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 10 years ago '07        #81
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 ~Menace~ said:
everything that has been posted so far= wack(except tha big l line)

put the 9 to your neck and 'pop' your collar for you

i drop bars like a retired stripper- jakki da motamouth

even if it goes in one ear and out the other, at least i'll cross your mind-sway

Tattooed F-U-N on my d*ck for 'fu*k U n*ggaz' while I POKE fun at ya bi*ches-vakill
Damn that punchline by Vakill is sick
 10 years ago '07        #82
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"You a Vietnamese wh0ore, I'm a Black c*ck, I'm too big to fu*k wit" - Black Ice
 10 years ago '07        #83
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i be catching bi*ches while bi*ches be catching feelings
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 10-15-2007, 12:42 AM         #84
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 ChrisStokes said:
"It's Weezy Baby, Muthafu*ker I spit rabies" - Lil Wayne

"G to the N, I do it like it's never been done,
So you suck my d*ck with a elephant's tongue" - Lil Wayne

"your not a gorilla your a dead monkey
caz i got a banana clip and these red monkeys"- Lil Wayne

",Unfu*kin believable little waynes the president, fu*k em, fu*k em, fu*k em, even if they selebant," - Lil Wayne


"n*ggaz dont wont cause I betta in bold, the only time I will depend is when 70 years old, thats when cant hold my sh*t within' so I sh*t on myself cause im so sick in tired of sh*tin' on err body else" - Lil Wayne


There's so much sick punchlines from wayne it's a
FORCE MODE :thumbsdow
 10-15-2007, 01:30 AM         #85
Simply Jay  OP
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Vakill is sickest punchline rapper in the business as we speak

Its alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all is riding d*cks and don’t know it like a date r*pe drug

Hammers is all c*cked
So many Makaveli mini-me's in the game it's a fu*king outbreak of small pacs



Never been dropped from a label
I gage my career to a fat bi*ch at a buffet and brought a lot to the table


I'm so against the grain that when I drop sh*t, my toilets flush clockwise

I pulled bricks from the walls of my imagination and threw them through the window of opportunity

Competitions are like parking spots good ones hard to find everything else is handicapped

You couldn’t make headlines with raised eyebrows

Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion

a c*ckeyed bi*ch's vision ain't brave enough to cross-Kill
 10 years ago '05        #86
heveweight 1 heat pts
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'I sol' for real in the hood i made candy reign' - jada
 10 years ago '07        #87
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Joe Budden-"hey Just Wanna Street f!ght/i'd Rather Stretch Money Like Dhalsim"

Joe Budden-"my Shoulder Nick Named Me Chicago I Keep Brushin"

Freeway-"we Da Realest/even Dontrell Willis Could'nt Out Da Team"

JADAKISS-"I AINT TALKIN BOUT DA BM WHEN I SAY I GOT SEVEN FORTY-FIVES ON ME"


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 10 years ago '04        #88
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 Basicgz said:
So I'm a pimp on Pa/Til I'm 6 Ft under like its 3 n*ggas in a Flintstone car- Lupe Fiasco

I been blew up like a crip gettin dressed- Lupe Fiasco

Doin it bout as Fly as a Maggot Grown Up- Lupe Fiasco

They say we hot/but its safe 2 say we hurtin hell- T.I

So For real in the hood we make Candy Rain- Jadakiss (I love this punchline!!)

Re-Up gang what real n*ggas wanna hear/Add us up dumb fu*ks We the sum of all ya fears- Pusha T of The Clipse

I got tha chicks some say they sweated/But cryin over chicks is the sh*t that got A.J debted- Fabolous (I laughed my a.ss off when I heard this one)

Sigel hard like Corn Liquor/I'll take U out this world like U was born n*gga/Butt nekkid covered in blood/gasping for air/Clinging for dear life/n*gga U dead right-Beanie Sigel

So being that I'm a real thug and U not/even on yo block I get more love than U got/shots pop Saigon Calm like W-Dot/Later 4 jesus I'm saved by the blood of Tupac- Saigon

My hand around her collar feedin her cheese/she said the taste of dollars was sh*tty so I fed her fifties/about his whereabouts I wasnt convinced/I kept feedin her dollars til her sh*t started 2 make sense- Jay-Z (To Me That is one of the hardest punchlines he spit cause it can go 2 different ways)

Always I'm in some sh*t/my abdomen is the clip
The barrel is my d*ck/uncircumcised
Pull my skin back and c*ck me, I bust off when they unlock me/
Results of what happens to n*ggaz shock me- Nas

The Blinky is like Pippi it come wit the Longstocking- Loaded Lux

U a waste of mothafu*king time n*gga/U Cuttin in on ya Mother's fu*kin Time n*gga- Loaded Lux

I can turn time a day back/June The 1st I can whip up and bring May Back(Maybach)- Young Dro

Put tha mash on n*ggas like Klinger and Hawk Eye- Sheek Louch

I'll blow ya brains out and feed it to ya seed like babyfood- Cassidy

Open the fridgadaire 25 to life in there/so much white U might think ya holy christ is near- Pusha T

Tha fans keep askin if ya man stop beefin/I call em Mr.Fantastic and tell em stop reachin- Joe Budden
This sh*t can get uglier than a Master P sneaker- Lloyd Banks

U gotta blast me yo/cuz the louisville will have ya head lookin like the top of a pistachio- Lloyd Banks

This aint a basketball court/but if U play wit good D then I'm force 2 shoot- Ransom (This line goes over a lot of n*ggas heads)

I would post some hot Andre 3000 lines but U would have 2 read the verses to get some of my favorites




That Jada line is one of my favorites too..
That Joe Budden- 6 Minutes of death sh*t was crazy
That Banks sh*t is prolly off his hardest verse of his career
 10 years ago '04        #89
mims820 3 heat pts
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Ya'll gotta feel me, I had to post this section because the whole thing was crack...

"Feel like A-Rod, some say his times up, boo a n*gga at home, YUP I'm in my prime but, he by far the best player on the team, then they turn around and drop him to the bottom of the line up, some say he should be traded but he don't wanna move, because this is the only city he got something to prove, and thats why I'm stayin with heaters, can you can't be the man on the same team as Jeter, ya dig.." - Joe Budden


"Rap was flyin high, then got suicidle, imitate Jim Jones, end up like Corey Liddle" - Joe Budden

"Now why you tryin to do me harm solider, cuz you'll be dumped in a black bag like grass out the lawn mower" - Lloyd Banks

"How we goin out to eat, I thought you ain't swallow.." - Joe Budden

...will come back with more when I think of them...
 10-15-2007, 05:07 PM         #90
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I Got 99 Enemie You Dont Want To Be The 100th One
 10 years ago '05        #91
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Battlin me is like Africa/n*ggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there

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 10 years ago '07        #92
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I don't mind to burn n*ggaz like CD's
Now exhibit, styles I kick with it
(cough cough) Pardon me, but I'm fu*kin sick wit it
 10 years ago '07        #93
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Chino XL should be running this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 10-16-2007, 05:24 PM         #94
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 g-zus said:
Chino XL should be running this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NA SON
 10-16-2007, 06:27 PM         #95
neomerge  OP
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I ain't 50 Cent but I got bucks in the bank.
-Smoke of Field Mob "1,2,3,"

Only time you left ya hood is on Monopoly boards
You grimey as birds sh*ttin on the top of ya fords
You will, die by the gun if you aint droppin ya sword
-Lloyd Banks "Thats Whats Up"

Young Hot Rod (of G-unit):

I ain't with none of that fake sh*t..I'm Air Jordans..you Asix" - Rip It Up

"Hot Rizzie and 50 Our Money Big..Yours itty bitty..You spend pennies in J.C. Pennies" - Straight to the Bank (Remix)

"Man I ain't sittin in my beamer listening to Ether, Im in my lambo listening to Rambo"
"My Chip Game propper, My Whip Game Propper, My d!ck Game Propper, so my Chick Game Propper"
"Running Red lights I don't care I'm rich, All while checking Myspace on my sidekick" - Fully Loaded Whip

"50 doing alley oops with the money, he dunkin in my bank accounts dummy" - Can't Take Me Alive

"The Doors go North the wh0ores go south im from the west and Chingo got a million in his mouth"
"N*gga I am rich and N*gga Im a Don, My Diamonds stay big like Caps Lock was on" - Diamonds

"Fat laces Chucks, crease in the Khakis, Bumpin Makaveli while you bumping Laffy Taffy"
"Real G's I see none, Everybody C-Walks but as soon as they see guns they C-run" - Love Em or Hate Em'

"My chain failed a p!ss test, My Jewelery on Steroids" - I Know Im Hot

"Yeah girl I'm packing, I'm the only one that can see the serials on the magnums" - Roll With Me

"Tell buck to lace up his Chucks You MC's is trash so I drive a garbage truck"
"My lambo got wings so yeah I flew the coupe, I'm spittin threw the roof, you spittin Chicken Noodle Soup"
"You Got a Deal, Well you'll probably flop, I slap your CD out your hand that's the only way your album will drop"
"I'm Rookie of the year, I'm classy you Ashy, bi*ches tell me to say cheese then they flash me"
"Little N*gga Please I do this with ease my bi*ches t*ts got bad grades, she got D's" - So Much Swag

"sh*t now I'm a felon and N*ggaz really wasn't trying to give a Job to a felon, So I hit up the booth and Started recording my sh*t to the beats I stole off of Soundclick" - Get Back

"Where the armies at? If hip hop is dead then where the autopsy at? Listen if you can't tell me that leaves me to believe that hip hop is healthy" - Hip Hop Is Alive

"Download my crack I have you beggin timbo to your knee cap thats how im Bootleging"
"I spit Premium Rap your sh*t is Unleaded"
"From the West to the East I murder tracks, I got producers putting Vests on they beats n*gga" - Pirotec N*ggaz


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 10-16-2007, 08:59 PM         #96
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No1 mentioned Grafh? He be sayin' some slick sh*t.

Not really a punchline, but i played it back it a couple of times

"I'm high.... so high I saw Hitler
at a bar, in a barmitzmah
with hard liquor
where a Jew was his bartender
at Hanukkah, wearin' a Yarmulka
with five n*ggas with Islam stickers...woah"


He got other sh*t, ill post 'em when i think of 'em


Who is the chick in Anthony O's (threadstarter) sig? Let a n*gga know.


Last edited by Animal; 10-16-2007 at 09:02 PM..
 10-17-2007, 12:39 AM         #97
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 neomerge said:
I ain't 50 Cent but I got bucks in the bank.
-Smoke of Field Mob "1,2,3,"

Only time you left ya hood is on Monopoly boards
You grimey as birds sh*ttin on the top of ya fords
You will, die by the gun if you aint droppin ya sword
-Lloyd Banks "Thats Whats Up"

Young Hot Rod (of G-unit):

I ain't with none of that fake sh*t..I'm Air Jordans..you Asix" - Rip It Up

"Hot Rizzie and 50 Our Money Big..Yours itty bitty..You spend pennies in J.C. Pennies" - Straight to the Bank (Remix)

"Man I ain't sittin in my beamer listening to Ether, Im in my lambo listening to Rambo"
"My Chip Game propper, My Whip Game Propper, My d*ck Game Propper, so my Chick Game Propper"
"Running Red lights I don't care I'm rich, All while checking Myspace on my sidekick" - Fully Loaded Whip

"50 doing alley oops with the money, he dunkin in my bank accounts dummy" - Can't Take Me Alive

"The Doors go North the wh0ores go south im from the west and Chingo got a million in his mouth"
"N*gga I am rich and N*gga Im a Don, My Diamonds stay big like Caps Lock was on" - Diamonds

"Fat laces Chucks, crease in the Khakis, Bumpin Makaveli while you bumping Laffy Taffy"
"Real G's I see none, Everybody C-Walks but as soon as they see guns they C-run" - Love Em or Hate Em'

"My chain failed a p!ss test, My Jewelery on Steroids" - I Know Im Hot

"Yeah girl I'm packing, I'm the only one that can see the serials on the magnums" - Roll With Me

"Tell buck to lace up his Chucks You MC's is trash so I drive a garbage truck"
"My lambo got wings so yeah I flew the coupe, I'm spittin threw the roof, you spittin Chicken Noodle Soup"
"You Got a Deal, Well you'll probably flop, I slap your CD out your hand that's the only way your album will drop"
"I'm Rookie of the year, I'm classy you Ashy, bi*ches tell me to say cheese then they flash me"
"Little N*gga Please I do this with ease my bi*ches t*ts got bad grades, she got D's" - So Much Swag

"sh*t now I'm a felon and N*ggaz really wasn't trying to give a Job to a felon, So I hit up the booth and Started recording my sh*t to the beats I stole off of Soundclick" - Get Back

"Where the armies at? If hip hop is dead then where the autopsy at? Listen if you can't tell me that leaves me to believe that hip hop is healthy" - Hip Hop Is Alive

"Download my crack I have you beggin timbo to your knee cap thats how im Bootleging"
"I spit Premium Rap your sh*t is Unleaded"
"From the West to the East I murder tracks, I got producers putting Vests on they beats n*gga" - Pirotec N*ggaz
I THINK HOT ROD SHOULD GET THE BEST INPROVEED RAPPER OF 06-07
 10-17-2007, 12:33 PM         #98
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fu*k money hungry hoes,
i wont feed ya children,
ima put you on ya knees,
and feed you children.....
 10 years ago '05        #99
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you're dumb, the only thing you could pass is a BLUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
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this sh*t is like the NBA everyones floppin!
lol
how we going out to eat i thought u aint swallow!!
lol
my guns like my d*ck bigger than usual!
lol
its like i got actually ghost writing for me!
lol
im a hustla motha fu*ka i could sell a tree! to a forest the hardest n*ggas are frail to me
lol
hi haters im sorry for the hiatus, u know i stay up in pus*y like vibrators
lol
aaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h
make it rain for the chicks! pour CHAMPAGNE ON A bi*ch!
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