Choke No Joke says Jay Z wears a wig! - page 3

Are yall even Black? Do yall not know about freeform locs?

As a dread head myself from Florida, I can tell yall his sh1t authentic

I randomly thought about this the other after seeing a Sway interview from 20 years ago. I thought to myself, “Jay’s hairline has been on point for over 30 years”.

There's a few others like Kane who still got their sh1t on point, but damn. Maybe Jay got some good genes.

Jay got his bodyguards 2 beat Choke 2 a pulp
& took his footage late 2000s

Choke No Joke had me thinkin Pac gettin out of prison was some inside connection/power move Suge had only for someone on here to tell me it was just an appeal or something(can't remember but whatever it was is very fu#king normal)

for that I will NEVER take this man's word as gospel again

That's an obviously photoshopped picture you fu#king ret@rd

The Simpsons never published an image of Homer Simpson as a bunch of d1cks you just believe anything you see

Usually, it’s the pretty boy n1ggas whose sh1t starts going

Ask me how I know

Hell nah.

I been having locs since 2008, Jay hair grows slow if anything

Ah I see it's your inferior genetics that have you acting up on here all the time

Not everyone can be as fortunate as Jay and myself

Inferior genetics? You literally have drug addict in your DNA

You can’t even cope with reality

Is there anything more pitiful than a white crackhead? Like what’s your excuse? Smh

1. I'm not white

2. No addicts anywhere in my family tree

3. Full head of hair like I was still in high school

Stay mad you bald faggot

Now you’re not white smh

You ain’t black

You’re still a crackhead. Your mom was still a smoker.

I’m not bald yet…but I would take that over being a fiend any day

I'm black, there are users on here that are linked with me on LinkedIn

You can make up whatever you want but none of it is true

Your feelings are hurt like your hairline but it'll be alright

Not your hairline tho that sh1t is only going downhill

You have been white on here for years and now you’re black. You slap every pro black post.

No black man is naming himself “Boogersugar”. Nice try though

If you are, you would be that weird black guy who hangs out with only white tweakers and never has a lineup. And wears open toe sandals everywhere

That's Smooth Brain Tay man

He ironically doesn't know the meaning of misinformation

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People like me can do anything

Na. That’s the drugs talking. But if you really feel like that go jump off a roof and see if you can really float.

No one would miss you

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n1gga jay look like a real life Simpsons character now

Manifesting is real

Lmao choke and dame need a podcast together. "Remember when Hov"

Stop quoting me fam

You n1ggas is pu$$y i would slap tf outta both you lil nerds infront of your kids in real life