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 13 years ago '04        #1
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Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Best .40 Cal Punchlines
 

 
he got a bunch of 'em here go one of my favorites

"so i hit him wit a nine shell/
to take his dough and send him back broke like his spine frail/
so fu*k jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Seinfield/"

keep it goin

21 comments for "Best .40 Cal Punchlines"

 12-11-2005, 12:07 PM         #2
SlickR 
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I dont remember exact lines.. but it was in his battle with Cardi -

"They thinking im Spelling iverson when
I say Ill leave you on IV in the ER son"

 13 years ago '04        #3
Young Fab 1 heat pts OP
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oh yea

"they thinkin i'm spellin "IVERSON" when da beef all done/
cause he'll be on IV in da ER, son/

 12-11-2005, 12:58 PM         #4
dex1can 
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your whole crew f*gs/
so i call y'al B 2 Gay

 13 years ago '04        #5
SokeSleezy 3 heat pts
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"ya'll n*ggas like 14 days, 2 weak for me"

"im pretty gangsta/im wat u k!llaz aint
my dough like fresh prince uncle,could fill up (philip) banks"

"street bartender/throw em shots like henny swigs"

"for celebration sake,im poppin this clowns neck
like college,n*ggaz fail cause they droppin from CAL-Tech!"

 12-11-2005, 03:21 PM         #6
The VeNoM 
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 SokeSleezy said
"ya'll n*ggas like 14 days, 2 weak for me"

"im pretty gangsta/im wat u k!llaz aint
my dough like fresh prince uncle,could fill up (philip) banks"

"street bartender/throw em shots like henny swigs"

"for celebration sake,im poppin this clowns neck
like college,n*ggaz fail cause they droppin from CAL-Tech!"
The fresh prince line was dope. The rest were wack imo, the "2 weak for me" thing was done before.

 13 years ago '04        #7
Jamaro85 
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 Young Fab said
he got a bunch of 'em here go one of my favorites

"so i hit him wit a nine shell/
to take his dough and send him back broke like his spine frail/
so fu*k jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Seinfield/"

keep it goin
Lol, that Seinfeld sh*t was clever, I ain't heard that before.

 12-11-2005, 05:25 PM         #8
mixthein 
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"The only time you ever see cell block numbers is when you dial *67 and your cell block numbers."

 12-11-2005, 05:43 PM         #9
Krazy K 
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And I chop rocks that make your father cop like Carl Winslow

 12-11-2005, 05:56 PM         #10
BlazeA50 
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"Trust me, so keep talking and get ya team clapped
Gun smoking so much, it need a nicotine patch
And I'mma chain smoker, you got a chain, I smoke ya
Throw 'em on the M track, that's how I train doja's
Broke n*ggaz lie and steal, I leave 'em lyin' still
You got a watch, you dead, that's time to k!ll
It ain't vitamins and when I show 'em the iron pills
I'mma bomb threat, you just a little fire drill
I buy out deals, why? Cuz I rhyme real
So don't think it's millions, when I hit you with the 9 mil'
I'm like a mind field, n*ggaz scared to step to me
Drop two freestyles, already want the best of me
See what the Roc cooking up, this the recipe
Dipset Byrdgang, told you, consectively"

"Put Tha eagle to ya chest like a dipset chain"

"We smack n*ggaz like the dvd
and they say 40 ain't the sickest n*gga rappin' since Easy-E?
I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me (two week)"


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 13 years ago '05        #11
CripKiLLa 
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I love that cal tech sh*t

Ima N Y G// Like JEremry shockey// Come threw drop the coupe like a n*gga is sloppy// i got dj's kicking karate/ cuz they throw my wakz on take ya wakz off like mr miagi

Lets clap for em// dog get the drama award// he tried to acc but he only a honda accord// wen its time for the war// i leave em stressed by the hour// so shook gotta rock his vest in the shower//Look he aint thug life// he the get drunk type/ earl off a budlight/he never had a roughf!ght// he aint tough/ jus having a tough night// 4o write gunfire// i have a dude in a mask waiting wen he slide home like a umpire// i flip bricks on a 1 nighter// have his connect afraid to give up keys like a drunk driver/Im the reason ya name is matthew dunn// i dun multipied and mastered all the math u dunn// like real wrestling slam u 2 the mat u dun// my clothes stay winterfresh like a pack of Gum.

 13 years ago '05        #12
CripKiLLa 
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I wake up these rappers// like plates of breakfast// he throw my album only time you break my records// got n*ggaz like u one/ y u take his necklace// got suffer cuz his mom cant take directions// i tell her to go str8 the bi*ch go round// i say wassup ma the bi*ch go down// no wonder he a clown// with crazy old tims/ he turn the stereo like Now i get radio spins// cal is the truth plz believe him// ya rhymes aint hot go home and reheat em// catch him on the toilet then the hammers will spit// so it true wen he say i cant stand for this sh*t// get a set of candles or the gun wud jus peal// so it not shaq when u hear// u the one i sha k!ll// u better watch ya bars// his wife like ups in the truck trying to take my boxers off.

 13 years ago '04        #13
Waleezy 
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VVVVVVVVVVvvv read da sig

 12-11-2005, 09:16 PM         #14
Young Writer 
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 mixthein said
"The only time you ever see cell block numbers is when you dial *67 and your cell block numbers."


40 cal got some funny as lines

Jus like college n*ggas is failing from cal tech

 13 years ago '04        #15
j0hncena 106 heat pts106
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fu*k With Me/ and i'll Leave you in a all white cast like seinfeld/

or some sh*t like that haha


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 13 years ago '04        #16
sagolous 1 heat pts
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"Im from 40th, where gangstas dwell, where we keep it so underground we often get complaints from hell"

"All u herbs done heard it, dipset be in murder verdicts, license to k!ll, u still got ya learners permit"

"u play 50, get ya story straight, n*ggas will be 50 minus 2, now thats another dude that 40 ate"

 13 years ago '05        #17
burt6303 4 heat pts
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"Blood gush everywhere, stomach and back/ and it ain't a race around the track when it runnin (run in) your lap"
"You talk about your tommy gun, and how your tommy squirt/ like martin told cole we never seen your tommy work"

 13 years ago '05        #18
CripKiLLa 
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40 Is that n*gga wen it come to punchlines

 13 years ago '05        #19
ripped. 
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"u play 50, get ya story straight, n*ggas will be 50 minus 2, now thats another dude that 40 ate"

thats a hot line. same with the carl winslow, cell block numbers, 40 ate, and the wax on wax off like mr miyagi line. actually.. most of his lines are sick.

 13 years ago '04        #20
sundance 
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And I chop rocks that make your father cop like Carl Winslow...LOL THATS FUNNY

 13 years ago '06        #21
Skeweegi_J 
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In one of his battles, he spits somethin like...he just mad cuz his moms cant take directions/i tell her go straight, but she goes around, so when im like whats up ma, she goes down...
props if anyone can find that on audio/video, battle was hot

 13 years ago '04        #22
..AMARU.. 13 heat pts13
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damn never reliesed he was that good..:wow:

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