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 10-01-2005, 07:33 AM         #26
The VeNoM 
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that 40 cal line wasnt really that impressive.

 10-01-2005, 07:50 AM         #27
Mike06_10pm 
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 The VeNoM said
that 40 cal line wasnt really that impressive.
lol fu*k outta here, let me know when u can come up with somethin like that.

"I jerk off inside books and give life to words
Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard"
-technique

"Remember, that I'll bring an end to your pretender agenda
And render contenders dismembered, bend the fabric of time (what? what?)
And put your soul in a blender
You living a lie like thinking Jesus was born in December"
-technique


dont make me whip out the dipset sh*ts
-mike

 13 years ago '04        #28
akeem923 28 heat pts28
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"Cause if you mess with me me I will Bury ya/Cause I walk around with a SEMI like EDDIE in COMING TO AMERICA" - Fabolous

"You ain't start out from your trunk/to reach the roof..just to put the roof in your trunk" - Jay-Z

The Fab line is pretty much a wrap but that Jay line...think about that one

Props welcomed :)

 13 years ago '04        #29
jrich_23 
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 Shaolin_Bees said
they think i'm spelling IVERSON, when the beef all done/
cause u'll be on IV in the ER, SON - 40 cal
damn! gotta be the best posted so far

 13 years ago '04        #30
Shadychicano 
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Who in the hell wanna battle, the ill mathematical?
My motherfu*kin' brain is IBM compatible
Techniques are foreign, far from being borin
My style is hard like cancer without McCorman
I run threw your crew like the flu when I bomb it
My styles like AIDS cause don't nobody want it
n*ggas frontin' like they hard
But I'm a Street f!ghter like Jean Claude
And I'll split your sh*t, god
Right down the middle
Play you like a riddle
I got a fetish for t*tties, I nibble on the n*pple
Then trespass on your property like Monopoly
Subdue your crew and beat that a.ss properly
Welcome to the Desert Storm annual extravaganza
Clue rolls deeper than the cart-rides on Bonanza
I feed off weed, natural energy sources
Lyrics with more power than the horses they put in Porsches
Can't be tested or F'ed wit, I'm too reckless
I chop off heads just to take the necklace
The type of Canibus (/cannabis) that's side-effectless
The type of sh*t that get the Question-mark Man arrested
Take evasive action
Flip like reciprocal fractions
Turn the heat up on MCs to watch their meat blacken
You try get fly, you get electrified and fried
fu*k around and get your mouth slapped dry
You could battle me and possibly survive
But you could never see me and walk away without a black eye
Word up hop, CLUEminat call the cops
And if the cops ain't tryin' to see me, then the cops call SWAT
Scar your whole squad with bullet scars
No holds barred
I'll even hassle the National Guard
Ready or not like the Fugees
Crews be steppin' to me
But I wipe em' all out like b00ty
I'm so unruly, the police don't say nothin' to me
It don't matter whether they on or off duty
I murder you brutally when I spit at you
My actions are unforgivable
Look at what CLUEminati did to you
The maximum lyrical, n*gga you minimal
There's a big hole in the desert, I told the men in blue to dig for you-Canibus

 10-01-2005, 10:07 AM         #31
jiggawhat_23 
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"I keep bi*ches straight up like +Simon Says+
Open v*gina put ya legs behind ya head
Cop me And 1s hon lime and red
You got pets me too mines are dead"

"Now a n*gga got baking to bey
Harlem shake naw I'm in Harlem shaking away
Shaking to bake, shaking to Jake's
Kill you shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake"

both by k!lla cam - he says some stupid sh*t but those r sick a.ss

 10-01-2005, 11:27 AM         #32
juss_lyke_jigga 
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'I sell ice in tha winter, I sell fire in hell, I am a hustla baby i sell water 2 a well'

Jay-Z

 13 years ago '04        #33
Demac 2 heat pts
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No looks bullets through your cabbage, over the beef
I pull the toast n*gga, let's make a sandwhich -Oschino

Psycho the way i be going off/
I got an italian chick she like my beef she stroke it off(stroganoff)- Me
Dem Boyz Ent It's Official

 10-01-2005, 01:21 PM         #34
Abso252 
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im popp'n crystal like its my first child - nas

more kicks then a baby in a mothers stomach - nas

 10-01-2005, 01:25 PM         #35
illnis 
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iverson line was dope

"bux down right fierce like an haduken" - warbux - 2002

"still what i write down, down right fierce like dragon uppercut" warbux - 2005

 13 years ago '05        #36
FriscoBoss 
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 Shaolin_Bees said
they think i'm spelling IVERSON, when the beef all done/
cause u'll be on IV in the ER, SON - 40 cal
40 cal is a beast

 13 years ago '04        #37
killacag 81 heat pts81
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im not here to give u punch lines and metaphors, here to twist ur sister, thats what i met her for....

 10-01-2005, 01:38 PM         #38
ace121pk 
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im ahead of my class fu*ker, and i only serve a bi*ch once so she treat my d!ck lyk the last supper - Lloyd Bank$

 13 years ago '04        #39
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Psycho the way i be going off/
I got an italian chick she like my beef she stroke it off(stroganoff)- Me
Dem Boyz Ent It's Official
umm......please don't post no more of yours

 13 years ago '04        #40
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"Cause if you mess with me me I will Bury ya/Cause I walk around with a SEMI like EDDIE in COMING TO AMERICA" - Fabolous
actually da line is"
"soon as u get a crumb they wanna bury ya/that's why i travel wit a semi like Eddie in Coming To America/"

oh and Fab again he said

"My whole crew got glocks on 'em/in a hurry to shoot like they put shot clocks on 'em/

 13 years ago '04        #41
Demac 2 heat pts
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 Young Fab said
umm......please don't post no more of yours
Don't hate kid

 10-01-2005, 09:41 PM         #42
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Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my d!ck in your ear and fu*k what you heard -rakim

 10-01-2005, 09:43 PM         #43
lyrikal 
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i stay away from canibus like wyclef-Cunninglynguists

 13 years ago '04        #44
LovinPavan 
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Y'all gettin scared, I can tell.
Cuz Imma get bucks like Milwaukee, cuz like Sam, I Cassell.
-Jadakiss
thats a crazy line!

 13 years ago '05        #45
tchurston 
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joe buddens-dumb out

 10-01-2005, 10:00 PM         #46
skittlez86 
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you thought lean back was in the club
mine sh*t sold 11 mill
your sh*t was a dud

hahaha, you know im playin


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 10-01-2005, 10:12 PM         #47
Summerwitmiami 
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"if you a star im a galaxy n*gga" cassidy

 10-01-2005, 11:22 PM         #48
BigL139 
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 dj_tameil said
....then i attack u with words thats absurd and rip ya goddamn skin off just to get on ya nerves...

...no man alive can survive my lyrical army...i dont care if u got 9 lives or 5 heartbeats...

...my tongue moes much faster than yours do...every 3 thousand styles i change my voicebox's oil...


- all lines from canibus

thread is over!!!!!!!

No....thread not over.....you havnt admitted that Big L wold eat canibus for breakfast and spit out his kuffi

 13 years ago '05        #49
STL-FYNEST314 
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u scared of pu**y, u came out cesarean/ nas

here is some 40 cal punchlines.....

And ya moms been know
that i chop rocks that make ya fatha cop
like Carl Winslow

You aint been to jail c*cksucker
Only time you seen cell block numbers
Is when you dial *67
And your cell block numbers

My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks

Ca' bend ya muscle, I been through scuffles,
Ill come pop ya hood like theres engine trouble

Ya'll n*ggas like 50 minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate

and my chain like a treasure chest, fresh bathin apes, you aint never fresh you like a bad experation date, im forever makin cake cause my reputation great, while n*ggas sleepin on ya sh*t like its a meditation tape, for celebrations sake, im popin this clowns neck, like college n*ggas fail cause they droppin from cal tec

40 cal is a beast!!

 13 years ago '04        #50
Bladecash 4 heat pts
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Even if I studdered, I would still sh-sh-sh-sh*t on you...Big Punisher...

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