If Hip Hop Was A High School
|01-02-2008, 12:47 PM||#81|
Jay-Z would be that teacher that was rumored to retire every year, but came back...every year.
Jermaine Dupri would the teacher that no one respected, even though he was pretty good.
DJ Kool Herc would be the janitor.
|9 years ago||'05 #82|
$3,557 | 12
that was funny, but realistically if it was based on hip hop as of today, a good portion of the school would be sanctioned off into a slow class (soulja boy,dipset, ying yang twins, dj khalid...etc..etc.)
|01-02-2008, 01:25 PM||#84|
|9 years ago||'07 #86|
$22,764 | 80
People such as the Memphis Jug Band and Eljah Wald donated money to the Sugarhill Gang and Grandmaster Flash to build the school.
The Sugarhill Gang and Grandmaster Flash would be the school founders
There would be statues of Grandmaster Flash, Melle Mel, and Jam Master Jay around the school, with plagues for Kool Moe Dee, Rakim, and Will Smith
Russell Simmons would be the school principal
Jimmy Iovine would be the a.ssistant principal
Dr. Dre would be the school councilor
Rev. Run and J Prince would be the school’s deans
Suge Knight would be the ex-con alum who kept coming on campus with a gun and getting arrested
Lil' Kim would be the school hoe.
Master P would be the basketball star that was corny but everybody like him. He decided to change himself for the better.
Diddy would be the annoying dork who always had his tongue out.
Jay-Z would be the dude who screwed the hottest chick at the school and everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real and had the hot girlfriend
Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such.
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his a.ss whooped everyday, but has 50 come and save him every time because he sold 50 his first knife
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
The Game would be the guy always actin' tough and trying to get attention but everybody ignored
ODB, Beanie Sigel, and Cassidy would be the three special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.
Bonecrusher would be the crazy dude nobody talked too
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
T.I. would be the dude with the nice car and big rims and all the girls would hang out with him until he got in trouble with the "Hip Hop Police" that Chamillionaire warned him about.
Afro Man would be the outcast that always dissed people but nobody waisted their time arguing with him
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts. Everyone would respect him, but he wouldn’t have any real friends
Busta would be that real ugly muhf-kka that got the ladies
attention.... and Spliff Starr is always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch, being his bi*ch
Outkast would be the school hippies that everyone would get amusement out of. Andre 3000 smashed Eryka Bhadu, an Afrocentric country girl but broke up a while later. He then wrote her an apology letter titled "Ms Jackson" in which he consulted her mother.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like Tupac and getting smacked up. Even Canibus beat him up.
Biggie would be the kid with infinite wisdom about other’s problems like Tupac. He was also the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the steroid user who the girls say looks like a monkey. All the guys would hate on him for making mocking them but be blocked by security guards who he pays off.... until Kanye West whoops his a.ss after making an agreed f!ght. Kanye's new friend Wayne then stood over him while nobody was looking and said "DAMN you just got knocked the fu*k out!!".
Tupac would be the one getting arrested and suspended for speakin and actin out, but somehow kept sneaking onto school campus. He has all the respect. He once started a gang war that spanned across the school, dividing it between neighborhoods.
Nelly would be the wild Junior who could never pass Grammar.
Lil' Jon would be that loud mother fu*ker who all the guys would hang around and whenever he started talkin' sh*t to somebody everybody would nod their head in agreement even though it was completely retarded. At home or in class, he seems quite proper.
Kanye West would be the regular turned preppy dude who always refused to hang out the day before a test. Then after the test, he says “I failed!” when really he set the curve.
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their
affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect. He recently figured out how to use a cell phone so the school officials are discussing whether or not he should be moved up a grade.
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class
Young Jeezy would be the guy who likes to make yo acquaintance with words like "Ay" and "Yeah" and gets respect for being a d-boy.
Twista would be the kid who talks to fast to understand.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks his leg after a lot of hype. He tries to make a comeback later, but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all who hung out with Rakim in the chess club, but normally got respect anyway
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
Lupe Fiasco would be One of the smartest kids in school. He can talk about anything and likes to tell stories. He watches anime and reads manga with Kanye and Pharell. He sometimes hangs with the skateboard crew.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Tony Yayo is the senior who use to take a HELLO KITTY lunchbox to school
Remy Ma would be that one female bully.
E-40 would be that fat kid you never understood when he talked but hung around everybody.
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
Cam'Ron would be the Senior that tried to go up against his home boy Jay Z but was shunned by girls after wearing a shade of pink and calling it a new color. HIs click consists of two illegal immigrants. Jim Jones, a dirty muthafu*ka who makes fun of the basketball team and Juelz Santanna, a Junior who does crack with Wayne frequently.
Mike Jones would be the fat kid who always forgot everything....except his name. He talks about havin a hard time growin up but nobody listens.
Missy Elliot would be would be the cool Senior. In her Freshmen year, some ppl thought she was dykin. Hung with Aliyah, Timbo, Magoo, and Genuwine.
The Ying Yang Twins would always be the ones havin' s3xy parties
Method Man & Redman would be the class clowns always high out of their minds
Ludacris would be the guy always being thrown out of class because he'd always be actin' a fool, but everyone was shocked because one day he decided to act mature during class.
DMX would be the guy who always got pissed off and would walk out of class sayin "That's bullsh*t!" He always talk about his dogs for some reason.
Lil' Scrappy would be the guy who always switched sides from G-Unit to the BME Click.
Big Pun was the fat hispanic kid that you alawys found at mcdonalds, but who had everyone's respect.
Fat Joe was the semi-fat hispanic kid tryin to make it, but got respect 'cuase he hung with Pun. He now sticks close to TS, Wayne, Khaled, and Trick Daddy.
Chamillionaire would be the Junior gettin arrested by the "Hip Hop police" for ridin dirty.
Common was the school BBoy, always on the corner breakin, preachin afrocintricity & soul power, gettin all the girls with his poetry. He now hangs with Kanye and John Legend.
Trick Daddy would be that guy who hustled and loved to take Trina on dates to KFC.
Lil Boosie would be the new Sophmore who always pissed people off with his voice. Hangs with his Trill fam.
Charli Baltimore would be the anerexic white girl who tried too hard to be black.
Snoop would be the Senior always skipping class to get high. And when he did show up he'd be sellin' weed.
MIMS, Soulja Boy, Huey, Hurricane Chris, DJ Unk, Lil Mama, and the Shop Boys would be the Freshmen who act out tryna be cool but everybody thinks they wack. Bow Wow and Omarion, though Juniors, are known for hanging around this group.
D-Block, NWA, Trill, G-Unit, BME Click, Young Money/Cash Money, Dipset, BWS & Wu Tang Clan would be the school gangs
Dj Premier, Dj Whoo Kidd, & Dj Jazzy Jeff would be the dudes who used to DJ but were forgotten after DJ Khaled and Drama got the job.
DJ Khaled is the annoying a.ss DJ that kept yelling "LISTENNNN" and "WE THE BEST" for like 20 seconds before every song he played for the school. Keeps close alliance to a group consisting of Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, Trick Daddy, Jeezy, and Birdman. He once threatened a cop who pulled he and Ross over by sayin "You must be new or sum....man, WE THE BEST!!" Ross was smart enough to get away but Khaled got the stick.
Lil' Wayne would be the lil Junior that used to get overlooked Freshmen year then started outshinin everybody as a Sophmore. Hes now taken over the school, making alliances with everyone, even the founders. A senior who he calls his daddy, Birdman, stays close to him. He was able to elude the "Hip Hop police" because thousands of city residents protested his arrest after school.*Lean On Me plays*
Wale,the Cool Kids, and Blu would be the only cool new Freshmen. Wayne and Dipset adore Wale's Nike boots.
|9 years ago||'07 #97|
$11,442 | 672
kim kardashian would be the chick who came from a generally good family buh would screw the black dudes...like brandi's freshman brother ray-j...when ray-j leaked the tape the whole school went crazy for the tape
|8 years ago||'08 #99|
$19,127 | 1692
- Jay-Z would be the popular B-Ball star who everyone envied.
- Beyonce would be the Head Cheerleader who dated the B-Ball star and who's Dad was the School Principal.
- Kelly and Michelle would be Beyonce's Mean Girl Clique.
- Lil' Kim would be the fast a.ss ghetto girl with style who was secretly dating the Health Teacher.
- Jennifer Lopez would be the fashionista who had dated most of the Football Team.
- P. Diddy would be the guy who threw parties every Friday night after the game.
- Biggie would be the fat, ugly guy who had a fine girlfriend that had everyone scratching their heads.
- Eminem would be the token White guy in the most notorious Black crew who had everyone's respect.
- Pharrell was the Black guy who hung out with mostly white people, but was still respected by Blacks.
- Joss Stone was the groovy White Chick who only dated brothas.
- R. Kelly would be the guy who graduated three years ago who was stiil parking in the School's parking lot after school looking for Tender Roni's.
- Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug who always imitated the most popular thug, Tupac.
- 50 Cent would be the guy who lived in the weight room who intimidated everybody.
- Nelly would be the fly country boy that excelled in Sports.
- Chris Brown would be the Freshman who held his own against the Big Dogs.
- Usher would be the pretty boy who was always dancing in the Hallways trying to impress the ladies by showing them his abs.
- Whitney & Bobby would be the drunk embarassing parents who was coming to see about their bad a.ss kid.
- D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gangsta clicks who played sports and stole things. Most of the click would usually be suspended.
- Keyshia Cole would be the chick with a different hair color every week.
- Mary J. Blige would be the chick with a different hair style every week.
- Outkast would be the school Hippies.
- Sean Paul would be the Jamacian cat who pulled ladies because of his accent.
- Kanye West would be the Debate Team champion during his entire High School Tenure. He would also be the guy f!ghting some kind of senseless cause.
- Lil' Jon would be the kid always sent out of class because he didn't know how to whisper when cheating on a test.
- Jaheim was the thug who strangely loved Choir Class.
- Dr. Dre would be the 20 year old Senior.
- Mariah Carey would be the mixed chick who hung with every Ethnic group at school.
- T.I. would be the little dude always talking mess.
- Alicia Keys would be the pretty Honor student who was rough around the edges.
- Missy Elliott would be the girl in the slow classes with Mase.
- Ciara would be the tall chick with the little a.ss boyfriend, Bow Wow.
- Ludacris was the class clown who was always trying to hook up with girls.
- LL Cool J. would be the hunky Phys. Ed. teacher who had mostly a female class because they were waiting for him to bend over in his little shorts so they could giggle.
- Toni Braxton would be the hot Nurse who always had the male students in her office.
- Janet Jackson would be the s3xy Dance teacher who was engaged to the litlle a.ss Band Director, Jermaine Dupri.
- Madonna would be the Human s3xuality teacher who always had parents in an uproar because their childrens homework a.ssignments would be too explicit.
- Ronald Isley would be the Jheri Curled janitor who's been working for forty years and had no desire to retire.