Funniest Quote by an Athlete this year: Dolphins LB Channing Crowder (UPDATED)

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Funniest Quote by an Athlete this year: Dolphins LB Channing Crowder (UPDATED)
 

 
Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thatís the closest thing I know to London. Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London. Iím sure thatís a coincidental name."

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wow just wow.


Crowder learns he wonít need translator in London

By Tim Graham | Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 07:54 PM

Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didnít know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isnít sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sundayís game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

ďI couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries,Ē Crowder said. ďI swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

ďI know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thatís the closest thing I know to London. Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London. Iím sure thatís a coincidental name.Ē

When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowderís standup routine didnít miss a beat.

ďHeís from London?Ē Crowder said. ďI knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because ó I donít want to say he didnít look the part because thatís a stereotype ó but he didnít look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.Ē


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 9 years ago '05        #2
Old School 
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Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
 
 9 years ago '04        #3
MiamiDade 52 heat pts52
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@ "Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London."
 
 9 years ago '07        #4
keithbm1111 97 heat pts97
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hahahahaha
 
 10-25-2007, 07:09 AM         #5
Vincent Vega 
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like threadstarter said, wow
 
 10-25-2007, 07:10 AM         #6
StateZFinest 
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I'm sure he's just trying to be witty with

"He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

to follow up with his "I know London Fletcher. That’s the closest thing I know to London." joke.

if not... wow
 
 9 years ago '04        #7
Tastemaker331 38 heat pts38
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if he really said this, hes and idiot
 
 10-25-2007, 07:43 AM         #8
Filthy_McNasty 
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and this foo went to college?got damn athelete do be gettign special treatment and he just proved it
 
 9 years ago '04        #9
$tr3tch 
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at this ignorance. I really hope this is a bad joke.
 
 9 years ago '05        #10
QualityRecords 8 heat pts
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 Old School said:
Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
Ha, he needs that quote in his locker.

He said he couldn't find London on a map if it didn't have the names of the "countries" on the there. lol@ London being a country.
 
 9 years ago '04        #11
KiNgJaMeS305|M 58 heat pts58
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thats that university of florida education
 
 9 years ago '04        #12
iLLuZiOnZ1313|M 14 heat pts14
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at least he's one hell of a LB


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 9 years ago '07        #13
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As someone who is black and is from London that sh*t sounds real ignorant and on top of that he plays for the Dolphins
 
 9 years ago '06        #14
YoungGuru'07 
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 KiNgJaMeS305 said:
thats that university of florida education
I knew 1 of the Miami reps was gon say this
 
 9 years ago '04        #15
BrBHZ 6 heat pts
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 Old School said:
Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
perfect that saying definitely applies
 
 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM         #16
Youngonereese 
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wooooooooow...........smh doesnt do this justice
 
 10-25-2007, 10:03 AM         #17
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So what's the over / under on how many new Dolphins fans there will be in London after this game?

I'd say its 3.
 
 9 years ago '07        #18
Pimpwin 1 heat pts
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LMFAO.... I really hope he is joking....
 
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[QUOTE=iLLuZiOnZ1313;10712964]at least he's one hell of a LB

But yet his dumb a.ss is Zach's back-up...
 
 10-25-2007, 01:23 PM         #20
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there is so much in that one quote
 
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