Hardest Punchline

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 10-04-2005, 03:05 PM         #81
Hookz 
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"You n*ggas know where my heat stay at
I leave n*ggas MIA and I ain't talkin where the Heat play at" - Fabolous

"Maybe cause I'm eatin And these bastards fiend for my grub
I carry pumps like I serve gasoline to these scrubs" - Fabolous

"My whole crew (got glocks on 'em)
In a hurry to shoot, (like they put shot clocks on 'em)" - Fabolous & Paul Cain

"Soon as you get a crumb, they wanna bury ya
That's why I travel with a semi, like Eddie in "Coming to America" - Fabolous

"It takes a gangsta, to know a gangsta
That's why we look at you like a stranger or somethin'
'Cuz we can tell by the body language you frontin'
And it take a little more than lettin' ya pants sag
Ya sand bag, tryna jump on the band wag
I'll put the red dot on you like a Japan flag" - Fabolous

"it's gettin hard to dodge the women
but I'm still pitching hard white balls
faster than Roger Clemens" - Fabolous

"And I'm gettin better year by year
Like they say wine do
Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the K-Nines through" - Fabolous

"How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators" - Fabolous
 10-04-2005, 03:22 PM         #82
M.A.G. OR CHAOS 
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My ryhmes wake minds, like sunrays shine through blinds. Commit thought and time to my lines, like professional criminal do crime. So divine Im inclined to cause you to lose your sence ten times at the drop of a dime :banghead: . -magorchaos
 10-04-2005, 04:51 PM         #83
miltownsfinest 
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Me and that boy A.I. got more in "common" then just ballin and rhymin...get it more in "common"- Jay-z (Nas diss)

If you dont understand it just ask somebody and they will tell you.

And to add on to the guy that said the beavis and butthead punch line i dont know the exact quote but it ends:

"...you was never sh*t your mother should have swollowed you" - Big L(RIP)

that quote is crazy i love that sh*t
 10-04-2005, 04:58 PM         #84
miltownsfinest 
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Here goes another one it aint by a famous person but its by my brother and i thought it was funny so here you go:

Bigg curt(the guy he was battling) couldnt "TOUCH ME" if I was stabbed wit a LIVE-WIRE// IM-TIRED, while this f*g aint nothin but a LINE-BITER// I RHYME-TIGHTER, rip ya teeth right out ya MANDIBLE// and leave you "FULLA YASELF" like "SUICIDAL CANNIBLES"//

that sh*t is funny as hell.
 13 years ago '04        #85
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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^^^yea funny how wack it is
 10-04-2005, 05:23 PM         #86
BX Resident 
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lil weezy? jr writer? hard n*ggaz out?

"Its been a long time since I shot sumthin - and if I put you on ya back n*gga ya not frontin
Its been a long time since I stab sumthin - and if I take ya life away n*gga ya have nuttin"
Styles P

"you n*ggaz is butta, so you know I got the toast wit me" - Styles P

pretty much anything out by D block is harder than anything your bi*chmade artist ever said, 1


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 10-04-2005, 05:44 PM         #87
tmich19 
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"The punchlines that i put on the street/ even made freeway say "Put on a beat" - Cassidy.....
 10-04-2005, 05:58 PM         #88
Professa 
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 Mike06_10pm said:
You living a lie like thinking Jesus was born in December"
-technique
:wow:
 10-04-2005, 07:13 PM         #89
King Seamus 
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Hey yo, it's jay hood bi*ch respect my bars
The doctors had to piece together your face like a collage - J Hood

My trigger finger itching like it got genital warts - Cassidy
 10-04-2005, 07:44 PM         #90
robbo64 
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'Just Say The Word/Ill leave ya DNA on the curb/Stick My d!ck In Ya Ear And fu*k What You Head' - Rakim
 10-04-2005, 08:30 PM         #91
Timedatombomb 
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You dont think I pack the pump/
cuz Iam out the hood thats steriotype like everybody thats black can jump//

--- banks.
 10-04-2005, 08:38 PM         #92
killin em 
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Keep playin like you brave/
i dont know you but i'll have some DIRT on you when i throw you in a grave.

- JR WRITER motherfu*kaz.
 13 years ago '04        #93
Shadychicano 
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I'll take a second to speak/keep my weapon in reach/I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet.-Gangstarr
 13 years ago '04        #94
Krypt 3 heat pts
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most the lines that were mentioned suck
 13 years ago '05        #95
Jiggaflex 
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"Me and my n*ggas stay in the cracks like roaches, always runnin from the raids when the cops approach us/man my style is just to ferocious/been spittin potent dope for years, so much i overdoses" Esham - Back In Da Day
 13 years ago '05        #96
STL-FYNEST314 
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Im Coming Up, Like Im Jacking Off On My Back/ Some 16 Year Old Dude
 10-05-2005, 10:55 AM         #97
durdysoufpleya 
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you better watch what the fu*k flies outta your mouth
or ima hijack a plane and sly it into your house
burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch
and slit your throat so when you scream only blood comes out...
-immortal technique
 13 years ago '04        #98
djmattis 
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So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!
 10-05-2005, 11:22 AM         #99
ChEEK$ 
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n*ggaz is mad i get more butt then ash trays//
fu*k a fair 1 i get mines the fast way//
ski mask way. n*gga ransom note//
far from handsome but damn a n*gga toke//

biggie
 13 years ago '04        #100
Cassidy187 
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Cass got the best punchlines since Big L was alive.
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