Mike Blitz said:
6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).
We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
your arguements are flawed, over the last five years, American Football has been at an all time high for attendance and ratings.... Not only in america, but overseas. People love american football and I
that you think any linebacker in the NFL couldn't destroy your tough rugby players in a half second. Even with padding you wouldn't do anything but curl in a fetal position after having your head jammed through your shoulder blades.
as for baseball, your completely a.ss-backwards, I hate it but it's huge across the globe. it's not even an american game anymore, hispanics have adopted it as their past time more so then americans and it's also huge in japan & china, but apparently you were unaware because your not in the 2.15% of the people in the know.