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 13 years ago '06        #26
SideK1ck 
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aint a punchline but i always liked this line

" i got diarhea flow, i sh*t on ni99as"

 13 years ago '04        #27
escaladedriver9 
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he doesnt have many

iced out belt buckle they never had a chance
i dropped 60 grand just to hold up my pants

and 1 night, 8 bi*ches, 10 bottles of criss
40 grand spent just to make you glance at my wrist

They place orders, so I bake cakes
I'm a bodybuilder, pump a lotta weight

Let me show you what I stand fo,
Jesus Schwarzenegger call me commando
On that Remy Martin, n*gga matta fact
I ain't Fat Joe but I can make em lean back
Save your ammo don't waste it
Got him dodgin bullets like he in the matrix

 02-13-2006, 06:46 PM         #28
mj678770  OP
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stacks on deck fu*k whut a hata thank
lot of dead white boyz equal money in tha bank

 13 years ago '05        #29
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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the hottest shyt he said was "i just ordered me a charger, cocain white, white paint white wheels, i call it the snow mobile"

 02-13-2006, 07:23 PM         #30
M15  OP
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 MURDAMAZE said
^^Damnnnn son he said that?!??!?? jeezy is a beast


u cant be serious

 02-13-2006, 07:24 PM         #31
YoungPimpin  OP
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"I'm back..Mister Magic City..blowing color purple..i'll make it rain on ya forehead..thought I had a fan the way i blow that money..you wouldve thought I had a plan the way i throw that money..the feds outside and they checking his tags...but still the boy move with a hell of a swag.."

"..what more can I say, its like my gift and my curse..to fail or succeed, I dont know whats worse.."

"..they say i aint lyrical, I wasnt trying to impress yall n*ggas..if hating was a crime, they'd arrest yall n*ggas.."

"..critics say I cant make an album better than my first one, the way I feel, that'll probably be my worse one..and every one after that, we will be better than my last..so real talk, yall can kiss my a.ss.."

I'm Back..off that Can't Ban The Snowman Mixtape.

 02-13-2006, 07:27 PM         #32
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 M15 said


u cant be serious
jeezy addlibs>>joe buddens punchlines

get mad f*g

 02-13-2006, 07:29 PM         #33
Young Eazy E  OP
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Shouldn't have posted, a lot of Jeezy haters hiding just waiting to pounce

 13 years ago '05        #34
ThatBoy 
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I'm on the block buster were the the drama at, I got a gangsta boo show me were the dollars at.

You got beef, we got shells, hamburger help ya leave you layin in the streets so ya homies can help ya.

- "either freestyle" trap or die mixtape

 02-13-2006, 07:35 PM         #35
M15  OP
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 MURDAMAZE said
jeezy addlibs>>joe buddens punchlines

get mad f*g
lol i dont get mad

Joe Budden - Dumbout>>>>>>>>Jeezy's whole discography

and the thing that hurts is that i fu*ks wit jeezy occasionally.. but the truth hurts son.. and if u really were a jeezy fan and not jus sum bandwagon n*gga u wud kno jeezy dont use punchlines.. he said it himself..

"No punch lines (nope) no riddles (uh huh)
Im talking white squares with the steps in the middle (haha)"

from trapstar.. so this thread is basically irrelevant

 02-13-2006, 07:37 PM         #36
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 M15 said
lol i dont get mad

Joe Budden - Dumbout>>>>>>>>Jeezy's whole discography

and the thing that hurts is that i fu*ks wit jeezy occasionally.. but the truth hurts son.. and if u really were a jeezy fan and not jus sum bandwagon n*gga u wud kno jeezy dont use punchlines.. he said it himself..

"No punch lines (nope) no riddles (uh huh)
Im talking white squares with the steps in the middle (haha)"

from trapstar.. so this thread is basically irrelevant
nah i can tell ur mad.. and if he has no punches, wtf have n*ggas been postin threw out this whole thread... dumb hillbilly

 02-13-2006, 09:31 PM         #37
BigSnapmactown  OP
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"ill lean you over like a bike without a kickstand"

and theres anothr one i cant remember the exact wording but its something like:

"i push coke like i without a dollar in a drink machine"

somehting to that effect...


both of those are off OLD jeezy...

 13 years ago '06        #38
bgtm187 
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I agree jeezy dont have punch lines, majority of the time hes a Two -line rapper so my fave two liner out of him is...

"i tried to tell'em but these n*ggaz aint hearin me, mohtzberg pump im ridin shotgun literally"

and forgive me if the spelling isnt correct on mohtzberg


Last edited by bgtm187; 02-13-2006 at 09:41 PM..

 13 years ago '05        #39
b_eazy 63 heat pts63
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got a trunk full o bricks like a contractor
*looks at amount of roaches in ash tray, realizes cant rememebr ne more*

 02-13-2006, 10:19 PM         #40
l1lmpma$term1nd  OP
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hahahha this thread is proof that jeezy fu*kin sucks
props...

 02-13-2006, 10:20 PM         #41
newport shortz  OP
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I fu*ks wit Jeezy to so I wasn't hating on dude, but his punchlines are blahh at best... I mean n*ggas said something about the line baout him sayin "Diarhrea flow I sh*t on n*ggas" if that made you go crazy no pun intended then it doens't take much.

 02-13-2006, 10:29 PM         #42
TiPZ  OP
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 soker4002 said
lmfao true..
fu*k outta here

 02-14-2006, 07:33 AM         #43
J.Slim  OP
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n*ggas mad cause I'm fly like to kites and they straight pus*y like 2 dykes.
-Young Jeezy

 02-14-2006, 07:34 AM         #44
J.Slim  OP
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Isn't Loc a G-Unit Crip? What the fu*k is that sh*t

 TiPZ said
fu*k outta here

 02-14-2006, 07:42 AM         #45
J.Slim  OP
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I got rocks in my ear 100 thousand a set and my muther fu*king ears ain't forgave me yet.
-Young Jeezy

You got no loyalty, you jump click to click, you rapping prostitute, you jump from d*ck to d*ck.
-Young Jeezy

 13 years ago '04        #46
BluntSmoke281 
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You would think I had a fan the way I blow that money...I'm Back

 13 years ago '04        #47
UknowWhatItIs 
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haters... Jeezy a real street n*gga, u BX n*ggas dont respect that

"fu*k rap n*ggas we run laps around em
motherfu*k a precinct we build traps around em"

"Jeezy a real street n*gga
everytime u see me im with all my real street n*ggas"

"Jeezy da Snowman I make it winter time
heard the streets hungry well its dinner time
dodgin state patrol they patrol the state
jeezy da snowman I patrol the weight" (pretty much the whole Jeezy Da Snowman track)

"I see how these rap n*ggas be lookin at me
but fo real they aint got the nuts to get at me"


Jeezy, CTE, BMF... u know what it is.... gon go platinum again

 13 years ago '04        #48
UknowWhatItIs 
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the whole Stay Strapped song where he dissin Gucci Mane (or in other words ending his career)

 13 years ago '05        #49
Bay.Area.Boi. 
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jeezy's punches are horrible!! they more like shoulder taps

 13 years ago '05        #50
THEINFAMOUS 21 heat pts21
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THIS n*gga IS THE WORST RAPPER THAT SELLS
Jeezy a rider, Jeezy a motherfu*kin fool
Don't approach him like that you and Jeezy ain't cool
Jeezy a gangsta he rolls wit the real g's
And if he's smokin best believe its real trees
From L.A. Straight cush
Presidential sh*t call it George bush
Everyday is like a game call it fear factor
Gotta trunk full of bricks like a contractor
Seen n*ggaz leave here and they ain't comin back
Left 'em slumped on the green in his Cadillac
Jimmy crack horn Jeezy flip O's
I just stick to the script y'all n*ggaz hoes

DIS n*gga JUST GOT SUM NICE BEATS..................HE SUCKKS

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