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 10-10-2005, 06:18 PM         #126
highroe 
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"microphone master Mac Dre is the name
I got donkey for a b!tch and when Im slangin the thang
hoes go delirous cause the d!ck is so serious
fu*kin bi*ch after bi*ch cause they all be curious" -Mac Dre

"now quench your thirst with a sip of this pimpin boyyy
I go bad on b!tches like Orenthal Simpson
Im sour, filthy, call me nasty
all in her guts while Im slapping her a.ss cheeks
ask me no questions, I tell you no lies" -Mac Dre

"im doper then a bobby brown p!ss test
b!tches blow me til they ain't got no spit left" -Mac Dre

"Bossed up at a 5 star telly,
dre touch more bread than a moth@phuckin' deli...
young rich n*gga, 20 inch n*gga, p-i-m-p- it's all on a bi*ch n*gga" -Mac Dre

"i got split personalities im bi polar
u can catch me wit my italian stallion or my chola" -Mac Dre

"before MP3 and DVD
I was on the block with mo rock than MTV" -Mac Dre

"im out of this world, not your run of the mill'n
my name is furl & I'm the owner of the building
ima stoner and im chillin with 2 b!tches like jack
i pimps and i mack drive a benz and a lac" -Mac Dre

"i'm sicker then S.A.R.S.
higher then Mars
& i treat my b!tch like an ATM card" -Mac Dre

"U DONT WANT IT WIT ME, I'LL BOTHER YA
SO GET LOST PAL, FO I CLOBBER YA
I GOT GOLDEN GLOVEz, GIVE U A NEW LOOK
WIT A STIFF LEFT AN A SHARP RIGHT HOOK" -Mac Dre

 10-10-2005, 09:49 PM         #127
sim_city87 
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Me and the RZA connect, blow a fuse/
You lose, half a.ss crews get demolished and bruised - Raekwon

 13 years ago '05        #128
spitler 
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you cant c murder like hollow man's master p's brother-joe buddens

 10-11-2005, 03:07 AM         #129
Bootup 
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Pulling up a classic that's direct and to the point..

I take 7 MC's and put em in a line
And add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme
Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine
And that's 21 MC's ate up at the same time.

 10-11-2005, 07:43 AM         #130
thenewguy 
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But I be gettin high n*gga So my eyes Chinese cause I'm high like Yao Ming (TonyYAYO)

 13 years ago '05        #131
vac1803 
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I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you -Big L

 13 years ago '05        #132
vac1803 
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I don't know what the hardest punchline ever is...but i know the weakest.

Just answer your phone whenever I call
Cause I'm riding on chrome whenever I ball -Lil Flip

That sounds like some sh*t an 8 year old would write.

 10-11-2005, 03:06 PM         #133
Mike06_10pm 
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"Now it's round one dun, ding ding ding
Cash ching ching ching, show me the bling bling king
And I get fresh, sh*t yes, wrist blessed
Necklace, reckless, look like a p!ss test (all yellow)" - k!lla


"i dont mean past the Bronx when i say 'Whiteplains'" - JR Writer

"And there's a baby being born a fiend overdoser
Must have been my dope that did em man
I party on the yacht with some hoes or her pigeon friends
You tell as.lut you love her and miss her hug her and kiss her
I fu*k her and diss her probably was your cousin or sister" - hell rell

-mike

 13 years ago '05        #134
STL-FYNEST314 
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 Thistle said
"only wisdom to come out ya mouth is your teeth" - me biatches
:applause: :applause: :applause: that was sick!!!! i just caught on to it :applause: :applause:

 13 years ago '04        #135
J. Jones04 
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An ice pick will do yo liver harm, and have you screamin in the back of the club louder than lil john!

LLoyd Banks- Bangers

 13 years ago '04        #136
eggroks 
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its ramadam i only k!ll n*ggaz at night-jada

 13 years ago '05        #137
Jazzy Soul 27 heat pts27
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 vac1803 said
I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you -Big L
the winner!

 13 years ago '04        #138
Waleezy 
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VVVV---read the sig

 13 years ago '04        #139
ronaldinho_10 
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"Flawless Victory You n*ggaz Cant Do sh*t To Me Physically Lyrically Hypothetically Realistically"

Big Punisher "Beware" off Capital Punishment

 13 years ago '05        #140
Sub Crazy 15 heat pts15
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A tec nine is my utensil, fillin n*ggaz with so much lead they can use they d!ck for a pencil-Big L

 11-29-2005, 09:17 PM         #141
Tom Vic 
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We gonna be here forever, your temporary like baby teeth - Banks

 11-29-2005, 10:52 PM         #142
BigL139 
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1) Let's play cops and robbers.....and watch heckler and koch turn cops to martyrs - Clipse ( most yall n*ggas wont get that till 2010)............................2) But Im sicker than a n*gga thats in special-Ed , so I suggest you spread pretzel head , befo i turn ya white sweats all red - You already know

 13 years ago '04        #143
kaph_een 
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:applause: .......I'll leave ya DNA on da curb/
And put my d!ck in ya ear and fu*k what u heard

-Rakim-

 13 years ago '05        #144
matthew7 
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The first one that comes to mind is Kweli off of Move Somethin on Reflection Eternal. He said we call these cats reynolds cause they plastic rap. Serious business.

 01-01-2006, 11:45 PM         #145
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already heard that im movin pies'....
got nicks, got dimes, got 2's for 5....
got in the grind like super fly...
me and rap go together like a suit and tie...
who said i aint hot? n*gga eat poop and die....
cuz every bar off the wall like suicide.....
i do ride, and ima ride till you cowards gone....
the k'll spray and make it feel like the shower on

 01-01-2006, 11:52 PM         #146
DaGodKnockout 
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The Umpire...I make sure the white is over the plate.....


the desert e so big on my lil hip....
with the joint, im on point like a sowardfish....
im flyer than lindros, flyer than laclaire....
im flyer than them pilots tahts flying in the air...
put a bag on his face, hoes gettin scared....
i run wit basket cases...im yogi the bear

im the sh*t on tha tv...tha sh*t out in EV....
im tha sh*t man...you get a roll of tissue with my cd....

 01-02-2006, 01:11 AM         #147
Shakur195 
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"The 3-6-0-riginal, scetch lyrics so visual
They rent my rhyme books at your nearest home video"
- Mos Def

"I won't say what you are but I'll hit you
You're found on a woman and a p*nis goes in you
Another clue, your first letters are P-U
Act like you know boy, 'Nuff Respect due"
- Big Daddy Kane

"Big L is that n*gga you expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet"
- Big L

So many to choose from!

 01-02-2006, 02:20 AM         #148
Ice Berg Shorty 
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i know alot but i gotta say wayne,cam & juelz

 01-02-2006, 03:11 AM         #149
MistahNonstop 
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im the latest warrior in the game like A. Miles/
LIGHT but not a WHITE boy, this aint 8 mile/
see i push hella WHITE boy, my pay days wild/
and keep my mu'fu*kin lips so zipped i cant smile/

 01-02-2006, 03:19 AM         #150
MistahNonstop 
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imma WARRIOR/
u kick down doors while i come thru and sew a whole STORY UP/
keep a , spanish connection like GLORIA/
ESTEFAN, get co co's from the MEXICAAHNS
call it, PERUVIAN, stay wit my hand wher the UZI IS/
and i'll, blow up like mt VESUVIOUS when my MUSIC HITS/

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