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 02-15-2007, 04:54 PM         #41
King Juels  OP
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"You look like a Guerilla with Rabbit Teeth"

"U Mad Cuz I'm Stylin On U?"

Ja diss track to Em
 11 years ago '04        #42
diplomat 3 heat pts
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Curtiiiiiis!!!
 02-15-2007, 04:56 PM         #43
IRemainRaw  OP
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[QUOTE" Might not watch MTV or Carson Daly, but u can watch them T.V.'s n my car son, daily."

" The difference between them n me is I am a G, while u still tryna fix up yo I-M-A-G-E."
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Nice bro,chams old stuff was the sh*t
 02-15-2007, 05:00 PM         #44
TX_Country_Boi  OP
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"Yep my d!ck is skinny an crooked but it do make room/I put it her puss and stir it like a Kool Aid spoon/ whucka whucka/Until it's sour/bout a half an hour/Shower/Take a sh!t and wipe my a.ss with ya favorite bath towel." Devin the Dude - Go Somewhere

"I'm not tellin ya kidz to smoke ya see... cuz if they just say no then it's mo for me" - Devin the Dude
 11 years ago '04        #45
JoeyAvalanche 1 heat pts
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 Dramatick said:
I murder CATS when spitting acidic slaughter RAPS, desolving a FALLIC f*g into a puddle like ALEX MACK/ - Dramatick

your rhymes ain't nice, but your full of yourself/ battle me? your fu*king yourself, YOUR FULL OF YOURSELF, get it?/ - Dramatick

you're a whack RAPPER...who couldn't sale a record if there were a $50 dollar bill underneath the WRAPPER - Dramatick

and you don't fu*k any centerfolds, you nut in a PIGEON HOLE/ the only model you fu*ked, was a proto-type BLOW-UP DOLL/ -Dramatick

These mad people laugh when i said them...

Dude, quit!
 11 years ago '06        #46
Kanye East 
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"I'll break ya face like the mold when ya touch pies/ you ain't never touched pies n*gga I think you touch guys" - Gillie Da Kid (Dissin Lil Wayne)

"I'm like a Pop to you n*gga I've done alot for you n*gga/ & this the fuccing thanks I get/ You my son you should thank my d*ck" - Cassidy (Gun Shots)
 02-15-2007, 05:43 PM         #47
Flavor Flav  OP
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Step in my way n*gga, I wouldn't wanna be ya
I burn slow like pissing drunk with gonnorrhea

- immortal tech.

I'm a veteran, respect me, my basic spit
make these young players better, like Jason Kidd
And if I'm gettin paper, it's cause I'm rippin flavor
I'm nice around the mic like the Wizard players

- C-Rayz Walz


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 11 years ago '05        #48
classicgstyle 4 heat pts
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.bookmarked
 02-15-2007, 06:37 PM         #49
hydro187  OP
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 bxdiplomat said:
Show a G respect, my weed connect, got it growing like Chia Pets
gravy said that right sh*ts kinda funny
 02-15-2007, 06:47 PM         #50
Vas_finest  OP
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not a punchline but funny "whip the seman cross trina face an ask her how the semen taste"
 11 years ago '06        #51
bxdiplomat 100 heat pts100
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 hydro187 said:
gravy said that right sh*ts kinda funny
no sorry maybe he did but its from cam'ron song Girls, Cash, Cars


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 02-15-2007, 07:38 PM         #52
NaSpro  OP
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"Givin' French bi*ches the French Business, you know that 'wee-wee' (oui-oui)" - Crooked I
 11 years ago '04        #53
Dramatick 
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 JoeyAvalanche said:
Dude, quit!
lol whatchu mean by that?
 11 years ago '05        #54
Airbarto1 
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 legacy313 said:
I got hoes blowin on me like nintendo games
Lloyd Banks
haha props for that one
 11 years ago '06        #55
J.Shykes 
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"Beatin motherfu*kers like Ike beat Tina"-Biggie
"That n*gga must die like john tucker" Lil Wayne
"We ain't democratic or republic, fu*k it we chicken nugget" Andre' 3000:wow:
"You ain't heard, we swallow guys" Pharrell
"And you talkin all over the beat like Clue"-Jay-Z
"I bump Bob Marley all day like rastafarains do"-Jay-Z
"Impregnate the world when I come through your speakers"-Jay-Z
"As a matter of fact, like fiction Rumplestiltchkien, you wack"- Big Boi

These just make me laugh for some reason.
 02-15-2007, 08:52 PM         #56
Skittles911  OP
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Cant tell me sh*t about the tricks of this trade,
Switch blade with a little switch to switch blades
And switch from a 6 to a 16 inch blade,
The sh*ts like a samari sword, a censay,
sh*t just dont change ta this day,

-Eminem-


So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our a.sses will both be history
But then again youl finnally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent

-Eminem-


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 02-15-2007, 08:53 PM         #57
CrunkPopeye2  OP
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bet it feels funny when u doin sixty nine
knowin that u suckin on all my jimmy wine
-pimp c
 02-15-2007, 08:56 PM         #58
Flavor Flav  OP
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 J.Shykes said:
"I bump Bob Marley all day like rastafarains do"-Jay-Z
 11 years ago '05        #59
worldrecords 2 heat pts
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listen to chamiuilionaires punchlines tehr funny and sick
"Im thuggin to homie, The heater kinda like Al bundy's Hand, belive me eveytime u see me its goin be in my pants"
 11 years ago '04        #60
polorsport2345 8 heat pts
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it's funny how some of you people actually find some of the lines in here FUNNY
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