Post some of the funniest Rap lines Ever

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 04-16-2006, 07:32 PM         #1
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Young Writer 
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Post some of the funniest Rap lines Ever
 

 
Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes

I'll jam, move, and slump ya
Leave ya body in Ranch Cucamunga with ants moving under

image Juelz Santana

I'm so mean and nice, with the things I write
Jesus might say "Jesus Christ!"

image he outta control

They like cut it out you slackin, But I bust it out in rappin
Can you name a n*gga better without me bustin out and laughin?

18 comments for "Post some of the funniest Rap lines Ever"

 12 years ago '04        #2
refuze 343 heat pts343
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Umm yeah this thread definitely belongs to Dipset and their whackness

I'll contribute though

cmon Cam'ron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy
how can you be from a city so black
and bust sh*tty lyrics thats whick whick whack
-afroman
 04-16-2006, 07:34 PM         #3
remixdapics  OP
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 Young Writer said:
Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes

I'll jam, move, and slump ya
Leave ya body in Ranch Cucamunga with ants moving under

Juelz Santana

I'm so mean and nice, with the things I write
Jesus might say "Jesus Christ!"

he outta control

They like cut it out you slackin, But I bust it out in rappin
Can you name a n*gga better without me bustin out and laughin?
^^^^
Those lines are weak hmmm... i wonder what ur favortie group is


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 04-16-2006, 07:36 PM         #4
Young Writer  OP
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bi*ch n*gga, walk with a switch n*gga
Why you switch n*gga?, talk high pitched n*gga?
You know how we get n*ggas?
 04-16-2006, 07:37 PM         #5
Young Writer  OP
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 refuze said:
Umm yeah this thread definitely belongs to Dipset and their whackness

I'll contribute though



-afroman

they aint suppose to be tight thats the point of the thread
 12 years ago '06        #6
Full Clip 78 heat pts78
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You know why my heads so numb?
Cuz my grandmother sucked my d*ck and I didnt cum

-bizarre
 12 years ago '04        #7
refuze 343 heat pts343
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 Full Clip said:
You know why my heads so numb?
Cuz my grandmother sucked my d*ck and I didnt cum

-bizarre
wow
 04-16-2006, 08:17 PM         #8
jthamind  OP
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"it's prolly ya'll, cuz i ain't akward at all/ i just like to walk through the mall, stop and talk to the wall"

--Eminem
 04-16-2006, 08:20 PM         #9
BlazeA50  OP
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 Full Clip said:
You know why my heads so numb?
Cuz my grandmother sucked my d*ck and I didnt cum

-bizarre
you laugh at that??


"Wife told me to cut down on my cheatin// Started fu*kin midgets, kept creepin" - Ras Kass
 12 years ago '04        #10
Hustler_101 1 heat pts
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"Ill still whoop your a.ss, you 36 in a karate class? you Tae-bo HOe"
 12 years ago '05        #11
g0tt1 211 heat pts211
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I wanna k!ll myself! I'm still debatin
In front of a baptist church, masturbatin
Prayin to Satan - think I'm crazy cause I smoke crack
live on the mat in a two-family flat? (fu*k it)
Tired of gettin hit in the face with a broom
My moms on her period, my dad's in my room (Daddy no!)
I got ten rocks and I need to get out
I sold them in five minutes, at my own damn hause (Moms smoke crack)
My poor grandmother, God bless her soul
The bi*ch got AIDS (aww) she just waitin to die of a cold (hahaha)
There's three things that keep me from bein a Nazi
I'm black, a f*g, and my dad's Liberace

-bizarre
 12 years ago '04        #12
refuze 343 heat pts343
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 04-16-2006, 08:46 PM         #13
bliss24  OP
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and i dont really think that they can take it... i always let my nuts hang... .. like i was doin pushups nekkid........
3minem
 12 years ago '05        #14
bertuzzi44 
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This bi*ch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
You swallow c*m bi*ch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"

-slim shady
 04-16-2006, 09:14 PM         #15
queens158  OP
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stab yu in ya stomach and watch yu while ya guts' split,
cut yu with the razor that i use to shave my nuts with

....stole ya mothers acura, wrecked it, and sold it back to her

-eminem
 04-16-2006, 09:47 PM         #16
GR2004  OP
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They say this kid be rude like this can't be true
I suck my own d*ck like if I had a rib removed

Royce Da 5'9

DJ Clue? - What The Beat (Feat Method Man,Eminem & Royce Da 5'9).
 04-16-2006, 09:51 PM         #17
datboyb  OP
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roodi tooti fruity looie what i need you to do this that jump stop beathe hoody hooo
plat plat tat wtf


cam'ron sh*t aint make sense
 04-16-2006, 10:34 PM         #18
"ToNy TiPz"  OP
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Whatz Hood Ya'll

I Personally Thought That Just The Whole Concept Of Nelly Saying "I Am Number 1!!!" Was Funny.
But On A Serious Note. I Quite Like..

"Now I Couldnt Imagine Why U G'z Would Wanna Listen To
Just Some Kids, Women & A Lot Of Homos3xuals"
- T.I. "99 Problems (But Lil Flip Aint One)"
 04-16-2006, 10:42 PM         #19
Scribbler  OP
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"Yo 50, you say yo sh*t is bomb and gunproof
Well, fu*k it. IM'A THROW A GRENADE THRU THE SUNROOF!
Your sh*t blew, not because of your rhymes
But cuz in every interview, you kept saying 'I got shot nine times"
-Big Sty "Itz a Problem"
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