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 12 years ago '04        #21
UknowWhatItIs 
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anything that involves Herc and police work makes me laugh

especially when Bunks like "you dont mess with my murders you simple fu*k!"
Herc: HEY YOURE TALKING TO A SERGEANT HERE!
Bunk: ahh fu*k your stripes

Hercs funny as fu*k cuz he think he da man and sh*t since he caught royce getting a blowjob
 12 years ago '04        #22
UknowWhatItIs 
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also when Randy gets stomped at school they show Dookie dip from the f!ght scene... lmao
 12 years ago '04        #23
B1aze 1 heat pts
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 youngvito18 said:
For real. . . . . . is it with the gay cop and the chick with the dreads she goes see in Season 4. . . .
YESSIR..
 12 years ago '04        #24
jsmooth-117 12 heat pts12
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nah B all of yall is missin it or maybe it is just me that found this sh*t funny in the last episode of season 4 when omar walked back into prop joe shop tryn to sale those drugs back Method Man was like "how bout we take yo f*g**t a.ss in the back and get into some diabloical sh*t you feel me " Omar was like "oh i feel you SOUNDS like a plan, but i dont kno tho joe you think Omar go give it up " aye when OMAR said that sh*t his voice and how he was lookin was funny as sh*t to me
 12 years ago '04        #25
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hahahahaha when mike beat up the lil homie and then smacked nay like a bi*ch
 12-05-2006, 12:31 PM         #26
crunkynmunky  OP
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when they had that n*gga byrd locked up and they all start whooping his a.ss and omar said that he sure does know how to bring out the best in people.
 12-05-2006, 12:44 PM         #27
ItsYaboyJay  OP
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 UknowWhatItIs said:
also when Randy gets stomped at school they show Dookie dip from the f!ght scene... lmao



Or when Bunk and McNulty were doing the stakeout on The Greek in Season 2, and Bunk explains to him what kind of suit he is wearing and how he can tell from the buttons and how McNulty doesn't know sh*t because he's a drunk a.ss bum and McNulty says "You know what they call a guy that pays that much attention to his clothes" and Bunk responds "Yeah, a grown-up!"


McNulty f*cking damn near every woman he comes across except Kima is funny.

McNulty is wasted after a night of drinking and from a bar calls Elena, who hangs up on him. Barely able to sit behind the wheel, he leaves the bar to drive home and sideswipes a bridge abutment while making a turn. Undaunted, he backs up to try the turn again, to improve on his technique, but crashes his car even harder, damaging the front end severely. Nursing a bleeding hand, he goes to a nearby restaurant, and proceeds to pick up a waitress, spending the rest of the night having wild s3x at her apartment.

^^^Episode 21 (a.k.a. Episode 8 in Season 2)

Or when Omar sells Prop Joe back his own sh*t and Cheese & Slim Charles is trippin!

 12 years ago '05        #28
youngvito18 8 heat pts
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when Old Face Andre gets dropped off by Slim where Chris and Snoop are waiting, and when Chris say he gonna k!ll him fast and painless Old Face Andre starts talkin bout why he dont wanna die in the row houses, and how they got rats..................

n*gga you gonna be dead rats wont be a problem
 12-05-2006, 01:36 PM         #29
ItsYaboyJay  OP
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Nall I remember the funniest is when Chris threw Snoop's nail gun in the harbor. Snoop had that look on her face and was pissed the f*ck off, she told that n*gga Chris "Ay, You owe me eight-hundred on that bi*ch" in that country a.ss accent!
 12 years ago '04        #30
jsmooth-117 12 heat pts12
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aye itsyaboyjay that the truth is what you speak B that sh*t was funny as fu*k kidd
 12 years ago '04        #31
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 youngvito18 said:
For real. . . . . . is it with the gay cop and the chick with the dreads she goes see in Season 4. . . .

No. The broad with the dreads is her "wife" or whatever...In Season 3 she was cheating on her with some bad bi*ch with some serious knockers
 12 years ago '04        #32
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Whenever Stringer was punking Bodie and Poot and the other n*ggas in season 3.

D'angelo in season 1 when he thought Weebay was gonna k!ll him

Bunk to Snoop:

Bunk: I'm thinking about some pus*y
Snoop: Me TOOO!

The look on Poot face when Herc said to Carver "How about a handjob" in season 3
 12 years ago '05        #33
BurninLz 31 heat pts31
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"hows she tickin joe?"

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT"

"you know wut the plural of pus*y is? PUSSS-IIII"

"they dont have the hunny nut?"

everytime sum1 like marlo stringer or avon talk bout omar they like "that c*cksucker" , one time marlos like "that bushwacker"


pretty much every time i see cedric daniels i bust out laughing


everythin albert says in the troubled kids class is funny
 12-06-2006, 12:34 AM         #34
ItsYaboyJay  OP
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^^^


Nall Delonda, Wee-bey's wife and Namond's mother is the funniest person out of everybody on the show......


"Wait til Bey hear's about this" LMFAO ROTFLMAO!

"You scared to go to baby bookings!"

Remember she hoe'd the f*ck out of Bodie, Bunny and Namond, the only n*gga that can control her is Wee-Bey.


Sh*t she should be the mayor and the kingpin of Baltimore, aint nobody f*ckin with her!
 12 years ago '04        #35
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 BurninLz said:

pretty much every time i see cedric daniels i bust out laughing


everythin albert says in the troubled kids class is funny
 12 years ago '04        #36
UknowWhatItIs 
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season 2 when bodies gettin the stuff for Ds funeral and is like "yea he was a weak a.ss n*gga though"
 12 years ago '05        #37
rawchester 16 heat pts16
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fu*k that.. the thread starter done said the funniest thing.. whn cutty's trying to get money for the gym and he's all serious, avon and slim is look serious a.ss fu*k.. then they just break out laughing at Cutty

Cutty - "avon, i need like$10 000 to start the gym"

Slim and Avon laughing their fu*kin a.sses of "Slim go get him $15 000"

ooooo, i know y'all remember Ziggy stupid a.ss, buying the duck that bracelet for 2 grand and putting it around the ducks neck... then that fool k!ll the duck cus he lets it take shots of whisky.. lmao.. Ziggy a fool... plus he alwaays got punked for his packs..
 12 years ago '05        #38
Suavebeatz 35 heat pts35
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Them gay a.ss convos Herc and Carver use to have about fu*kin the Olsin twins

Beginnin of this season when Omar went to get cereal and all the lil n*ggaz was runnin off the block screamin "Omar Cominnn"

The way Stringer got k!lled was funny to me...soon as dude tried to talk sh*t they lit his a.ss up


Clay Davis gettin stringer for all that money and the lawyer laughin about the golden faucett sh*t lol


BUBS DEPOT

When the girl got sliced in the face Dookie goes over to the other girl and tried to cool her off with that ragedy a.ss fan he found on the ground


 12 years ago '05        #39
youngvito18 8 heat pts
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 Suavebeatz said:

When the girl got sliced in the face Dookie goes over to the other girl and tried to cool her off with that ragedy a.ss fan he found on the ground

lol, dookie is a smart kid but some of his actions were suspect......fannin the chick off, running sprints when f!ghts popped off, peekin in the room when Mike was gonna fu*k that girl.......being all happy when he was on that computer, lol,


and i know they call hom Dookie because that n*gga smells like sh*t, but after makin money on the corner is he gonna keep that name, you cant be a boss and let n*ggas keep callin you Dookie............can you????
 12-06-2006, 07:19 AM         #40
Coooooold  OP
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Albert- "fu*k you, you cheesface bi*ch!"

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Namond- "Mr. Colvin............fu*k. YOU.!"

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Chris- "n*gga, "why" ain't even in ya repetoire no more."

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Cheese- "You know who got the fattest a.sses and pussies: MIDGETS"

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Chris- Aht, you ain't gon' be here long.

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Delonda- You stay the fu*k away from my son, you scared to go to baby

booking: Get yo a.ss in the damn house!

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Mike's mom: Where's Bug daddy?

Mike: He ain't coming back.a

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Bunk dancing to the O'Jays in the street while searching for Marlo's bodies.

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Snoop: You hungry? Want some Chi-neeese?

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Snoop's face when Chris was mookin' Mike's step dad.

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All the damn bodies that Chris and Snoop dropped. DAMN!

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When Avon was gettin' on that scary a.ss referee a.ss in that basketball

game in Season 1: Make the call man!

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Wee Bey watching a NBA game, THEN gettin' rid of ol' girl's body.

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Ol' boy's reaction when Kimmie shot his a.ss when Omar robbed the Co-op's

WHOLE shipment.

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Ol' boy in the "Corner Kid" class tellin' the other kid:

"I want some crab cakes and a coke and hurry that sh*t up."


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Senator Clay Davis: I did it for YOU Clarence, for you, me, and the rest

of the team!


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Senator Clay Davis: Some federal muthafu*ka come thru the door, I say

Heeeey, it's all in the game, but BALTIMORE CITY PO-LICE, shiiiiiit, can't

be happenin!


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Man fu*k The Bunk!

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Sgt Landsman reading them pus*y magazines in his office.

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