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 11 years ago '05        #41
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem n*gga we do walkbys ~ big l
 08-17-2007, 03:28 AM         #42
BERNARDOOO50  OP
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your a.ss is fat like joe

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 08-17-2007, 04:03 AM         #43
!!!!Bodega!!!!  OP
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Papoose Guns N Roses

Lyricism and life guns and roses
Rob execs take the pennies out your loafers
A lot of rappers but papoose the dopest
Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious
Lyricism and life guns and roses
Jack Maybachs blow the brains out your chauffeurs
A lot of rappers, papoose the dopest

Not The Best But One of my Favs
Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious
 10 years ago '04        #44
inthought 1 heat pts
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Joe Budden on 6 minutes of death remix
WOW....


I call em a rubix cube cuz i really used to think they was hard..

you like terrell owens the n*ggaz that wear Eagles dun even wanna fukk wit u..
 10 years ago '07        #45
uzi m.c. 
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two pills i pop like pupils swell up like 2 pennies
im clint eastwood in his mid-twenties ... - eminem , under the influence


it aint that im too big to lissen to the rumors,
its that i am too big to pay attention to em,now thats the difference ... - dre


nuttin makes a man feel better than a woman, >
queen with a crown that be down for whateva ... > mef man
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no need to shop around you got the good sh*t at home ...


dead in the middle of lil italy lil did we kno that we riddle the middle man who didnt do diddly ... - no need to say whos line this is


ah im too lazy for this...
 10 years ago '05        #46
rawchester 14 heat pts14
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She said to him
"I want you to be a father
He's your little boy and you don't even bother
Like "brother" without the R
And he's starting to harbor
Cool and food for thought
But for you he's a starver - Lupe fiasco

You really gotta hear how he spits that one and tell me that ain't creative and smooth as fu*k.. If you heard the song you know what i mean.
 10 years ago '07        #47
silverhaze 1 heat pts
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he'll never be recording again
both hands on the nine like a quarter to ten-crooked i

my mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
i slapped garth brooks out of his rhine stone shirt-eminem

ill strangle you to death then ill choke u again
and break your fu*king legs til your bones poke through your skin-eminem

i get you blunted off of funny homegrown
cuz when i smoke out i hit the trees harder than sonny bono-eminem
 10 years ago '04        #48
Lawgic 
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"I grab mics and push n*ggas to the left so fast they hearts end up on the right side of they chest" -- Canibus

"MCs compete with lyrics and beats get crushed
I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch
What!" ---Canibus

not a punchline but i liked this one>>>> "I kick a rhyme that'll melt the earth, then ask you in the after life if you felt the verse"
 08-17-2007, 01:40 PM         #49
youngholla  OP
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"if money talks the whole world bout to hear me out" - Jay

"when it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice" - Jay

"i;mma big dog listen god you a flea, and ya little homie Jungle is a garden to me" - Jay

"you like a prepaid cell phone, you aint gotta bill" - Loaded Lux

"missin the point like a 3-point shot" - Kiss
 08-17-2007, 02:02 PM         #50
lilfee  OP
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u gon' either jump in the ring or get under the wing, i aint sharin wit the dogs, i got sh*t to clear the mall, i b n yo lobby lettin that thing sing i b arron halls!!! loaded lux...:D
 10 years ago '05        #51
pwayne 19 heat pts19
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These is Reebok lines, they supposed to be pumped

I don't ball with none of y'all, I'm still above the rims

Like retards gettin pus*y, I dumb in the cut
You wake up in jail cells, with a thumb in your butt
You ain't a thug, I run the club with rum in the cup
Ready to rush your DJ, just to make your music jump (punk)

Hot potato was the only way you herbs was passin the heat

I slice you with your rhyme book and write verses on your paper cuts

Y'all against me is dragons versus ostriches
Totally proposturous, like abortions, i k!ll stupid kids before they act up

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C-Ray Walz
 10 years ago '05        #52
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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 BERNARDOOO50 said:
your a.ss is fat like joe

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 08-18-2007, 08:24 PM         #53
BERNARDOOO50  OP
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 Too Wasted said:
:welcome:
 08-18-2007, 09:11 PM         #54
rawproduct03  OP
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anything from budden and nothin from wayne simple as that


"i hate gunz like i hate condoms,don't like the feel to it/but gotta be safe so i still use it/black lotto's or get at cha'll in my timb's cousin/hit you with the lead im hack saw jim duggin (hoooooo)/ joe budden
 08-18-2007, 09:19 PM         #55
YoungGQ  OP
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 rawproduct03 said:
anything from budden and nothin from wayne simple as that


"i hate gunz like i hate condoms,don't like the feel to it/but gotta be safe so i still use it/black lotto's or get at cha'll in my timb's cousin/hit you with the lead im hack saw jim duggin (hoooooo)/ joe budden
"...n*gga this is way past a fluke
...ask okafor, i'm way past duke"

...he WRECKED that sh*t...
 10 years ago '06        #56
NefariousNate 
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my d*ck is as hard as a muda fu*ka
 10 years ago '07        #57
Tmac225 9 heat pts
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 NefariousNate said:
my d*ck is as hard as a muda fu*ka
is he serious
 10 years ago '06        #58
STILL.DETOX|m 704 heat pts704
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gunz come out like my mothers teeth
-GFK

im on fire in the streets,like in back to the future wen the car left
-Sheek Louch



BEST sh*t OF ALL TIME:
make you a classic like
my first LP, beef with me is unhealthy
fu*k around and get an ul-cer, loose your pulse or
collapsed lung, look how many gats I brung
For them homos, still doin promos
Break both your legs you're movin slow-mo, got shined to glow mo'
Nine hundred and ninety six grams, you need four mo'
 08-18-2007, 09:35 PM         #59
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 hydro187 said:
that first line sounds like a yo momma joke


"u could nod ur head to this like its only a rap, but when these bullets hit yo a.ss im like its only a gat"
styles

"hawk the size of croc-dundee's, bury you wherever u could only use skiis, and ill bring to any one of your dogs like fleas"
sheek louch

lol this man quoted sheek louch for something that is supposed to be sick.

sh*t i dont know though there are so many sick ones. lol anything from BIG L of course. but forreal i dont even know where to start

mad JR Writer sh*t what was that one "you couldnt be this nice with anger management classes"
 10 years ago '05        #60
Junior G 114 heat pts114
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Straws with an S not St.Raw from D-Block









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