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 12 years ago '04        #21
~G~ 
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man Jeezy sucks a.ss...
 02-13-2006, 06:26 PM         #22
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 ~G~ said:
man Jeezy sucks a.ss...
jeezy>lil wayne
 12 years ago '04        #23
Superstar 
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"you woulda thought i had a fan the way i blow dat money"
 02-13-2006, 06:52 PM         #24
jazzy_fizzle  OP
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I never smile, aint sh*t funny
jeezy maguire, show me the money......

Jeezy on the mic, I make it winter time
chickens on the menu, I hope its dinner time...

I remember nights, when I aint remember nights
damn near went crazy, had ot get it right
Im your favorite rappers, favorite rapper
Im your favorite trappers, favorite trapper.......

Thats why I got these glass pot and this triple beam
I tell em money talk, like charlie sheen.......


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 02-13-2006, 07:04 PM         #25
305_Movement  OP
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"its ludacris how they ride down I-20 wit dem bricks"

"here i stand...a grown a.ss man...all by mah self..a grown a.ss man...a young n*gga, wit some grown a.ss plans..but dont point fingers, you dont kno dat man...u dun kno his heart..u dun kno his pain...u aint lookin thru dat scope u dun kno his aim..minus all da videos, stickers, and flyers..most of these rappers are compulsive liars...they cant help it...they need some help..tell me wut kinda n*gga tell lies to self...then turn around n tell tha same lies to his fans...disney world n*ggas in fantasy land..i came to wake u n*ggas up...u mus b dreamin..tha sh*t aint addin up it aint wat ya seemin...n*ggas outa order like soda machines...n jeezy keep tha cola like soda machines..." YEAHHHH

- "We Tried to Tell 'Em" - Trap or Die Mixtape

"Give me tha whole bag, I aint trippin on da push/
In a world wit big meats, got mo money dan George Bush//
So n*gga, I undastand Em/
I aint eva seen da leader of our nation in a Phantom//


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 12 years ago '06        #26
SideK1ck 
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aint a punchline but i always liked this line

" i got diarhea flow, i sh*t on ni99as"
 12 years ago '04        #27
escaladedriver9 
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he doesnt have many

iced out belt buckle they never had a chance
i dropped 60 grand just to hold up my pants

and 1 night, 8 bi*ches, 10 bottles of criss
40 grand spent just to make you glance at my wrist

They place orders, so I bake cakes
I'm a bodybuilder, pump a lotta weight

Let me show you what I stand fo,
Jesus Schwarzenegger call me commando
On that Remy Martin, n*gga matta fact
I ain't Fat Joe but I can make em lean back
Save your ammo don't waste it
Got him dodgin bullets like he in the matrix
 02-13-2006, 07:46 PM         #28
mj678770  OP
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stacks on deck fu*k whut a hata thank
lot of dead white boyz equal money in tha bank
 12 years ago '05        #29
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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the hottest shyt he said was "i just ordered me a charger, cocain white, white paint white wheels, i call it the snow mobile"
 02-13-2006, 08:23 PM         #30
M15  OP
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 MURDAMAZE said:
^^Damnnnn son he said that?!??!?? jeezy is a beast


u cant be serious
 02-13-2006, 08:24 PM         #31
YoungPimpin  OP
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"I'm back..Mister Magic City..blowing color purple..i'll make it rain on ya forehead..thought I had a fan the way i blow that money..you wouldve thought I had a plan the way i throw that money..the feds outside and they checking his tags...but still the boy move with a hell of a swag.."

"..what more can I say, its like my gift and my curse..to fail or succeed, I dont know whats worse.."

"..they say i aint lyrical, I wasnt trying to impress yall n*ggas..if hating was a crime, they'd arrest yall n*ggas.."

"..critics say I cant make an album better than my first one, the way I feel, that'll probably be my worse one..and every one after that, we will be better than my last..so real talk, yall can kiss my a.ss.."

I'm Back..off that Can't Ban The Snowman Mixtape.
 02-13-2006, 08:27 PM         #32
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 M15 said:


u cant be serious
jeezy addlibs>>joe buddens punchlines

get mad f*g
 02-13-2006, 08:29 PM         #33
Young Eazy E  OP
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Shouldn't have posted, a lot of Jeezy haters hiding just waiting to pounce
 12 years ago '05        #34
ThatBoy 
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I'm on the block buster were the the drama at, I got a gangsta boo show me were the dollars at.

You got beef, we got shells, hamburger help ya leave you layin in the streets so ya homies can help ya.

- "either freestyle" trap or die mixtape
 02-13-2006, 08:35 PM         #35
M15  OP
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 MURDAMAZE said:
jeezy addlibs>>joe buddens punchlines

get mad f*g
lol i dont get mad

Joe Budden - Dumbout>>>>>>>>Jeezy's whole discography

and the thing that hurts is that i fu*ks wit jeezy occasionally.. but the truth hurts son.. and if u really were a jeezy fan and not jus sum bandwagon n*gga u wud kno jeezy dont use punchlines.. he said it himself..

"No punch lines (nope) no riddles (uh huh)
Im talking white squares with the steps in the middle (haha)"

from trapstar.. so this thread is basically irrelevant
 02-13-2006, 08:37 PM         #36
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 M15 said:
lol i dont get mad

Joe Budden - Dumbout>>>>>>>>Jeezy's whole discography

and the thing that hurts is that i fu*ks wit jeezy occasionally.. but the truth hurts son.. and if u really were a jeezy fan and not jus sum bandwagon n*gga u wud kno jeezy dont use punchlines.. he said it himself..

"No punch lines (nope) no riddles (uh huh)
Im talking white squares with the steps in the middle (haha)"

from trapstar.. so this thread is basically irrelevant
nah i can tell ur mad.. and if he has no punches, wtf have n*ggas been postin threw out this whole thread... dumb hillbilly
 02-13-2006, 10:31 PM         #37
BigSnapmactown  OP
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"ill lean you over like a bike without a kickstand"

and theres anothr one i cant remember the exact wording but its something like:

"i push coke like i without a dollar in a drink machine"

somehting to that effect...


both of those are off OLD jeezy...
 12 years ago '06        #38
bgtm187 
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I agree jeezy dont have punch lines, majority of the time hes a Two -line rapper so my fave two liner out of him is...

"i tried to tell'em but these n*ggaz aint hearin me, mohtzberg pump im ridin shotgun literally"

and forgive me if the spelling isnt correct on mohtzberg


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 12 years ago '05        #39
b_eazy 61 heat pts61
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got a trunk full o bricks like a contractor
*looks at amount of roaches in ash tray, realizes cant rememebr ne more*
 02-13-2006, 11:19 PM         #40
l1lmpma$term1nd  OP
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hahahha this thread is proof that jeezy fu*kin sucks
props...
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