Let's take a closer look at the streaming tears and High Estrogen levels of my Full House.
I had a 2 and a 4, and I said fu*k it, cause you never know what the flop is going to bring... for real. And what did the flop bring? A 2 and a $, just like it could have brought a K and a Q, all the cards in the deck have the same chanse as flopping as all the other cards, so their is absolutely no reason to complain... So I went ahead and miled my TWO PAIR and what do you know, another 2 came up... Full House.
So people need to quit bi*ching, whining, and complaining, damn... I swear, if somebody did that sh*t to me, then good job. Hats off, you deserve a piece of melted cheese on a Kunquat.
Good fu*kin' Riddance.