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 13 years ago '04        #76
G-Gutta 187 1 heat pts
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rev. run would be the one that always has the fresh pair of adidas kicks

50 cent when called 2 the principals office for an offense would snitch on all his boys

olivia would be the schools transvestite

r. kelly would be the 18 year old senior fu*king all the little freshman girls

sean paul would be the kid that skips class and burns kronik behind the skool

tony yayo could be the schools mascot with the way he dances around waving his hands all the time

akon would be the new black kid in the school wit no friends

fat joe would steal your lunch money and buy cheeseburgers

 13 years ago '04        #77
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man this is funny as hell, its gotta be a classic

 02-09-2006, 12:39 AM         #78
Birdman37  OP
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Fat Joe, Big Pun, Haystak, & Notorious B.I.G. are known as the Fat Pack and they go around stealing all the younger kids snacks & lunches (R.I.P. Pun & Biggie had to do it). Fat Joe recently got kicked out for getting others to steal the food for him and then bring it to him so he could tell the other Fat Pack members that he stole it. his girlfriend Remy Ma was consoing him until...

she went on the school radio station sayin he wack but she like G-Unit

2Pac is the O.G. n*gga that dont nobody fu*k with cept Biggie, but he got smacked up side his head by Pac and dont fu*k with him nomore.

Canibus is the n*gga that got his a.ss whooped as a sophomore by LL Cool J, then as a junior by Eminem, now as a Senior he hopes to do the whooping, but its highly unlikely

LL Cool J used to be the man until he started catchin feelins for this big b00ty ho named J-Lo. now he just sits around drawing pictures of her humongous a.ss and writing love songs about her a.ss. he actually named it, he calls it the G.O.A.T.

Young Jeezy & Master P. are the "hustlers" they sell bootleg CD's, DVDs, candy, socks, shoes, bootleg clothes, pencils, paper, everything out their locker.

Houston is a n*gga that got alot of pus*y until he took a bad hit of 'X' and thought the only way to get the demons out of his head was to rip his eye out. now all he gets is Charli Baltimore & Missy Elliot (he gives her a donut to strip for him)

Dipset is the n*ggas that got rialed up at a basketball game and Jim Jones got beat down and Cam'Ron ran off like a lil bi*ch. they hadnt been seen since until Cam came back to start a f!ght with Jay-Z (the class president)

Jay-Z just made Nas the new Vice President, and Nas has recently beat up Cam several times

Spider Loc is the guy that jacked Yukmouth's chain at the prom

Rev. Run runs the FCLA (future christian leaders of america) club which Ma$e was the president of until he met up with 50 Cent and got real buck and now he thinks hes a gangsta. hes a very confused boy

2Pac & Biggie were recently murdered and now Big Syke & Lil' Cease wear "R.I.P. 2Pac" "R.I.P. Biggie" t-shirts everyday.

Juvenile recently moved up from New Orleans and he always talks about how much of a bi*ch Bush is.

Kanye West just won the best dressed award and came on stage looking like a mixture between Michael Jackson, Prince, & Pee Wee Herman...so they took the award back and he ran off the stage crying...

minutes later he was seen trashing the school to the school newspaper

 02-09-2006, 11:50 AM         #79
Flacco Da Gawd  OP
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good sh*t lets keep it goin

 02-09-2006, 02:35 PM         #80
alche130  OP
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camron and jimmy were the dudes everyone thought were f*gs but never said anything cuz they acted hood...till jimmy got his sh*t beat at a b-ball game and cam ran off like a pus*y so the next year cam came in a pink rover dressed in all pink and came out the closet and said he loves it when jimmy has his hair in a perm.

 02-09-2006, 03:43 PM         #81
Javon_Johnson  OP
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Papoose, Jae Millz, Saigon, Posta Boy, Shells, and Graph were the most popular cliq as freshman, but then became totally irrelevant once they became sophmores.

 13 years ago '04        #82
madness 21 heat pts21
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Dr. Dre, Swizz Beatz, and Timbaland used to break their desks from beating on them with their fists

 13 years ago '04        #83
psylence2k 62 heat pts62
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Jay would be popular cool jock of the school who stayed fresh and was laid back

Memph bleek would be that guy popular for being the popular dude(Jay’s)best friend but was pissed cuz every time someone would see his A$$ they would always ask “ey where’s jay?”

50 would be the Best athlete in the school, tearing dudes up on the field on game night and talked crazy shyt and dudes would hate but had to respect it cuz he’d be the reason dudes from other schools wouldn’t try to fu*k wit urs.

Fabolous would be the pretty boy who alotta dudes wanted to beat up cuz he would up in everyone’s hoe

Ma$e would be that dude you’d catch reading the bible during the week, at whoever’s house party Saturday night and back in church Sunday morning

Game would be that new student who just moved from Cali and had a rep cuz he joined the sports team and got down wit Fiddy’s crew but got kicked out and clowned over some argument and now he chills wit no names and tryin to get a rep back.

Beyonce would be the flyest chick in the school , also on women’s varsity teams and always homecoming queen.

Lil Kim would be the loud and wild hood rat hoe but no one called her a hoe because she would be quick to snap even on any male.

Foxy would be the hood rat that would only phuck wit dudez wit paper and status.

Bow Wow and Romeo would be only recognized as those dudes who got it bad on freshman initiation., and their rep got damaged so they stayed pimpin the middle school broads.

R.kelly ran wit Bow and Romeo on DL to get at the young broads

Kanye would be the freshly dressed loud c*cky nerd involved in every non athletic school program (honor’s society, chess club, African American club, debate team,etc)

Canibus would be the nerd everyone pays to do their homework

Eminem would be that white boy kool wit the black dudes cuz of his wide receiving skills

Paul Wall would be that white boy who played out every slang term and knew the release date of jordans before even the black dudes did and always caught up in every new Fad
Fat Joe would be the fat latino dude always tryin to act black but black dudes never reallie phucked wit him.
Birdman who had a flyer ride than the teachers, and stayed fly but no one knew where his money was coming from.

Puffy would be that dude wit 2-3 jobs to stay wit a new fit and fresh kickz

Dame would be that dude selling some shyt everytime you saw him, everything from burned cd’s to jordans stolen outta someone’s gym locker.

Snoop and his boys would be the dudez blazing up erryday in the bathroom between classes.

Chingy would be that dude who was mad popular freshman year but for some reason he fell off hard.

Nelly would be that loud cat in the hallway and be present at every party if not hosting it.

Nas would be that silent dude who would miss three tests in a row but come back and score perfect on the next three just to keep his grade safe, but then skip the next three again. Nerds loved him for his brains and thugs loved him for his phuck class mentality.

Pharrel would be the black skater

 13 years ago '04        #84
madness 21 heat pts21
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Bow Wow would be the student who got piped in the bathroom by the big janitor named Suge Knight

 02-09-2006, 06:38 PM         #85
nyykid  OP
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Royce 5'9" would be the kid who was always changin classes and was a good athelete but was on crutches the day before the season started.

 02-09-2006, 06:44 PM         #86
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 madness said
Bow Wow would be the student who got piped in the bathroom by the big janitor named Suge Knight
:hang:

 02-09-2006, 07:07 PM         #87
Young Writer  OP
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Jay-z would stab n*ggas over cheerleaders

hmmm...sucker for poms

 13 years ago '05        #88
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the clipes would be those n*ggas that made some noise but changed schools over the summer and never told anybody, the next year everyone was like where they go.
nelly would be that pretty boy a.ss n*gga that was on the baseball team
chingy would be his lil freshman cousin that wanted to be like him.

 02-09-2006, 07:48 PM         #89
I3Baller  OP
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master p would be that old a.ss n*gga who never made it to the varsity.....

 13 years ago '04        #90
G-Gutta 187 1 heat pts
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chingy would be in the afterschool program the gay-straight alliance

houston never went 2 school cuz he would poke his eye everyday 2 stay home

 02-09-2006, 09:57 PM         #91
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Haha, most of them are true. Some are headscratchers like why would Santana have a rap battle everyday? Wouldn't it be someone like Jin or something since that's the only thing he's good at? None the less, props.

 02-09-2006, 09:58 PM         #92
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 I3Baller said
master p would be that old a.ss n*gga who never made it to the varsity.....
Hahhaha, that had me rolling. That just reminded me of someone from my school. Was on JV on our basketball team his first three years and in his senior year (this year), he ran the bench. He barely got PT so he quit.

 02-10-2006, 02:05 PM         #93
chainsaw  OP
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Peple keep it on. They are mad funny:D

 13 years ago '04        #94
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 Young Writer said
Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity


Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria
that sh*t had me crackin n*gga hahahaha

 13 years ago '04        #95
The-Ripper 
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E-40 would be the n*gga nobody would understand when he talked other than his boys...

Yukmouth would be that n*gga that never had more than $5 in his pocket...

Game would go to the prom with a red suit and chucks and then he and Suge would get in a f!ght for wearin the same sh*t...


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 02-10-2006, 06:10 PM         #96
MURDAMAZE  OP
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 Young Writer said
Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity

Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria

 02-11-2006, 01:40 AM         #97
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jimmy iovine would be the devil-worshipping principle that anal r*pes grade 2 kids and charges absurd amount of tuition fees to parents

 02-11-2006, 01:43 AM         #98
TiPZ  OP
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some of this sh*t is funny

 02-11-2006, 09:23 AM         #99
RRyders88  OP
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 Afekz said
Yayo would be the cat you would always tell him the joke that went "If yo hand shakes when it gets in front of yo face...you have cancer"



When Juelz would walk home by himself, he'd get jumped by some real cats, and have his chain snatched...then he would run and tell Cam to diss Jay...for no reason.



Kanye would spill Gatorade on his Lacoste...and go home crying.



Kaze would the cat that spits the hottest sh*t on campus, but when you asked him if he was ever gonna do a CD he'd say..."No."



Mariah Carey would be out 2 times a quarter giving birth.





J.Lo would start her own crew...Then get her a.ss beat by some Eastside Chicas.





D'Angelo would come to school with nothing but some jogging shorts and a Under Armour shirt.





50 Cent would play Football...but then get kicked off for having a s3xual affair with Lloyd Banks in the shower.





Big Pooh from Little Brother would show up to school everyday...Park in the parking lot...and stay there 'till lunch and only go to 6th Period.





R. Kelly would be voted "Most Likely to have s3x with a minor...And p!ss on her face"
your fu*kin stupid if you think thats how it all started.

 13 years ago '04        #100
psylence2k 62 heat pts62
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Jim Jones would be that dude talkin crazy shyt cuz he thinks his boy Cam will back him up, and get his a$$ whooped after school while Cam hid behind the busses.


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