Hardest Punchline

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 10-09-2005, 10:40 PM         #121
Soljaragz 
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damn that banks one about king kong's nuts had me cracking up. lmao

I dont remember too much but one that I just remembered.

"These n*ggaz talking sweet, I hit em cavaties, I got graveyard flyers, man Im passing them out" - Lil Wayne

"On my way to the east to the laundromat
Got to wash dat money and get on my a.ss" - Lil Wayne

"If sh*t tend to be slow i put on a mask
Make it halloween and take all ya bags" - Lil Wayne

Lmao all from one song :p
 12 years ago '04        #122
torious 67 heat pts67
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"conscience of ya nonsense
in 88 sold more powder than johnson and johnson" big

"that sh*t aint gon never pop like 10 gold chains
thats why your bi*ch blowin on me like nintendo games" - banks

"all of these metaphors none of yall get
i'ma keep it simple, i conned em (condom) like my d!ck" - papoose
pap's got sh*tloads of hard ones i cant even begin to list, n*gga goes off
 12 years ago '04        #123
droopy5631 
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 Shadychicano said:
Who in the hell wanna battle, the ill mathematical?
My motherfu*kin' brain is IBM compatible
Techniques are foreign, far from being borin
My style is hard like cancer without McCorman
I run threw your crew like the flu when I bomb it
My styles like AIDS cause don't nobody want it
n*ggas frontin' like they hard
But I'm a Street f!ghter like Jean Claude
And I'll split your sh*t, god
Right down the middle
Play you like a riddle
I got a fetish for t*tties, I nibble on the n*pple
Then trespass on your property like Monopoly
Subdue your crew and beat that a.ss properly
Welcome to the Desert Storm annual extravaganza
Clue rolls deeper than the cart-rides on Bonanza
I feed off weed, natural energy sources
Lyrics with more power than the horses they put in Porsches
Can't be tested or F'ed wit, I'm too reckless
I chop off heads just to take the necklace
The type of Canibus (/cannabis) that's side-effectless
The type of sh*t that get the Question-mark Man arrested
Take evasive action
Flip like reciprocal fractions
Turn the heat up on MCs to watch their meat blacken
You try get fly, you get electrified and fried
fu*k around and get your mouth slapped dry
You could battle me and possibly survive
But you could never see me and walk away without a black eye
Word up hop, CLUEminat call the cops
And if the cops ain't tryin' to see me, then the cops call SWAT
Scar your whole squad with bullet scars
No holds barred
I'll even hassle the National Guard
Ready or not like the Fugees
Crews be steppin' to me
But I wipe em' all out like b00ty
I'm so unruly, the police don't say nothin' to me
It don't matter whether they on or off duty
I murder you brutally when I spit at you
My actions are unforgivable
Look at what CLUEminati did to you
The maximum lyrical, n*gga you minimal
There's a big hole in the desert, I told the men in blue to dig for you-Canibus
Punchline not verse
 10-10-2005, 12:44 PM         #124
thenewguy 
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Yo k!lla, the only reason they k!llas
Cause when they bust in they hoes, they make them get abortions(Hell REll)


Artist: Hell Rell
Album: Diplomatic Immunity
Song: This is What I Do


Last edited by thenewguy; 10-10-2005 at 12:45 PM..
 12 years ago '04        #125
Shadychicano 
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 droopy5631 said:
Punchline not verse

He got mad punchlines in that verse
 10-10-2005, 06:18 PM         #126
highroe 
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"microphone master Mac Dre is the name
I got donkey for a b!tch and when Im slangin the thang
hoes go delirous cause the d!ck is so serious
fu*kin bi*ch after bi*ch cause they all be curious" -Mac Dre

"now quench your thirst with a sip of this pimpin boyyy
I go bad on b!tches like Orenthal Simpson
Im sour, filthy, call me nasty
all in her guts while Im slapping her a.ss cheeks
ask me no questions, I tell you no lies" -Mac Dre

"im doper then a bobby brown p!ss test
b!tches blow me til they ain't got no spit left" -Mac Dre

"Bossed up at a 5 star telly,
dre touch more bread than a moth@phuckin' deli...
young rich n*gga, 20 inch n*gga, p-i-m-p- it's all on a bi*ch n*gga" -Mac Dre

"i got split personalities im bi polar
u can catch me wit my italian stallion or my chola" -Mac Dre

"before MP3 and DVD
I was on the block with mo rock than MTV" -Mac Dre

"im out of this world, not your run of the mill'n
my name is furl & I'm the owner of the building
ima stoner and im chillin with 2 b!tches like jack
i pimps and i mack drive a benz and a lac" -Mac Dre

"i'm sicker then S.A.R.S.
higher then Mars
& i treat my b!tch like an ATM card" -Mac Dre

"U DONT WANT IT WIT ME, I'LL BOTHER YA
SO GET LOST PAL, FO I CLOBBER YA
I GOT GOLDEN GLOVEz, GIVE U A NEW LOOK
WIT A STIFF LEFT AN A SHARP RIGHT HOOK" -Mac Dre
 10-10-2005, 09:49 PM         #127
sim_city87 
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Me and the RZA connect, blow a fuse/
You lose, half a.ss crews get demolished and bruised - Raekwon
 12 years ago '05        #128
spitler 
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you cant c murder like hollow man's master p's brother-joe buddens
 10-11-2005, 03:07 AM         #129
Bootup 
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Pulling up a classic that's direct and to the point..

I take 7 MC's and put em in a line
And add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme
Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine
And that's 21 MC's ate up at the same time.
 10-11-2005, 07:43 AM         #130
thenewguy 
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But I be gettin high n*gga So my eyes Chinese cause I'm high like Yao Ming (TonyYAYO)
 12 years ago '05        #131
vac1803 
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I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you -Big L
 12 years ago '05        #132
vac1803 
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I don't know what the hardest punchline ever is...but i know the weakest.

Just answer your phone whenever I call
Cause I'm riding on chrome whenever I ball -Lil Flip

That sounds like some sh*t an 8 year old would write.
 10-11-2005, 03:06 PM         #133
Mike06_10pm 
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"Now it's round one dun, ding ding ding
Cash ching ching ching, show me the bling bling king
And I get fresh, sh*t yes, wrist blessed
Necklace, reckless, look like a p!ss test (all yellow)" - k!lla


"i dont mean past the Bronx when i say 'Whiteplains'" - JR Writer

"And there's a baby being born a fiend overdoser
Must have been my dope that did em man
I party on the yacht with some hoes or her pigeon friends
You tell as.lut you love her and miss her hug her and kiss her
I fu*k her and diss her probably was your cousin or sister" - hell rell

-mike
 12 years ago '05        #134
STL-FYNEST314 
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 Thistle said:
"only wisdom to come out ya mouth is your teeth" - me biatches
:applause: :applause: :applause: that was sick!!!! i just caught on to it :applause: :applause:
 12 years ago '04        #135
J. Jones04 
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An ice pick will do yo liver harm, and have you screamin in the back of the club louder than lil john!

LLoyd Banks- Bangers
 12 years ago '04        #136
eggroks 
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its ramadam i only k!ll n*ggaz at night-jada
 12 years ago '05        #137
Jazzy Soul 27 heat pts27
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 vac1803 said:
I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you -Big L
the winner!
 12 years ago '04        #138
Waleezy 
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VVVV---read the sig
 12 years ago '04        #139
ronaldinho_10 
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"Flawless Victory You n*ggaz Cant Do sh*t To Me Physically Lyrically Hypothetically Realistically"

Big Punisher "Beware" off Capital Punishment
 12 years ago '05        #140
Sub Crazy 15 heat pts15
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A tec nine is my utensil, fillin n*ggaz with so much lead they can use they d!ck for a pencil-Big L
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