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 01-30-2007, 11:36 PM         #21
KJ Rulz  OP
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I know Pun was lyrical, but I look up to him as an Emcee because of his wordplay above anything else. It was so ridiculous, I've never heard another emcee do that consistently.
 11 years ago '04        #22
Da Ill One|M 4602 heat pts4602
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 KJ Rulz said:
I know Pun was lyrical, but I look up to him as an Emcee because of his wordplay above anything else. It was so ridiculous, I've never heard another emcee do that consistently.
He's definately an Emcee but I mean his wordplay was above average...but his wordplay was above average because his flow was so fu*king sick...some of them words have no business rhyming

like this part "I'm battlin' Jesus (hay-soos) if he passes through my label
I'm snatchin' his halo
God I pray that you send my father back as an angel"

when you read that sh*t Label, Halo, and Angel don't rhyme normally...but his flow made that sh*t sound so beautiful...
that's how PUN was...and I mean his breathe control was simply outrageous...I'm 6'11" 200 pounds and I can't even rhyme like he did without losing my breathe...and this dude was 700 pounds and rhyming like he was a crack head...damn son he was Ill


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 11 years ago '05        #23
daliff89 1 heat pts
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not to get off topic, but i hope the 6'11" thing was a typo.......anybody that's 6'11" tall and only weighs 200 pounds would be the skinniest person i've ever seen in my life.......

but it's not even Pun's flow that made him so nasty to me, it was his fu*king vocabulary and his rhyme schemes.......i've been listening to 'Super Lyrical' for YEARS......and until i looked up the lyrics, i had no clue what the dude was saying through half that verse........he would take a 4 syllable multi that most people couldn't rhyme more than 3 times and rhyme it 3 times in one line then 3 times in the next line.........

dude was a monster.......
 11 years ago '04        #24
Da Ill One|M 4602 heat pts4602
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 daliff89 said:
not to get off topic, but i hope the 6'11" thing was a typo.......anybody that's 6'11" tall and only weighs 200 pounds would be the skinniest person i've ever seen in my life.......

but it's not even Pun's flow that made him so nasty to me, it was his fu*king vocabulary and his rhyme schemes.......i've been listening to 'Super Lyrical' for YEARS......and until i looked up the lyrics, i had no clue what the dude was saying through half that verse........he would take a 4 syllable multi that most people couldn't rhyme more than 3 times and rhyme it 3 times in one line then 3 times in the next line.........

dude was a monster.......
the 6'11" wasn't a typo but the 200 was it was supposed to be 260 and yes I am skinny...but back onto topic...

"Me and crack in the back of the black AC'"

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"

I can't find it anymore but I remember reading that Black Thought himself said he was scared of rhyming with Pun...because Pun would sit back and let you ride equal with him then come out of nowhere and blow you away...so Black Thought was worried that Pun would comepletly destroy him on Super lyrical...I was like BT saying that about Pun with BT being as nice as he is...that's hot


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 11 years ago '05        #25
daliff89 1 heat pts
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ok, i was going to say you'd be almost bones if you were 6'11" 200.......

and it's 'dead in the middle of Little Italy/ little did we know that we riddled to middle men who didn't do diddly'

but anyway:

got so much butter in the coupe it's got high colesterol

ayo you crazy if you take mine, the 80 on the waistline/ keep n**as shook like McGrady on the baseline

- Jay Bezel -

we real, it ain't a thang to spark/ this is what it would sound like iif cocaine could talk

young boy keep takin' your chances/ i'ma find your family tree and start breakin' the branches

- Reign Man -
 11 years ago '06        #26
LYTE 125 heat pts125
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"check the time it's around that hour
little n*ggas aint around that powder
aint super mario or luigi aint found the power
plus they couldnt spit fire if they found that flower" - buddens

"if i was a BLOOD i'll split the sea(C)like im Moses" - pap

"considered SPAINARD where i roam(ROME)rappers" - lupe

"bet i, be in her head like overnight
like rollers right
you're the chaffeur right
so i keep her sober, she dont get FedEx like overnight" - LUPE

"put poetry inside a crackpot and blow" - nas
 11 years ago '04        #27
Da Ill One|M 4602 heat pts4602
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"It's probably the reason I'm havin' panic attacks
Can't manage to relax, got me brandishin' gats
Paranoid, thinkin' everybody's plannin' a trap
It's just a chemical inside me I managed to tap" - Apathy

"Apply the profit 'till my pockets overflow
Any opposition tryin' to stop it and I'll overthrow
Comin' out buckin' like a cowboy on a bull at a rodeo
Throw you in a hole below the stone where the a**holes go
Flows that all your homies know from Canada to Tokyo
I'm steppin on your toes like an amateur that dosey doe" - Apathy

"Back in spiral, I roast humans like a gyro
New York, Atlanta, Africa to Cairo
Diplomat King Presidential offspring
Two miles from Westinghouse, with lights down South
Government chemical voodoo man miracle
Super disease your brain is more hysterical
My urine see paralyze your ability with space codes
electrodes you're ready for a pap smear
Wax in your inner ear, doodoo in your outer ear
Two cows a zebra will jump through your atmosphere
Giraffe-Funk will raise beamin through your trunk
Steam of Legion, to burn up in your anal region
Power contracting with bombs in his rectum factor
Utilized phonic like water in your Panasonic
Trip or slip or fall
Right into the earth pit, gamma ray toilet
Microbes on your earth sh*t
Dr. Ludicrous, I turn into a octapus
Grab eight species, isolate like an incubus
Convert with probes, green sh*t is on your earlobes
Attack what stomach with juice they call gastric
Alien bugs with sickle cell, get they a.ss kicked
Dermatologist examine more black cysts
Radiation butter pouring down your sinus, it's Dr. Octagon" - Kool Keith (one of the most Slept on MC's ever)
 11 years ago '06        #28
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saigon= my guns like nelly that mother fu*ker stay on some pop sh*t

ras kass= i'll snatch alicia keys purse to learn a woman's worth

chino xl= avoid batteling me like i'm eaze e's blood sample

chino xl= i'll have the letter's on your fubu sweater standing for
fu*ked up by us

immortal tech= i'll burn down an orphanige just to bring heat to you bastards

piff james= i want you to hear some sh*t, i'll poop in your ear

chino xl= you n*ggas is australian you so far beneath me

chino xl= i got caught k!lling time but then i got away with words

spice 1= you wanna be like my n*gga pac well here let me give you these
5 shots

joe budden= yall like magic i'm begining to think dudes ain't that sick

joe budden= i'm like bill cowher i thought i told dude's to stop ridin

chino xl= i leave emcees head's bobbin like muhamid ali

ras kass= i'm taking rapper's off like farius buhler's day

lyold banks= i stay around trees like christmas gifts

lyold banks= pussies love nelly he made it cool to wear bandaids

chino xl= i got rapper's scared to face me how i clown kids like john wayne
gacey

i could go on forever with the chino and ras kass, that's what i got for now
 11 years ago '04        #29
Da Ill One|M 4602 heat pts4602
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^^ yeah Chino's got punchlines for days as well...I don't think alot of his are as hard as Big L's were...Chino's makes you think more like damn that's kinda ill how he flipped that...
 11 years ago '06        #30
A-1 AFiciaL 
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pus*y k!lls but a n*gga still love da twat
i never hustled rocks or eva had to hug da block
n*gga you buggin ock is you really thug or not
i know most these n*ggas jus hard headed like jugganaut - A1 AFicial

and theyll rob ya kid
dont care if you big n small or black n white like rob n big
thats why i roll wit a bat man like robin kid
Reason im running this game you only joggin kid - A1 AFicial
 11 years ago '05        #31
daliff89 1 heat pts
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battling me is like going to Africa/ n***as talk about it but don't go there (not exactly sure on the lyrics, but that's the point of the line)

- Chino XL -

i pop sh*t like a Ja Rule stool sample

- Diabolic -
 01-31-2007, 07:34 AM         #32
KJ Rulz  OP
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Life's a bi*ch but god forbid the bi*ch divorce me - Nas
 01-31-2007, 07:46 AM         #33
currybai  OP
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 Da Ill One said:

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"

When I first heard that line, i was like :wow: !!!!!!!!!!
I was thinkin to myself, how the hell do people come up with rhymes like these.
big pun always came with that fire, RIP.


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 11 years ago '04        #34
Big Moon Dawg 
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 LYTE said:
"considered SPAINARD where i roam(ROME)rappers" - lupe
what the fu*k? That sh*t doesn't make sense on any level. It doesn't make sense literally + Rome is in Italy not Spain :wow:
 01-31-2007, 09:44 AM         #35
Coooooold  OP
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Lloyd Banks-

"We like the Neptunes, just different teams: We both move around with

Clips that spit 16."


Hell Rell-

"Me an' money like Magic and AIDS: I got it but I just don't show it."
 01-31-2007, 01:57 PM         #36
MrW1gg1es  OP
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I gotta Big Boi
Killer like Mike with it...
 01-31-2007, 02:19 PM         #37
youngholla  OP
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Myself (Yung Holla) "you thought we flip bricks for fun, its like vending machine, we pushin quarters for the chips we want"
 11 years ago '05        #38
daliff89 1 heat pts
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 Big Moon Dawg said:
what the fu*k? That sh*t doesn't make sense on any level. It doesn't make sense literally + Rome is in Italy not Spain :wow:
well, i think he was going for a 'Gladiator' reference......

they called Russel Crowe 'Spaniard' in the movie that was set in Rome......

with that said, it still doesn't really make sense.......'how i roam rappers'.......no.
 11 years ago '04        #39
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 daliff89 said:


well, i think he was going for a 'Gladiator' reference......

they called Russel Crowe 'Spaniard' in the movie that was set in Rome......

with that said, it still doesn't really make sense.......'how i roam rappers'.......no.

"When in Rome do as the romans do"

in other words he's doing what the rest of the rappers do which is rap...
and the Spaniard part is a Gladiator reference like you said but he's saying he's not expected to come out on top like Russel Crowe wasn't...but he's doing what the other rappers do so he's bound to come out on top because he's called spainard...kinda ill line very deep
 11 years ago '05        #40
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I'm a beast in bed, check my d*ck head for triple sixes
I'll hit a fat a.ss from the back until it ripples vicious
Give titty n*pples stitches
I'm a pimp, pus*y fall in my lap like a strip club full of clumsy crippled bi*ches
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