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 02-07-2006, 04:31 PM         #41
magnetic24  OP
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dave chapelle would be the guy who always told jokes and nick cannon was the guy who tried to copy chapelle, but always got made fun of...

paul wall would be the white guy trying to sell conterfit jewlry...

mike jones would be the kid who always took jokes, no madder what, and then brought a gun to school...

young jeezy would yell AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY whenever he got one...

young buck was the guy who never really had a group, he used to hang with d-tay, then got popular and hung with g-unit, but then would randomly hang out with the "dirty" boys...

cormega was the guy who used to support nas but then got expelled for dealing in school...

tradgedy kadafi was the guy who just used to hang out with all the queens people but nobody ever knew him or who he was...

havoc was the guy who used to stick up for prodigy whenever people used to bag him about being a dancer...

Prodigy and Tupac got into a f!ght becuase they both tried out for the main roles in swan lake...

Tupac was always the lead actor in plays and musicals, but everybody respected him so they didn't say anything...

The Juice Crew where those random seniors who used to hang with the head of music, Marley Marl...

Roxanne Shante and the Real Roxanne where always at each other, and never really settled their f!ght...

Teachers of Black history Chuck D and Flava Flav got sacked and where replaced by Dead Prez...

Cypress hill where the guys who used to roll blunts in class and never realized why they where there...

Game was the kid who used to wear a NY hat and Air Force Ones, but said his favorite team was the dodgers and he wears chucks...

Everyone always used to look at yayo and yayo only did something when 50 was around...

MOP where they people who never put there hand up to answer a question, they always yelled otu the answer, even on tests...

Ice-T was the guy who used to play in the School Rock band, but got kicked out after he wrote cop k!lla...

JR Writer was the kid who transferred and hung by himself...

Raekwon was the guy who thought he was in the mafia and most people believed him...

RZA was the guy who thought he was asian and always used to do Tai Chi and whenever someone said something ODB and GZA used to beat them down...

Inspektah Deck was the guy who you never saw on his own...
 02-07-2006, 04:47 PM         #42
T A S H  OP
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Method Man & Redman would be the school butt buddies....and possible the school pot headzzzz hahaha
 12 years ago '04        #43
nitetrain8601 22 heat pts22
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Nas would be that cool intelligent kid that doesn't hang with the most popular crew, but he's well respected and not seen as a nerd. Members of his crew would include AZ, Jadakiss, and Royce Da 5'9.

Jay-Z would be the the kid who hung with the popular crowd with Beyonce, the Roc family and his parents would be Dr. Dre and Oprah.

Nelly would hang with the rest of his STL mates, Chingy, the Lunatics and anyone else from that city just because they're losers like that.

Game would be the annoying kid in school who only has clout because of his father(Dre) and his older brother Jay-Z.

50 Cent would be that kid who thinks he's the hardest sh*t out and will pick f!ghts with anyone.
 12 years ago '04        #44
nitetrain8601 22 heat pts22
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I got more, but later.
 02-07-2006, 05:30 PM         #45
topcontender  OP
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50 would be that magnet student that doesn't even live in the county whose grandmother drops him off at school every morning to get a good education in a nice environment after he got in trouble at his last school and got stabbed 9 times with a No.2 pencil

Lloyd would be the semi-cool cat that had potential to be more popular but sold his soul when he got on 50's d*ck because he admired his muscles and story of being stabbed 9 times

Cassidy would be that c*cky a.ss kid that never really got into any f!ghts but people always wanted him to do something really stupid so they could fu*k him up

Busta would be that cool a.ss Jamaican dude that got good grades and always charmed his way out of trouble

Puffy would be that n*gga throwin slumber parties every weekend

Jay Z would be that everyone talked about behind his back regarding how ugly he is but was cool so never made fun of him about it in his face

Craig Mack would be that ugly n*gga everyone made fun of in front of his face but still be cool with because he was down

Loon would be that smart, quiet pretty boy who noone really wanted to fu*k with because you heard rumors about his family bein gangstas

Jeezy would be that n*gga that sold Airheads, Jolly Ranchers, chips, Blowpops and quarter waters everyday carrying them in his backpack that never had books
 02-07-2006, 05:54 PM         #46
True Geniu$  OP
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common, kanye, and andre 3000 would try to out-dress each other.
lauryn hill, erykah badu, and alicia keys would be those fine chicks everyone wanted, but no one could get cause their game wasn't strong enough until the school through a poetry slam and kweli, common, mos, jay-z and nas shined through.
kanye was really the best at it, but he didn't win
nas and az would be the best of friends that were always together when they needed to be, but never together when everyone else wanted them to be together (like now when they need to drop an album together, but they wont)
jadakiss would be that n*gga getting all a's in class but never really cared
busta rhymes and ludacris would be the class clowns
ghostface and raekwon would be the best friends who would fu*k you up if you looked at them wrong and then ghostface would take your girl
ll cool j would be that teacher all the ladies loved (no homo)
and sade would be the teacher all the n*ggas wanted
mya would be the good girl who liked bad boys
e-40 would be that n*gga who always passed english, but you never understood what he said
lil wayne, papoose, jae millz, saigon, stack bundles, and cory gunz would be the freshmen that no one fu*ked with
russell simmons would be the principal...
 12 years ago '05        #47
marzeial 1 heat pts
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 therealness said:
50 would be the deisel athlete(wrestleing and football captain) who everyone thought was on steriods. Plus he would snitch to his coach about other people on the team.
Yo, this had me rollin...

How about:

Fab would be the special ed spelling bee winner, 4 years running.

Oliva would be the chick that some thought was see was bad but couldn't decide if she was a man or not.

Guerilla Black be that kid that looked like Biggie and sometimes got mistaken for him.

MC Hammer would be the school dance teacher

Outkast would be the kids with the strange style but people never really questioned it
 12 years ago '04        #48
rikedizzle 
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copywrite would be the kid gettin beat up every week
 12 years ago '04        #49
ROD 601 heat pts601
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- Beanie Sigel would get sent to the principal's office everyday cuz he banged sombody

- State Property was the crew that always got sent to trainin school

- Baby "birdman" would neva come to school but pass cuz he paid the teachers off

- J Hood would be that little n*gga that chilled wit the older kids
 12 years ago '05        #50
MidNiteBlues 32 heat pts32
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Wu-Tang Clan- The schools legendary clique, they are both respected and feared. All members knew kung-fu. When you first enter the school they warned you not to fu*k with them. Freshman Ma$e fu*ked with them so he got his jaw broken.Eventually broke up (Somewhat) but all members were still highly respected.

Dipset- The wannabe drug hustling crew. Started a crazy pink phrase in the school. Gets everyone mad. All members process 3rd grade vocabs skills.

Kanye- The school's cry baby. The n*gga whose always ranting for now getting "student of the month" award or good grades. Also school's #1 "suspect".

Immortal Technique- Chubby anarchist and poetic Mexican. Always rebelling against the administration.

Jin-Only chinese kid around. The dude you can always see battling for lunch money. Tried to get people to learn chinese, but no one cared to listen too besides when he freestyles.

Papoose- The Freshman on the rise.

Memphis Bleek- Simply said: The kid with the HUGE forehead that does Jay's homework
 12 years ago '04        #51
djrdubz 
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dj whoo kid would be the guy in the computer lab on boxden
 12 years ago '04        #52
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lol mad funny
 02-07-2006, 09:18 PM         #53
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Murda Mook would be the kid following Cassidy around and constantly try him. But neither of them would ever actually do anything

Bizzy bone would be the kid walking through the hallways yelling at himself, but everyone still had love for him

Lil Kim would get suspended for witnessing a f!ght and not giving up information, come back and k!ll 4 people.......by an HIV related sickness

Jim Jones would be that kid that got beat up at the basketball game for thinkin he hard and lookin like a new school oompa loompa, then Cam'ron would try to help him out but run away like a bi*ch

Talib would be the only kid in school still rockin visors

Kanye would take home economics every year

DMX would bark at you if you tried to start sh*t with him

Lil Wayne would be the short n*gga that always got pus*y

Mya would be the teacher every n*gga wanted to beat on

Jeezy is the n*gga i would beat the sh*t out of
 02-07-2006, 09:31 PM         #54
I3Baller  OP
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 Young Writer said:
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his
Clique


LOL THAT n*gga IS UGLY
u checkin him out lol
 02-07-2006, 09:37 PM         #55
MURDAMAZE  OP
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cud this be a classic..!..?
 12 years ago '05        #56
Zdawg 2 heat pts
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Dre & Snoop...Smoking Chronic, After-Math Class
Hah!...


Check out My boy D.Rymz..he did a sick track, based on the hiphop high school thing >>

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 12 years ago '06        #57
leediddy21 
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C-murder would be the kid you see on the first day of school then get expailed.

Russell Simmons would be in the class president.

Left eye would be the girl always thinkin that she could beat up a man!
 02-07-2006, 10:08 PM         #58
FaceMob  OP
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 Santoro said:
Scarface would be a Senior everyone respected and no one fu*ked with. If you wanted to do anything major, you had to ask Scarface.
:applause: :D
 12 years ago '04        #59
nitetrain8601 22 heat pts22
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 ROD said:
- Baby "birdman" would neva come to school but pass cuz he paid the teachers off
Not true. Baby doesn't pay anyone.
 02-08-2006, 12:26 AM         #60
magnetic24  OP
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Immortal Technique and Sabac would always hang and talk about Che Guevara...

Necro and Ill Bill where the white kids who jumped someguy who called them crackers...

Gortex got stabbed first day of school for dropping the N bomb while battling some dude...

MF Doom is the guy in the library reading comic books...

Black Rob was the guy who everyone gave respect becuase he looked like GZA ...

LL cool J was once the king of the school, but then he graduated and became a janitor at the school...
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