If Hip Hop Was High School...
|02-07-2006, 04:52 AM||#1|
If Hip Hop Was High School...
I saw this somewhere else and figured I'd post it. If it's old....oh well.
Lil Kim would be the school ho.
J-Lo would be that high maintance latina chick who has a new boyfriend
every week.. but still beats a bi*ch up if she messes with her man.
Master P would be the basketball star.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork who can't dance.
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew
consisting of Mos Def and Such..
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports
and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and always be parkin at
the school and coming to homecoming with his "lil cousin"
MC Lyte, Queen Latifa, Spinderrella, Salt & Peppa would be the starting five varsity girls basketball line up that always lost......... But people still came to their games.
Eminem would be the white dude who always hangs with the brothas..but somtimes gets his a.ss whooped by saying the wrong things to the brothas.
ODB, Beanie Sigel, and Project Pat would be the three special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.....Mace was mistakenly put in this class also.
Tupac and Biggie are the two beloved kids who died...and kids still argue about them about "whos better".
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Mike Jones is the kid who suffers from A.D.D...with a dash of touretts
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a
novel of sorts
Mace would be the born again christian who doesnt go to parties anymore to get wasted.
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Bubba Sparxxx and Haystak would be the school rednecks
Field Mob would be the kids from the back country
Ludacris is the class clown
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be the fat guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Nelly would be the pretty-boy, jr.varsity, freshman that all the females love, and
most of the guys hate
.....Which means the St. Lunatics would be the guys that get fine ladies
simply because of their affiliation with Nelly
Three Six Mafia would be the most feared group of kids in school because they're loners
Bone Thugs N Harmony would be the school potheads
Lil Wyte would be the school druggie
Redman and Method Man would win the school superlative of Best Friends
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody
could understand why
2Live Crew would be the school pervs who always smacked girls a.sses in the hallway, but paid them to flash their t*tties and even give them some head in the bathrooms or in the locker rooms...
...later on in College, they released a hit video series called "Girls Gone Wild".
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Chingy would be the horny freshman who can't get none.
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of
the required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of
hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all
Lil Jon would be the guy you saw with a full backpack on, running and jumping and screamin down the halls, he knows everybody and everybody knows him.......but you never ONCE seen him in class!
Juvenille: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of
The Roots is the really good respectable band that plays at the school talent shows..
..but Dem Franchize boyz would be the ones who always wins the show because they get the audience hyped
Lil Jon and The Eastside Boys would be the kids who always got the whole school crunk at pep ralleys
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Santana and Lil Wayne would be the ones you see every morning having a rap battle
Big Tymers are the two boys who always had a wad of cash in their pockets but you always wondered were it came from.
Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still get respect from the black people
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Benzino is that old a.ss 23 yr old sophmore who always keep getting kept back..for whatever reason
Cam'ron is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told everything
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
Pac & Prodigy would be the only two males in dance class
Feel free to add on....
|02-07-2006, 08:14 AM||#7|
Joe Budden woul be the dude who was good at evrything sports,classes, you name it but still people didnt know who he was
Lloyd Banks would be the dude who got the hos but really was on the DL
Usher would be a pretty boy always gettin girls and fresh gear
Missy Elliot would be the girl who tried out for the football team and was captain of the field hockey squad
Bleek would be a popular kid but only if Jay was around otherwise people would ignore him
R. Kelly would be the senior always takin freshmen to the dances
Game would be the dude that would talk sh*t in school then hit you up on the phone at night like im sorry
Jim Jones would be the dude always gettin in f!ghts gettin his a.ss whopped but people respected him cauz he hood
|02-07-2006, 08:46 AM||#8|
|11 years ago||'05 #12|
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lil bow wow would be that lil 7th grader that chilled wit the highschoolers.
freeway would be the school muslim
jay z would be the coolest n*gga in school, but everybody knew he wasn't no punk.
Nas would be the quiet n*gga, that got in a f!ght wit Jay, and actually held his own, now nas get a lot more respect around the school.
|02-07-2006, 12:02 PM||#17|
Skillz would be the dude evryone said was talented but he only tried to at the end of the year
Diddy & Dame Dash would be the dudes who sell bootlegs from their lockers
KanYe West, chess club president, a preppy dude who even the white dudes said acted white
Common, Mos Def & Talib Kweli would run the African American Club
|11 years ago||'04 #20|
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Lil Jon would be that nerdy guy no one knew, but only knew of him cuz he used to beat box to himself, while sittin by himself at lunch...
Talib Kweli would be that n*gga that would skip classes 4 outta 5 days of the week, but make better a grade than u on the test, when u studied...wtf...
Jeezy would be that n*gga who came to high school simply to push drugs..but who wasn't enrolled since 6th grade...
Fat Joe would be one ya of homeboys that gets clowned everday, cuz he got kicked off the Football team cuz he failed Spanish..