Funniest Quote by an Athlete this year: Dolphins LB Channing Crowder (UPDATED)

most viewed right now
 91
NFL Trump attacks Kaepernick
441 comments
@sports
most viewed right now
 79
Image(s) inside Married high school teacher, 25, 'had sex with 4of her students,2 of t..
74 comments
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 77
The lack of quality d1ck in 2017
202 comments
@misc
most viewed right now
 68
Article inside Harvard Study: Apple Slows Down old iPhones to Sell Millions of New M..
48 comments
@tech

section   (0 bx goons and 1 bystanders) Share this on Twitter   Share this on Facebook
 

Props Slaps
 10 years ago '04        #1
10922 pageviews
40 comments


uzijj 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$783 | Props total: 0 0
Funniest Quote by an Athlete this year: Dolphins LB Channing Crowder (UPDATED)
 

 
Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thatís the closest thing I know to London. Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London. Iím sure thatís a coincidental name."

source:
[pic - click to view]

 http://www.rotoworld.com

wow just wow.


Crowder learns he wonít need translator in London

By Tim Graham | Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 07:54 PM

Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didnít know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isnít sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sundayís game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

ďI couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries,Ē Crowder said. ďI swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

ďI know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thatís the closest thing I know to London. Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London. Iím sure thatís a coincidental name.Ē

When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowderís standup routine didnít miss a beat.

ďHeís from London?Ē Crowder said. ďI knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because ó I donít want to say he didnít look the part because thatís a stereotype ó but he didnít look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.Ē


Last edited by KiNgJaMeS305; 10-25-2007 at 05:56 PM..

40 comments for "Funniest Quote by an Athlete this year: Dolphins LB Channing Crowder (UPDATED)"

 10 years ago '05        #2
Old School 
space
avatar space
space
$374 | Props total: 87 87
Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
 10 years ago '04        #3
MiamiDade 55 heat pts55
space
avatar space
space
$14,355 | Props total: 690 690
@ "Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London."
 10 years ago '07        #4
keithbm1111 97 heat pts97
space
avatar space
space
$28,228 | Props total: 274 274
hahahahaha
 10-25-2007, 07:09 AM         #5
Vincent Vega 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
like threadstarter said, wow
 10-25-2007, 07:10 AM         #6
StateZFinest 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
I'm sure he's just trying to be witty with

"He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

to follow up with his "I know London Fletcher. That’s the closest thing I know to London." joke.

if not... wow
 10 years ago '04        #7
Tastemaker331 43 heat pts43
space
avatar space
space
$38,803 | Props total: 8141 8141
if he really said this, hes and idiot
 10-25-2007, 07:43 AM         #8
Filthy_McNasty 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
and this foo went to college?got damn athelete do be gettign special treatment and he just proved it
 10 years ago '04        #9
$tr3tch 
space
avatar space
space
$4,260 | Props total: 0 0
at this ignorance. I really hope this is a bad joke.
 10 years ago '05        #10
QualityRecords 8 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$14,912 | Props total: 1007 1007
 Old School said:
Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
Ha, he needs that quote in his locker.

He said he couldn't find London on a map if it didn't have the names of the "countries" on the there. lol@ London being a country.
 10 years ago '04        #11
KiNgJaMeS305|M 58 heat pts58
space
avatar space
space
$22,900 | Props total: 44 44
thats that university of florida education
 10 years ago '04        #12
iLLuZiOnZ1313|M 14 heat pts14
space
avatar space
space
$9,169 | Props total: 1 1
at least he's one hell of a LB


[pic - click to view]

 10 years ago '07        #13
Mar3 
space
avatar space
space
$1,917 | Props total: 756 756
As someone who is black and is from London that sh*t sounds real ignorant and on top of that he plays for the Dolphins
 10-25-2007, 09:20 AM         #14
YoungGuru'07 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 KiNgJaMeS305 said:
thats that university of florida education
I knew 1 of the Miami reps was gon say this
 10 years ago '04        #15
BrBHZ 8 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$15,966 | Props total: 2603 2603
 Old School said:
Its better to have remained silent and allowed others to think you are stupid than to have spoken and erased all doubt....
perfect that saying definitely applies
 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM         #16
Youngonereese 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
wooooooooow...........smh doesnt do this justice
 10-25-2007, 10:03 AM         #17
RediKnight 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
So what's the over / under on how many new Dolphins fans there will be in London after this game?

I'd say its 3.
 10-25-2007, 10:24 AM         #18
Pimpwin 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
LMFAO.... I really hope he is joking....
 10 years ago '07        #19
Dope Bai 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$3,360 | Props total: 10 10
[QUOTE=iLLuZiOnZ1313;10712964]at least he's one hell of a LB

But yet his dumb a.ss is Zach's back-up...
 10-25-2007, 01:23 PM         #20
JCWhy83 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
there is so much in that one quote
Home      
  
 

 






most viewed right now
 40
Image(s) inside Kanye working on his new album College Takeout
152 comments
20 hours ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 36
Video inside What the fu-k is going on in the basketball sports game genre ?
60 comments
2 days ago
@games
most viewed right now
 34
Image(s) inside "Killa we did it man, I got your back forever, Dipset (I really mean i..
96 comments
19 hours ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 34
Video inside Kenneka Jenkins Update [OMFG]
117 comments
18 hours ago
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 23
BOX 49 year old Mike Tyson destroying the heavy bag still
98 comments
2 days ago
@sports
most viewed right now
 20
Well Damn Drakes gives a tour of a Ferris Rafauli built mansion
51 comments
20 hours ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 19
Video inside Boonk really think he the joker
72 comments
18 hours ago
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 14
Sep 21 - infamous mob rat/scumbag sammy "sammy the bull" gravano released from..
60 comments
2 days ago
@news
back to top
register contact Follow BX @ Twitter Follow BX @ Facebook search BX privacy