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 02-09-2006, 04:43 PM         #81
Javon_Johnson  OP
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Papoose, Jae Millz, Saigon, Posta Boy, Shells, and Graph were the most popular cliq as freshman, but then became totally irrelevant once they became sophmores.
 12 years ago '04        #82
madness 16 heat pts16
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Dr. Dre, Swizz Beatz, and Timbaland used to break their desks from beating on them with their fists
 12 years ago '04        #83
psylence2k 58 heat pts58
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Jay would be popular cool jock of the school who stayed fresh and was laid back

Memph bleek would be that guy popular for being the popular dude(Jay’s)best friend but was pissed cuz every time someone would see his A$$ they would always ask “ey where’s jay?”

50 would be the Best athlete in the school, tearing dudes up on the field on game night and talked crazy shyt and dudes would hate but had to respect it cuz he’d be the reason dudes from other schools wouldn’t try to fu*k wit urs.

Fabolous would be the pretty boy who alotta dudes wanted to beat up cuz he would up in everyone’s hoe

Ma$e would be that dude you’d catch reading the bible during the week, at whoever’s house party Saturday night and back in church Sunday morning

Game would be that new student who just moved from Cali and had a rep cuz he joined the sports team and got down wit Fiddy’s crew but got kicked out and clowned over some argument and now he chills wit no names and tryin to get a rep back.

Beyonce would be the flyest chick in the school , also on women’s varsity teams and always homecoming queen.

Lil Kim would be the loud and wild hood rat hoe but no one called her a hoe because she would be quick to snap even on any male.

Foxy would be the hood rat that would only phuck wit dudez wit paper and status.

Bow Wow and Romeo would be only recognized as those dudes who got it bad on freshman initiation., and their rep got damaged so they stayed pimpin the middle school broads.

R.kelly ran wit Bow and Romeo on DL to get at the young broads

Kanye would be the freshly dressed loud c*cky nerd involved in every non athletic school program (honor’s society, chess club, African American club, debate team,etc)

Canibus would be the nerd everyone pays to do their homework

Eminem would be that white boy kool wit the black dudes cuz of his wide receiving skills

Paul Wall would be that white boy who played out every slang term and knew the release date of jordans before even the black dudes did and always caught up in every new Fad
Fat Joe would be the fat latino dude always tryin to act black but black dudes never reallie phucked wit him.
Birdman who had a flyer ride than the teachers, and stayed fly but no one knew where his money was coming from.

Puffy would be that dude wit 2-3 jobs to stay wit a new fit and fresh kickz

Dame would be that dude selling some shyt everytime you saw him, everything from burned cd’s to jordans stolen outta someone’s gym locker.

Snoop and his boys would be the dudez blazing up erryday in the bathroom between classes.

Chingy would be that dude who was mad popular freshman year but for some reason he fell off hard.

Nelly would be that loud cat in the hallway and be present at every party if not hosting it.

Nas would be that silent dude who would miss three tests in a row but come back and score perfect on the next three just to keep his grade safe, but then skip the next three again. Nerds loved him for his brains and thugs loved him for his phuck class mentality.

Pharrel would be the black skater
 12 years ago '04        #84
madness 16 heat pts16
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Bow Wow would be the student who got piped in the bathroom by the big janitor named Suge Knight
 02-09-2006, 07:38 PM         #85
nyykid  OP
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Royce 5'9" would be the kid who was always changin classes and was a good athelete but was on crutches the day before the season started.
 02-09-2006, 07:44 PM         #86
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 madness said:
Bow Wow would be the student who got piped in the bathroom by the big janitor named Suge Knight
:hang:
 02-09-2006, 08:07 PM         #87
Young Writer  OP
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Jay-z would stab n*ggas over cheerleaders

hmmm...sucker for poms
 12 years ago '05        #88
druberkley 3 heat pts
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the clipes would be those n*ggas that made some noise but changed schools over the summer and never told anybody, the next year everyone was like where they go.
nelly would be that pretty boy a.ss n*gga that was on the baseball team
chingy would be his lil freshman cousin that wanted to be like him.
 02-09-2006, 08:48 PM         #89
I3Baller  OP
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master p would be that old a.ss n*gga who never made it to the varsity.....
 12 years ago '04        #90
G-Gutta 187 1 heat pts
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chingy would be in the afterschool program the gay-straight alliance

houston never went 2 school cuz he would poke his eye everyday 2 stay home
 02-09-2006, 10:57 PM         #91
Communication  OP
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Haha, most of them are true. Some are headscratchers like why would Santana have a rap battle everyday? Wouldn't it be someone like Jin or something since that's the only thing he's good at? None the less, props.
 02-09-2006, 10:58 PM         #92
Communication  OP
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 I3Baller said:
master p would be that old a.ss n*gga who never made it to the varsity.....
Hahhaha, that had me rolling. That just reminded me of someone from my school. Was on JV on our basketball team his first three years and in his senior year (this year), he ran the bench. He barely got PT so he quit.
 02-10-2006, 03:05 PM         #93
chainsaw  OP
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Peple keep it on. They are mad funny:D
 12 years ago '04        #94
The-Ripper 
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 Young Writer said:
Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity


Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria
that sh*t had me crackin n*gga hahahaha
 12 years ago '04        #95
The-Ripper 
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E-40 would be the n*gga nobody would understand when he talked other than his boys...

Yukmouth would be that n*gga that never had more than $5 in his pocket...

Game would go to the prom with a red suit and chucks and then he and Suge would get in a f!ght for wearin the same sh*t...


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 02-10-2006, 07:10 PM         #96
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 Young Writer said:
Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity

Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria
 02-11-2006, 02:40 AM         #97
Kuchiki_Byakuya  OP
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jimmy iovine would be the devil-worshipping principle that anal r*pes grade 2 kids and charges absurd amount of tuition fees to parents
 02-11-2006, 02:43 AM         #98
TiPZ  OP
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some of this sh*t is funny
 02-11-2006, 10:23 AM         #99
RRyders88  OP
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 Afekz said:
Yayo would be the cat you would always tell him the joke that went "If yo hand shakes when it gets in front of yo face...you have cancer"



When Juelz would walk home by himself, he'd get jumped by some real cats, and have his chain snatched...then he would run and tell Cam to diss Jay...for no reason.



Kanye would spill Gatorade on his Lacoste...and go home crying.



Kaze would the cat that spits the hottest sh*t on campus, but when you asked him if he was ever gonna do a CD he'd say..."No."



Mariah Carey would be out 2 times a quarter giving birth.





J.Lo would start her own crew...Then get her a.ss beat by some Eastside Chicas.





D'Angelo would come to school with nothing but some jogging shorts and a Under Armour shirt.





50 Cent would play Football...but then get kicked off for having a s3xual affair with Lloyd Banks in the shower.





Big Pooh from Little Brother would show up to school everyday...Park in the parking lot...and stay there 'till lunch and only go to 6th Period.





R. Kelly would be voted "Most Likely to have s3x with a minor...And p!ss on her face"
your fu*kin stupid if you think thats how it all started.
 12 years ago '04        #100
psylence2k 58 heat pts58
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Jim Jones would be that dude talkin crazy shyt cuz he thinks his boy Cam will back him up, and get his a$$ whooped after school while Cam hid behind the busses.


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