If Hip Hop Was A High School
|08-10-2007, 02:59 PM||#61|
mase - the only one who listens in R.E and gets up in class and preaches... but is a sinner at heart
inspectah deck - always percievers(sp?) all watching you like a hawk
e40 - the fat kid who talks jibberish
Raekwon - the chef, always cooking raw sh*t for everyone
|9 years ago||'06 #62|
$3,391 | 0
the clipse: the new group thats startin to get some buzz around school and that some people think theyre fresh but no one is willing to say it cuz theyre scared that theyll be capped on.
|9 years ago||'07 #63|
$24,864 | 970
ja rule - the little kid crying in the bathroom
wayne- the retarted kid
The Game- the sh*t talker till he gets knocked the fu*k out
R. Kelly- the senior fu*king the freshman and eigth graders
The Dayton Family- The Known Drug Dealers
|08-10-2007, 08:48 PM||#65|
|9 years ago||'06 #66|
$21,719 | 90
J-Lo would be the schools.lut.
Master-P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.
P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork who couldn't dance but thought he could.
Jay-Z would the guy that everybody thought wuz cool regardless of the stupid stuff he sometimes did. Roc-a-Fella would be his click.
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the old gangsta clicks who graduated like 5 years ago but still hang around the school.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.
Beyonce would be the head cheerleader and would go with Jay-Z to homecoming.
R. Kelly would be the dude that 21 year old senior that went out with an 8th grader
Kelly would be Beyonce's sidekick.
Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with a big a.ss group of black boys and had all of their respect.
Fabolous would be the old played out rapper that still thought he wuz hot.
Ludacris would be the school class clown, that done fu*ked all the girls AND they mamas.
Jazzy would be that real fat a.ss ugly muhfukka that always hopped in the rap circle but didn't get any respect cuz he's trash.
T.I. would be the hardest n*gga in the school who always sold dope at school and could rap better than anybody else. Nobody would even realize how small he wuz.
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac.
Biggie would be the fat ugly dude with the fine a.ss girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how tha hell he hooked that sh*t up.
50 Cent would be the dude always braggin about how he got shot, to make an excuse for why he has a lisp.
Lloyd Banks was just that quiet dude that hangs wit 50 and has the potential to be better than him, but is not brave enough to challenge him.
Game would be that kid that all the girls thought had pretty eyes that is always tryna get into it with 50 Cent to expose him 4 tha loser he really is.
Tupac would just be "That n*gga".
Nelly would just be the pretty boy freshman.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly and because he got dreads.
Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boys but still got respect from the black people.
Lil John & tha Eastside Boyz would be ones who kept the school krunk and started food f!ghts everyday and don't give a sh*t that they're failing all their classes.
Lil Scrappy would be Lil Jon's younger brother
Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Tweet would be that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not.
Nick Cannon would the rich black kid whose mom still dresses him and that all the white people thought was funny.
Christina Milian would be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap, but she's a virgin and only talks to losers like nick cannon.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 10,000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Cassidy would be that n*gga that thought he wuz gangsta till he fought a classmate and got away with it. Then he realized that he couldn't take the pressure so he told on himself.
Chamillionaire will be the new boy who took lil flip's place as the most popular kid from Texas.
Usher would be the boy always showin off his dance moves and his body.
Juvenille would be the guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
D4L would be them n*ggaz that can dance better than Dem Franchize Boiz cuz they made up the "lean and rock"
Dem Franchize Boyz would be that group of boys that are jealous of D4L, so they accuse them of stealing their dance.
Santana and Wayne would be the ones u see every morning having a rap battle.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.
Jermaine Dupree would be school pus*y who told on everybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but wuz actually in the slow class.
Ciara would be that one girl every guy wants to fu*k, because they heard she gave great head at Riverdale high school in Atlanta and they saw a picture of her doin it.
Ne-Yo would be that one ugly boy that every girl loves because when he sings, they just go crazy.
Trey Songz would be that n*gga ladies just love.
LL Cool J would be that teacher all the girls just wanna get with on the low.
Paul Wall will be the snitch lil white boy who snitched on chamillionaire to get respect
B5 would be the group of brothers that skipped a couple grades and have to hide behind Diddy so they wont get beat up
Keyshia Cole would be the fine a.ss chick always cryin cuz her man left her
Three 6 Mafia would be that group that only hung out with each other because everyone else thought that they were devil worshipers.
Marques Houston would be the popular senior that played every sport and got with every girl.
Omarion would be one of the loud annoying kids and people only liked him because of his older brother Marques Houston.
Mike Jones would be the Fat lil kid who ask around for a biscuit in lunch
Michelle would be the girl everyone made fun of behind her back but was nice to her because she was friends with Beyonce
Rihanna would be the fine foreign exchange student.
Rev Run would be the principal that all the kids laughed at behind his back and thought he was corny
Ashanti would be the girl who always entered the school's talent show and only won because she wuz fine, and not because she could sing.
The pus*ycat Dolls would be the preppy girl click that were known for being freaks
Christina Aguilera would be the random Hispanic girl that hung out wit the all the black girls and acted black
Queen Latifah would be the funny fat girl people hugged and said hi to in the hall
Brooke Valentine would be the super s3xy girl that intimidated most guys, and could probably beat up lil bow wow.
Kanye West would be the guy who dressed up fly everyday at school so nobody would notice how strange he really is
Fantasia would be the girl that dropped out and got pregnant
but comes around to visit her friends
India Ari would be the girl that ate only organic food wore her hair natural and was spiritually in tune
Raven would be the chubby girl that had the crazy laugh everyone could recognize and hung out with the white girls
Tom Cruise would be the white teacher that was at all the school functions that the black kids tried to teach to dance
Jamie Foxx would be the new teacher that was liked by all the
women teachers and hung out with Tom Cruise
Chingy would be the guy no one really understood and missed school alot but talked
Lil Romeo would be the rich spoiled kid that tried to be gangsta
Young joc was the new kid that walked round the halls sayin "after school, its goin down"
Fat Joe was the 400 pound fat bully that took evrybodys Twinkies from the snack line.
Pretty Ricky was be the group that ran a train on usher's girls
Anthony Hamiton would be the poor black boy from Charlotte
soulja boy would be da boy dat made up dance moves and tried 2 show everybody
Tiffany evens would b da new gurl on da block
snoop dogg would b da teacher dat no 1 could understand
young jeezy would b da boi dat said stupid stuff all da time like yyyyyeeeaaaa and chea
T.Pain Always Comes To School Drunk
Lil' Mama Always Braggin About Her Lip Gloss.
Erykah Badu is Always Picked on because of her bald head and her weirdness
Lloyd The Undercover Gay Dude..
Young Buck-always trying 2 get buck but he sucked on it
akon would be da kid dat came back from jail wit a HIGH pitch voice for som reason n his walk wuz neva da same.
michael jackson would be da teacher dat none of da boyz would like cuz dey kno wat happened at da ranch
Alicia Keys- would be the stuck up bi*ch thet don't want to talk to noone unless you got some major figgaz
Cameron-would be the only kid in school who say gay sh*t an say no homo no homo
Robin Thick would be tha s3xy a.ss white bull with the famous dad that nobody knew but had all the black girls jealous of his s3xy black "wifey"
Lil Kim would be that girl that went to juvey cuz she knew about some sh*t that happened, but wouldn't tell anybody
Jadakiss would be ''that boi'' because he had a weird sayin that sounded like ahaah...in a high pitched vioce
Jim Jones- da guy wh0 always thought he was flyy.....but really wasnt
Andre 3000 would be the funny rapper how dresses like a grandpa
AMERIE: WUD BE DA MODEL CHICK
JENNIFER HUDSON: would b tha fat girl that always won tha talent shows
Musiq would be the O.K looking n*gga that sang love songs to girls to get into their pants because all he really wanted was a "B-U-D-D-Y"
JUSTiN TiMBERLAKE would b da whiite boy dat ripped girls shirts open in the halls & danced better than anyone
PAPOOSE would b dat n*gga dat was mad nice at rappin and cud beat anybody, but nobody knew
lil wayne would just be that n*ggah that didnt play any sports but bi*ches loved him for his rappin and his punch lines.
got this off of myspace
|08-16-2007, 10:25 AM||#67|
|9 years ago||'07 #70|
$11,427 | 645
The Sugarhill Gang and Grandmaster Flash would be the school founders
There would be statues of Grandmaster Flash, Melle Mel, and Jam Master Jay around the school, with plagues for Kool Moe Dee, Rakim, and Will Smith
Russell Simmons would be the school principal
Jimmy Iovine would be the a.ssistant principal
Dr. Dre would be the school councilor
Rev. Run and J Prince would be the school’s deans
Suge Knight would be the ex-con alum who kept coming on campus with a gun and getting arrested
Lil' Kim would be the school hoe.
Master P would be the basketball star.
Diddy would be the annoying dork who always had his tongue out.
Jay-Z would be the dude who screwed the hottest chick at the school and everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real and had the hot girlfriend
Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such.
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his a.ss whooped everyday, but has 50 come and save him every time because he sold 50 his first knife
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
The Game would be the guy always actin' tough and trying to get attention but everybody ignored
ODB, Beanie Sigel, and Cassidy would be the three special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.
Bonecrusher would be the crazy dude nobody talked too
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
T.I. would be the dude with the nice car and big rims and all the girls would hang out with him
Afro Man would be the outcast that always dissed people but nobody waisted their time arguing with him
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts. Everyone would respect him, but he wouldn’t have any real friends
Busta would be that real ugly muhf-kka that got the ladies
attention.... and Spliff Starr is always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch, being his bi*ch
Outkast would be the school hippies that everyone would get amusement out of
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like Tupac and getting smacked up. Even Canibus beat him up
Biggie would be the kid with infinite wisdom about other’s problems. He was also the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the bad boy, get all the girls attention, and all the guys would hate on him but be too scared to front with him ... until Kanye West whooped his a.ss
Tupac would be the one getting arrested and suspended, but somehow kept sneaking onto school campus. He had all the respect from the boys
Jim Jones would be the one who always hang around with the cool guys and they just kept him around because he says "BALLIN" while they rejected his lame-ass friend Juelz Santana
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and most of the guys hate
Lil' Jon would be that loud mother fu*ker who all the guys would hang around and whenever he started talkin' sh*t to somebody everybody would nod their head in agreement even though it was completely retarded
Kanye West would be the preppy dude who always refused to hang out the day before a test. Then after the test, he says “I failed!” when really he set the curve
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their
affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class
Young Jeezy would be the guy who always wore a snowman on his shirt and still got respect
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks his leg after a lot of hype. He tries to make a comeback later, but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all who hung out with Rakim in the chess club, but normally got respect anyway
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked, but he never really had anything to say and refused to go away after his crew got arrested
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
Cam'Ron would be the kid that tried to make a fashion statement and wear pink, but called gay and also always got caught reading Dr. Suess books and getting his a.ss whopped
Mike Jones would be the fat kid who always forgot everything....except his name
Missy Elliot would be the girl that everybody thought was a dike
The Ying Yang Twins would always be the ones havin' parties
Method Man & Redman would be the class clowns always high out of their minds
Ludacris would be the guy always being thrown out of class because he'd always be actin' a fool, but everyone was shocked because one day he decided to act mature during class
DMX would be the guy who always got pissed off and would walk out of class sayin "That's bullsh*t!"
Lil' Scrappy would be the guy who always switched sides from G-Unit to the BME Click
Big Pun was the ENORMOUSLY fat hispanic kid that you alawys found at mcdonalds, but who had everyone's respect
Fat Joe was the semi-fat hispanic kid tryin to make it, but got respect 'cuase he hung with Pun
Chamillionaire would be the kid always getting pulled over for speeding, but arrested for riding dirty
Common was the school BBoy, always on the corner breakin, preachin afrocintricity & soul power, gettin all the girls with his poetry
Trick Daddy would be that guy who hustled because it was the only way he could afford to get women
Lil Boosie would be the new kid who always pissed people off with his voice
Charli Baltimore would be the anerexic white girl who tried too hard to be black.
Snoop would be the kid always skipping class to get high. And when he did show up he'd be sellin' weed.
MIMS would be the new kid who always said "THIS IS WHY I'M HOT!" over and over again, which caused the boys in the school hate him and the girls in the school to like him, until they realized that he really wasn't hot at all
NWA, G-Unit, BME Click, Dipset, & Wu Tang Clan would be the school gangs
Dj Premier, Dj Whoo Kidd, & Dj Jazzy Jeff would be the kids who were the dj's at all the school dances.
DJ Khaled is the annoying a.ss DJ that kept yelling "LISTENNNN" and "WE THE BEST" for like 20 seconds before every song he played
Lil' Wayne would be the shortest kid in school who used to fail all his classes, but one day started getting straight A’s
|01-02-2008, 11:16 AM||#71|
This would be pretty good without the corny ones like 'Chamillionaire'
Whoever did this has way too much time on their hands. I respect the effort though
|9 years ago||'05 #73|
$12,246 | 15
Nah Eminem would be that white kid that was pissed off with the world. Until he went to see the school councilor (Dre) and when he came out everyone understood why he was angery all the time.
Lil Wayne would be that kid who hung around every kid to get shine.
Mike Jones would the dude who says hes name out loud "Mike Jones!" but people be like "WHO?!?"
Soulja boy be the kid who comes with crazy dances.
Joe Budden would be that kid who all the teachers knew had skills and talent for school work but failed to attend classes.
Jim Jones would front all the time, shouting BALLLIN. He would often show his jewellery to kids.
Tru Life would be the kid who robs Jim Jones.
Jin would be the only chinese kid that everyone wanted to battle.
Game would be that fake gangster that fronts all the time. Everybody knew his brother Fase was the real thug.
Lupe would be the smartest kid, often reading in the library. But he still got respect as the school nerd.
Uncle murder would be the one talking about the police and talking about how much he hates them.
Camron would be the class clown and not the most intelligent n*gga. He would make up words and answers when teachers ask him questions.
Skillz and Styles P would be those n*ggas charging money to people asking them to do their homework. Everybody called them ghostwriters.
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|01-02-2008, 12:18 PM||#76|
|9 years ago||'05 #78|
$12,246 | 15
50 would be that cat that had beef with everyone. Not the kid who would get all the girls attention.
Kanye West was the dude that was late for graduation, a college drop out but still managed to graduate. :D:D:D
DMX was the one who was all high on crack and would talk about his dogs.
J-Kwon was the dude who like to get tips.
Beastie Boys was the only white crew in high school.
Immortal Technique would be the one who talked about politics and conspiracy theories all the time.
Wu Tang was the crew that everyone respected. No one fu*ked with them.
Snoop was always smoking weed and be hustling in the corner.
Jibbs always had a chain that hanged low.
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|01-02-2008, 12:40 PM||#80|
50 Cent is the fake gangster that would talk mad sh*t but when beef pops off, hes on the phone always calling his older brothers.
Jay-Z would be the richest dude in the school wit his own studio.
Master P would be the one who when he found out something new, he would always go "UNNHHH"...
Snoop would be the only dude wearing his gang colors to school and would be the school stoner that drives a Cadillac to school and smokes in class.
Big Punisher would be the fattest kid in the school always sneaking food into class and you could always hear him breathing when class is quiet.
Fat Joe was the kid that everytime a coat or a CD player got stolen out of a locker you knew it was him. But couldnt prove it.
Canibus has no friends but is #1 in his school wit a GPA of 4.0. Hes that one kid everybody thinks is going to blow up the school. But he always wins the science fair.
Big L would be that dude that was to cool for most n*ggas.
Mobb Deep were them kids who always raised there hands to go to the bathroom but never came back.
Eminem is that crazy white kid mostly everybody was cool wit.
LL Cool J was the kid that always thought he was Hard As Hell.
The Lox were known for moving a lot of D on the Block.
Wu-Tang Clan would be the group that was always in the hallway play f!ght in kung fu style
DMX is the n*gga whos in BD (Behavior Disorder) class and is always getting suspended for f!ghting and getting caught sneaking drugs into the school.
Fabulous was known for two things writing F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. all over school property and second gettin caught writing on a dudes locker which ended with him having a chipped tooth.
Xzibit would have the most Pimped out car in the school.
Special Ed was the teacher of Special Ed class.
Lil Jon would be the loud special Ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Dipset would be sitting right next to Lil John.
Busta Rhymes will be that kid you would always know where hes at because hes always loud as hell.
Ice Cube will miss school every Friday.
Method and Red Man were the two kids who would always come to school high and some how leave school high.
Coolio will be the legend around school of the kid who came to school for a semester but then disappeared.
Benzino was the head of the school newspaper but sucked so he got kicked out of it.
J-Lo would be the schools.lut.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn’t dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn’t figure out, but around his crew he was the sh*t.
Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.
Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.
Paul Wall would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last night’s home work.
Ludacris would be the class clown.
Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.
Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.
Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.
Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.
Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.
Wayne would always say he's the best rapper in school, but never dared to battle anyone
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.
Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.
Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.
Mary J. would be the sweet but thuggish black girl that loved to sing.
Remy Ma would be the girl who thinks she is fine but everyone else thinks she’s ugly.
Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.
Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls
Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Caribbean that all the dudes hit on.
Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank a.ss breath.
Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.
Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.
E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.
Tupac would be the guy that everyone respects.
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