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 02-07-2006, 12:32 PM         #21
R=77  OP
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Ghostface would be that cat that stole your Jansport Book Bag!
And slapped you for stepping on his Blue and Cream Wallys!

Beanie would be the one who some how snuck a gun into homeroom

Heavy D would be the overweight gym teacher who came back next
one year mad skinny

Lauren Hill would be the fly neo soul chick who had mad poems written
in her loose leaf but know one knew she had talent till she graduated

Eminem wouldve gotten beaten up then started writing rhymes about it

KRS -1 would be principle and he would suspend Nelly and give him detention
where he would be force to write "HE'S STILL NO 1 AND I'M NOT"
 12 years ago '04        #22
madness 16 heat pts16
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Trick Daddy would be the school druggie/pimp, Trina would be his main ho
Ice Cube would be the black man who' always angry
 12 years ago '04        #23
P_mass_nc 
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lmao...

Kanye would be the n*gga to bring a lunch box to school but make it sound cool by stating "son I'm saving mad money bringing my lunch from home, I'mm save and cop producing equipment"

Just Blaze would be cat who would bring his PS2 to school and hook it up on the weight lifting class TV, instead of doing any physical activity.
 02-07-2006, 01:07 PM         #24
MortalDanger  OP
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"Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
Afro-Centric
but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew
consisting of Mos Def and Such.."

LMAO...a fu*kin men.... Thats all he is now in the rap game a nerd.... only diff is hes in the sped english/poetry class cause he sucks at it...
 12 years ago '06        #25
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
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lil jon would get u in trouble in class cuz everytime u try to whisper something to him in class he would be like WHAT! mad loud he would also instigate all the f!ghts at lunch. talkin bout u aint nuttin but a BIA BIA

common would be b-boyin during the school dance
talib kweli would stay in the cypher would common during lunch
kanye and just blaze would be beat battlin for the cypher
outkast would be gettin in f!ghts cuz andre would be gettin clowned on cuz his style of clothes

shaq would be on the b-ball team and try to rap in the cypher and get destroyed by game who is his teamate
 12 years ago '04        #26
djrdubz 
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timberland would be the one who would steal your lunch and eat it in front of you
 12 years ago '04        #27
djrdubz 
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oh and i forgot....

Mia X would be that fat chick everyone hated on.... but every dude fu*ked....
 02-07-2006, 01:59 PM         #28
Ramazed  OP
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Dmx would be that crazy n*ggah that you just dont fu*k wit even if its a joke.
 02-07-2006, 02:00 PM         #29
Ramazed  OP
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superhead would be the chick every guy fu*ked then shed write about it in her diary.
 02-07-2006, 02:01 PM         #30
Ramazed  OP
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lil kim would be my gf
 12 years ago '04        #31
Imfamous 
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Mike Jones would be the fat, retarded kid that had amneisha, so he said his name ova and ova 2 keep from 4gettin it...
 12 years ago '04        #32
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if lil kim was the school hoe, nas would try to wifey her..
 12 years ago '04        #33
therealness 1 heat pts
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this is some funny sh*t.

Jay and Dame would be cool all throughout highschool until senior year and Dame was no longer alowed to sit at the cool table at lunch witch would consist of Def Jam artist(Kanye,Jeezy,Tierra Marie,Foxy Brown etc) and Beyone of coarse. Instead he has to sit with the Juniors or the next n*ggas comin up in the game.(DipSet)
 12 years ago '04        #34
therealness 1 heat pts
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50 would be the deisel athlete(wrestleing and football captain) who everyone thought was on steriods. Plus he would snitch to his coach about other people on the team.
 12 years ago '05        #35
Afekz 
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Yayo would be the cat you would always tell him the joke that went "If yo hand shakes when it gets in front of yo face...you have cancer"



When Juelz would walk home by himself, he'd get jumped by some real cats, and have his chain snatched...then he would run and tell Cam to diss Jay...for no reason.



Kanye would spill Gatorade on his Lacoste...and go home crying.



Kaze would the cat that spits the hottest sh*t on campus, but when you asked him if he was ever gonna do a CD he'd say..."No."



Mariah Carey would be out 2 times a quarter giving birth.





J.Lo would start her own crew...Then get her a.ss beat by some Eastside Chicas.





D'Angelo would come to school with nothing but some jogging shorts and a Under Armour shirt.





50 Cent would play Football...but then get kicked off for having a s3xual affair with Lloyd Banks in the shower.





Big Pooh from Little Brother would show up to school everyday...Park in the parking lot...and stay there 'till lunch and only go to 6th Period.





R. Kelly would be voted "Most Likely to have s3x with a minor...And p!ss on her face"
 02-07-2006, 02:40 PM         #36
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Lil' Kim is the school ho. everybody and their brother fu*ked her.

Young Buck & T.I. are the crazy southern boys that start sh*t with bigger dudes just to start sh*t and they win most of the time.

Jay-Z is the class president

Mobb Deep & Three-6 Mafia are the pranksters that be throwin spit wads at the nerd in class and fu*k up all the sh*t on campus

Kanye West, Pharrell, & Common are the nerds that get picked on by everybody.

Ja Rule is the little stuart little lookin cat that gets the sh*t kicked out of him by everybody and their mother. then snitches on em to the principal

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Cypress Hill, Lil' Wyte, Snoop Dogg, & Dr. Dre are the class stoners that you ALWAYS see before and after school smokin a blunt in the back but NEVER see in class.

R. Kelly is the senior thats always fu*kin with the 7th, 8th, & 9th graders.

Lloyd Bank$ is the pretty boy that gets all the pus*y and is down with the school bully, 50 Cent, Young Buck, & the dude that sells drugs to the teachers & students, Tony Yayo. they call themselves G-Unit

The Game got kicked out of G-Unit, now he spends all day spreading rumors about them and trying to make the basketball team but just cant ever make the cut. hes the guy that'll tell ya boys that you a f*g and then later tell u he's sorry, he was just clownin'

Bizzy Bone & B.G. are the dudes scorin drugs from Yayo.

Eminem is the down white boy

Ying-Yang Twins, Mike Jones, David Banner, & Black Child make up the retarded class.

Superhead is the secretary in the office who gives EVERYBODY head

Dame Dash is the Vice Principal

Jimmy Iovine is the principal


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 02-07-2006, 02:45 PM         #37
remixdapics  OP
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Tony Yayo is the dude who graduated to 10 years ago came back for a renunion n never left

Lil Kim is the girl pregnant evrery other semester

Fabolous, Game, Shaq, & Master P all play varsity ball

Jim Jones & Cam always would be in class talkin sh*t but durin the f!ght cam would leave jim


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 02-07-2006, 02:47 PM         #38
Flacco Da Gawd  OP
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Benzino is the editor of the school paper
 02-07-2006, 04:04 PM         #39
Spit 2.0  OP
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 MY_name said:
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy
 02-07-2006, 04:09 PM         #40
Young Writer  OP
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Ying Yang Twins -would be in special ed

Jay-z- would cheat on all his test and get a scholarship and rewarded for it kinda like his career

50 cent -would have home school do to lack of sercurity

Big Pun-K.O.T.C AKA King Of the Cafeteria
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