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Props Slaps
 01-30-2007, 09:44 PM         #1
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MrW1gg1es 
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•·.·´¯`·.·•Sick Punchlines Thread•·.·´¯`·.·•
 

 
We always talkin' about lyrics and punchlines on here, so I figured we could start a thread for it...

No hate...

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Vakill Punchlines

Vakill is like Colombians sitting in a circle, my name's got a dope ring to it

So many makaveli mine mes in the game its like a fu*kin outbreak of smallpox

he crown don't move whoever intends on grabbing it
Is f!ghting of full blown AIDS with Flintstone tablets

I've been nasty since birth
fu*k a jersey the hall of fame retired a couple of my sh*tty diapers

I'm sonning as long as the one in the sky hung
They say the good die young
Mostly over bullsh*t and women that's high strung
But them same bi*ch's is throwing me pus*y like they running up's for the Cy Young

It's alright to show the late greats love
But some of y'all are riding d*cks and don't know it like a date-rape drug
Catch me with your little niece on the couch
Kick her out the house with no blouse, Capris on slouch
I ain't fu*k I just poked at her throat like a Capri sun pouch

My rep defy injury
I set the standard of nice so high
once im in heaven 143 thousand gettin denied entry

Competitions like parking spots
Good ones hard to find, everything else is handicapped

Losing aint in Gods or Miss Cleos cards
The sickest emcees is beneath me,
snapping under my nuts like leotards

My hip-hop status is C-Section
Cause Im a cut above you pussies

My definition of on point affects hemophiliacs and virgins all in the same manner-one prick and its all over

Hoes is like tornadoes, they scream when they come and take everything when they leave

Tattooed F-U-N on my d*ck for 'fu*k U n*ggaz' while I poke fun at ya bi*ches

pus*y fall in my lap like a strip club full of clumsy crippled bi*ches

I'm so against the grain that when I drop sh*t, my toilet flush clockwise

some of yall i shoulda been blazed by now
talkin that front page murda, ya couldnt make headlines with raised eyebrows

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Joe Budden Punchlines

"I aint been in a Benz lately (why not?),too busy on the corner,with an 8Ball like MJG/I been popping,held true to my fort,Im like Bin Laden,about to change the whole view of New York"

"My motto i dont trust clowns, They like th XFL,imitating real ninja's that touch down"

"everyline be the bottom line like PS"

"forget a chain and to stack doe,cmon i dont need a Cuban Link like Fat Joe"

"Ya'll done got fu*ked up like s3x on the ceiling"

"you cats is playin yourself like the Subway Series"

"nowadays dawg i dont hear rappers,fu*k bars we can get the 4's out & all play fear factor"

"cars jewels casinos on up,u tryin to ball like paul pierce i'll benzino u up"

"cowards want mine,but they big men soft like dallas front line"

"i aint gotta call my hounds,cuz ya guns like da last lennox lewis f!ght;short on rounds"

"i live this yall paint that pic,yall like magic cuz im startin to believe yall dudes aint that sick"

"talkin bout he real & he quick wit a glock,he like kurt thomas he aint good for sh*t on da block"

"i got glocks in the stash,but i aint tryin to c*ck n blast since cochran passed"

"got goons cant wait to let the semi spray...these fans is star jones they know a ninja a phag but fu*ks wit him anyway"

"Im a grown man I aint gotta say no ****, cause in the *Real World* most thugs is Karamo"

"Roll out Predator style, dot a muthafu*ka up he got Eczema now"

"Hear that gat sound/ tough guys stop tryin to be Jeezy with all of that 'Yeaaaaah' in the backround"

"Rap is wrestling i do it for starters/ fix his wig up, call me Brutus the Barber"

"...come see me partner, i'll make your wig disappear, you got Tiki's barber"

"If I like your outfit Ill take IT,
Marques Houston wont be the only ninja nakID"

"and when im holdin the nina,im dead wrong like bootleggin aaliyah"

"Joey back on that subline sh*t, Im Tony Danza ninja that my bar and Im standin behind it"

"was in the same hotel if dude wanted to do me, I'd a been casidy gave him the room key, got the tec out and the vest that I planted and dame woulda had his chest out like janet"

"I don't drive, I like shotgun
Never pulled L's I like shotguns
Hate 22's I like shotguns
Non descripts talk about they got guns like tec's 4-5's and shotguns
Really they never shot guns"

" i got a few cats that'll spit at your dome, so go see em if you really want invisible stones"

"Don''t make me feel like you threaten my life God, cuz I'll go and cop something that only comes with a tripod"

"Come around here puling them glocks up, You can join Reggie Miller, it'll be your last year putting shots up."

"I cant' help the fact that I spit up acid so, I'm from a *Different World* Im Dwyane Wade without the flip up glasses"

"bullsh*t irrelevant fam, longest nose on the block the whole hood gon' call me Elephant Man"

"these rappers like Tyson's team, can't tell it's time to retire that MIC (MIKE)"

"all over the house I got glocks planted, so when I tell you it's just me and my desert I'm not stranded"

"I'll car jack you like Shaq shooting a 3, man get outta your range"

"when they see what tucked in the belt,they turn into mike jones and start repeating they self"

"Hit em with the long nose like Blossom"

"coyote ugly rappers keep workin at your bars"

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 01-30-2007, 09:44 PM         #2
MrW1gg1es  OP
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"Just think of music
as a classroom, and every
album as a different student...."

"I' jerk off inside books and give life to words,
leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard"
- Immortal Tech

-spit nails, three words describe this male like complimenting hades' b00ty/"nice as(s) hell"

-I'll hit ya man after i waste yall groupies/the sh*t hits the fan like takin a dump on wesley snipes' baseball movie.

-no morals means ill choke ya reverend/believe we beyond dope when we blow up like coke in heaven/you was gettin at me, but i handled ya verse/i turned the tables like jesus in a gambling church.

i beat kids wit lead pipes, i leave trails of dead mics, where i'm from n*ggas jewels get ran like red lights- big l


"i've seen tighter rappers on a candy bar"
- copywrite

"i make the people keep bouncin',
higher then meth and redman climbin 3 mountains"
- juice

"the cognac sipper, the black act whipper,
i step in the house with two ho's like jack tripper"
- juice

"you can't test juice you haven't developed rhythm yet,
you're whole flow is on and off like my television set"
- juice

"you can't reach the top in a bad game of tetris"
- juice

"you need a fix so you hit some blockhead for his wallet,
but the gun jams and the cops come to take ya,
and now that bullet ain't the only thing thats caught up in a chamber"
- kno

"you ain't never heard an emcee speak like this,
and Rodney King ain't never felt a beat like this,"
- one be lo



"doper emcees none existent like RuPaul's c*it is,
cant tell if your d*ck or pus*y like topless infants,"
- typical cats

"juggle these hot city streets like dice for bills,
maybe if we cop enough ice, we can all chill,"
- jean grae

"the crown don't move whoever intends on grabbing it,
Is f!ghting of full blown aids with flintstone tablets,"
- vakill

"whether n*ggaz feel me or not, regardless style, heartless foul,
spit in front of the hardest crowds,
If they start booing I'm sticking fans Artest style,"
- vakill

"never been dropped from a label,
i gauge my career to a fat bi*ch at a buffet and brought a lot to the table,"
- vakill

"catch me with your little niece on the couch,
kick her out the house with no blouse, capris on slouch,
I ain't fu*k I just poked at her throat like a Capri sun pouch,"
- vakill
 01-30-2007, 09:45 PM         #3
MrW1gg1es  OP
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"im heroin and s3x in one, dope as fu*k" - Camron

"my new heroin flow is da bomb when injected in your fore-arm" - GZA

"you can ask beavis, i get nuttin butt-head" - Big L

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Lloyd Banks

" I came straight out the gutter, like a bowling pin "

" Ho's know lazy a.ss hell, thats why I get the bi*ch-to-twist
Dawg, I stay around +trees+, like Christmas gifts "

" My team in the cut, packin' metal things
So thats more foreign shooter than the Sacramento Kings "

" I leave wit any panties I want, the industries new-face
I'm in a bi*ch mouth, every mornin' like toothpaste "

" Damn near the whole day I'm passin'-the-green
Until my bedroom look like the World Trade, after-the-scene "

" We ain't rich, we'd be glad to snatch-ya
I'll send cars to ya crib, like I'm a cab-dispatcher "

" We don't listen to pop, in the drop.. but it'll Be.2.K's in it "

" You only gon' wind up dead, tryna prove-sh*t
I'll put chalk around ya head, like a poolstick "
 01-30-2007, 09:55 PM         #4
Above.Ground  OP
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Big L....it would take to long to get them down...but everyone here should know that he owns this thread
 11 years ago '04        #5
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Pretty much Any Big L verse wins this thread
 01-30-2007, 10:02 PM         #6
MrW1gg1es  OP
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 Above.Ground said:
Big L....it would take to long to get them down...but everyone here should know that he owns this thread
 Da Ill One said:
Pretty much Any Big L verse wins this thread
You both already know, that's why I didn't even bother gettin' Big L's lines...

Just sitting and waiting for all these Weezy Stan's to give us some of his Kindergarden rhymes...
 01-30-2007, 10:16 PM         #7
KJ Rulz  OP
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Ayo instead of saying Big L, put some punchlines down. I'd really like to see this thread get big.
 01-30-2007, 10:18 PM         #8
MrW1gg1es  OP
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 KJ Rulz said:
Ayo instead of saying Big L, put some punchlines down. I'd really like to see this thread get big.
I would too...

Everyone feel free to post ANY PUNCHLINES you like...

Who cares if the rapper sucks or not...

Terrible rappers can still have a good PUNCHLINE here and there...
 01-30-2007, 10:23 PM         #9
MrW1gg1es  OP
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Big L

step to this and get left with a face full of tears pal/
but man you've been rapping for years now
and aint made a hit yet/you'll flop in a split sec/
in the showers the only time you'll get your d*ck wet!

ayo my whole onterauge is large from here to Vegas/
immitaters hate us cuz we sport gators and flavors
put snitches in boxes coppers and federals watch us/
they tryed everything in this world to lock us but cant stop us
i'm known for rocking tour, picture me mopping floors/
only fu*k with keys and not the kind that be locking doors

yo i got sluggs for snitches no love for bi*ches/
puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches
i got a rep that make police sweat known to get a priest wet/
i neva beg for pus*y like Kieth Sweat
is Big L. slow..hell no/
bi*ches get fu*ked on a roof when i aint got no hotel dough

i beat kids with lead pipes i leave trails of dead mics/
where i'm from n*ggas jewels get ran like red lights!

i'm feelin like Billy Bathgate my rap style is past great/
i love to fu*k a bi*ch from the back and watch her a.ss shake

"In a street brawl I strike men quicker than lightning
You seen what happened in my last f!ght friend? iight then
L’s a clever threat, elerisis who never sweat,
Comparing yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevelette"

"Im a money gitter also a hunny hitter-
You think you nice as me haha youse a funny n*gga"

"The Tech is my utensil-
Fillin n*ggaz with so much lead they can use they d*ck for a pencil
Im known for snatchin purses, n bombin churches-
I get more pus*y by accident than most n*ggaz get on purpose
I got drug spots from New York to Canada-
Cos Big L be fu*kin with more keys than a Janitor"

Yo, I got slugs for snitches, no love for b*tches//
Puttin' thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches//

I'm telling you sh*t is about to get drastic soon//
I'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherf*cker like a plastic spoon//

All through high school I had braids, I kept mad blades//
stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades//

My crew be deliverin hot lead when gats are clenched//
Rappers I jack and lynch//
Nobody can f*ck with the way I be k!lling the sh*t in rap events//

Big L is the n*gga you expect, to catch wreck, in any cassette deck//
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet//

The b*tch type I dislike, I'm rougher than a fist f!ght//
All chicks ain't sh*t, ain't no such thing as "Ms. Right"//
So we can never be a couple hun, f*ck love!
All I got for hoes is hard d!ck and bubble gum//

I'm smoother than velvet, my lyrics is well writ//
You saying L's this and L's that, get off L d!ck//

Big L a virgin? That's idiotic//
Cause if Big L had AIDS then every cutie in the city got it//

I ran through every b*tch in my path//
I was f*cking chicks in the a.ss when I was six and a half//

You ain't half as raw, you need to practice more//
Somebody tell this n*gga somethin' before I crack his jaw//
You runnin with boys, I'm running with men//
And I'ma be ripping the mics until I'm a hundred and ten//
Have y'all n*ggas like, "Damn it this n*gga done done it again"//


You on some tag along flunkie "Yes man" sh*t//
Do me a favor, please get off the next man's d!ck//
And if you think I can't f*ck with whoever, put your money up//
Put your jewels up, no f*ck it, put your honey up//
Put your raggedy house up n*gga, or shut your mouth up//
before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed//
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread//
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head//

"Aiyyo, you betta flee Hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper's hearts pumpin like Reeboks"

"So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too"

"Me being a virgin, that's idiotic
Cause if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it"

"I'm quick to spot a foe
Even if my grandma violate she gotta go
When I was young I played with guns not a kiddy toy
Cause I'm a ruff rugged gangsta not a pretty boy
Facts on tracks I recite well
Everybody be like Mike but Mike wanna be like L


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 11 years ago '06        #10
I hug the strip 8 heat pts
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"u better chill ock
shells will pop, if u dont keep both hands up like its 12 o' clock"-Jay Bezel

"ur a fake G like a thousand of counterfits"-J.r. writer

"No false moves I'll eat your food and digest you,
You feel like a frog jump watch me dissect you,
Your man front I'll give some body to die next to,
You fu*kin wit a bedstuy rebel,
You could run from the right to left,
I guarantee the nine catch you,
See my gun goes both ways just like a bis3xual"-papoose

"They don't wanna bang with the automatic addict
My gun game is like mathematics
Take'em away like subtraction
No algebra complication
Break'em down like multiplication
In shoot outs im the remainder like division
My M1 spitting
Listen homie i carry the 1 like addition"-papoose

"beef with me is like a common cold, it come with the coffin(coughing)"-Papoose

"I told my crips I'll fu*k the bloods up like H.I.V."-Papoose

i got alot more punchlines from papoose, jr writer, immortal technique cassidy
but damn i forgot most of thier sh*t

yo how do u rember all them punchlines lol


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 01-30-2007, 10:28 PM         #11
MrW1gg1es  OP
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"She saw my necklace and start relaxing/ now that's what the ufck i call a chain reaction" (Jay Z-Money Aint a Thing)

"My garage call it cee-lo. 4,5's, and 6's" (Notorious B.I.G.-You Cant Stop The Rain)

"For one, I pack three nines like the year" (Memphis Bleek-More money, More cash, More Hoes)

"I pack 4 pieces like a kit kat, huh, get that?" (Beanie Siegal- Off a track on Foxy Brown's Chyna Doll album)

"Aint nowhere to run when i confront ya/ I call ya bluff like it had a phone number" (Canibus-4,3,2,1)

"If Faith had twins, she'd probably had 2pacs...get it, Tu...Pacs?" (Notorious B.I.G.- Brooklyn's Finest)

Jadakiss: And ya'll scared I can tell, but ima get Bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam I Cassell

Lloyd Banks: Ya chicks a hoe thats why I got her blowin on me like Nentendo games

Cassidy: When I see ya car in traffic, Ima jacket like Burlington

Big L - I'm the neighborhood lampor, punani vamper, mess around you'll find
My silkboxers in your mommy's hamper

Biggie Smalls - Hunt me or be hunted, three hundred and fifty-seven ways//
To summer sautee, I'm the winner all day//Lights get dimmer down Biggie's hallway//

Jay-Z - Can't stop I, from drinkin Mai-Tai's, with Ta Ta
Down in Nevada, ha ha, Poppa, word life//
I dabbled in crazy weight without rap, I was crazy straight
Potnah, I'm still spendin money from eighty-eight

"...Take off those silly chains, and put back on the wire, IM ON FIRE"
- Ja rule (NEW YORK)

"I never pray to God, I pray to Gotti"
-Jay-Z (D'evils)

"Money and Blood, don't MIX like two d!ckS"
-Notorious B.I.G (10 crack commandments)

"as a youth I was a HipHop shorty Wop, known for rockin microphones and twistin off a 40 top"
-Nas (one time)

"Im the n*gga with the oyster perpetual bars, the marble pearl delivery, the voice of GOD"
-Jadakiss (time is up)


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 11 years ago '05        #12
daliff89 1 heat pts
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girls get so impressed that they lift up their dress/ start poppin' themselves like Kurt Cobain, depressed

start more f!ghts over ice than hockey teams

i get more pussies open and a veternarian surgeon

got more 16s than R. Kelly videos

i bring war like Regan with coke/ burn you like rosaries around a Satanist's throat

trying to scrap with Ap is like a body builder tryin to scratch his back

- Apathy -

you got your hands up, speechless like a gay mime

you better call the psychic hotline and find out if my Glock 9/ will leave you bleeding in a shirt that says 'Stop Crime'

homo rap cats, yall some undercover brothers/ your photo shoot looks like a Tevin Campbell album cover

- Celph Titled -
 01-30-2007, 10:34 PM         #13
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 daliff89 said:
girls get so impressed that they lift up their dress/ start poppin' themselves like Kurt Cobain, depressed

start more f!ghts over ice than hockey teams

i get more pussies open and a veternarian surgeon

got more 16s than R. Kelly videos

i bring war like Regan with coke/ burn you like rosaries around a Satanist's throat

trying to scrap with Ap is like a body builder tryin to scratch his back

- Apathy -

you got your hands up, speechless like a gay mime

you better call the psychic hotline and find out if my Glock 9/ will leave you bleeding in a shirt that says 'Stop Crime'

homo rap cats, yall some undercover brothers/ your photo shoot looks like a Tevin Campbell album cover

- Celph Titled -
Thanks for the punchlines, I knew you would come thru for us...

Always droppin' knowledge...:applause:
 01-30-2007, 10:36 PM         #14
MrW1gg1es  OP
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One of my favs is Kanye...

"Mayonasie color Benz, I push Miracle Whips..."

Another is Luda...

"I was the victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace/
With mo' sh*t out on the streets than evicted tenants"


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I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
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they research my stem cells and clone ten of me/ send one back in time just to get rid of me/ stop Pharoahe Monch from having verbal epiphanies/ that's a new definition to your own worst enemy

- Pharoahe Monch -
 11 years ago '04        #17
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Artist: Common
Song: Embrace the Chaos

It's like I wrote for freedom
My god sticks in
"You gon' have to tote for freedom"
I awoke in the p.m.
To let my folks know it's gonna
Be a brighter, there's light that shines on the corner
In the dawn of the chaos, I try not to be
A pawn or a player
So nights I stay up
Write words, for me it's like a prayer
Knowing it'll be, I put it in the air
And stare at the emotions of those in the commotion
Hoping its the chaos that we grow from
Opened a cold one, build with warriors that hold gun
For the same prize, our souls run
From they window, they see no sun
I say "Revolution, when he gon' come?"
Yes he came, in way that may seem strange
Only through chaos will we ever see strange

Artist: Big L
Song: NY's Freestyle

I be twistin bi*ches alot, have em sit on this c*ck
I wasn't prepared for this, I wrote my sh*t on the spot
I be droppin like early August, late July
Wit tracks that'll make you cry, hate you die
Stop frontin, you got no dough, might a had, but not no mo'
You mad cuz I knocked yo' hoe
While cops watch me, I got cats that watch po-po
My block loco, don't need a crew I rock solo (what)
Or wit my n*gga Gruff
These f*g**t n*ggas ain't as rich as us
I need chicks to lust, smoke my weed mixed wit dust
Go ahead and let your crew soup you up
In the ambulance, gon' have to come and scoop you up
fu*k wit my last soul, my new sh*t is goin past gold
And if you don't agree, you's a a**hole
Mark my word, you gon' make me pump the bird
And spark this herb, to homicide chomp the curb, ya heard?
I never hesitate to bump my gun
Harlem World, y'all know where the fu*k I'm from

Artist: Big L
Song: Back up off me

Put the mic down and f!ght now
That's up to you, I got no love for you or that counterfeit clown you with
I might let this this four pound spit and leave your crown split
fu*k you and fu*k who you down with
Yo, I clap at you then clap at you game with accurate aim
Blow off more than half of your brain for actin insane
You whack in this game I can see me now macking ya dame
Snappin ya pockets and snatchin ya chains
sh*t I roll with cats that will attack in the rain
Be in the Benz or in the back of the train
Or the city bus, crones be hideous no-one I really trust
They call me Willie Hudge the way I mack these sillys.luts
And right now I'm on top of the world
So when you see me comin through put a lock on ya girl
 11 years ago '04        #18
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Oh and another motherfu*ker who was ILL and HEAVY with the punchlines (PUN intended on the heavy and the usage of the word PUN)...Damn This fat motherfu*ker could rhyme his a.ss off...R.I.P.

Artist: Big Pun
Song: The Dream Shatterer

Aiyyo I shatter dreams like Jordan, a.ssault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack n*gga with the worst rap
cause he ain't worth jack
Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back
I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull
Master the flow, n*ggaz be swearin I'm blacker than coal
Like Nat King, I be rappin and tounge's packin
The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns
It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony... Montana
You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana
C'mon pana we be mob rhymers
Feel the marijuana, snake bite, anaconda
A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona
Sometimes rhymin I blow my own mind like Nirvana
Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna
Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda grammar

[Chorus]
When you awaken, your manhood'll be taken
Fakin like you Satan when I'm the rhymin abomination

[Big Pun]
I'm pure adrenaline, uncut, straight to the gut, medicine
Raw cure for pain I coat your brain like polyurethane
Simple and plain, I'll explain it in layman terms
If you came to learn how to make fire, I'ma make it burn!
Higher and hotter than lava this scholar advisor is smart as MacGyver
To put honor inside the heart of a liar
involved in a life of crime (crime!) fu*k it I like the shine (shine!) Up in the white and lime (lime!) Comes with the pipe design
Plushed out! (No doubt!) Both pockets about to bust out
If you not in it for the spinach, GET THE fu*k OUT!
Take a hike, we can even battle to make it right
Go 'head lace the mic, you finished? Say good night
Head to head in the street, I'll leave you dead in your feet
Settlin beef, I'll even let you rhyme to the Benjamin beat
But it won't matter, you dreams still gon' shatter
It's a long ladder to climb, and mine is known to stagger
So get outta town, 'fore I hit you with the loudest sound
you ever heard; desert bird player you outta bounds

[Big Pun]
You know the Pun'll diss you if your whole steez is unofficial
I'll come and get you and let the desert eez tounge kiss you
With one pistol and two clips, I'll make your crew do flips
like acrobatics, I'm charismatic, my gat is magic
It makes rappers disappear, whipser in your ear
Crystal clear, come here, let me kiss your tears
Everything you fear is here, you ain't got to search further
The first murder's the worst, now I thirst further
for reverse birth, every verse hurts, every curse word's
already more offending than Eddie Murph's worst
I thirst for blood like a vampire
Any man claimin his game's tighter - IS A GOD DAMN LIAR!
I set him on fire, retire your train of thought
Drain a quart of blood out your brain and leave you insane in the dark
The king of New York! Lays his crown in the Boogie Down
And sprays the town, with a Mac hoodied down
I'm no joke! I soak your face with a sweeper
Die in disgrace, or face your death through the speaker
 11 years ago '05        #19
daliff89 1 heat pts
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Ay-yo my murderous rap verbal attack is actual fact
Tactical tracks match perfectly with graphical stats
Half a you lack the magical dap of tragical rap
That tackles you back and shackles and laughs at you
That's...the mathematical madness I'm on, the savage, the strong
The marriage, a bond of havoc and song
This massacre's on as if Picasso laced you
There's lotsa hateful skeletons locked
in the closet of my castle of Grayskull
I'm possum at grade school, that's why I have to debate you
My raps are like Capel, slashin' your face, you
That's how a master degrades you
I'm battlin' Jesus (hay-soos) if he passes through my label
I'm snatchin' his halo
God I pray that you send my father back as an angel
Language is fatal and it's hypnotizin'
I'm only emphasizin', I'm still all about business and enterprisin'
I'm super lyrical, a brain boosts the chemicals
That's used contenicals inside of my mental projectable

My sh*t bang like a clock
I pull your chain till it pop
Put one in your brain for fu*kin wit the creme of the crop
Sayin I'm hot, while you playin I'm blazin the spot
Makin you bop, makin my way to the top
Breakin the lock, takin a shot at the title
Ready to rock at my rivals
Like Pac everything I drop is the Bible
Cop it on vinyl, there's just a little cursing
If you want ya head to burst
Play it in reverse, you'll hear the devil's version

- Big Pun -
 11 years ago '04        #20
Da Ill One|M 4602 heat pts4602
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^^ Yes sir...Pun was that dude with his sh*t...his flow was beyond ILL...like lightyears beyond ILL
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