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Never go cheap with a Lawyer

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 4 days ago '15        #63
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Holdino  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 4 days ago '04        #62
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Judging books by covers never works
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 4 days ago '19        #61
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 bigmeal said
Judging books by covers never works
if hes a black court appointed attorney that gets all the black cases.. just know you're about to get the worst deal.. the only reason they keep this co** in business is to put up a bad defense.. kkk states all use this tactic..
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 4 days ago '17        #60
LazyLeg 
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If I'm hiring a lawyer I don't care if he shows up to court looking like bozo the clown if he's got a straight record in the courtroom. Now having worked in the public defenders office in high school as an after school job you're going to get fu*ked no matter how they look because they're criminally underfunded and are working on 15-20 cases at a time
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 4 days ago '08        #59
606robin 
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All lawyers should have public score boards of "wins" and "losses". I'd disregard the clothes and all that.
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 4 days ago '16        #58
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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This thread is comedy. Make sure you got long money or your paid attorney will just dump you back on the PD after taking all your money. It's not good business to go to trial, from a businessmen perspective. And remember your playoffs attorney is a businessman first. But honestly do your lawyer paid or appointed a favor. Don't be bad at being a criminal, and remember the cop ain't your friend, he ain't trying to help you so keep your mouth shut. Be scared when the arrest you and don't ask you sh*t. That's how you know your fu*ked.
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 4 days ago '16        #57
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Kyu said
How about not committing crimes to need a lawyer in the first place?
The post presumes you've already broken the law... You're not wrong, but you also presume everyone in court is guilty.


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 4 days ago '11        #56
Sin  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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I saw one lawyer in court who looked like he just rolled out of bed then continued to nap while in court waiting

his client wasn't in court so he had no idea
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 4 days ago '14        #55
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 2007 said
U guys never met a well dressed idiot?
This.

I work in finance. If I had a nickel for every douchebag I've ever met in a Zegna suit with a Panerai on his wrist who didn't know his a*s from a hole in the wall I'd be on a Superyacht somewhere lampin'.

My attorney wears off-the-peg bullsh*t from Macy's and he charges $800/hr. Last thing I want is a lawyer with habits he needs me to finance. I care about three things when looking for counsel. Wins, losses, and who else uses them.

When it comes to lawyers...You pay for a result, not a service. Fashion don't come into the equation. There's a lot of bummy a*s looking jew lawyers you can't afford...Don't judge a book by it's cover.


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 4 days ago '14        #54
Kyu  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Proveone said


This thread is comedy. Make sure you got long money or your paid attorney will just dump you back on the PD after taking all your money. It's not good business to go to trial, from a businessmen perspective. And remember your playoffs attorney is a businessman first. But honestly do your lawyer paid or appointed a favor. Don't be bad at being a criminal, and remember the cop ain't your friend, he ain't trying to help you so keep your mouth shut. Be scared when the arrest you and don't ask you sh*t. That's how you know your fu*ked.
How about not committing crimes to need a lawyer in the first place?
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 4 days ago '18        #53
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 back said
if hes a black court appointed attorney that gets all the black cases.. just know you're about to get the worst deal.. the only reason they keep this co** in business is to put up a bad defense.. kkk states all use this tactic..
I’ve had a similar suspicion about having a black judge.....it’s weird I’ve gotten more neutral and fair treatment from a white female judge sh*t crazy but that’s just my experience
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 4 days ago '19        #52
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Best lawyer I’ve had was the cheapest. Turned my self in she cussing the cops out about how tight the cuffs were and make sure I get there on time for dinner even doe I just had steak lol. sh*t was out a movie scene screaming “you’ll be out by the morning”

And I’ve fired two different lawyers
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 4 days ago '16        #51
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 dtdroid said
Wreckless driving isn't a criminal charge, but rather the entire point.
Bruh I don't know where the fu*k you live but in most places it is definitely a criminal offense CA VC 23103 it's a misdo , but if someone gets hurt it can be charged as a felony.


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 4 days ago '19        #50
unit321  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Holdino said


There's some truth to that.
Comparing the clothes and shoes of public defenders to paid defense attorneys is night and day.
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 4 days ago '12        #49
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It’s true



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 4 days ago '16        #48
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 dtdroid said
I was making a joke of his spelling error, you simple retard.

Reckless driving = a criminal charge
Wreckless driving = what everyone sets out to accomplish when they get behind the wheel

I'll save the high brow humor for a different forum from now on
Then slapped for the unnecessary condescension, you knew what he meant



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 4 days ago '17        #47
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 4 days ago '18        #46
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 LightAndBlaze said
Real sh*t...

I had a lawyer that was blind...
Shut yo Matt Murdock a*s up, .
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 4 days ago '04        #45
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Real sh*t...

I had a lawyer that was blind...
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 4 days ago '16        #44
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Avon_Barksdale said
True, I'm not a criminal so I don't know but, his client had him there with him.

It's a criminal charge don't listen to Ole boy
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 4 days ago '04        #43
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 FukHowYouFeel said
This.

I work in finance. If I had a nickel for every douchebag I've ever met in a Zegna suit with a Panerai on his wrist who didn't know his a*s from a hole in the wall I'd be on a Superyacht somewhere lampin'.

My attorney wears off-the-peg bullsh*t from Macy's and he charges $800/hr. Last thing I want is a lawyer with habits he needs me to finance. I care about three things when looking for counsel. Wins, losses, and who else uses them.

When it comes to lawyers...You pay for a result, not a service. Fashion don't come into the equation. There's a lot of bummy a*s looking jew lawyers you can't afford...Don't judge a book by it's cover.
I just bought three suits from Macy’s
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 4 days ago '19        #42
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Idk mang. My bro had an attorney that was in a electric wheel chair and got all his charges dismissed. Lmao
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 4 days ago '18        #41
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 Proveone said
Then slapped for the unnecessary condescension, you knew what he meant



Bruh

Didn’t even see this before I responded but how dude make an unfunny joke, then patronize the entire forum because his joke wasn’t funny? Same dude always trying to “well actually” and it’s our fault we took his a*s serious?

Bet.
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 4 days ago '17        #40
2007 
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U guys never met a well dressed idiot?
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 4 days ago '07        #39
Avon_Barksdale  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x17
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 Sin said
I saw one lawyer in court who looked like he just rolled out of bed then continued to nap while in court waiting

his client wasn't in court so he had no idea
I seen a black lawyer in a nice a*s suit and some CRIPSY all white AF one's representing his white client (If that matters) for a Wreckless Driving/Dui charge a few years ago.

Nobody in the court room paid ANY attention to it but, me either.

I was like this fool really didn't do this did he?



But, his case was continued so I don't know what happened to the guy.

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