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 11 years ago '06        #81
Aesop1 2 heat pts
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"I got a hot potatoe, i call her hot potatoe"

wtf?
 11 years ago '04        #82
meelmuis 5 heat pts
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"Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother,
so how does it feel to have another little brother?"

Eminem

Also a lot of songs on the Slim Shady Lp have funny punchlines.

"My game is, vicious and cool, fu*kin chicks is a rule
If my girl think Im loyal then that bi*ch is a fool!"

Big L
 11 years ago '04        #83
davmos 
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cause now-a-days girls they just want you for ya money,
I'm like heav I got nuttin but love fo ya honey

Big l- mvp
 02-16-2007, 07:28 AM         #84
Double Deuce  OP
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"you aint a leader what? nobody followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you"

Big L - 98 Freestyle
 02-16-2007, 07:47 AM         #85
stackmatics  OP
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these n*ggas gassed up / getting to use to rap / like I won't give them more bloodclots then super cat - lloyd banks

triple black phantom but nahh it aint tip'/ with lucky charms diamonds but nahh it aint flip's - dro

oh kay kay kay / ya ga ga gay - k!lla

ill be that - redman (that whole song was funny)
 02-16-2007, 08:20 AM         #86
phayze514  OP
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 loop-prophet said:
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
-Kanye

The doctor said I had blood clots
But I ain't Jamaican man
-Kanye

Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus (a Lexus)
-Kanye

'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
-Kanye

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge d*ck
-Kanye


They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael
-Kanye

and dats jus off of College Dropout...
Nice:applause:
 11 years ago '06        #87
soso24 52 heat pts52
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"Never trickin' though, there's no rose pedals no candle light,
If u wanna see a G don't ask me go ask Vanna White."

"n*ggaz f!ght fo' front seat, the 18's hurt em in they back"

"Keep yellow's legs open like a field goal post"

"... I'm stackin' my cheddar, plus I'm packin mo' heat than a Bill Cosby Sweater"

"screens fall like the meat outta of damn sloppy joe"


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 11 years ago '05        #88
bigpinero 3 heat pts
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Dont ever ask me about whats his name fu*k him he wack
Should wear a condom in the booth because I be fu*kin the track

-Jada
 11 years ago '04        #89
tommymm96 2 heat pts
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"you can thank the lord if they blade don't git ya, cuz the sawed off will microwave a n*gga like adolph hitler"-banks



I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you/ Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you/ fu*kin punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you/ You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you" Big L

"Ya sh*t ain't never gon' pop like 10 gold chains, that's why ya bi*ch blowin on me like nintendo games" Banks
 11 years ago '06        #90
Robb_Banks 1 heat pts
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"I got good news I saved money by switchin to Geico" - 40 Cal
That caught me of guard, when i first heard it.
 02-16-2007, 10:51 AM         #91
byrd84  OP
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"i ain't talkin' periods...when i say p*ssy stay in my pad"

-jr writer
 02-16-2007, 10:58 AM         #92
byrd84  OP
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"Seen paid in full...now i'm up in block buster
And I'm paid in full..still on ya block busta"

-Cam'ron
 11 years ago '06        #93
anseltmchs 4 heat pts
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 leediddy21 said:
She turned around and snapped back on me/And said fu*k you n*gga where's your theeth/ i damn near fell jumpin out tha car/but slapped that bi*ch and slapped her hard/
Invasion of the Flat b00ty - Daz
too short not daz, learn your history
 11 years ago '04        #94
CTre 22 heat pts22
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"black on black bently.. big ol black nine/i clap ya monkey a.ss.. black on black crime"
 11 years ago '05        #95
2bigz 15 heat pts15
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"After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors"

"We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards"

"Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget d*ck!"

"Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fu*k and only get a 2 in the source"

"You wacker than the motherfu*ker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album"

"I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone"

"I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school "

"People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit "

"I walked into a gunf!ght with a knife to k!ll you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue"

All Eminem...probably not even his best bars either.
 11 years ago '07        #96
Pos 90 heat pts90
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"...how we goin out to eat, i thought u aint Swallow..."

(Joe Budden - Focus)


when i first heard dat sh*t i was dyinnnnn


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 02-16-2007, 12:29 PM         #97
thesequel  OP
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"Gay, Ray J, B2K Puffy video dancing, Wrangler wearin' a.ss, still living at home with your parent a.ss, n*gga what the hell you think you starin' at?" - Chamillionaire

"Your royalty check looking like my phone bill" - Lil Flip
 02-16-2007, 01:49 PM         #98
erms50  OP
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i got more 16s than r kelly videos
 02-16-2007, 02:11 PM         #99
xtrapimpin  OP
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Ol Dirty Bastard is among the kings of hilarious sh*t.... the whole Dog sh*t song on Wu tang forever is comedy, his verses off of "Maria" , The bonus tracks off his debut album where he sang "hollywood swinging" as his verse and also used Martins "you so crazy movie as an intro" "water glistenin all over yo boooody"

"She flowin like calm breeze, tall brown skin/ her weave like palm trees/ I went cocnuts!!/ Dip my dunkin between yo donuts/ Don't want it if it aint nos.lut bi*ch!!!

The ol Dog p!ss on Mc's like trees/ got mills but still grilled like ol good welfare cheese

Here comes Rover sniffin at ya a.ss/well pardon me bi*ch as I sh*t on ya grass/that means ho, ya been sh*tted on/ I'm not the first dog that sh*tted on ya lawn!!!! Hoooooooooo


Peace ol Dirty
 02-16-2007, 03:09 PM         #100
nprucien  OP
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"I'm the opposite of H20 now ya know...see my wrinkled face....my iron press mornin clothes"
-Dragon
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