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 13 years ago '04        #76
imaculate 
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Weezy hustle no blubber, I put on wieght
And n a drought i get on a diet n streatch more
lose all that wieght, leave a n*gga wit streatch marks

Im duckin bombs from a drug war
no religion but the cops swear that Im a Drug Lord

Da flo sicka den 3rd floor at hospitals
my chain starburst, my watch skittles

not even in the eye exsame u aint lookin for I
the A n da K will make ya face crook to da side
now when u smilin everybody gotta look from da side

Im a nut wit da coke call me coconut

Like Em i got da Raw in a white wrapper


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 10-04-2005, 02:32 AM         #77
donrodriguez 
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just a couple on the top of my head right now (since i was listenin to "357" earlier today...........................

"i'm not a fear of any, i'll leave a n*gga black and blue like a pair of penny's" - k!lla cam

"never been to sesame street, but i flip a big bird/ and i know stealers and they not from pittsburgh" - k!lla cam


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 13 years ago '05        #78
Basicgz 
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Even if I write ya rhymes you still shyne behind the bars like Jamal Barrows- Cash(from the Aces Click)

The louisville will have ya head lookin like the top of a pistacio- Lloyd Banks

Me and money like Whitney next to Bobby- Lloyd Banks

 10-04-2005, 01:53 PM         #79
thatnigal 
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[That sh*t was week

 13 years ago '05        #80
murdmon 4 heat pts
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hope yall creeps got reciepts, my peeps get dirty like cleets, run up in yo crib wrap u in yo polo sheets.
- biggie

 10-04-2005, 03:05 PM         #81
Hookz 
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"You n*ggas know where my heat stay at
I leave n*ggas MIA and I ain't talkin where the Heat play at" - Fabolous

"Maybe cause I'm eatin And these bastards fiend for my grub
I carry pumps like I serve gasoline to these scrubs" - Fabolous

"My whole crew (got glocks on 'em)
In a hurry to shoot, (like they put shot clocks on 'em)" - Fabolous & Paul Cain

"Soon as you get a crumb, they wanna bury ya
That's why I travel with a semi, like Eddie in "Coming to America" - Fabolous

"It takes a gangsta, to know a gangsta
That's why we look at you like a stranger or somethin'
'Cuz we can tell by the body language you frontin'
And it take a little more than lettin' ya pants sag
Ya sand bag, tryna jump on the band wag
I'll put the red dot on you like a Japan flag" - Fabolous

"it's gettin hard to dodge the women
but I'm still pitching hard white balls
faster than Roger Clemens" - Fabolous

"And I'm gettin better year by year
Like they say wine do
Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the K-Nines through" - Fabolous

"How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators" - Fabolous

 10-04-2005, 03:22 PM         #82
M.A.G. OR CHAOS 
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My ryhmes wake minds, like sunrays shine through blinds. Commit thought and time to my lines, like professional criminal do crime. So divine Im inclined to cause you to lose your sence ten times at the drop of a dime :banghead: . -magorchaos

 10-04-2005, 04:51 PM         #83
miltownsfinest 
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Me and that boy A.I. got more in "common" then just ballin and rhymin...get it more in "common"- Jay-z (Nas diss)

If you dont understand it just ask somebody and they will tell you.

And to add on to the guy that said the beavis and butthead punch line i dont know the exact quote but it ends:

"...you was never sh*t your mother should have swollowed you" - Big L(RIP)

that quote is crazy i love that sh*t

 10-04-2005, 04:58 PM         #84
miltownsfinest 
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Here goes another one it aint by a famous person but its by my brother and i thought it was funny so here you go:

Bigg curt(the guy he was battling) couldnt "TOUCH ME" if I was stabbed wit a LIVE-WIRE// IM-TIRED, while this f*g aint nothin but a LINE-BITER// I RHYME-TIGHTER, rip ya teeth right out ya MANDIBLE// and leave you "FULLA YASELF" like "SUICIDAL CANNIBLES"//

that sh*t is funny as hell.

 13 years ago '04        #85
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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^^^yea funny how wack it is

 10-04-2005, 05:23 PM         #86
BX Resident 
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lil weezy? jr writer? hard n*ggaz out?

"Its been a long time since I shot sumthin - and if I put you on ya back n*gga ya not frontin
Its been a long time since I stab sumthin - and if I take ya life away n*gga ya have nuttin"
Styles P

"you n*ggaz is butta, so you know I got the toast wit me" - Styles P

pretty much anything out by D block is harder than anything your bi*chmade artist ever said, 1


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 10-04-2005, 05:44 PM         #87
tmich19 
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"The punchlines that i put on the street/ even made freeway say "Put on a beat" - Cassidy.....

 10-04-2005, 05:58 PM         #88
Professa 
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 Mike06_10pm said
You living a lie like thinking Jesus was born in December"
-technique
:wow:

 10-04-2005, 07:13 PM         #89
King Seamus 
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Hey yo, it's jay hood bi*ch respect my bars
The doctors had to piece together your face like a collage - J Hood

My trigger finger itching like it got genital warts - Cassidy

 10-04-2005, 07:44 PM         #90
robbo64 
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'Just Say The Word/Ill leave ya DNA on the curb/Stick My d!ck In Ya Ear And fu*k What You Head' - Rakim

 10-04-2005, 08:30 PM         #91
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You dont think I pack the pump/
cuz Iam out the hood thats steriotype like everybody thats black can jump//

--- banks.

 10-04-2005, 08:38 PM         #92
killin em 
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Keep playin like you brave/
i dont know you but i'll have some DIRT on you when i throw you in a grave.

- JR WRITER motherfu*kaz.

 13 years ago '04        #93
Shadychicano 
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I'll take a second to speak/keep my weapon in reach/I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet.-Gangstarr

 13 years ago '04        #94
Krypt 3 heat pts
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most the lines that were mentioned suck

 13 years ago '05        #95
Jiggaflex 
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"Me and my n*ggas stay in the cracks like roaches, always runnin from the raids when the cops approach us/man my style is just to ferocious/been spittin potent dope for years, so much i overdoses" Esham - Back In Da Day

 13 years ago '05        #96
STL-FYNEST314 
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Im Coming Up, Like Im Jacking Off On My Back/ Some 16 Year Old Dude

 10-05-2005, 10:55 AM         #97
durdysoufpleya 
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you better watch what the fu*k flies outta your mouth
or ima hijack a plane and sly it into your house
burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch
and slit your throat so when you scream only blood comes out...
-immortal technique

 13 years ago '04        #98
djmattis 
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So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!

 10-05-2005, 11:22 AM         #99
ChEEK$ 
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n*ggaz is mad i get more butt then ash trays//
fu*k a fair 1 i get mines the fast way//
ski mask way. n*gga ransom note//
far from handsome but damn a n*gga toke//

biggie

 13 years ago '04        #100
Cassidy187 
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Cass got the best punchlines since Big L was alive.

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