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 12-19-2005, 11:29 AM         #101
REGULATOR  OP
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 j0hncena said:
I'll Turn Your White T Red Like Santa's Suit/

Holla
I MAKE THIS pus*y SWOLE AS IF WE KNOCKIN THE BOOTS

(AN ADD ON TOO YO sh*t)
 12-19-2005, 11:29 AM         #102
Uncle Sam  OP
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i rock more rocks than roxanne in a rockin chair
 12 years ago '04        #103
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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$16,991 | Props total: 7583 7583
A verbal menance, spit polish testamonies wit no blemish,
ya'll n*ggas trump up stories like C-murders Co-Defendants


Raise my core temp I stay so close to my heater,
fever sick, spittin ill till Germaphobes catch seizures

^^
just a couple
 12-19-2005, 11:50 AM         #104
Candor  OP
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You tha type to shoot a n*gga in tha back, move
Befo' i pump ya "XL" wit "Mags" and i aint talkin bout rap news
 12 years ago '04        #105
meelmuis 5 heat pts
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i get more pus*y than an animal shelter
 12 years ago '05        #106
ThaHustla 
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Bring it any day, ma click stacked wit guns and amunition/i got more "sharp shooters" than the Three Point Competion

i'LL FILL you wit more "shells" than the pacific ocean
 12 years ago '04        #107
Datruth345 
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this is one of teh worst displays of attemtping to write a punchline ive ever seen...out of all the repsnses ther ewer eonly 4 dope ones....some pretending a.ss dudes in this thread
 12 years ago '04        #108
j0hncena 92 heat pts92
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You Suck Like Paris Hilton on Dvd
 12 years ago '05        #109
Con-Con 4 heat pts
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I got this rap game done, contest is ova,
smell the aroma, my rhymes unconscious, stay spittin out comas
tose, yo, cuz, wake up fam
and listen to me spit napalm like we caught up in 'Nam.

and...

Hey, I like to call sports stadiums home,
cuz girls give me Astro, Super, and Georgia dome.


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 12-19-2005, 10:10 PM         #110
BlazeA50  OP
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better check ya bi*ch fore' i regulator(regulate her) like warren G

figured I might aswell drop a wack punchline like everyone else
 12-20-2005, 03:17 PM         #111
qnikes  OP
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Yeah im tellin ya dont ever fu*k wit my money ya betta get it right
Cuz if u do then ima kidnap ya wife, kids, and pets tonight
I give ya a call tommorow demanden the price
Give ya 2 days and if ya aint got the money then they all goin to lose they life
And for fu*kin wit grams of my ice
Ima be scopin ya every moves from out of sight
Never know where i be or what i might be n da Jag dats white
Or da black Chevy wit da dual pipes
I maybe dressed as a bum on da streets or as a janitor right (right)


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 12-20-2005, 03:19 PM         #112
qnikes  OP
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Yeah im all bout that confedi mane
And they call my hood Seseme Street cuz we got them Cookie Monsters and we be movin dem Big Birds steady mane
Cuz we gotta stay fly like Three 6 thats y we roll round wit 26's with da dual pipes on our Chevy's mane
Stay wit a fine bi*ch n da passenger seat leanin over givin us brains
And they dont even wont money just a couple lines of dat cain
And u best believe we keep alot of it cuz we the ones that be cookin up mane
 12-20-2005, 03:19 PM         #113
qnikes  OP
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Ima hustla homie as if ya didn't already know (whatcha mean)
I got 28 grams of dat Kush to blow (ha ha)
I stay strapped wit a 40 fo
So u betta watch it before i leave ya wit ya eyes closed (damnnnnn)
In da pitch black dark i still shine cuz da ice on my arms and neck glow (ha ha)
So thats what i use for a guidin light every where that i go
I just love to stunt so i aint actin homie when they tell ya i be puttin on a show (damnnnn)


Homie watch what ya say or do cuz u aint goin to be able to bail man
Cuz im quick to send that fire at ya like Hailman
Im talkin bout puttin them hawks on ya chest like the mail mans
Leave ya body a bloody mess hard and pale man
It aint goin to be long before they find ya cuz pretty soon u goin to start to smell man
And they goin to have ya outlined n chalk whereever ya fell man
I keep what ya need so come to me cuz i keep tha best cuz thats all dat i sale man
 12 years ago '04        #114
Datruth345 
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please give up dogg, you suck
 12-20-2005, 03:26 PM         #115
f0twenty  OP
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There's too many HORRIBLE gun punchlines.....I dunno how many 'shells' lines you can use to be creative..

When I told you to 'bear' arms..you attacked me with grizzly claws...

You all pack as much 'heat' as an Arctic summer...

You lack hotness like empty matchboxes....

I'm not goin to throw anymore out..but I have enough to sh*t on half these kids..
 12-20-2005, 03:26 PM         #116
qnikes  OP
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Yeah man me and my n*ggas gone off that sprite mixed wit dat liquid codeine
Steady blowin on dat green thats the same color as listerine
And everyday u can find me trappin wit sum fellas on my team
Cuz we out here steady gettin chedda from all these fu*kin fiends
We stay strapped wit heavy altulary wit scopes n bems
Dont bother wearin a vest cuz we blowin out ya fu*kin dreams


See ima hustla homie i'm all bout stackin bread
Sale n e thing ya need soft,hard,clear,purple, or red
But see ya gotta play it cool so u dont start attractin da FED's
Keep some n*ggas on da corner for lookout to always make ya sure ya 1 step ahead
Always stay packin and make sure its full of lead
Just incase ya run into a narc, so stay ready to fire, and make sure to always aim for tha head
Let off a few if ya have to, do what ya gotta do just to make sure that they dead

I keep lots of lead, and i can give ya a few if ya wish me to
Plz believe ya goin to be dead, once them bullets rip thru ya tissue
What sadder there aint goin to be no tears shed, cuz homie noones goin to miss u
Homie did get it twisted like a dread root
I could careless bout n e of yall n*ggas so to all of yall F.U.
If ya want drama i let the semi spread and fill u up wit lead dude
And leave ya n a closed casket n an all black suit


Yeah homie its official, ima k!lla boy so dont go runnin off at the lip
Cuz i keep the 4-5 by my side and n da whip i keep da pistol grip
And its loaded up wit shells that look like missiles, that'll dismember ya from ya fu*kin hips
After i let off wit da metal ima press tha petal and fu*kin dip
In da Esca-Lade on 28's thats fully equiped
And ya betta not slip, cuz ya may get k!ll't wit ya brains spill't
Have the mortician soing up ya body like a fu*kin quilt
Pump alot of weights cuz i gotta stay built
Yall can't get on my level, cuz im standin way above yall n*ggas like i was wearing stilts

U can catch me n da club sippin sum moet
Makin money from all these hoes from da X
If ya gotta problem thats fine cuz i toat techs
Got extended clipse so after im finished wit u i got plenty more for whoever wants it next

Gotta go re-up and bag it up get it ready to be sold
Stay packin ready to spit lead if u want it u can have it leave ya body hard like a pole
Cuz i got da forty fo by myside all i gotta do is grab it and its like Lenny Kravits it'll show me ya soul
Yeah leave ya fu*kin brains scatted all over da fu*kin road
 12 years ago '04        #117
Barcode 7 heat pts
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"Everyday I C murder Like Master P Brother"
yea mayne.....^^^^
 12-20-2005, 05:52 PM         #118
RaioIsLike  OP
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qnikes


IS THE WORSE


A PUNCHLINE NOT 16 BARS n*gga
 12 years ago '05        #119
Con-Con 4 heat pts
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"I learned how to read at age 12, I was one of a kind
Gettin hella brain I still got intelligent mind."

"You talk alot of sh*t, got reverse diarrhea"


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 12 years ago '05        #120
B-Block 
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if u cross me smokin a blunt, ill tear u apart like a virgin c*nt
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