If Hip Hop Was A High School

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 9 years ago '08        #101
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Budden wold be the loser begging for dates and sitting by himself.

Game would be the guy that talked about everyone, but didn't do sh*t.

DMX would be that one crazy thug NO ONE fu*ked with.

Wu-Tang would be those silent harcore guys that always sat together and spoke with their eyes.
 08-29-2008, 02:30 PM         #102
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hahah some funny sh*t

someone should make a role for weezy
 08-29-2008, 02:36 PM         #103
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this highschool/hiphop thing has been done countless times already
 9 years ago '07        #104
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 Linksys said:
this highschool/hiphop thing has been done countless times already
agreed...yu commented when i did my highschool/hip hop post a couple months back linksys

buh if hiphop was highschool then lil wayne would be the kid who everyone thought was so0 articulate and so well versed but when you spoke to him you couldnt figure out why the hell he was regarded as that
 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM         #105
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Another one of these thread

Jay-z: would be that n*gga got his a.ss beat by n*ggas from the rival high school on a regular then talked subliminal shyt when they weren't around but because n*gga was so intimidated by his so called "rep" they wouldnt speak on it

Beyonce: The overrated bad breath bytch on the cheerleading squad who got ran through she was the token light skinned girl so nobody fukked w/ her plus her mom and dad were on the school board/school staff so she passed all her classes and was homecoming queen

50CENT: The n*gga that ran his mouth to much always gossiping talking about who he was going to fukk who he did fukk and who he was going to fukk up..soon as n*ggas got after him he didnt want to battle just wanted to keep talking....also kept a group of flunkees who kissed his a.ss no matter how shiddy his jokes were
 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM         #106
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50 Cent is the fake gangster that would talk mad sh*t but when beef pops off, hes on the phone always calling his older brothers.

Jay-Z would be the richest dude in the school wit his own studio.

Master P would be the one who when he found out something new, he would always go "UNNHHH"...

Snoop would be the only dude wearing his gang colors to school.

Big Punisher would be the fattest kid in the school always sneaking food into class and you could always hear him breathing when everybody is doing work.

Fat Joe was the kid that everytime a coat or a CD player got stolen out of a locker you knew it was him. But couldnt prove it.

Canibus has no friends but is #1 in his school wit a GPA of 4.0. Hes that one kid everybody thinks is going to blow up the school. But he always wins the science fair.

Big L would be that dude that was to cool for most n*ggas.

Dipset would be sitting right next to Lil John.

Mobb Deep were them kids who always raised there hands to go to the bathroom but never came back.

Eminem is that crazy white kid mostly everybody was cool wit.

LL Cool J was the kid that always thought he was Hard As Hell.

The Lox were known for moving a lot of D on the Block.

Wu-Tang Clan would be the group that no one will dare try to mess wit because all of them know Kung Fu.

DMX is the n*gga whos in BD (Behavior Disorder) class and is always getting suspended for f!ghting and getting caught sneaking drugs into the school.

Fabulous was known for two things writing F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. all over school property and second gettin caught writing on a dudes locker which ended with him having a chipped tooth.

Xzibit would have the most Pimped out car in the school.

Special Ed was the teacher of Special Ed class.

Busta Rhymes will be that kid you would always know where hes at because hes always loud as hell.

Ice Cube will miss school every Friday.

Method and Red Man were the two kids who would always come to school high and some how leave school high.

Coolio will be the legend around school of the kid who came to school for a semester but then disappear wit out a trace.

Benzino was the head of the school newspaper but sucked so he got kicked out of it.

J-Lo would be the schools.lut.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn’t dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn’t figure out, but around his crew he was the sh*t.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last night’s home work.

Lil Jon would be the loud special Ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thuggish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who thinks she is fine but everyone else thinks she’s ugly.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a Cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Caribbean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank a.ss breath.

Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Tupac would be the guy that everyone respects.



Theres even a longer list then that one, I just don't want to look for it, this one was back in 05/06
 08-29-2008, 02:44 PM         #107
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lil wayne would be the kid thats always barred the fu*k out and passes out in all his classes:sleep2:
 08-29-2008, 02:44 PM         #108
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 25/8 said:
Beyonce: The overrated bad breath bytch on the cheerleading squad who got ran through she was the token light skinned girl so nobody fukked w/ her plus her mom and dad were on the school board/school staff so she passed all her classes and was homecoming queen


you're either gay or blind.

Beyonce b00ty hole smells better then your moms pus*y
 08-29-2008, 02:47 PM         #109
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 Cooked Brickz said:
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-- Nelly would be the fly country boy that excelled in Sports.



- Usher would be the pretty boy who was always dancing in the Hallways trying to impress the ladies by showing them his abs.


n*gga are you gay? tell me what makes Nelly "fly" :sick:
 9 years ago '08        #110
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 wizard420 said:
n*gga are you gay? tell me what makes Nelly "fly" :sick:
I didn't even write all of this, just pasted it.
 08-29-2008, 02:58 PM         #111
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 Cooked Brickz said:
I didn't even write all of this, just pasted it.
ok. I was wonderin what dude would say Nelly's the fly country kid
 08-29-2008, 03:00 PM         #112
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 wizard420 said:
you're either gay or blind.

Beyonce b00ty hole smells better then your moms pus*y
wizard420 would be the fat a.ss n*gga who went to private school impressin all the white kids and jewish kids cause he knew out-dated slang...soon as that bytch transfered to public school he got STUFFED in the toilet atleast twice a day got his pockets ran for lunch money never got any pussc just a fukk'n clown
 08-29-2008, 03:00 PM         #113
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yeah, under my old account, looking at other lists, it'll be good to get all the best ones and put them under one mega list, and that'll be the official list, until new artist come out and gets added on.
 08-29-2008, 03:01 PM         #114
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 wizard420 said:
n*gga are you gay? tell me what makes Nelly "fly" :sick:
dogg you got uh unhealthy obsession with homos3xuality
 08-29-2008, 03:03 PM         #115
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dope thread, cept for the stans like the dude who wrote about joe buddens
 08-29-2008, 03:05 PM         #116
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 25/8 said:
wizard420 would be the fat a.ss n*gga who went to private school impressin all the white kids and jewish kids cause he knew out-dated slang...soon as that bytch transfered to public school he got STUFFED in the toilet atleast twice a day got his pockets ran for lunch money never got any pussc just a fukk'n clown
:sleep2:

any n*gga that says Beyonce has bad breathe has no credability. cause unless she eats at McDonalds you'd never get close enough to smell it f*g
 08-29-2008, 03:05 PM         #117
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this is the same thread lol, I thought this was a new thread, but yeah, an ultimate list would be good
 08-29-2008, 03:05 PM         #118
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my n*gga joe budden would be the dude who everyone knows and says wassup too but hangs out with none of them....sorta like tha outsider...but wouldnt mind joinin a cypher when it goes down
 08-29-2008, 03:06 PM         #119
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 25/8 said:
dogg you got uh unhealthy obsession with homos3xuality
I definately think any1 that looks at Beyonce and thinks about her breathe is a f*g**t. that bi*ch got body for days and you're thinkin about what kinda gum she chews :sick:
 08-29-2008, 03:56 PM         #120
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 wizard420 said:
I definately think any1 that looks at Beyonce and thinks about her breathe is a f*g**t. that bi*ch got body for days and you're thinkin about what kinda gum she chews :sick:
beyonce:

pot bellied
swan neck
bald headed
over rated media force feds.lut

wizard:
moleseted by his father at a young age
possessed with homos3xuality
spends the majority of his time online
possessed with beyonce but will never breathe the air she farts in
dumb nerd
equivalent to a mexican n*gga
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