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 12 years ago '05        #51
lakersboy03 7 heat pts
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"So Pimpin BE EASY quit catchin feelings
cuz you worth a couple hundred grand and I'm worth millions
Nobody thinkin bout you plus yo beef ain't legit
So please stay off the T. I. P. of my d*ck"


Ludacris - Stomp

 11-13-2006, 05:32 PM         #52
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Luda - please stay off the T I P of my d*ck
:wow:


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 11-13-2006, 06:36 PM         #53
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 gngstr357 said
oh man cant beleave nobody said anythign about supa ugly..

Me and the boy AI got more in common
Than just ballin and rhymin get it, more in Carmen
I came in your bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep
Left condoms on your baby seat
Yeah n*gga the gloves is off, the love is done
It's whatever, whenever, however n*gga one
And since you infatuated with sayin that gay sh*t
Yes you was kissin my d*ck when you was kissin that bi*ch
:applause: :applause:

He destroyed that n*gga with that one.

 12 years ago '06        #54
Cezaroh 1 heat pts
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This is how we do it on our side
Any of you n*ggas from New York that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't singing,
We bringing drama
fu*k you and your mother f*cking mama.
We gonna k!ll all you mother f*ckers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fu*kin opinion
Well this is how we gon' do this:
fu*k Mobb Deep,
fu*k Biggie,
fu*k Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fu*kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then fu*k you too.
2pac hit em up was hard as fuc* first time i heard it

 12 years ago '04        #55
JoeyAvalanche 1 heat pts
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"One was naaahhh the other was Illmatic/
thats one hot album every 10 years average.

Imagine Nas hearing those lines

 11-13-2006, 07:51 PM         #56
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That's one every let's say two, two of them sh*ts was due

 JoeyAvalanche said
"One was naaahhh the other was Illmatic/
thats one hot album every 10 years average.
that is just mean the only one i could see that just cut nas deep.

 12 years ago '05        #57
Nickel 118 heat pts118
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 JoeyAvalanche said
"One was naaahhh the other was Illmatic/
thats one hot album every 10 years average.

Imagine Nas hearing those lines

that honestly hurt me....no lie....that cut deep

 12 years ago '05        #58
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 str8_akademiks said
"Mac put a lid on it, fu*k with me, I k!ll your whole fu*king family, you can put your kid on it" - Styles to beans
I forgot all about that. That line is grimey as fu*k

 12 years ago '04        #59
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you a fu*kin joke, if you was really sellin coke//
then what the fu*k you stop for dummy//
if you sloose some crack, you make a lot more money//
then you do from rap//

slimshady-nail in the coffin



and that limp bizkit diss by em, sh*t was hard

[Intro - Eminem]
Hey yo dawg
I got some sh*t on my motherfu*kin chest that
I need to get off cause, if I don't
I'ma fu*kin explode, or somethin
Now look - this is a story about
some little fu*kin girls that I know
It goes like this..

[Verse 1]
It's so easy for me to make enemies any more it's sickening
People are lookin for an excuse to jump on my sh*tlist
Stickin their noses in sh*t that isn't none of their business
I never asked, cared, gave a fu*k, or wanted opinions
Now I'm in the position that, I don't wanna be in - sh*t
I never had no beef with your corny son of a bi*ches
But now the sh*t is broke and you can't do nothin to fix it
So I'm tellin you right now - motherfu*k a Limp Bizkit
Now I'ma be real, B-Real was real
He ain't say sh*t the whole time me and Whitey was beefin, see he chill
He was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral
I'd have never involved my crew if it wasn't for Pupils
Peoples, whatever your backpackin cypherin name is
Had I not opened a magazine and seen what you sayin and
I'da never involved you, but you had to add your two pennies
Now I gotta go grab my sh*tlist and add some new enemies
Hit the studio and I'll admit, I had a few in me
fu*k it, I roasted you, I ain't mad at you any
But let it be known that song was never released, it leaked
I'da never gave you that much attention intentionally
Then I look on the TV, now look who's mentionin me
That little fu*kin weasel, DJ Lethal, on MTV
After I gave you props in that song, you on national TV
Talkin bout Everlast is gonna whip my a.ss when he sees me?
Come on dawg, you was supposed to be on that song
Talkin bout how bad you hate him, now you all on his thong?
What's wrong? You scared, and Fred, you said you was dissin him too
I shoulda knew better than to listen to you
You fu*kin sissy, up on stage, screamin how people hate you
They don't hate you
They just think you're corny since Christina played you
And how dare you motherfu*kers that try to diss me back
That's a sissy act, and don't call me kissin my a.ss
Cause I swear to God this ain't just a song I'm tryin to pre-warn you
Lethal when I fu*kin see you dawg I'm swingin on you!
Motherfu*kers must think cause I'm in trouble with the law
that I won't jaw 'em, up my sentence and double it tomorrow

[Chorus]
Y'all some - girrrrls - y'all are some god damn girls
Why do you act this way? - Why do you act this way huh?
Why do y'all act like fu*kin sissies you pussies
keep talkin sh*t behind my back you just some bi*ches for that
And we all knowwww - we all know, hah
How fu*kin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In-fu*kin-dent me's and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow dowwwn

[Hook]
Now I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask
is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
and I won't put you in 'em
Cuz I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask
is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
and I won't put you in 'em

[Verse 2]
Now see if you diss me and I respond, the beef is on
But if I help you sell one record
and I see you at a show, I'll strip you nekkid
See I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends
Now I got five dawgs that'll die for me like I'll die for them
I'll f!ght for them, swing or shoot like I f!ght for Kim
All of 'em been with me through this fu*ked up life that I'm in
That goes for all of my dogs, from Royce to Dre
From Xzibit to Mel-Man, 'til I'm hoist away
in my coffin I'll never soften no matter how often I'm tested
I'll never give a fu*k, I won't never be interested
Love me or hate me as much as Fred wants to be hated
I will solemnly stand by every statement I stated
This sh*t that I been through my pencil never could pencil
But I will never be this gullible ever again no (nope)
Next time I'll know when someone's copyin off me
I'm not bein c*cky, I just know when somebody's mockin me
I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger (hey!)
I say "fu*k Christina" he says "fu*k Christina" but meaner
So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
I'm peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with
And as for Lethal, don't forget what I said
I'm fu*kin you up punk, you're dead! Don't think that I'm playin
And fu*k BIZKIT! Cause I know you're sayin fu*k D-12
Only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves

[Chorus]
You little - girrrrls - motherfu*kin females
Why do you act this way? - Why do y'all act this way huh?
Why do y'all act like fu*kin sissies you pussies
keep talkin sh*t behind my back you just some bi*ches for that
And we all knowwww - now we all know the truth
How fu*kin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In-fu*kin-dent me's and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow dowwwn

[Hook]
Now I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask
is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
and I won't put you in 'em
Cuz I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask
is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
and I won't put you in it

[Outro]
And that's it, that's all there is to it dawg
If you didn't wanna do the fu*kin song
don't say you're down with doin the fu*kin song
and then back out at the last minute
And then go on motherfu*kin MTV talkin about
Everlast can whip my motherfu*kin a.ss
If you're scared of Whitey Ford dog
just say you're scared of Whitey Ford, that's it
That's all you had to fu*kin say, I wouldn'ta said sh*t
I woulda backed off, did the motherfu*kin song myself
and not put you motherfu*kers in it, that's all
Now I ain't even on no rap sh*t no more
I'm on some fu*kin-you-up sh*t when I see you
And I will see you too; oh, and by the way Fred
That wasn't an accident
I didn't mean to give you a play at the Music Awards
Haha..

 11-14-2006, 06:34 AM         #60
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My name should be Mack Eleven/ I'm a higher calibre MC, theres no question - B-Real

Ask Canibus/ He ain't understanding this/ cos 99% of his fans don't exist - LL Cool J

 11-14-2006, 06:37 AM         #61
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 bdboy04 said
i am bout dollars what the fuk is 50 cent-JAY-z
Quite a few people have quoted this... despite the fact that it's not even a diss. It was on S. Carter vol 3, which was released in 1999, well before 50 Cent was anywhere near major. He hadn't even released his first LP Power Of The Dollar yet, meaning Wanksta, In Da Club and the rest of his breakthrough sh*t was over 3 years (Get Rich was his 3rd album) away... basically nobody knew who he was.

So anyway the quote goes "I'm about a dollar, what the fu*k is fifty cents", not 50 Cent.

 11-14-2006, 06:40 AM         #62
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yeah that line ja rule said about em

 12 years ago '06        #63
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Now watch me rip the tatt from ya arm/
Kick u in your groin, stick u for ya van Gard award/
In front of ya mom, ya first,second and third born/
have ya wife get on the horn and call minister farakan/

-Canibus diss to LL cool J




fu*k the spectulation talk over/
n*gga dig this, Im about to *Sun Kiss* like the soda

You bout to really make me hurt u kiss, Spittin candy bars/
This n*gga sweeter than a Hershey kiss/

Kiss u broke,talking about u roc'd yourself out/
when i see u, u gon really wish u knocked yourself out/
Running with seig,need the whole lox to help out/
its just me, I dont need the Roc to help out/

-Bean's diss to Jadakiss CRAZYYYY

 12 years ago '05        #64
BONZ! 15 heat pts15
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 catch21 said
Quite a few people have quoted this... despite the fact that it's not even a diss. It was on S. Carter vol 3, which was released in 1999, well before 50 Cent was anywhere near major. He hadn't even released his first LP Power Of The Dollar yet, meaning Wanksta, In Da Club and the rest of his breakthrough sh*t was over 3 years (Get Rich was his 3rd album) away... basically nobody knew who he was.

So anyway the quote goes "I'm about a dollar, what the fu*k is fifty cents", not 50 Cent.


History lesson for you..............

It is a diss, this was jay-Zs line in response to 50s How to Rob.

History lesson over

:applause:

 11-14-2006, 08:23 AM         #65
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 BONZ! said


History lesson for you..............

It is a diss, this was jay-Zs line in response to 50s How to Rob.

History lesson over

:applause:
tru dat 50 said "what jigga just sell bout 4 milli got something to live for/ dont wanna see an n*gga put 4 in that bentley coup door"

50 was a huge name on the street way before he dropped get rich or die tryin he had like 6 or 7 mixtapes. But u was sippin tea and crumpets in england u wouldnt know bout that.


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 12 years ago '06        #66
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"What's up n*ggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what? You been on my d*ck n*gga, you love my style, n*gga" NAS

he could've stopped the song right there and still k!lled Jay-Z

 12 years ago '04        #67
JiggZ 6 heat pts
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suck my d*ck wit sh*t on the tip of it

the ghost

 11-14-2006, 09:26 AM         #68
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 OMEGAMAN said
And you can't spit, so you obviously must swallow.-Masta Ace

Contest is over.
Yep... That's pretty much one of the best lines i've EVER heard.................

 11-14-2006, 11:44 AM         #69
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"when did it become cool for danielson to diss mister miagi" gillie da kid

 12 years ago '04        #70
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when Jada dissed the roc about aaliyah,towards beans: "imma make ya visit ya mans girl"

 12 years ago '06        #71
Don Kaliko 16 heat pts16
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 Jorge Da 6'2" said
Thats Why I Fu*ked Yo Bit*H U Fat MotherFu*ker--
Tupac - Hit Em Up
dats jus wut I was about to say lol..

 12 years ago '04        #72
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 Jorge Da 6'2" said
Thats Why I Fu*ked Yo Bit*H U Fat MotherFu*ker--
Tupac - Hit Em Up


First thing that popped into my head too

 11-14-2006, 12:30 PM         #73
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the whole song Ether by Nas, greatest diss track of all time in my eyes

"i rock hoes you rock fellas"

"rockafella died of aids and thats who you chose to name your company after?"

"you 33 years old still takin karate, yous a tai-bo ho"

thats just a few off the top of my head, theres plenty better ones


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