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If Hip Hop Was High School...


 
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 13 years ago '04        #51
djrdubz 
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dj whoo kid would be the guy in the computer lab on boxden

 13 years ago '04        #52
.Mase Da Rula. 1 heat pts
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lol mad funny

 02-07-2006, 09:18 PM         #53
Candor  OP
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Murda Mook would be the kid following Cassidy around and constantly try him. But neither of them would ever actually do anything

Bizzy bone would be the kid walking through the hallways yelling at himself, but everyone still had love for him

Lil Kim would get suspended for witnessing a f!ght and not giving up information, come back and k!ll 4 people.......by an HIV related sickness

Jim Jones would be that kid that got beat up at the basketball game for thinkin he hard and lookin like a new school oompa loompa, then Cam'ron would try to help him out but run away like a bi*ch

Talib would be the only kid in school still rockin visors

Kanye would take home economics every year

DMX would bark at you if you tried to start sh*t with him

Lil Wayne would be the short n*gga that always got pus*y

Mya would be the teacher every n*gga wanted to beat on

Jeezy is the n*gga i would beat the sh*t out of

 02-07-2006, 09:31 PM         #54
I3Baller  OP
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 Young Writer said
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his
Clique


LOL THAT n*gga IS UGLY
u checkin him out lol

 02-07-2006, 09:37 PM         #55
MURDAMAZE  OP
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cud this be a classic..!..?

 13 years ago '05        #56
Zdawg 2 heat pts
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Dre & Snoop...Smoking Chronic, After-Math Class
Hah!...


Check out My boy D.Rymz..he did a sick track, based on the hiphop high school thing >>

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 13 years ago '06        #57
leediddy21 
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C-murder would be the kid you see on the first day of school then get expailed.

Russell Simmons would be in the class president.

Left eye would be the girl always thinkin that she could beat up a man!

 02-07-2006, 10:08 PM         #58
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 Santoro said
Scarface would be a Senior everyone respected and no one fu*ked with. If you wanted to do anything major, you had to ask Scarface.
:applause: :D

 13 years ago '04        #59
nitetrain8601 26 heat pts26
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 ROD said
- Baby "birdman" would neva come to school but pass cuz he paid the teachers off
Not true. Baby doesn't pay anyone.

 02-08-2006, 12:26 AM         #60
magnetic24  OP
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Immortal Technique and Sabac would always hang and talk about Che Guevara...

Necro and Ill Bill where the white kids who jumped someguy who called them crackers...

Gortex got stabbed first day of school for dropping the N bomb while battling some dude...

MF Doom is the guy in the library reading comic books...

Black Rob was the guy who everyone gave respect becuase he looked like GZA ...

LL cool J was once the king of the school, but then he graduated and became a janitor at the school...

 13 years ago '04        #61
sundance 
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lol..good look

 13 years ago '05        #62
illphil18 
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some funny stuff

 13 years ago '04        #63
korrupted 
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crazy/weird sh*t

 13 years ago '05        #64
ThaHustla 
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props great thread

 02-08-2006, 01:57 PM         #65
jay_cole  OP
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That was good. Pimp C would be the n*gga who gets expelled for some stupid sh*t and his boy Bun B would be the n*gga at school repping for him 'til he comes back next year. T.I would be the smallest n*gga in the 11th grade, but was a real hood n*gga and rolled with some real n*ggas, so no one really f*ck'd with him not of fear but the fact they knew the n*gga was hood, so everyone respected him and showed him love. Free would be the chick at school that everyone liked 'cause she could mix it up; she could be hood on some day and chill with the n*ggas or be prissy on others and chill with the girls, but everyone knew the rumors of her f*ck'n the most popular cats at school.


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 02-08-2006, 02:11 PM         #66
Bruce Leroy  OP
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funny sh*t

 13 years ago '04        #67
Veno da Don 24 heat pts24
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 nitetrain8601 said
I got more, but later.

No, please spare us.

Jay-Z was that popular ugly dude who fu*ked more girls then anybody because of his confidence and gear.

NaS was the real quite dude in class that only hung out with thugs that dropped out, so nobody fu*ked with him.

OBD was that n*gga who teacher gave up on a long time ago.

Jeezy was the only n*gga in high school with a MJ like bald head.

50 was that athlete that thought he was the sh*t and didn't relieze he got all those tackles because high school teams in his district ran the ball 99% of the time. He also got his big a.ss whooped plenty of times and was only cool with the bums in his crew.

Will Smith was the richest n*gga in school his parents were docters and sh*t but he was real down to Earth.

Jamie Foxx was the most talented n*gga in school, he sang, was funny as hell, and one of the str8 n*ggas in the drama class.

2Pac was that n*gga who always kept it real used to tell some wild stories even to teachers and was idolized.

Biggie was that n*gga who always had some outlandish story you knew he was lying about but that was still yo n*gga. And hoes thought he was the sh*t.

Luda was that n*gga who used to play to damn much that you swore you was gonna f!ght if he did one more thing but you never touched him.

Eminem was the white dude who acted white but dressed black and was always absent.

DMX was that wild a.ss n*gga that made you ask yourself "Why the fu*k do this n*gga even come to school"

Ja Rule was that little loudmouth muthafu*ka that nobody fu*ked with cause his crew was thick wit street n*ggas.

Lil Kim everybody hit

Trina everybody hit

J-Lo fu*k 1 dude from each race in the school.

Foxy Brown was that bad bi*ch that didn't know she was bad so she always tried to act tough and would always get her a.ss whooped.

Beyonce was the bad a.ss rich girl that everybody was scared to talk to xcept Jay-Z. She had 2 flunkies Kelly and Michelle who was tight but not fu*king wit B....


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 13 years ago '05        #68
mattdogg444 
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lotta time on your hands hahahaha props tho

 13 years ago '04        #69
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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 Veno da Don said
OBD was that n*gga who teacher gave up on a long time ago.


J-Lo fu*k 1 dude from each race in the school.

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!

 13 years ago '04        #70
Enc0re` 5 heat pts
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mase would be the lil thug that would be a christian then meets up wif fif and becomes a wannabe thug that talks his sh*t and gets picked on when fif aint around

 13 years ago '04        #71
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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Chino XL and Mad Skillz would be the 2 n*ggas that would crack jokes on EVERYBODY and ALL DAMN DAY and not feel sorry for whoever was they victims

Raekwon and Ghost Face would be them dudes that came to school with the new Jordans EVERY YEAR 2 weeks before they dropped


Master P would be the n*gga selling Lunch Tickets,Free Buss Passes,Candy,and whatever else he could out of his damn locker

AZ would be the n*gga you went too for the sickest shape up, and would have the tightest Ceaser,Fade,Taper, and whatever other hair cut and for adivce on waves

Snoop would be the n*gga who ALWAYS smoked yo sh*t and would stay high but never have none for the kick back

Da Brat would be the tomboy who was fine as hell tryin to hide her body that was at all the ciphers and getting into battles

Paul Wall would be the white dude that could cut black dudes hair and do sh*t like airbrushing and so he would always be around and cool with alot of n*ggas who you wouldn't think would even talk to him...

8ball and MJG would be 2 cats that fu*ked wit mad bi*ches in the other high schools and have the ones in there school,always be at the spot but have no car but some chicks dropped em off..And we could never even figure out how they got to next to girls in the first place

Nelly would be pretty boy that was a underclassman that played all 3 seasons and was varsity on each one

Trina would be the broad that dressed s3xy as hell all year, body been on point since freshman year..never let ANYBODY hit that a.ss.... then Senior year she gives it up to a fu*kin lame and p!ss every n*gga off

A.J. would be that nerdy a.ss cat who even tho had paper ...tries to get at all the bi*ches and they just laugh him off and turn him down

Jessica Alba would be the new freshman that every n*gga was tryin to holla at


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 02-08-2006, 07:23 PM         #72
AreBeeWhy  OP
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Cee-Lo would be that short fat kid that everyone was cool with but never kicked it with him.

Eazy-E would be that kid that no one really liked, but he had all the hook ups so everyone put up with his bullsh*t.

Skee-Lo would be that kid that couldn't ball for sh*t, but always hung around the court and just watched games.

Common Sense would be that kid that always chewed on a licorice stick and wrote poetry on the bathroom walls.

The Beastie Boys would be the rich kids that were always testing to see how much they could rebel until daddy cut off their cash flow.

Biz Markie was that fat kid that could make anything funny.

Bushwick Bill...no explenation needed

Cappadonna would be that kid that was never around unless there was some sh*t going down.

Charli Baltimore is that fine chick that everyone knows is a dike even though she lets a few guys hit it every now and then just to keep folks guessing.

Chino XL is that dark skinned kid on the soccer team that speaks fluent spanish and always brings up the fact that he's Puerto Rican.

DJ Quik was that kid that always wore a hoodie and had a walkman on no matter what he was doing.

Everlast is that guy that swears he not a skinhead, but all his friends and family are.

Foxy Brown would be that fine a.ss chick that only dated 24 year old ballers.

Jeru the Damaja was that slimy a.ss kid that only got respect because he kicked it with Guru and Premiere, the two most respected kids in school.

LL Cool J was that kid that was such a pimp he only fu*ked with fine teachers.

Nate Dogg is that kid that always had that stickiest chron, but would only sell it to you if you smoked him and his crew out with the sh*t you just bought off him.

Royce Da 5'9" is that kid that is always involved in all kinds of rumors but no one can prove any of them.

Warren G is that younger brother that only has friends because they are his older brothers friends.

Del tha Funkee Homosapien was that kid that stayed in the dark room all period in photo class to get high off the fumes and ended up becoming the head of the yearbook commity because of it.

 02-08-2006, 07:29 PM         #73
T A S H  OP
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DMX would be real loud cracked out kid...

 13 years ago '04        #74
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biggie big pun n fat joe were in a group called FFO aka for food only

 02-08-2006, 09:23 PM         #75
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 Enc0re` said
mase would be the lil thug that would be a christian then meets up wif fif and becomes a wannabe thug that talks his sh*t and gets picked on when fif aint around
lmao

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