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 12-14-2006, 10:18 AM         #101
S-A-K  OP
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"n*ggas like, “Hov, why don’t you get at Ol’ boy?”
Why k!ll a puppet and leave Geppetto alive?
Why not wait to catch them all together?
That’s why you dig one big hole, one time"

Oh sh*t sorry that was Jay murdering tha dips sorry my mistake

"Real n*ggas like, “Why Hov talking to Dude?”
He sellin them lil tools, only time you went plat
My chain was on your neck, that’s a natural fact
So I’m prayin’ that it spills outside of the booth
That’s when ya’ll n*ggas outside of your truth
Outside of your league, that’s not what you do
n*ggas throwin Roc signs outside of your Coupe"

oh sorry so was that damn sorry

on to cams funny lines:

erm..........

 12-14-2006, 11:19 PM         #102
Aamad Appleby  OP
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What it do

 12 years ago '05        #103
Woodwin 3 heat pts
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 S-A-K said
"n*ggas like, “Hov, why don’t you get at Ol’ boy?”
Why k!ll a puppet and leave Geppetto alive?
Why not wait to catch them all together?
That’s why you dig one big hole, one time"

Oh sh*t sorry that was Jay murdering tha dips sorry my mistake

"Real n*ggas like, “Why Hov talking to Dude?”
He sellin them lil tools, only time you went plat
My chain was on your neck, that’s a natural fact
So I’m prayin’ that it spills outside of the booth
That’s when ya’ll n*ggas outside of your truth
Outside of your league, that’s not what you do
n*ggas throwin Roc signs outside of your Coupe"

oh sorry so was that damn sorry

on to cams funny lines:

erm..........
put on your seatbelt you might fall off jays d!ck

 12 years ago '04        #104
polorsport2345 8 heat pts
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hahaha.. u gotta love Cam'ron... dude got a personality

 12-15-2006, 03:17 AM         #105
urmom666  OP
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I collect the chickens, call me perdue.

My closets pet cemetary.

I'm the third little piggy, I'm-a fu*k wit' them bricks

 12 years ago '04        #106
shadow_boxer 2 heat pts
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CANDY COATED RAIN DROPS........IM SO FOR REAL

not exact but close I think


Last edited by shadow_boxer; 12-19-2006 at 04:13 PM.. Reason: spelling

 12-19-2006, 07:31 PM         #107
Escrow  OP
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I'll Bring the Diesel, but you won't see the Fu-Schnickens

 12 years ago '04        #108
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Cam'ron Is Halarious Lol

I Cant Knock Dipsets Style, Cuz They Got They Own Way Of Rapping Even Though They Not Lyrical They Some Funny a.ss n*ggas

 12 years ago '05        #109
THEINFAMOUS 21 heat pts21
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Just seen Paid In Full now im up in Blockbuster/ and im paid in full still on the Block, Buster

We got revolvers dog our joints cant jam/ but yall like Muggsy tho yall just can't jam

 12 years ago '04        #110
polorsport2345 8 heat pts
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 shadow_boxer said
CANDY COATED RAIN DROPS........IM SO FOR REAL

not exact but close I think
candy apple rain drop - i'm so for real

 12-22-2006, 04:14 PM         #111
Krazy K  OP
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 Cam'Ron - k!lla Cam said
Canary burgundy, I call it lemon red
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call 'em lemon heads
Lemon head, end up dead
Ice like Winnepeg
Gemstone, "Flinstones", you could say I'm friends with Fred
 Cam'Ron - Crown Me said
Ching ching I'm in
Bling my rims, I sing they spin
But my two 9Ms they the Ying Yang Twins
Cause they skeet skeet skeet from the window to the wall
From the ceiling to the floor with a feeling when you ball
Make ya mom cling
I'm into don things: Don-Don, Dona Caren, Don Corneilus, Don King
 Cam'Ron - Girls said
Yeah she come fast, so she leave quicker
Cause she c*m fast skeet skeet n*gga
 Cam'ron - Touch It Or Not said
My d!ck hard as a motherfu*ker
You don't what?! Tell that sh*t to another sucker (what I look like?)
I ain't no sucka, mama, come on fu*k the drama (fu*k that)
Pet, kiss it, then, lil pucker-rama (lil pucker-rama)
I'm so active, you being so drastic
Got something for ya face, fu*k pro-activ
 Cam'Ron - Get Em Daddy (Remix) said
Ain't no A.B. - I.O.U.
Y.B. That'll get 'em up in I.C.U.
Like I see you at the BP, shot 'em off G.P.
Guns from VA, PA, down to D.C.
D.O.A. if you short up on my P.C.
C-74 switched 'em over to P.C.
Like Chuck D, we the '06 P.E.
fu*k me why, I'm in the '06 G.T.
All about them G's B, we the B.G.
Byrd Gang Dipset, D.I.P. see
Like KRS-One, the great B.D.P.
You wanna join the crew, then you must see me, flee
 Cam'Ron-Gangsta said
We gonna eat whenever it's fish or pork
They thirsty and ready to take your burger, turkey and veggie
You ever work with machetes, I broke bread with billionaires that thought flippin' birds is petty
They soon serve with semis, my tune turn to envy
Ballon pop you know I burn a friendly
And pull cars off
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.......... (Umm umm dadado)
I'm so nice I took the last two bars off
I wasn't rappin' nuttin', I was wrappin' sumthing now that was stuntin'!
 Cam'Ron - Family Ties said
And I don't trust a ho, That's mother to baby mother
Motherfu*ker you look like a lady lover
I'll tuck slap her, dap her, plus clap her
Tell her drink cum, get drunk, it's nut cracker
 Cam'Ron - You Must Not Know said
Put in work with the glock
I been workin' alot
Juelz is human crack, sh*t I got work on ya block
And they smoke it up
Your label's like my coke
Shook it
Cooked it
ROCed it
Broke it up
Cam is a funny n*gga


Last edited by Krazy K; 12-22-2006 at 04:35 PM..

 12-22-2006, 04:42 PM         #112
Da_Hard_H1tta  OP
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Crunk music:
cuz in these streets you just hear Woo Woo, Wam Wam, beep beep

Adrenaline remix:
Put 'em on the Greyhound, ride it up to K-Town

 12 years ago '06        #113
bxdiplomat 109 heat pts109
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The marble's mad yep, the floors are heated

 12 years ago '06        #114
bxdiplomat 109 heat pts109
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I don't care who exist, the Exorcist moving bricks
Screw a chick....go outside and give the coupe a kiss!

 12 years ago '06        #115
bxdiplomat 109 heat pts109
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Should talk in sign language, ya'll don't deserve words

 12-24-2006, 06:45 PM         #116
midwestsk8er  OP
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you will never hear words like marry me, the only thing you gonna hear is suck it or not.

 12-24-2006, 07:18 PM         #117
yungwun1478  OP
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 midwestsk8er said
you will never hear words like marry me, the only thing you gonna hear is suck it or not.

lol thats not even a punchline

 12 years ago '05        #118
TCV|m 28 heat pts28
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 moneystacks99 said
its 'bi*ch is a renegade shell p!ss in your lemonade
and its lady at the 'frank' stand not front stand

 12-26-2006, 11:39 AM         #119
Joey C  OP
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"U Must Not Know Bout Me You Must Not Know Bout ME"

sorry but cam even remotly singin is humerous to me

 01-01-2007, 08:23 AM         #120
lewisl7  OP
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im on the westside of chicago lookin for a bustdown make me put my two arms up touchdown

lol

 01-03-2007, 03:14 AM         #121
HateWill666  OP
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 01-03-2007, 10:53 PM         #122
serius  OP
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First pile up in the rare,
I style up in my gear
Stallion of the year,
medallions in my ear
Whips on my fists,
houses on my wrists
Your budget on my neck,
your spouse on my d*ck

 01-04-2007, 12:21 AM         #123
quietpioneer  OP
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"u was born in 1963 u 36 yrs old....(a couple lines later) how the king of new york 40 and and he rockin opened toed sandals." somethin like that

 01-04-2007, 12:28 AM         #124
REGULATOR  OP
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His Raps Suck Worse Than I Thought After Readin Some Of This Thread

 12 years ago '06        #125
Mr.M 1 heat pts
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Im the prince that sold Prince Purple Rain

suck my d*ck through my d*ckies


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