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 08-15-2007, 04:20 PM         #81
Andre3000 
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how the fu*k did we get Todd Pinkston??? Its kinda ironic tho cuz after we had him shook I told myself we better not get any1 that bad to come and play for us.
 10 years ago '06        #82
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redskins fans stand UP!

whatever jason campbell is, he'll be an upgrade over brunell's batch azz.
 10 years ago '04        #83
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 iLLuZiOnZ1313 said:
well it's good to know the redskins are heading "straight?" for a joyful season hehe





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lol my mans smoked a J at cooleys house crazy gay shorts
 08-18-2007, 07:41 PM         #84
Andre3000 
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Todd Collins 2nd best QB in the NFC East :applause:
 08-19-2007, 05:25 PM         #85
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Them Cooley pics make me laugh every time, but nobody can't doubt the man's talent. I'm glad Campbell will be ok, I was having flashbacks of Portis last year. Our division will be tough again as always but I think we'll be more than able to hold our own, we will really be dangerous in the next 2-3 years as everyone gels.
 10 years ago '04        #86
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W/ Kendell....if he gel's we will have the best o-line in the NFL!
 10 years ago '04        #87
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 sugewhite said:
W/ Kendell....if he gel's we will have the best o-line in the NFL!


I'd like to see you say that after Jason Taylor, Joey Porter, Zach Thomas and Matt Roth are finished with your lineman week 1....
 08-24-2007, 05:19 PM         #88
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i wana see landry in action man......hope he start
 10 years ago '04        #89
sugewhite  OP
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I will say that....

Week one Portis = 170 yds
Betts = 100 yds

Best o-line in the NFL!
 10 years ago '04        #90
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 sugewhite said:
I will say that....

Week one Portis = 170 yds
Betts = 100 yds

Best o-line in the NFL!
Seriously???



the NFL's leading tackler (Zach Thomas), The NFL's DPOY (Jason Taylor), Matt Roth, Keith "truck" Trailor, Joey Porter, Channing Crowder >>>>>> The Redskins' o-line


people are such bias fans on here...i respect your enthusiasm for your team, but at one point or another you have to accept reality....

270 rushing yards against the NFL's #4 defense and the NFL's #2 pass rush in the NFL??? wow...... some people
 08-27-2007, 09:15 PM         #91
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Miami has a great defense I'll give you that. But Washington will show this season that they're defense is also among the elite. You have to keep in mind excluding last year we were in the top 5 defenses the last few seasons. Our anemic offense and injury riddled secondary really hurt us. As good as Miami's defense is, the offense is equally as bad. Brown runs hard and will be good but the lack of any real passing game and a second rate QB will make sure Landry and Taylor feast on your WR's and that you can bet we'll have 8 in the box most downs.
 10 years ago '04        #92
sugewhite  OP
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Cooley is a REdskinsw 4 life!
 09-04-2007, 02:46 PM         #93
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saw this on another website, thought it was worth reposting







Below is a letter written by an NFL offensive lineman based on his
ratings in MADDEN 2007. If you aren't familiar with the game, ratings
are based on 1 thru 100 with 100 being the best.

# 71 Ethan Albright
Position: LS
Height: 6-5
Weight: 265
Born: 05/01/1971
College: North Carolina
NFL Experience: 13

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington
Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I'll continue. I am writing
in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in
Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fu*king bullsh*t and you
should kiss my mother-fu*king a.ss. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the
Packers just cut his a.ss on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a
Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his
overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fu*king 12. I
rate you a fu*king 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever* except for
in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98
rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your
blubbery a.ss a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-d*ck. Go do Al
Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.

It's also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it
sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly sh*t and p!ss myself,
then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a
rock for breakfast. fu*k, John, I understand you saying that I am slow
and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as
retarded. Rod "He Hate Me" Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic
Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing
embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words
in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The
only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this
embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe
your a.ss. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of sh*t teeth. If I take
a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

I guess I just can't fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player
rated out of the entire NFL. fu*k, man, there are some sh*tty guys out
there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the
agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where
I don't crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding
success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I
just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a
40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a
white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he'd look just like
Jabba the Hut.

Red Alert!
John, you are such a fu*king d*ck. I also noticed that my kick return
rating was a 0. I was rated a fu*king zero? So you feel that I shouldn't
even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I
couldn't even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would
just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fu*king face. fu*k
that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have
just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball
guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage
ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone
(21). fu*k me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come
from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of
offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let's see here, I think that
Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes
than Larry Allen. While I'm at it, I can a.ssign the passing ratings for
offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace
has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time
into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both
throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible
passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The
poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large
freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my
senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the
pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in
sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife
kicked my a.ss. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is
far better than the other ratings, but I'm a fu*king lineman, damn it.
NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to
your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pus*y-ass fu*kwad that can't
fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at
manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your
mind more and more each year, old man.

When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks.
fu*k you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you
consume for the rest of your life. If you fu*k with Ethan Albright, you
call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright
 10 years ago '05        #94
Stupendamatic 117 heat pts117
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This was posted last year too...
 10 years ago '05        #95
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Im feeling good about this season...Jason is better than Brunell and our defense is probably as good as it was 2 yrs ago...we can get into the playoffs as long as everybody stay healthy
 10 years ago '04        #96
sugewhite  OP
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My friends it is OUR YEAR!
 10 years ago '04        #97
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 sugewhite said:
My friends it is OUR YEAR!
 09-06-2007, 03:43 PM         #98
finesse 
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who's tailgaiting before we wreck the dolphins on sunday?
 10 years ago '04        #99
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 finesse said:
who's tailgaiting before we wreck the dolphins on sunday?
With Pete Kendall struggling to learn the offense and line calls/audibles and with your LT Chris Samuels just now returning from a sprained knee and isn't 100% healthy, Jason Taylor and Joey Porter are gonna love that left side.
Chances are by half time Chris Cooley will have to keep stepping up to FB just as an extra blocker.
Your STARTING offensive line just practiced yesterday and today for the 1st time together this spring! So they better gel quick or Miami's front 7 is going to eat them for lunch.

If Campbell doesn't get throwing time and if Miami's front seven dominates, then Miami will win this game.

I hate to break it to you.
This game will be determined by offensive lines.
 10 years ago '07        #100
ttime236 38 heat pts38
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good start to the season
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