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 02-07-2006, 04:52 AM         #1
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Flacco Da Gawd 
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If Hip Hop Was High School...
 

 
I saw this somewhere else and figured I'd post it. If it's old....oh well.


Lil Kim would be the school ho.

J-Lo would be that high maintance latina chick who has a new boyfriend
every week.. but still beats a bi*ch up if she messes with her man.

Master P would be the basketball star.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who can't dance.

Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his
Clique

Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
Afro-Centric
but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew
consisting of Mos Def and Such..

D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports
and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway

Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and always be parkin at
the school and coming to homecoming with his "lil cousin"

MC Lyte, Queen Latifa, Spinderrella, Salt & Peppa would be the starting five varsity girls basketball line up that always lost......... But people still came to their games.

Eminem would be the white dude who always hangs with the brothas..but somtimes gets his a.ss whooped by saying the wrong things to the brothas.

ODB, Beanie Sigel, and Project Pat would be the three special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.....Mace was mistakenly put in this class also.

Tupac and Biggie are the two beloved kids who died...and kids still argue about them about "whos better".

Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.

Suge Knight would be the school bully.

Mike Jones is the kid who suffers from A.D.D...with a dash of touretts

Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.

Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a
novel of sorts

Mace would be the born again christian who doesnt go to parties anymore to get wasted.

Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies
attention....

and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books, getting his lunch

Outkast would be the school hippies.

Bubba Sparxxx and Haystak would be the school rednecks

Field Mob would be the kids from the back country

Ludacris is the class clown

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX

Biggie would be the fat guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.

50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of

Nelly would be the pretty-boy, jr.varsity, freshman that all the females love, and
most of the guys hate
.....Which means the St. Lunatics would be the guys that get fine ladies
simply because of their affiliation with Nelly

Three Six Mafia would be the most feared group of kids in school because they're loners

Bone Thugs N Harmony would be the school potheads

Lil Wyte would be the school druggie

Redman and Method Man would win the school superlative of Best Friends

Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody
could understand why

2Live Crew would be the school pervs who always smacked girls a.sses in the hallway, but paid them to flash their t*tties and even give them some head in the bathrooms or in the locker rooms...

...later on in College, they released a hit video series called "Girls Gone Wild".

Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own

Chingy would be the horny freshman who can't get none.

Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or
not

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys

WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to
every class

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of
the required 700.

Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of
hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly

KRS-One would be the know-it-all

Lil Jon would be the guy you saw with a full backpack on, running and jumping and screamin down the halls, he knows everybody and everybody knows him.......but you never ONCE seen him in class!

Juvenille: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of
his voice.

The Roots is the really good respectable band that plays at the school talent shows..

..but Dem Franchize boyz would be the ones who always wins the show because they get the audience hyped

Lil Jon and The Eastside Boys would be the kids who always got the whole school crunk at pep ralleys

J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.

Santana and Lil Wayne would be the ones you see every morning having a rap battle

Big Tymers are the two boys who always had a wad of cash in their pockets but you always wondered were it came from.

Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still get respect from the black people

Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone

Benzino is that old a.ss 23 yr old sophmore who always keep getting kept back..for whatever reason

Cam'ron is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to
school

Lady of Rage would be that one female bully

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told everything

E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked

Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys


Pac & Prodigy would be the only two males in dance class

Feel free to add on....

138 comments for "If Hip Hop Was High School..."

 02-07-2006, 04:55 AM         #2
magnetic24 
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lol good work, props...
i'd hang with the graduating class of 87 YEAH!!!!
 02-07-2006, 04:59 AM         #3
magnetic24 
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slick rick would be the token english guy
 02-07-2006, 05:57 AM         #4
cpgza14 
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Rakim and KRS-One would be the cool teachers in the school that all the students like.
 02-07-2006, 06:04 AM         #5
choong 
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lmao...props

dre n snoop wuld be the choong head n pimp, and jeezy would b da shotta


Last edited by choong; 02-07-2006 at 06:05 AM..
 02-07-2006, 07:44 AM         #6
KILOCHARLIE 
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lol, props

could make a good movie if there wouldn't be a death told on set every day
 02-07-2006, 08:14 AM         #7
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Joe Budden woul be the dude who was good at evrything sports,classes, you name it but still people didnt know who he was

Lloyd Banks would be the dude who got the hos but really was on the DL

Usher would be a pretty boy always gettin girls and fresh gear

Missy Elliot would be the girl who tried out for the football team and was captain of the field hockey squad

Bleek would be a popular kid but only if Jay was around otherwise people would ignore him

R. Kelly would be the senior always takin freshmen to the dances

Game would be the dude that would talk sh*t in school then hit you up on the phone at night like im sorry

Jim Jones would be the dude always gettin in f!ghts gettin his a.ss whopped but people respected him cauz he hood
 02-07-2006, 08:46 AM         #8
Flacco Da Gawd 
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 remixdapics said:
Joe Budden woul be the dude who was good at evrything sports,classes, you name it but still people didnt know who he was

Lloyd Banks would be the dude who got the hos but really was on the DL

Usher would be a pretty boy always gettin girls and fresh gear

Missy Elliot would be the girl who tried out for the football team and was captain of the field hockey squad

Bleek would be a popular kid but only if Jay was around otherwise people would ignore him

R. Kelly would be the senior always takin freshmen to the dances

Game would be the dude that would talk sh*t in school then hit you up on the phone at night like im sorry

Jim Jones would be the dude always gettin in f!ghts gettin his a.ss whopped but people respected him cauz he hood
props
 11 years ago '05        #9
abdullah 
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Ya'll n*ggas is Funny
 11 years ago '04        #10
Young Writer 
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Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his
Clique


LOL THAT n*gga IS UGLY
 11 years ago '04        #11
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
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Clique


LOL THAT n*gga IS UGLY
had me rollin, homie!!! props
 11 years ago '05        #12
ondareal 
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lil bow wow would be that lil 7th grader that chilled wit the highschoolers.

freeway would be the school muslim

jay z would be the coolest n*gga in school, but everybody knew he wasn't no punk.

Nas would be the quiet n*gga, that got in a f!ght wit Jay, and actually held his own, now nas get a lot more respect around the school.
 02-07-2006, 10:56 AM         #13
watdog 
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DMX would be that cat that just loud talked all the time for no reason. MOP would be cool as hell but everyone would be scared to f&ck with them.
 02-07-2006, 11:06 AM         #14
remixdapics 
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Lil Romeo would be the 10 year old playin JV basketball
 11 years ago '05        #15
Santoro 12 heat pts12
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Scarface would be a Senior everyone respected and no one fu*ked with. If you wanted to do anything major, you had to ask Scarface.
 11 years ago '05        #16
Santoro 12 heat pts12
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Big Pun would be the fat popular guy who got along with everyone, but Jay-Z.
Fat Joe would be his hype man always saying Yes to anything Big Pun said.
 02-07-2006, 12:02 PM         #17
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Skillz would be the dude evryone said was talented but he only tried to at the end of the year

Diddy & Dame Dash would be the dudes who sell bootlegs from their lockers

KanYe West, chess club president, a preppy dude who even the white dudes said acted white

Common, Mos Def & Talib Kweli would run the African American Club
 11 years ago '04        #18
The-Ripper 
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Pac would be the n*gga that taught the young punks more than they teachers.
 11 years ago '04        #19
steve-austin 
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lol nufin but jokes....
 11 years ago '04        #20
P_mass_nc 
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Lil Jon would be that nerdy guy no one knew, but only knew of him cuz he used to beat box to himself, while sittin by himself at lunch...

Talib Kweli would be that n*gga that would skip classes 4 outta 5 days of the week, but make better a grade than u on the test, when u studied...wtf...

Jeezy would be that n*gga who came to high school simply to push drugs..but who wasn't enrolled since 6th grade...

Fat Joe would be one ya of homeboys that gets clowned everday, cuz he got kicked off the Football team cuz he failed Spanish..
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