White Men Can't Jump

becoolhomie2 · 2023-05-19T13:08:19Z

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Rico23

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86 K 2 years ago

'07

301216baller said

Homie was 50's son on power

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kmart21

13 K 2 years ago

'13

kuntree_swagger said

Blame Kenya barris� who goes out his way to prove how black he is.. by doing the most stereotypical racist jokes �. Mixed with a little modern wokeness.. from Black-ish to Black AF to this� just corny sh1t that white folks will love

Straight up�Barris is cringe�tries way too hard

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Tobinmont

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174 K 2 years ago

'15

Yooo anybody see his interview promoting this sh1t. Where he�s talking about KG and Damian Lillard? Yoo

Slanginthe90s

6 K 2 years ago

'20

Honestly movie was corny but it was lighthearted. While it wasn’t a masterpiece it was a feel good movie. I’m not comparing it to the first one because it has two different directors and writers.

It is by no means a classic movie. But some of y’all gotta get the stick out y’all asses and quit being grouchy. That’s for the people that said they not even gone watch it

solesnhoes

8 K 2 years ago

'18

They needa leave classics alone

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iBoxden

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27 K 2 years ago

'12

Space Ghost said

One of the more genuinely terrible movies I�ve seen in some time.

It�s 2 hours of halfassed racist jokes. It�s literally:

�You�re Black, I�m not.�

�I�m white. Wanna make some money playing Basketball?�

It�s that leveled ret@rded. Terrible and pointless, glad Vince Staples got some shine but the experience was just a bore to sit through, they didn�t even choreograph the actual Hoop Scenes right

And the ending was dumb as fu#k. The Pacing is dreadful, the final Tournament doesn�t even feel like a final game. Terrible fu#king movie.

RIP to Sylens tho.

Oh you mean like the original?

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iBoxden

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27 K 2 years ago

'12

Yo fu#k this movie. Jake on Dave was too funny

isthistobe

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138 K 2 years ago

'15

Little yatchy up next

Murderers

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135 K 2 years ago

'22

slimfrom85th said

U n1ggas fu#king weirdos if u had high hopes that's your fault and if u extra critical you probably one of them internet geeks who hate everything that aint some low key unground sh1t nobody know about

No one had high hopes. Thread is about a film and we're giving our thoughts. Why you emotional?

PipeLayer04

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26 K 2 years ago

'22

What happened to all the black chicks who said he was that guy & respected black women more than black men do? Didn't go to support their savior huh smh trash a$s remake...didn't waste my eyes or time even watching it disrespecting the original classic like that...& Woody Harrelson could ball a little while being authentic...Wesley & woody are an underrated movie duo even the poster for the original film was so cool that you wanted to watch the movie

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WasabiTuna

16 K 2 years ago

'09

sh1t was super trash

Leads had no charisma, who casted these fools.

Should�ve casted lil d1cky for the white guy.

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Ravishing

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39 K 2 years ago

'16

Slanginthe90s said

Honestly movie was corny but it was lighthearted. While it wasn’t a masterpiece it was a feel good movie. I’m not comparing it to the first one because it has two different directors and writers.

It is by no means a classic movie. But some of y’all gotta get the stick out y’all asses and quit being grouchy. That’s for the people that said they not even gone watch it

I think it was better than corny. I agree that it’s easy to bag on a movie simply because it’s a remake. Same sh1t with House Party which actually was an enjoyable film in my opinion

They could’ve done a better job with the final tournament but more importantly, the final game since as others said, didn’t feel like a high stakes game.

Aside from that, got some chuckles out the jokes and the music was on point

Rip Lance

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smokeytheblunt2

99 K 2 years ago

'16

Fastlife730 said

They needa leave classics alone

They need to leave every already made movie alone unless it�s a case of either being a victim of Hollywood hack edit job ruining what was a good movie had the studios left it alone or a great movie that flew under the radar that nobody thinks about��

the craziest example is Blair Witch 2 believe it or not. The acting originally wasn�t over the top, there was no crazy and loud sherif, there were no weird jump scares with ghosts and sh1t that didn�t make sense��.

instead of a movie where a group of people along with the audience can�t tell if there�s something supernatural or all the characters with underlying issues experienced group paranoia and hallucinations we got an out of order mess with sh1t thrown there that studio heads like and the cast acting a certain way in some scenes and acting like stereotypical slasher movie victims in others��

as it stands it�s one the weirdest movies you�ll ever see��.

VengenceizMine

718 2 years ago

'22

kuntree_swagger said

Blame Kenya barris� who goes out his way to prove how black he is.. by doing the most stereotypical racist jokes �. Mixed with a little modern wokeness.. from Black-ish to Black AF to this� just corny sh1t that white folks will love

Lost me at wokeness

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2007

40 K 2 years ago

'17

Rewhiting history

Most Palone

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68 K 2 years ago

'18

I know they got a stunt double for jack

He unathletic as fu#k 😂

Most Palone

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68 K 2 years ago

'18

kuntree_swagger said

Blame Kenya barris� who goes out his way to prove how black he is.. by doing the most stereotypical racist jokes �. Mixed with a little modern wokeness.. from Black-ish to Black AF to this� just corny sh1t that white folks will love

He didn�t use to be like this back during his girlfriend�s days

You people was kinda unbearable at times

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KINGAMIIAMKING

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25 K 2 years ago

'21

Murderers said

Using black classics as a vehicle to propel a mid white rapper's career

They did but you and black Twitter can't do a damn thing about it except talk sh1t on Boxden and tweet about it.

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varun313

16 K 2 years ago

'07

Can you imagine if they tried to make a prequel to training day in today's day?

Billy Hoyle

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10 K 2 years ago

'10

Boycott the movie. Should’ve left it alone.

GrindPOWER$

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131 K 2 years ago

'11

Murderers said

Using black classics as a vehicle to propel a mid white rapper's career

people don't see how much more opportunities he got

not saying because he white but but but name couple artists who not white came out the game with the machine pushing them and got allot of endorsements and a big movie in the first 2 years of his career

btexpress7

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13 K 2 years ago

'16

kuntree_swagger said

Blame Kenya barris� who goes out his way to prove how black he is.. by doing the most stereotypical racist jokes �. Mixed with a little modern wokeness.. from Black-ish to Black AF to this� just corny sh1t that white folks will love

Yeah Barris makes some trash... ngl

jimpurple

5 K 2 years ago

'15

This was watered down, but not completely unwatchable. Shouldn't have been called white men cant jump. Few bright spots though It was good to see Johnny Basil (Mobay, lt. Daniels) RIP, Slick Johnson steals the show in 2min, Vince Staples can act even if he's just acting like Vince Staples. Teyana Taylor was good but they combined the Rosie Perez character and Wesleys wife, and both their characters were better on their own.

"Billy" .

"All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."

Wesley and Woody chemistry and acting was just too good no way they could recreate that. But they took the whole dunking narrative out of the plot. When Jack Harlow dunks its not even a thing forreal.

Jacks character isn't even under pressure he is trying to get money for stem cells or his girl. Billy was getting chased by the mob. Jack lives in a rent controlled apartment in Beverly Hills. Billy was in the motel. Jack drives a Porsche.

Sidney Dean and this new guy don't compare at all either. Sidney was trying buy a crib. I don't know what this guy was trying to do. Dude was some kind of head case. Sidney was confident the whole time it was Billy who had mental issues. Plus dude aint even talk sh1t. Imagine Sidney Dean not talking his sh1t

There is no nudity limited cussing. And the basketball scenes lack that cinematic touch films like above the rim and white man cant jump put on mediocre basketball to make it look good. The basketball scenes look like some budget big 3 sh1t.

The movie really falls flat when trying to recreate the scene where they get a gun pulled on them. Some guy pulls out a flame thrower ...

And towards the end of the movie someone says we goin sizzler... does sizzler even exist anymore?

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SquirrelXss

12 K 2 years ago

'05

He Hate Me said

Pointless a$s remake

I can tell from the trailer they don't have the charisma of Wesley Snipes and Wood Harrelson

Will not watch out of respect to the goats.

Doit

5 K 2 years ago

'18

Boogie1790 said

When i found out dude was like 6'3 it started making a lil sense why they cast him

Its better than Pete Davidson

Jack is 6�1 at best. I was on set with him. He was poring so much Henny out to everyone they had to give him 3 bottles so it still looked like it was full. Lol

He had an acting coach on set with him at all times. She would speak to him and give him help between takes.

He didn�t want to hold the gift between takes during the birthday party. So someone from production would hold it for him and give it back between takes.

He kept holding up the production 30 minutes to an hour at a time because he had other business calls he had to take during the taping.

Vince was really down to earth and talking with everyone. This was my second time meeting him on set. Real cool.

Sinqua was really coo also, very down to earth. He was talking to everyone.

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