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 02-15-2007, 12:52 PM         #21
JAYMETRO  OP
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 Curtisimo said:
I like them girls with big brea$t on thier chest
Not flat looking like someone stepped on thier chest

Juelz Santana

and this aint a punchline but i find it funny


First pal up in the rare
I style up in my gear
Stallion of the year
medallions in my ear
Whips on my fists
houses on my wrists
Your budget on my neck
your spouse on my d*ck
Posters on the wall
posted on my balls
d*ck in her mouth, I tell her

I'm getting money n*gga
wack.....
 11 years ago '05        #22
thaillest719 
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 polorsport2345 said:
them punchlines werent all dat comedic homie

"d*ck on her nose, now she's c*ck-eyed" lmao

Thats the best one yet.
 02-15-2007, 01:09 PM         #23
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An stick my d*ck in ya ear..and fu*k what you heard....<<Rakim

when i first heard that.....i was
 02-15-2007, 01:10 PM         #24
jpwaterloo  OP
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toss salad.. OH YOU IN SOME sh*t NOW!!

-odb
 11 years ago '06        #25
leediddy21 
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She turned around and snapped back on me/And said fu*k you n*gga where's your theeth/ i damn near fell jumpin out tha car/but slapped that bi*ch and slapped her hard/
Invasion of the Flat b00ty - Daz
 02-15-2007, 01:13 PM         #26
ILLmag 7  OP
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 legacy313 said:
I got hoes blowin on me like nintendo games
Lloyd Banks
co-sign...

and "he look like a gorilla with rabbit teef, bugs monkey!"
 11 years ago '04        #27
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She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
-Kanye

The doctor said I had blood clots
But I ain't Jamaican man
-Kanye

Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus (a Lexus)
-Kanye

'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
-Kanye

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge d*ck
-Kanye


They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael
-Kanye

and dats jus off of College Dropout...
 02-15-2007, 01:21 PM         #28
JAYMETRO  OP
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 ILLmag 7 said:
co-sign...

and "he look like a gorilla with rabbit teef, bugs monkey!"
even wacker
 02-15-2007, 01:22 PM         #29
REGULATOR  OP
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''i dont blow sh*t outta proportion, i stuff u in yo momma stomach r*pe her than make her have an abortion''

''i like to stay high as hell and drunk as fu*k, if u aint down wit this u can sick my duck, i mean duck my sick i mean suck my d*ck, dont laugh bi*ch u know what the fu*k i meant''
 11 years ago '04        #30
just2005 
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let two girls blow me/ watch them argue over balls like shaq and kobe
-lloyd banks
 11 years ago '06        #31
diVERSEity 
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Oh yeah and these aren't really punchlines, but they make me laugh:

R. Kelly -
She be callin' me daddy, I be callin' her mami
She be callin' you Kelly, when you're really named Tommy

and Little Brother -
1,2,3,4,5 - really wanted you to be my wife
6,7,8,9,10 - really wanted you to be my friend
11,12,13,14,15 - can't think of nothing that rhymes with 15
 11 years ago '04        #32
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The only time I do pull ups, push ups and sh*t is when I "Pull Up" in whips "and "Push Up" on your bi*ch. - 40 Cal.

Got ya album like jail soap, scared to drop. - 40 Cal.

Any club i get my blicker in, run through your house like little kids. - Un Kasa

Play the bench, moving pounds like a weightlifter. - 40 Cal.
 11 years ago '04        #33
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I murder CATS when spitting acidic slaughter RAPS, desolving a FALLIC f*g into a puddle like ALEX MACK/ - Dramatick

your rhymes ain't nice, but your full of yourself/ battle me? your fu*king yourself, YOUR FULL OF YOURSELF, get it?/ - Dramatick

you're a whack RAPPER...who couldn't sale a record if there were a $50 dollar bill underneath the WRAPPER - Dramatick

and you don't fu*k any centerfolds, you nut in a PIGEON HOLE/ the only model you fu*ked, was a proto-type BLOW-UP DOLL/ -Dramatick

These mad people laugh when i said them...
 11 years ago '06        #34
ginobili 20|m 39 heat pts39
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i'll add a few

"iv'e been black balled like cuban gooding juniours white wife" chino xl

"i'll burn down an orphanage just to bring heat to you bastards" im tech

"i leave rapper's confused like homeless dudes on house arrest" chino xl
 02-15-2007, 03:13 PM         #35
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"cause if i ever stuck it to any singer in show-biz it'd be jennifer lopez, and puffy you know this/ Sorry puff but i dont give a fu*k if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fu*k her with no rubber, c*m inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it aint mine" - eminem

"Battlin me is like n*ggaz and africa/ ya'll talk about it but u dont really wanna go there" - chino xl

"my delivery is like where indians live, intense" chino xl

"we could never stay together like jill scotts teeth" - chino xl
 11 years ago '04        #36
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i ma bout a dolla what the fu*k is 50cent
 11 years ago '04        #37
EOAE 60 heat pts60
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"i met puff and i know mason, but still the best nation...n*gga it's donation...so lemme hold summn??!?!?!"
 11 years ago '06        #38
bxdiplomat 76 heat pts76
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Show a G respect, my weed connect, got it growing like Chia Pets
 11 years ago '06        #39
bxdiplomat 76 heat pts76
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I'm Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Bob Backlund
Paul Akin, ha ha, who they think they car jackin
You dump and a dump, I slumped and I slump
They mad my car's like an elephant, the trunk in the front
See ya dude react, Hud six threw me back, a few they clapped
But I ate those, them sh*ts is Scooby Snacks
I ain't see stars, I'm a G pa
Threw the Lam' in 6th, Drove to the E.R.
Had to make it hot
Feel like Pac I know it's set up
Them old n*ggaz know I'm bout to take they spot
Ain't no A.B. - I.O.U.
Y.B. That'll get 'em up in I.C.U.
Like I see you at the BP, shot 'em off G.P.
Guns from VA, PA, down to D.C.
D.O.A. if you short up on my P.C.
C-74 switched 'em over to P.C.
Like Chuck D, we the '06 P.E.
fu*k me why, I'm in the '06 G.T.
All about them G's B, we the B.G.
Byrd Gang Dipset, D.I.P. see
Like KRS-One, the great B.D.P.
You wanna join the crew, then you must see me, flee
 11 years ago '04        #40
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"Im no where near finish bi*ch im just getting started/ Screens fall like nancy kerrigan when she got hit in the knee by Tonya harding" - Tumzilla

"My trunk sound like michael getting a.ss whipped by joe jackson" - Tumzilla

Basically everything this dude used to say
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