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 01-31-2007, 07:01 PM         #51
MrW1gg1es  OP
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Straws

" fu*k legs when I'm shootin' the mag-
I don't play ball for Cleveland, Straws ain't shootin' for +ca(l)v(e)s "

" Make you sit on ya Dreamcast- c*ck & aim
So when I pop, they can say u got on top of ya game "

" What you writing is foolish-
Blow ya guts on the microphone'll put some life in ya music "

" Call me T-Boz, I done slept with Mack 10's "

" Do you like Oreo's, split you apart, and take ya +creame+ "

" I'll send ya lungs on a date--
They BOTH'LL be +going out together+ "

" My money +Phill+Up Banks+ like Carlton's father "

" Do you like ironing boards--
Put the heat to ya clothes & press it "

" Break you apart for paper, like fortune cookies "

" Plus y'all workin' with small paper, like the Jet mag "

" Play the Bad Boy role, go head...
You'll lose BIG like Diddy did "

" Unless it's soda, don't put +Straws+ in nothing "

" Like a farmer, I'll put ya seeds in the ground "

" Pushed more rocks, than cliff hangers "

" Before Claudette , and them 2 Guys..
I had the +City High+ "

" Like the toothfairy--
I'll leave +Money+ under his pillow "

" I'll put ya spine in ya mouth--
Now y'all n*ggas can't +back-talk +

" My guns got hemroids- I can't sit 'em down "

" Ya money is like clay homeboy,- that's +play-dough+ "

" You n*ggas talkin' 'bout handling keys?
Y'all fu*kin' wit +Kid Rocks+, y'all like Pamela Lee "

 01-31-2007, 07:43 PM         #52
TuRbØ  OP
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are you from itsbx or something..you make the same exact fu*king threads as on bx..j/w

 01-31-2007, 08:10 PM         #53
MrW1gg1es  OP
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Yup I have been VIP on Jukebox forever...

 12 years ago '06        #54
Rique 65 heat pts65
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Its simple, I keep lead like a pencil, Don't make me have to write a paragraph on your temple...

 12 years ago '05        #55
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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Had your last $20, you love to get high,
My album or a bag of weed? Which one you gon' buy?

I brought a chair in the booth, while I'm spittin this rhyme,
cause I know if I stand up, I'ma loose my mind,

My path is un-walked, my craft is blood sport,
I could school your whole class with one thought,

f!ght for my homie, his challenge is un-fought,
Bang for equality, blast the gun off,

Now you acting like you passing your torch,
I guess you think I'm an a.ss or some sort,

Lyricism back with classics, I walked
from A to Z, then went backwards, I scorched,

Set fire to they a.sses, I fought,
Went to the south and sent the traffic up north,

n*ggas acting like my math is un-taught,
That's a portion not half, you dumb short


Papoose

 12 years ago '06        #56
Rique 65 heat pts65
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 I234P312 said
"Why do fake n*ggas switch there stripes yesterday you was a blood but then you flipped tonight, you like that sh*t that k!lled superman cause you a crip tonight"

-Papoose
What track is this from?

 12 years ago '06        #57
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Juelz Santana
"I'm a betta child....You's a pedafile"

Yung Joc
You fu*k wit mine I pause ya life line//
I'm a Graffiti artist paintin chalk outlines//
And the worst part is I'm not a coward//
Visit ya wake and give ya momma dead flowers//

Duke(from Boyz N Da Hood) Song:Felonies
Alot of n*ggas they be claimin the spot//
But we the only ones still representin like mascots//

Duke
Jeezy just beeped in on the celly
Got the pre-teen numbers I like
Like R.Kelly

^That n*gga whole verse fiya

 12 years ago '06        #58
I hug the strip 10 heat pts10
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 Rique said
What track is this from?
underground king mixtape
soulute the dream

 01-31-2007, 09:53 PM         #59
I234P312  OP
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 Rique said
What track is this from?



"Salute The Dream"

 01-31-2007, 09:53 PM         #60
KJ Rulz  OP
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"I'll treat ya like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil ya" Lil Flip



sik wit it!!! haha

 01-31-2007, 11:16 PM         #61
T$Dollar$  OP
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"I Circumnavigate The Globe With A One Liner, LIke Latitude"
- Rass Kass -

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