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 11 years ago '04        #21
killababi 31 heat pts31
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im a pimp on pa/
till im 6 feet under/
like its 3 n*ggas in a flinstone car
i keep my ear to the streets/
like i can hear wit my feet - lupe fiasco

they keep holdin me back like G.I. Joe - lupe fiasco

But, before you say another word/
I'm back on the block like I'm layin on the street/
I'm trying to stop lying (Lion-O from thundercats) like im Mumm-Ra(lion-o's enemy)/
But I'm not lying when I'm laying on the beat/ - Lupe fiasco

In other words, I reposition how I sit it/
Then make u "feel it" Like I mispronounced Filet - lupe fiasco

It all became clear/
Like a paramedic with an electric chest kit, YEAH/ (they yell clear when they use the defibulator (sp))
The gravity of the vocabulary is a caliber equal to Excalibur/
Swung wit the grace of Agassi in his amateurs, THERE/
There was a deeper depth, don't know how I got here/
I also had a hole in my flow/
It appears I sank thru it.../
My swing, it couldnt be seen/
I apply some paint to it, the invisible man/
Wrapped in bandages, in critical, CLEAR/
The scriptin' of Scorsese the score is Count Basie/ - lupe fiasco


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 11 years ago '04        #22
killababi 31 heat pts31
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im oxymoronic so fresh but spoiled - stack bundles
 11 years ago '05        #23
Basicgz 
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So I'm a pimp on Pa/Til I'm 6 Ft under like its 3 n*ggas in a Flintstone car- Lupe Fiasco

I been blew up like a crip gettin dressed- Lupe Fiasco

Doin it bout as Fly as a Maggot Grown Up- Lupe Fiasco

They say we hot/but its safe 2 say we hurtin hell- T.I

So For real in the hood we make Candy Rain- Jadakiss (I love this punchline!!)

Re-Up gang what real n*ggas wanna hear/Add us up dumb fu*ks We the sum of all ya fears- Pusha T of The Clipse

I got tha chicks some say they sweated/But cryin over chicks is the sh*t that got A.J debted- Fabolous (I laughed my a.ss off when I heard this one)

Sigel hard like Corn Liquor/I'll take U out this world like U was born n*gga/Butt nekkid covered in blood/gasping for air/Clinging for dear life/n*gga U dead right-Beanie Sigel

So being that I'm a real thug and U not/even on yo block I get more love than U got/shots pop Saigon Calm like W-Dot/Later 4 jesus I'm saved by the blood of Tupac- Saigon

My hand around her collar feedin her cheese/she said the taste of dollars was sh*tty so I fed her fifties/about his whereabouts I wasnt convinced/I kept feedin her dollars til her sh*t started 2 make sense- Jay-Z (To Me That is one of the hardest punchlines he spit cause it can go 2 different ways)

Always I'm in some sh*t/my abdomen is the clip
The barrel is my d*ck/uncircumcised
Pull my skin back and c*ck me, I bust off when they unlock me/
Results of what happens to n*ggaz shock me- Nas

The Blinky is like Pippi it come wit the Longstocking- Loaded Lux

U a waste of mothafu*king time n*gga/U Cuttin in on ya Mother's fu*kin Time n*gga- Loaded Lux

I can turn time a day back/June The 1st I can whip up and bring May Back(Maybach)- Young Dro

Put tha mash on n*ggas like Klinger and Hawk Eye- Sheek Louch

I'll blow ya brains out and feed it to ya seed like babyfood- Cassidy

Open the fridgadaire 25 to life in there/so much white U might think ya holy christ is near- Pusha T

Tha fans keep askin if ya man stop beefin/I call em Mr.Fantastic and tell em stop reachin- Joe Budden

This sh*t can get uglier than a Master P sneaker- Lloyd Banks

U gotta blast me yo/cuz the louisville will have ya head lookin like the top of a pistachio- Lloyd Banks

This aint a basketball court/but if U play wit good D then I'm force 2 shoot- Ransom (This line goes over a lot of n*ggas heads)

I would post some hot Andre 3000 lines but U would have 2 read the verses to get some of my favorites
 05-30-2007, 01:25 AM         #24
hydro187  OP
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daliff........i always forget how nice big pun was.....probly cuz hes dead and when ur out of sight ur out of mind RIP but check how nice this verse is...

enter my world of doom,
consume fear and feel the panic,
i'll ram a lightning bolt between the earth and the moon and curl the planets,
_______? with lyrics spannin for galaxies,
battle me mathematically im givin ya wisdom a cavity,
rapidly flowin controllin the time,
step over the line,
im blowin ya mind wit just a flow and a rhyme,
im potent in this grind,
too strong and fast,
n*ggas could bomb and blast
im on to still be on your a.ss,
im satisfaction guaranteed,
ur fiction like quentin tarantine,
kick in ya baddest dreams,
sh*t u haven't seen,
ill have to be perfectly honest,
we should have an anniversary to acknowledge,
the way i work thru ebonics,
i verbally vomit on novice n*ggas,
that try to kid us,
with garbage lyrics,
my style delivers outside the outer limits,
im like the pyramids cuz every point is precise,
now u know me for life,
3 pound cuban flooded with ice

he says some sh*t where i left the space at the beginning but maybe u know wat hes sayin.........

heres the track its only 1:39 long and cormega is at the end too



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 05-30-2007, 02:05 AM         #25
BERNARDOOO50  OP
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IM A HEAVY WHIGHT HOW DARE YOU n*ggaZ TAKE ME LIGHTLY-50 CENT

IM HOLDING MORE KEYS THEN YOUR fu*kEN JANITOR-50CENT

IM SEEING MORE D'EZ(D.E.A)THAN A DAM REPORT CARD-TONY YAYO

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR bi*ch WENT DOWN SOUTH ON ME FOR SO LONG
SHE CAME BACK WITH A ACSENT-HOT ROD

THE ICE IN MY TEETH KEEP THE CRSTAL COLD-BUCK


Last edited by BERNARDOOO50; 05-30-2007 at 02:12 AM..
 05-30-2007, 02:16 AM         #26
Anthony O  OP
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bernardooo50 those sh*ts are wack
i keep both hands on the 9 like 9 45 close thread
 11 years ago '05        #27
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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" I gotta a new toy that ill burn a hater, and put a red dot in his eye like the fu*kin terminator"

" Its several knots in my pockets from the pay tracks, so I get more head than any stockin or a wave cap."

"You can either get bucked or get ya a.ss jumped, the only trigger you touched is on a gas pump.

Banks is king
 11 years ago '07        #28
DIPSET101 28 heat pts28
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my team is in the cut packing metal things, so thats more foreign shooters than the sacremento kings-lloyd banks
 05-30-2007, 08:15 AM         #29
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HERE IS SOME OF MINE AND OTHER DONT BITE MINES

yeah i sit in the dark lambo like its good but i am mad cause my car is black on black like the crime in my hood-Harsh Brown (ME)

When n*ggaz stop biting thats when 3000 start to worry-Andre 300 (its a line u have to get)

i put a tag on ya but u anit for sale- Harsh Brown (ME)

shorty i see u watching me which one u like more my watch or me-fifty cent (its kinda slick)

i could let the tech pound ya ego lock you in the closet with them westnile
mosquitoes-lloyd banks sick really sick

i fu*k hoes mean then they take the load like a washing machine-Harsh Brown (ME)

coping 6 kicks is my version of 12 steps-Jay-Z lol crazy

prison anit full and the reaper anit bias-TI a opening ya mind line

we dont get the same money so how could we be the same money-Harsh Brown (ME) get ya hate on thats the career ender lol
 11 years ago '05        #30
MeziaaL 4 heat pts
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 Basicgz said:
So I'm a pimp on Pa/Til I'm 6 Ft under like its 3 n*ggas in a Flintstone car- Lupe Fiasco

I been blew up like a crip gettin dressed- Lupe Fiasco

Doin it bout as Fly as a Maggot Grown Up- Lupe Fiasco

They say we hot/but its safe 2 say we hurtin hell- T.I

So For real in the hood we make Candy Rain- Jadakiss (I love this punchline!!)

Re-Up gang what real n*ggas wanna hear/Add us up dumb fu*ks We the sum of all ya fears- Pusha T of The Clipse

I got tha chicks some say they sweated/But cryin over chicks is the sh*t that got A.J debted- Fabolous (I laughed my a.ss off when I heard this one)

Sigel hard like Corn Liquor/I'll take U out this world like U was born n*gga/Butt nekkid covered in blood/gasping for air/Clinging for dear life/n*gga U dead right-Beanie Sigel

So being that I'm a real thug and U not/even on yo block I get more love than U got/shots pop Saigon Calm like W-Dot/Later 4 jesus I'm saved by the blood of Tupac- Saigon

My hand around her collar feedin her cheese/she said the taste of dollars was sh*tty so I fed her fifties/about his whereabouts I wasnt convinced/I kept feedin her dollars til her sh*t started 2 make sense- Jay-Z (To Me That is one of the hardest punchlines he spit cause it can go 2 different ways)

Always I'm in some sh*t/my abdomen is the clip
The barrel is my d*ck/uncircumcised
Pull my skin back and c*ck me, I bust off when they unlock me/
Results of what happens to n*ggaz shock me- Nas

The Blinky is like Pippi it come wit the Longstocking- Loaded Lux

U a waste of mothafu*king time n*gga/U Cuttin in on ya Mother's fu*kin Time n*gga- Loaded Lux

I can turn time a day back/June The 1st I can whip up and bring May Back(Maybach)- Young Dro

Put tha mash on n*ggas like Klinger and Hawk Eye- Sheek Louch

I'll blow ya brains out and feed it to ya seed like babyfood- Cassidy

Open the fridgadaire 25 to life in there/so much white U might think ya holy christ is near- Pusha T

Tha fans keep askin if ya man stop beefin/I call em Mr.Fantastic and tell em stop reachin- Joe Budden

This sh*t can get uglier than a Master P sneaker- Lloyd Banks

U gotta blast me yo/cuz the louisville will have ya head lookin like the top of a pistachio- Lloyd Banks

This aint a basketball court/but if U play wit good D then I'm force 2 shoot- Ransom (This line goes over a lot of n*ggas heads)

I would post some hot Andre 3000 lines but U would have 2 read the verses to get some of my favorites

Most of these lines are tough!

and that pun verse posted after this post is fu*kin crazy, i never listened to pun much i didn't know he had skills like that..that curl the planets line is crazy lol
 11 years ago '05        #31
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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This sh*t can get uglier than a Master P sneaker- Lloyd Banks
 11 years ago '04        #32
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never catch me slippin, i sleep wit one eye up like the technodrome

and everyone knows my style is to sick/ so if you bite it you going straight to hell like the broodwich

8 outta 10 MC's suck just look at the ratio/ i just hope i dont suck myself like autofellatio
 11 years ago '06        #33
Southern_Boi 
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Im backed up like brake lights
So beatin me, thats some sh*t you aint gone see
Like a punch in a snake f!ght
Or preachers that play dice

And Im sick of rappers bragin bout they diamond bezeled wrist
"My ice this, my ice that" I bet I melt yo sh*t
See, Shawn J come hotter than the devils d*ck

Couldnt beat me If I was ya d*ck
We were in the movies watchin pr0n flicks in 3D
And you were Pee Wee

Tuck a four fifth, with mo clips than six twix
Im dope, sniff what I spit
Catch a whiff, nit-wit

This misfit pissed because I hit his chick
Mad cause Im Indiana like Rik Smits

He dont know Im underground like the ninja turtles
He wanna f!ght but he the type that couldnt injure urkle

Like lil wardy Wayne, I have your block scorchin hot
You need oven gloves to get your mail out of yo box

To you rappers thinkin you gonna come control my block
Check ya face, you see a infrared glow on ya snot
Close to your eye, in your ears, all up in your teeth too
So many red dots look like you sick wit the measels

My clique hold heat too, but I roll with more people
Macks like Rudy Ray Moore, Goldie and Seigel
Like Bebe, we don't die we multiply like wet gremlins

We the best spittin gold rhymes
Lyrics stickin to yo brain as if yo pillow was porcupine
Not only ya mind, I poke ya tummy like Doughboy
Makin ya vomit, droppin lyrical bows to yo stomach
 11 years ago '05        #34
daliff89 1 heat pts
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 hydro187 said:
daliff........i always forget how nice big pun was.....probly cuz hes dead and when ur out of sight ur out of mind RIP but check how nice this verse is...

enter my world of doom,
consume fear and feel the panic,
i'll ram a lightning bolt between the earth and the moon and curl the planets,
_______? with lyrics spannin for galaxies,
battle me mathematically im givin ya wisdom a cavity,
rapidly flowin controllin the time,
step over the line,
im blowin ya mind wit just a flow and a rhyme,
im potent in this grind,
too strong and fast,
n*ggas could bomb and blast
im on to still be on your a.ss,
im satisfaction guaranteed,
ur fiction like quentin tarantine,
kick in ya baddest dreams,
sh*t u haven't seen,
ill have to be perfectly honest,
we should have an anniversary to acknowledge,
the way i work thru ebonics,
i verbally vomit on novice n*ggas,
that try to kid us,
with garbage lyrics,
my style delivers outside the outer limits,
im like the pyramids cuz every point is precise,
now u know me for life,
3 pound cuban flooded with ice

he says some sh*t where i left the space at the beginning but maybe u know wat hes sayin.........

heres the track its only 1:39 long and cormega is at the end too

'i'm Bell Atlantic with lyrics spannin' for galaxies....'

that whole verse is gross.....so is his verse on 'Verbal murder'....

'ayo it's such a shame all these d*ckriders tryin' to corrupt the game/
what it bring?? nothin' but pain and one in your fu*kin' brain/
ain't nothing changed since the album, i'm still wylin'/
i'm still violent, i been waitin' on this moment like Phil Collins/
for all my life i been trifer than trife, hyper than hype/
when f!ghtin' the f!ght, it looks like tonight is the night/
and i ain't even tryin' to let a n*gga slide/
i been dyin' to get a gat, i dared to try now prepare to die/
i'll rush your crib like a Jehovah's Witness/
load up and explode your infant, hold up, did you notice my heroic entrance/
i'm so relentless in this field of rap, everything's real in fact/
i'm fully backed by bullies who be peelin' caps/
i'll sack a rapper like a linebacker, play my rhyme backwards/
you'll hear the devil speak his mind in fine graphics/
things get drastic, express for my plastic/
i pack clips between my nuts and my fat d*ck'
 11 years ago '05        #35
Basicgz 
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'i'm Bell Atlantic with lyrics spannin' for galaxies....'

that whole verse is gross.....so is his verse on 'Verbal murder'....

'ayo it's such a shame all these d*ckriders tryin' to corrupt the game/
what it bring?? nothin' but pain and one in your fu*kin' brain/
ain't nothing changed since the album, i'm still wylin'/
i'm still violent, i been waitin' on this moment like Phil Collins/
for all my life i been trifer than trife, hyper than hype/
when f!ghtin' the f!ght, it looks like tonight is the night/
and i ain't even tryin' to let a n*gga slide/
i been dyin' to get a gat, i dared to try now prepare to die/
i'll rush your crib like a Jehovah's Witness/
load up and explode your infant, hold up, did you notice my heroic entrance/
i'm so relentless in this field of rap, everything's real in fact/
i'm fully backed by bullies who be peelin' caps/
i'll sack a rapper like a linebacker, play my rhyme backwards/
you'll hear the devil speak his mind in fine graphics/
things get drastic, express for my plastic/
i pack clips between my nuts and my fat d*ck'
Yeah that verse was disgusting, my face is frowning up just reading it, lol
 05-30-2007, 03:22 PM         #36
hydro187  OP
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 daliff89 said:


'i'm Bell Atlantic with lyrics spannin' for galaxies....'

that whole verse is gross.....so is his verse on 'Verbal murder'....

'ayo it's such a shame all these d*ckriders tryin' to corrupt the game/
what it bring?? nothin' but pain and one in your fu*kin' brain/
ain't nothing changed since the album, i'm still wylin'/
i'm still violent, i been waitin' on this moment like Phil Collins/
for all my life i been trifer than trife, hyper than hype/
when f!ghtin' the f!ght, it looks like tonight is the night/
and i ain't even tryin' to let a n*gga slide/
i been dyin' to get a gat, i dared to try now prepare to die/
i'll rush your crib like a Jehovah's Witness/
load up and explode your infant, hold up, did you notice my heroic entrance/

i'm so relentless in this field of rap, everything's real in fact/
i'm fully backed by bullies who be peelin' caps/
i'll sack a rapper like a linebacker, play my rhyme backwards/
you'll hear the devil speak his mind in fine graphics/
things get drastic, express for my plastic/
i pack clips between my nuts and my fat d*ck'
:applause: :applause: :applause:

big pun >
 05-30-2007, 03:35 PM         #37
Prospect89  OP
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i'm so cold that when yall bite me you break your teeth cuz i'm that icy
 05-30-2007, 03:40 PM         #38
2 BiT ChumP  OP
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read my SIGNATURE..... canibus and mf doom, i wish they would colab
 05-30-2007, 04:30 PM         #39
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Live on the run, police paying me to give in my gun
Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son-nas

fu*k is everybody so mad at the south for
Learn how to switch ya style up go southpaw.jadakiss

we went from brothers and sisters to nigge rs and bi*ches-tupac

I'm seeing body after body and our mayor Giuliani
Ain't trying to see no black man turn into John Gotti
My daughter use a potty so she's older now
Educated street knowledge I'ma mold 'er now.biggie
 11 years ago '06        #40
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" I stay hayzed up, eyes all red, and i love seeing black on black crime cuase we need more of y'all dead"
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