This sh1t is awful and I'm afraid for humanity if people think this sh1t is good.
Let's start with the terrible fu#king editing:
How many different fu#king bleed transitions do you need? It's like they just figured out how to add it to a movie.
They keep bleeding in random flash backs, trying to emulated 70s films I guess, and they failed. It's distracting and terrible.
Next...
They put the minds of children into robots...then they send the fu#king kids on a military mission with ZERO training, information, gear...what the fu#k is going on here? Yeah you can tell Disney owns Fox with dumb sh1t like this. And they kept plugging in Peter Pan and Ice Age for some dumbass analogy.
The fu#king Alien murders everyone before you blink, but her mentally ill brother keeps getting tackled by it.
Last episode this Alien n1gga tackled that mothafu#ka off the building. His robot idiot sister was just seen jumping off a cliff, but she decides totake the stairs, I guess, when her brother gets kidnapped by the Alien?
---Oh. Yeah the Aliens kidnap people for eggs. Except it murdered everyone else that looked at it, but her brother.
This sh1t is stupid.
They just introduced a bunch of characters, murdered them, and then of course another evil robot is responsible.
This Xenomorph sh1t is dumb and they need to let that piece of sh1t monster retire. Every time I see this n1gga he moves and acts more like a human than a feral creature. This mothafu#ka sneaky around like Solid Snake, striking poses on statues...
This sh1t isn't even scary. It's like cartoon or some sh1t.
The rich guy said he created her to have a conversation with someone smarter? So you put a fu#king 12 year brain in a robot for that?
And of course they give this bi#ch magic powers right away.
Stupid fu#king reason. How is she going to be smarter than you?
Then they end episodes with random a$s ROCK MUSIC.
Hollywood is filled with hacks and all of these bullsh1t reviews are paid for by Disney.
This sh1t is the worst Aliens film I have ever seen.
Just repeating the same sh1t but worse everytime.
They have a fu#king title. They could have made the films About DIFFERENT ALIENS. Not just fu#king XENOMORPHS and their Alien side kicks.
And why is every fu#king Alien they collect a fu#king serial killer? Was their mission to only find sh1t that can kill you? And why the fu#k would they all just love human blood and flesh?
fu#king sh1t fu#k.
fu#k suspension of belief. That sh1t is just an excuse for ret@rded a$s idiots that write dumb, illogical and irrational nonsense like this. And half of their characters don't even follow the rules they created.
Last edited by TheIronyIsThat; 08-16-2025 at 07:29 PM..