If Hip Hop Was A High School

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 10 years ago '06        #41
King Allister 36 heat pts36
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lmao u got hit with meat spin? never knew that... that sh*t was funny dont lie ... that guy is a dragqueen sh*ts funny tho
 10 years ago '04        #42
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 King Allister said:
lmao u got hit with meat spin? never knew that... that sh*t was funny dont lie ... that guy is a dragqueen sh*ts funny tho
By the time I realized it was counting how many spins, I was at 56
 10 years ago '06        #43
King Allister 36 heat pts36
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 10 years ago '06        #44
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J.r. Writer-Cool with all the thugs in school but gets no respect from them cuz he aint never put in no work

Papoose-that type of dude who sits back in class and creates a new mixtape after every period
 10 years ago '04        #45
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 08-10-2007, 02:06 PM         #46
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NWA - The ones who post up on the wall and talk sh*t about everybody walkin by
Mobb Deep - Post up on the wall and look at NWA like WTF but dont ever say sh*t
Bone Thugs - The ones who go into the student parkin lot and smoke weed in there best friends car (me and my boys christian, yayo, and aaron did that too many times in my boy hawks car last year )
 10 years ago '06        #47
King Allister 36 heat pts36
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that video is funny dont lie
 08-10-2007, 02:09 PM         #48
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Mobb Deep- The 2 that started it and still mentioned because of their first success

Wu-Tang- The equivelant of a new gang but get mad heads to join...you'll get beat up if you fu*k with them.
RZA-The kid in class who's high all the time and speakin real knowledge to the teachers
GZA-That silent dude that you just dont talk too
Common- The Pimp who gets chicks but loses them because he tries to educate them
Immortal Technique- ALWAYS in detention for yelling some revolutionary sh*t or spitting on a teacher or something
J Dilla- That kid that boarderline popular but only cool with his exclusive clique
The Roots- The kids always in band class.
 10 years ago '04        #49
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lil' cease - the male cheerleader who would get the football team riled up with his infamous lapdances
 10 years ago '06        #50
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Lmao Cease Lkma
 08-10-2007, 02:30 PM         #51
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Kanye West - That One cat, that everybody thinks is kinda fresh but you don't want to tell him cause you know he going to brag about it forever.
Rhymefest - That one funny dude always with Kanye. You're pretty sure he's the reason why Kanye Fresh.
Common - Dude's a senior chilling with freshmen Kanye and Fest now, since then all the young cats ain't afraid of talking to him no more because he was always trying to teach them something.
Mos Def - That one dude when he was new to school everybody thought was the sh*t. Duke suddenly ain't never come back again, you hear he's always in drama class now (Hitchiker's Road to the galaxy)
Jay-Z - You hate him but you can't deny his freshman chick is fine.
Paul Wall - That dude is always trying to sell you different colored gum, and succesfully started the new trend of everybody wearing that across they teeth. BTW you can't under a WORD that motherfu*ker says.
Jeezy - Yeah, he always in that one hall by the stairwell looking suspicious, and you know that guy somehow has lockers all over the school with sh*t stashed.
USDA - You wonder why Jeezy even hanging with these cats.
Nas - Always in the library, one time a dude got at him about it and got ethered. Later that dude Jay became the most popular dude in school and Nas has been seen chilling with him.
 10 years ago '06        #52
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boredom
 10 years ago '04        #53
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 King Allister said:
boredom
 10 years ago '06        #54
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 Joey Breeze said:
Nas - Always in the library, one time a dude got at him about it and got ethered. Later that dude Jay became the most popular dude in school and Nas has been seen chilling with him.
True Story
 08-10-2007, 03:46 PM         #55
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dj khaled: the special ed kid everybody feels sorry for
 08-10-2007, 03:52 PM         #56
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scarface = the o.g. that you have to go through his henchmen to even talk to him
 10 years ago '04        #57
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 renagade281 said:
scarface = the o.g. that you have to go through his henchmen to even talk to him
lmao...what kinda high school did u attend?
 08-10-2007, 03:54 PM         #58
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This topic has been done a long time ago, the real 'if hip hop was highschool' list.

J-Lo would be the schools.lut.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn’t dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn’t figure out, but around his crew he was the sh*t.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last night’s home work.

Lil Jon would be the loud special Ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thuggish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who thinks she is fine but everyone else thinks she’s ugly.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a Cadillac to school and smokes in class. Also be the only dude wearing his gang colors to school.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Caribbean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank a.ss breath.

Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.

Jay-Z would be the richest dude in the school wit his own studio.

Master P would be the one who when he found out something new, he would always go "UNNHHH"...

Big Punisher would be the fattest kid in the school always sneaking food into class and you could always hear him breathing when everybody is doing work.

Fat Joe was the kid that everytime a coat or a CD player got stolen out of a locker you knew it was him. But couldnt prove it.

Canibus has no friends but is #1 in his school wit a GPA of 4.0. Hes that one kid everybody thinks is going to blow up the school. But he always wins the science fair.

Big L would be that dude that was to cool for most n*ggas.

Dipset would be sitting right next to Lil John.

Mobb Deep were them kids who always raised there hands to go to the bathroom but never came back.

Eminem is that crazy white kid mostly everybody was cool wit.

LL Cool J was the kid that always thought he was Hard As Hell.

The Lox were known for moving a lot of D on the Block.

Wu-Tang Clan would be the group that no one will dare try to mess wit because all of them know Kung Fu.

DMX is the n*gga whos in BD (Behavior Disorder) class and is always getting suspended for f!ghting and getting caught sneaking drugs into the school.

Fabulous was known for two things writing F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. all over school property and second gettin caught writing on a dudes locker which ended with him having a chipped tooth.

Xzibit would have the most Pimped out car in the school.

Special Ed was the teacher of Special Ed class.

Busta Rhymes will be that kid you would always know where hes at because hes always loud as hell.

Ice Cube will miss school every Friday.

Method and Red Man were the two kids who would always come to school high and some how leave school high.

Coolio will be the legend around school of the kid who came to school for a semester but then disappear wit out a trace.

Benzino was the head of the school newspaper but sucked so he got kicked out of it.
 08-10-2007, 03:56 PM         #59
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c-murder:the student who k!lled a kid and put him in his locker
 08-10-2007, 03:57 PM         #60
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i'd still be doing me laughin at all the trend followers
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