LMAO ....Rex Grossman unleash the dragon!

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LMAO ....Rex Grossman unleash the dragon!
 

 

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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? fu*k it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fu*k that. Dumpoff passes are for f*g**ts. I'm fu*king s3xy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my d*ck hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? fu*k that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fu*king football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that sh*t. You gotta grab that game by the throat and r*pe the ever-loving sh*t out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pus*y. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. s3xy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fu*king wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh sh*t. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fu*king great to throw that sh*t. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fu*king eyes with a s3xy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and s3x appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fu*king out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fu*k. That's how we do things in the s3xy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

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