If Hip Hop Was High School...

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 12 years ago '04        #61
sundance 
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lol..good look
 12 years ago '05        #62
illphil18 
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some funny stuff
 12 years ago '04        #63
korrupted 
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crazy/weird sh*t
 12 years ago '05        #64
ThaHustla 
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props great thread
 02-08-2006, 01:57 PM         #65
jay_cole  OP
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That was good. Pimp C would be the n*gga who gets expelled for some stupid sh*t and his boy Bun B would be the n*gga at school repping for him 'til he comes back next year. T.I would be the smallest n*gga in the 11th grade, but was a real hood n*gga and rolled with some real n*ggas, so no one really f*ck'd with him not of fear but the fact they knew the n*gga was hood, so everyone respected him and showed him love. Free would be the chick at school that everyone liked 'cause she could mix it up; she could be hood on some day and chill with the n*ggas or be prissy on others and chill with the girls, but everyone knew the rumors of her f*ck'n the most popular cats at school.


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 02-08-2006, 02:11 PM         #66
Bruce Leroy  OP
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funny sh*t
 12 years ago '04        #67
Veno da Don 23 heat pts23
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 nitetrain8601 said:
I got more, but later.

No, please spare us.

Jay-Z was that popular ugly dude who fu*ked more girls then anybody because of his confidence and gear.

NaS was the real quite dude in class that only hung out with thugs that dropped out, so nobody fu*ked with him.

OBD was that n*gga who teacher gave up on a long time ago.

Jeezy was the only n*gga in high school with a MJ like bald head.

50 was that athlete that thought he was the sh*t and didn't relieze he got all those tackles because high school teams in his district ran the ball 99% of the time. He also got his big a.ss whooped plenty of times and was only cool with the bums in his crew.

Will Smith was the richest n*gga in school his parents were docters and sh*t but he was real down to Earth.

Jamie Foxx was the most talented n*gga in school, he sang, was funny as hell, and one of the str8 n*ggas in the drama class.

2Pac was that n*gga who always kept it real used to tell some wild stories even to teachers and was idolized.

Biggie was that n*gga who always had some outlandish story you knew he was lying about but that was still yo n*gga. And hoes thought he was the sh*t.

Luda was that n*gga who used to play to damn much that you swore you was gonna f!ght if he did one more thing but you never touched him.

Eminem was the white dude who acted white but dressed black and was always absent.

DMX was that wild a.ss n*gga that made you ask yourself "Why the fu*k do this n*gga even come to school"

Ja Rule was that little loudmouth muthafu*ka that nobody fu*ked with cause his crew was thick wit street n*ggas.

Lil Kim everybody hit

Trina everybody hit

J-Lo fu*k 1 dude from each race in the school.

Foxy Brown was that bad bi*ch that didn't know she was bad so she always tried to act tough and would always get her a.ss whooped.

Beyonce was the bad a.ss rich girl that everybody was scared to talk to xcept Jay-Z. She had 2 flunkies Kelly and Michelle who was tight but not fu*king wit B....


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 12 years ago '05        #68
mattdogg444 
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lotta time on your hands hahahaha props tho
 12 years ago '04        #69
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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 Veno da Don said:
OBD was that n*gga who teacher gave up on a long time ago.


J-Lo fu*k 1 dude from each race in the school.

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!
 12 years ago '04        #70
Enc0re` 5 heat pts
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mase would be the lil thug that would be a christian then meets up wif fif and becomes a wannabe thug that talks his sh*t and gets picked on when fif aint around
 12 years ago '04        #71
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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Chino XL and Mad Skillz would be the 2 n*ggas that would crack jokes on EVERYBODY and ALL DAMN DAY and not feel sorry for whoever was they victims

Raekwon and Ghost Face would be them dudes that came to school with the new Jordans EVERY YEAR 2 weeks before they dropped


Master P would be the n*gga selling Lunch Tickets,Free Buss Passes,Candy,and whatever else he could out of his damn locker

AZ would be the n*gga you went too for the sickest shape up, and would have the tightest Ceaser,Fade,Taper, and whatever other hair cut and for adivce on waves

Snoop would be the n*gga who ALWAYS smoked yo sh*t and would stay high but never have none for the kick back

Da Brat would be the tomboy who was fine as hell tryin to hide her body that was at all the ciphers and getting into battles

Paul Wall would be the white dude that could cut black dudes hair and do sh*t like airbrushing and so he would always be around and cool with alot of n*ggas who you wouldn't think would even talk to him...

8ball and MJG would be 2 cats that fu*ked wit mad bi*ches in the other high schools and have the ones in there school,always be at the spot but have no car but some chicks dropped em off..And we could never even figure out how they got to next to girls in the first place

Nelly would be pretty boy that was a underclassman that played all 3 seasons and was varsity on each one

Trina would be the broad that dressed s3xy as hell all year, body been on point since freshman year..never let ANYBODY hit that a.ss.... then Senior year she gives it up to a fu*kin lame and p!ss every n*gga off

A.J. would be that nerdy a.ss cat who even tho had paper ...tries to get at all the bi*ches and they just laugh him off and turn him down

Jessica Alba would be the new freshman that every n*gga was tryin to holla at


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 02-08-2006, 07:23 PM         #72
AreBeeWhy  OP
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Cee-Lo would be that short fat kid that everyone was cool with but never kicked it with him.

Eazy-E would be that kid that no one really liked, but he had all the hook ups so everyone put up with his bullsh*t.

Skee-Lo would be that kid that couldn't ball for sh*t, but always hung around the court and just watched games.

Common Sense would be that kid that always chewed on a licorice stick and wrote poetry on the bathroom walls.

The Beastie Boys would be the rich kids that were always testing to see how much they could rebel until daddy cut off their cash flow.

Biz Markie was that fat kid that could make anything funny.

Bushwick Bill...no explenation needed

Cappadonna would be that kid that was never around unless there was some sh*t going down.

Charli Baltimore is that fine chick that everyone knows is a dike even though she lets a few guys hit it every now and then just to keep folks guessing.

Chino XL is that dark skinned kid on the soccer team that speaks fluent spanish and always brings up the fact that he's Puerto Rican.

DJ Quik was that kid that always wore a hoodie and had a walkman on no matter what he was doing.

Everlast is that guy that swears he not a skinhead, but all his friends and family are.

Foxy Brown would be that fine a.ss chick that only dated 24 year old ballers.

Jeru the Damaja was that slimy a.ss kid that only got respect because he kicked it with Guru and Premiere, the two most respected kids in school.

LL Cool J was that kid that was such a pimp he only fu*ked with fine teachers.

Nate Dogg is that kid that always had that stickiest chron, but would only sell it to you if you smoked him and his crew out with the sh*t you just bought off him.

Royce Da 5'9" is that kid that is always involved in all kinds of rumors but no one can prove any of them.

Warren G is that younger brother that only has friends because they are his older brothers friends.

Del tha Funkee Homosapien was that kid that stayed in the dark room all period in photo class to get high off the fumes and ended up becoming the head of the yearbook commity because of it.
 02-08-2006, 07:29 PM         #73
T A S H  OP
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DMX would be real loud cracked out kid...
 12 years ago '04        #74
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biggie big pun n fat joe were in a group called FFO aka for food only
 02-08-2006, 09:23 PM         #75
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 Enc0re` said:
mase would be the lil thug that would be a christian then meets up wif fif and becomes a wannabe thug that talks his sh*t and gets picked on when fif aint around
lmao
 12 years ago '04        #76
G-Gutta 187 1 heat pts
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rev. run would be the one that always has the fresh pair of adidas kicks

50 cent when called 2 the principals office for an offense would snitch on all his boys

olivia would be the schools transvestite

r. kelly would be the 18 year old senior fu*king all the little freshman girls

sean paul would be the kid that skips class and burns kronik behind the skool

tony yayo could be the schools mascot with the way he dances around waving his hands all the time

akon would be the new black kid in the school wit no friends

fat joe would steal your lunch money and buy cheeseburgers
 12 years ago '04        #77
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man this is funny as hell, its gotta be a classic
 02-09-2006, 01:39 AM         #78
Birdman37  OP
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Fat Joe, Big Pun, Haystak, & Notorious B.I.G. are known as the Fat Pack and they go around stealing all the younger kids snacks & lunches (R.I.P. Pun & Biggie had to do it). Fat Joe recently got kicked out for getting others to steal the food for him and then bring it to him so he could tell the other Fat Pack members that he stole it. his girlfriend Remy Ma was consoing him until...

she went on the school radio station sayin he wack but she like G-Unit

2Pac is the O.G. n*gga that dont nobody fu*k with cept Biggie, but he got smacked up side his head by Pac and dont fu*k with him nomore.

Canibus is the n*gga that got his a.ss whooped as a sophomore by LL Cool J, then as a junior by Eminem, now as a Senior he hopes to do the whooping, but its highly unlikely

LL Cool J used to be the man until he started catchin feelins for this big b00ty ho named J-Lo. now he just sits around drawing pictures of her humongous a.ss and writing love songs about her a.ss. he actually named it, he calls it the G.O.A.T.

Young Jeezy & Master P. are the "hustlers" they sell bootleg CD's, DVDs, candy, socks, shoes, bootleg clothes, pencils, paper, everything out their locker.

Houston is a n*gga that got alot of pus*y until he took a bad hit of 'X' and thought the only way to get the demons out of his head was to rip his eye out. now all he gets is Charli Baltimore & Missy Elliot (he gives her a donut to strip for him)

Dipset is the n*ggas that got rialed up at a basketball game and Jim Jones got beat down and Cam'Ron ran off like a lil bi*ch. they hadnt been seen since until Cam came back to start a f!ght with Jay-Z (the class president)

Jay-Z just made Nas the new Vice President, and Nas has recently beat up Cam several times

Spider Loc is the guy that jacked Yukmouth's chain at the prom

Rev. Run runs the FCLA (future christian leaders of america) club which Ma$e was the president of until he met up with 50 Cent and got real buck and now he thinks hes a gangsta. hes a very confused boy

2Pac & Biggie were recently murdered and now Big Syke & Lil' Cease wear "R.I.P. 2Pac" "R.I.P. Biggie" t-shirts everyday.

Juvenile recently moved up from New Orleans and he always talks about how much of a bi*ch Bush is.

Kanye West just won the best dressed award and came on stage looking like a mixture between Michael Jackson, Prince, & Pee Wee Herman...so they took the award back and he ran off the stage crying...

minutes later he was seen trashing the school to the school newspaper
 02-09-2006, 12:50 PM         #79
Flacco Da Gawd  OP
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good sh*t lets keep it goin
 02-09-2006, 03:35 PM         #80
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camron and jimmy were the dudes everyone thought were f*gs but never said anything cuz they acted hood...till jimmy got his sh*t beat at a b-ball game and cam ran off like a pus*y so the next year cam came in a pink rover dressed in all pink and came out the closet and said he loves it when jimmy has his hair in a perm.
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