Chino XL Punchlines! (puttin copywrite to shame)

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 12 years ago '05        #1
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Mrniceguy 
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Chino XL Punchlines! (puttin copywrite to shame)
 

 
Time slips away like pop singles on the radio

My click is stoned like they eyes gazed upon Medusa

You blew up like Roseanne's belly
Your style's too old to do me like Aaliyah and R. Kelly

Kill all my complexes make any crowd scream and yell
Oppose and catch a bullet in your back like Philip Pannell

You was a platinum artist 'til the complex got into ya
But I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread chlamydia

"fu*k friends long as a bi*ch bends (Benz) like Mercedes
Invade your mental like U.S. troops invaded Haiti's
Ladies, that are Latin be lovin me more than Desi Arnez but
My voice be aggravatin bi*ches like Rosie Perez SO
I breaks a virgin's hymen open like the seventh seal
"I'm givin them, somethin, they, can feel"
I explore a woman's v*ginal region like Lewis and Clark (please douche)
I might decide to eat the bush like Sandra Bernhardt
Now even the Japanese girls wanna blow me like I'm Sony
But like Mike and that Presley bi*ch, the relationship is phony"

Beats fat like Melodie sweet like Bellamy
You're gellin me more than n*ggaz at PMD shows be yellin for E

fu*k strike a nerve, I massacre strike a main vein
One line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train

Industry k!lls, I go for the throat
I treat you all like Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's marriage-
One big joke

fu*kin up lives like teenage pregnancy

Pray with one eye open, shootin more Led than Zeppelin
Dysfunctional like the Jackson's, death is my obsession

Stress me and, I'll make you see more stars than planetariums

Slice like a cesarean, shoot like insulin

Your individuality is missing like Adam Walsh
Your image faker than the hair on Diana Ross

I'm hot like Patra, Doggystyle on all fours
End your career like Christopher Williams did Al B. Sures

Cause I can give Beverly, Demi and even Melvin Moore (more)
Van Halen, Eddie, get Ellen ready make Pauly Shore (sure)

Watch you collapse and die like you was River Phoenix

"n*gga fu*k a punch line, I write fu*king punch rhymes
I'm gorgous so when I'm performing just leave your girls at home
I'm the best thing to happen to bi*ches since the straightening comb"

Dude is raw :applause:

9 comments for "Chino XL Punchlines! (puttin copywrite to shame)"

 10-09-2005, 05:31 PM         #2
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Chino is definitely Ill.
 12 years ago '05        #3
Mrniceguy  OP
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Urinating in the audience when I perform
Biting the heads of chickens and bats like Ozzy Osborne

"So now you gotta put in time if you wanna get near me
But you can't hear me, cause you're an a**hole like Dennis Leary
Leave you crispy like the children of Kadaffi
You couldn't get no justice if you dug up Thurgo Marshall's body
My career is right out of the bible in the show bizness
I drop my staff it turn to snakes just like Moses
If I found a new crew with same circumstances
Catch the L and they'll be a.ssed out like Prince's pants"

Reject my single I ain't mad at it
Like O.J. getting married again, I'll takes another stab at it

I'm tearing you out the frame like wedding pictures after divorce
Petrol like you dropped the soap in the towel with Luther Vandross

What could I say to get my point across?
Rap don't need that a.ss like Large Professor don't need Main Source

Just slit your throat let Chino XL be your oxygen
I write more "esas"/essays than incarcerated Mexicans

Billy Bathgate flow, that could ca-st-arate Cas-t-tro
Ill as Reagan's prostate for the tri-state when I let my, SOUL, GLOW!

I'm making moves like a stick Pinnochio, no strings on me
And go for broke like James Brown dancing for alimony

You better call God if you wanna do me (freestyle)
You know you gonna die like a black man in a horror movie

My hearts blacker than the entire WB Network
Catch you at ya concert, sweaty like Gerald Levert

Slobbering, it ain't right, the industry ruined my life
I've been black balled like I'm Cuba Gooding Jr's white wife

i'll post more Chino XL lines...later...ya'll MC's wish ya'll could write like this man!
 10-09-2005, 06:28 PM         #4
dannygattz 
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lol chino is a beast when he's on form

what was the line about eric clapton's son? cold-booooooded
 10-10-2005, 01:33 AM         #5
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I wanted 2 quote afew of his lines from your post but there all fu*kin crazy
chino is a beast

The only time i heard any dude come close 2 him on a track wascrooked I on that freestyle they did

who do you reckon came better chino or crpoked
 10-10-2005, 08:02 AM         #6
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I call 'em Cleopatras, they the queens of denial/The Nile

Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up

"Yo, he's wack, slow down the pace"
I'm wack? I'll just retire and blame it on god, like Mase

I'll leave your brains hangin out like Chris Rock's adam's apple
I'm so rare, battlin Chino's like Africa:
Yeah n*ggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there

You sound like me so much I think my sperm's in your water supply

I make you think you on a beach how I make you see shells/sea shells

I ain't from Atlanta but I'll leave you outcasted/outkasted
 10-10-2005, 02:52 PM         #7
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 TriceJ said:
I wanted 2 quote afew of his lines from your post but there all fu*kin crazy
chino is a beast

The only time i heard any dude come close 2 him on a track wascrooked I on that freestyle they did

who do you reckon came better chino or crpoked
I don't know, they both k!lled it.

"When Icon ill out
I spill out rhymes so offensive even Chino will tell me to chill-out"
 10-11-2005, 09:34 AM         #8
TriceJ 
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 twiztidgear said:
I don't know, they both k!lled it.

"When Icon ill out
I spill out rhymes so offensive even Chino will tell me to chill-out"

hahah yeh what about this line he spit
"like watching pr0no flicks with six chicks im the hardest one in here"
fukn classic


but i always got the feelin chino was chuckin in subliminal sh*t like
I put the fly 2 your 'I' like ethiopeans starving

ya know

Peace Man
 12 years ago '04        #9
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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 stfukthnx said:

Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up

I'm so rare, battlin Chino's like Africa:
Yeah n*ggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there

:wow: :eek: :jawdrop:



them there is fu*kin k!llA!!!


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 10-11-2005, 01:55 PM         #10
TriceJ 
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the only one better than chino xl at pullin punches was BIG L R.I.P
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