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 13 years ago '04        #26
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timberland would be the one who would steal your lunch and eat it in front of you

 13 years ago '04        #27
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oh and i forgot....

Mia X would be that fat chick everyone hated on.... but every dude fu*ked....

 02-07-2006, 12:59 PM         #28
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Dmx would be that crazy n*ggah that you just dont fu*k wit even if its a joke.

 02-07-2006, 01:00 PM         #29
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superhead would be the chick every guy fu*ked then shed write about it in her diary.

 02-07-2006, 01:01 PM         #30
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lil kim would be my gf

 13 years ago '04        #31
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Mike Jones would be the fat, retarded kid that had amneisha, so he said his name ova and ova 2 keep from 4gettin it...

 13 years ago '04        #32
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if lil kim was the school hoe, nas would try to wifey her..

 13 years ago '04        #33
therealness 3 heat pts
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this is some funny sh*t.

Jay and Dame would be cool all throughout highschool until senior year and Dame was no longer alowed to sit at the cool table at lunch witch would consist of Def Jam artist(Kanye,Jeezy,Tierra Marie,Foxy Brown etc) and Beyone of coarse. Instead he has to sit with the Juniors or the next n*ggas comin up in the game.(DipSet)

 13 years ago '04        #34
therealness 3 heat pts
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50 would be the deisel athlete(wrestleing and football captain) who everyone thought was on steriods. Plus he would snitch to his coach about other people on the team.

 13 years ago '05        #35
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Yayo would be the cat you would always tell him the joke that went "If yo hand shakes when it gets in front of yo face...you have cancer"



When Juelz would walk home by himself, he'd get jumped by some real cats, and have his chain snatched...then he would run and tell Cam to diss Jay...for no reason.



Kanye would spill Gatorade on his Lacoste...and go home crying.



Kaze would the cat that spits the hottest sh*t on campus, but when you asked him if he was ever gonna do a CD he'd say..."No."



Mariah Carey would be out 2 times a quarter giving birth.





J.Lo would start her own crew...Then get her a.ss beat by some Eastside Chicas.





D'Angelo would come to school with nothing but some jogging shorts and a Under Armour shirt.





50 Cent would play Football...but then get kicked off for having a s3xual affair with Lloyd Banks in the shower.





Big Pooh from Little Brother would show up to school everyday...Park in the parking lot...and stay there 'till lunch and only go to 6th Period.





R. Kelly would be voted "Most Likely to have s3x with a minor...And p!ss on her face"

 02-07-2006, 01:40 PM         #36
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Lil' Kim is the school ho. everybody and their brother fu*ked her.

Young Buck & T.I. are the crazy southern boys that start sh*t with bigger dudes just to start sh*t and they win most of the time.

Jay-Z is the class president

Mobb Deep & Three-6 Mafia are the pranksters that be throwin spit wads at the nerd in class and fu*k up all the sh*t on campus

Kanye West, Pharrell, & Common are the nerds that get picked on by everybody.

Ja Rule is the little stuart little lookin cat that gets the sh*t kicked out of him by everybody and their mother. then snitches on em to the principal

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Cypress Hill, Lil' Wyte, Snoop Dogg, & Dr. Dre are the class stoners that you ALWAYS see before and after school smokin a blunt in the back but NEVER see in class.

R. Kelly is the senior thats always fu*kin with the 7th, 8th, & 9th graders.

Lloyd Bank$ is the pretty boy that gets all the pus*y and is down with the school bully, 50 Cent, Young Buck, & the dude that sells drugs to the teachers & students, Tony Yayo. they call themselves G-Unit

The Game got kicked out of G-Unit, now he spends all day spreading rumors about them and trying to make the basketball team but just cant ever make the cut. hes the guy that'll tell ya boys that you a f*g and then later tell u he's sorry, he was just clownin'

Bizzy Bone & B.G. are the dudes scorin drugs from Yayo.

Eminem is the down white boy

Ying-Yang Twins, Mike Jones, David Banner, & Black Child make up the retarded class.

Superhead is the secretary in the office who gives EVERYBODY head

Dame Dash is the Vice Principal

Jimmy Iovine is the principal


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 02-07-2006, 01:45 PM         #37
remixdapics  OP
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Tony Yayo is the dude who graduated to 10 years ago came back for a renunion n never left

Lil Kim is the girl pregnant evrery other semester

Fabolous, Game, Shaq, & Master P all play varsity ball

Jim Jones & Cam always would be in class talkin sh*t but durin the f!ght cam would leave jim


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 02-07-2006, 01:47 PM         #38
Flacco Da Gawd  OP
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Benzino is the editor of the school paper

 02-07-2006, 03:04 PM         #39
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 MY_name said
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy

 02-07-2006, 03:09 PM         #40
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Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity

Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria

 02-07-2006, 03:31 PM         #41
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dave chapelle would be the guy who always told jokes and nick cannon was the guy who tried to copy chapelle, but always got made fun of...

paul wall would be the white guy trying to sell conterfit jewlry...

mike jones would be the kid who always took jokes, no madder what, and then brought a gun to school...

young jeezy would yell AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY whenever he got one...

young buck was the guy who never really had a group, he used to hang with d-tay, then got popular and hung with g-unit, but then would randomly hang out with the "dirty" boys...

cormega was the guy who used to support nas but then got expelled for dealing in school...

tradgedy kadafi was the guy who just used to hang out with all the queens people but nobody ever knew him or who he was...

havoc was the guy who used to stick up for prodigy whenever people used to bag him about being a dancer...

Prodigy and Tupac got into a f!ght becuase they both tried out for the main roles in swan lake...

Tupac was always the lead actor in plays and musicals, but everybody respected him so they didn't say anything...

The Juice Crew where those random seniors who used to hang with the head of music, Marley Marl...

Roxanne Shante and the Real Roxanne where always at each other, and never really settled their f!ght...

Teachers of Black history Chuck D and Flava Flav got sacked and where replaced by Dead Prez...

Cypress hill where the guys who used to roll blunts in class and never realized why they where there...

Game was the kid who used to wear a NY hat and Air Force Ones, but said his favorite team was the dodgers and he wears chucks...

Everyone always used to look at yayo and yayo only did something when 50 was around...

MOP where they people who never put there hand up to answer a question, they always yelled otu the answer, even on tests...

Ice-T was the guy who used to play in the School Rock band, but got kicked out after he wrote cop k!lla...

JR Writer was the kid who transferred and hung by himself...

Raekwon was the guy who thought he was in the mafia and most people believed him...

RZA was the guy who thought he was asian and always used to do Tai Chi and whenever someone said something ODB and GZA used to beat them down...

Inspektah Deck was the guy who you never saw on his own...

 02-07-2006, 03:47 PM         #42
T A S H  OP
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Method Man & Redman would be the school butt buddies....and possible the school pot headzzzz hahaha

 13 years ago '04        #43
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Nas would be that cool intelligent kid that doesn't hang with the most popular crew, but he's well respected and not seen as a nerd. Members of his crew would include AZ, Jadakiss, and Royce Da 5'9.

Jay-Z would be the the kid who hung with the popular crowd with Beyonce, the Roc family and his parents would be Dr. Dre and Oprah.

Nelly would hang with the rest of his STL mates, Chingy, the Lunatics and anyone else from that city just because they're losers like that.

Game would be the annoying kid in school who only has clout because of his father(Dre) and his older brother Jay-Z.

50 Cent would be that kid who thinks he's the hardest sh*t out and will pick f!ghts with anyone.

 13 years ago '04        #44
nitetrain8601 26 heat pts26
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I got more, but later.

 02-07-2006, 04:30 PM         #45
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50 would be that magnet student that doesn't even live in the county whose grandmother drops him off at school every morning to get a good education in a nice environment after he got in trouble at his last school and got stabbed 9 times with a No.2 pencil

Lloyd would be the semi-cool cat that had potential to be more popular but sold his soul when he got on 50's d*ck because he admired his muscles and story of being stabbed 9 times

Cassidy would be that c*cky a.ss kid that never really got into any f!ghts but people always wanted him to do something really stupid so they could fu*k him up

Busta would be that cool a.ss Jamaican dude that got good grades and always charmed his way out of trouble

Puffy would be that n*gga throwin slumber parties every weekend

Jay Z would be that everyone talked about behind his back regarding how ugly he is but was cool so never made fun of him about it in his face

Craig Mack would be that ugly n*gga everyone made fun of in front of his face but still be cool with because he was down

Loon would be that smart, quiet pretty boy who noone really wanted to fu*k with because you heard rumors about his family bein gangstas

Jeezy would be that n*gga that sold Airheads, Jolly Ranchers, chips, Blowpops and quarter waters everyday carrying them in his backpack that never had books

 02-07-2006, 04:54 PM         #46
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common, kanye, and andre 3000 would try to out-dress each other.
lauryn hill, erykah badu, and alicia keys would be those fine chicks everyone wanted, but no one could get cause their game wasn't strong enough until the school through a poetry slam and kweli, common, mos, jay-z and nas shined through.
kanye was really the best at it, but he didn't win
nas and az would be the best of friends that were always together when they needed to be, but never together when everyone else wanted them to be together (like now when they need to drop an album together, but they wont)
jadakiss would be that n*gga getting all a's in class but never really cared
busta rhymes and ludacris would be the class clowns
ghostface and raekwon would be the best friends who would fu*k you up if you looked at them wrong and then ghostface would take your girl
ll cool j would be that teacher all the ladies loved (no homo)
and sade would be the teacher all the n*ggas wanted
mya would be the good girl who liked bad boys
e-40 would be that n*gga who always passed english, but you never understood what he said
lil wayne, papoose, jae millz, saigon, stack bundles, and cory gunz would be the freshmen that no one fu*ked with
russell simmons would be the principal...

 13 years ago '05        #47
marzeial 1 heat pts
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 therealness said
50 would be the deisel athlete(wrestleing and football captain) who everyone thought was on steriods. Plus he would snitch to his coach about other people on the team.
Yo, this had me rollin...

How about:

Fab would be the special ed spelling bee winner, 4 years running.

Oliva would be the chick that some thought was see was bad but couldn't decide if she was a man or not.

Guerilla Black be that kid that looked like Biggie and sometimes got mistaken for him.

MC Hammer would be the school dance teacher

Outkast would be the kids with the strange style but people never really questioned it

 13 years ago '04        #48
rikedizzle 
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copywrite would be the kid gettin beat up every week

 13 years ago '04        #49
ROD 644 heat pts644
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- Beanie Sigel would get sent to the principal's office everyday cuz he banged sombody

- State Property was the crew that always got sent to trainin school

- Baby "birdman" would neva come to school but pass cuz he paid the teachers off

- J Hood would be that little n*gga that chilled wit the older kids

 13 years ago '05        #50
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Wu-Tang Clan- The schools legendary clique, they are both respected and feared. All members knew kung-fu. When you first enter the school they warned you not to fu*k with them. Freshman Ma$e fu*ked with them so he got his jaw broken.Eventually broke up (Somewhat) but all members were still highly respected.

Dipset- The wannabe drug hustling crew. Started a crazy pink phrase in the school. Gets everyone mad. All members process 3rd grade vocabs skills.

Kanye- The school's cry baby. The n*gga whose always ranting for now getting "student of the month" award or good grades. Also school's #1 "suspect".

Immortal Technique- Chubby anarchist and poetic Mexican. Always rebelling against the administration.

Jin-Only chinese kid around. The dude you can always see battling for lunch money. Tried to get people to learn chinese, but no one cared to listen too besides when he freestyles.

Papoose- The Freshman on the rise.

Memphis Bleek- Simply said: The kid with the HUGE forehead that does Jay's homework

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