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***top 5 Worst Punchlines Of All Time***


 


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 07-30-2005, 06:47 PM         #26
cincybry7 
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when 50 says that line its tight as hell!!!!

 13 years ago '05        #27
BigL4Life 1 heat pts
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wat song is the 50 lil scrappy line from

 13 years ago '04        #28
Saucenah 
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Anyone see that fake a.ss Corn Pops commercial... I wanna know who wrote those rhymes. That sh*t was so fu*kin corny.

 07-31-2005, 12:40 PM         #29
DJBNUNN 
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Cams sh*t was cool!

 13 years ago '05        #30
Kubrick 
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I proped you, but I think this is the worst line or lines

Magoo from Clock Strikes (remix)

Back of the bus, with Rosa Parks
Too much to say, watch my remarks

Rosa never sat at the back! Despite this debacle, the rhyme is still very weak. Actually his entire verse is crap!

 13 years ago '05        #31
Tollah The God 
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Cams whole flow is tight if you understand how multis work......

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" -(take a guess)

"Push a mayonaise colored benz, I push a miracle whip"(or something to that effect. Someone correct me-Kanye)

"Know a chick named Blockhead, got a blockhead/After every block party give the whole block head"-Shells

Any attempt at a punchline by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Petey Pablo, etc

 07-31-2005, 02:04 PM         #32
kleft 
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 rlzrilrap said
i actually liked the 50 one

it fit into da song

yeah the beat he did it on was a lil jono produced one.. the 50 line was hard ..

the wackest punch somebody already said it.. noreaga.

"im like a hammer that you hold in your hand, i make hits"

 07-31-2005, 02:09 PM         #33
dub-u $ 
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"i got gators, not dead they alive,
Lions Tigers Bears O my."

 13 years ago '04        #34
hansolo79 
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Actually the whole song to me was whack but i'll i have to say

Yayo: So Seductive

You got mirrors in your pants cause i can see me in um

 07-31-2005, 02:49 PM         #35
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yo the 50 line is hot but it was misquoted.

"nickname my chopper scrappy, thats my kkkk kaaayy"

 07-31-2005, 03:07 PM         #36
TX_Country_Boi 
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 Tollah The God said
Any attempt at a punchline by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Petey Pablo, etc
lol.... Y'all aint even heard his underground stuff lol

The Best Of Paul Wall

I don't like dinosaurs or Jurassic Park
but the rims sure look jurassic when I park


I'm 72% mackin to hood rats
the othe 28 got STDS
that's true facts
Picture me and a honey dip off in the benz
it's off with the top
now we flyin off in the wind
She offerin skins
but no I just wanna be friends
cuz lil mama steady coughin up phlegm
:thefu*k:

lol I'll post more whenI think of em


Last edited by TX_Country_Boi; 07-31-2005 at 03:11 PM..

 13 years ago '05        #37
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 CaShMoNeYDfG said
5.)Nelly - "...You ain't from russia, so bi*ch why you rushin?"...
4.)50 Cent- "Call Mah gun lil scrappy its mah, k-k-k-kaay"
3.)Cam'ron - "Yellow and red stones call em lemon red, yellow diamonds in my ear, call em lemon heads.." :thefu*k:
2.)Pharell - "Can you catch what i'm pitchin? Chef Boy-R-Pee is back in the kitchen.." :banghead:
1.) THE WORST---- Lil Flip - "...and i'll adore you, I'll treat you like milk, i'll do nothin but spoil you..." :thumbsdow :sick: :thefu*k:
couldnt put it better myself! down with mainstream rappers!

 07-31-2005, 03:20 PM         #38
TX_Country_Boi 
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lol I love my Texas rap but I've heard some of the worst lines ever out of the DSR camp in Dallas

Tum Tum

"You claim ya high/Well tum-tum is higher/show me the money watchin Jerry Maguire"

"Give me some Nyquil I'm gettin sick with tha flow"

"You already know what's bout to happen/once my 5th start relaxin/my trunk sound like micheal gettin his a.ss whipped by joe jackson"

Fat Bastard

"My name is Fat Bastard/Get in my belly/I done hit the club/throwback Jim Kelly"

I can't think of too many because I've only heard three of their songs, but all three had some TERRIBLE lines

 07-31-2005, 03:46 PM         #39
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 BigL4Life said
wat song is the 50 lil scrappy line from
we gone hit u up its over da slim thug beat 3 kings

 07-31-2005, 03:52 PM         #40
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Get off Cam's nuts, those of u that think his flow is 'corny' ..most likely cant understand what he's saying.

 13 years ago '05        #41
nuji 
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i agrree wit that flip line wack as fu*k lol i was laughin my a.ss off when i 1st heard it

 13 years ago '05        #42
JaYelL 31 heat pts31
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im just kiddin like jason-nelly from hot in herr

 07-31-2005, 05:16 PM         #43
914-NY 
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LMAOOo @ n*ggas not knowwin what a punchline is..

 13 years ago '04        #44
Tay187213 105 heat pts105
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n*gga who stared the thread didnt even type the punch lines in right. maybe thats y they suck cuz yu dont understand cuz that pharell and cam line is nasty

 13 years ago '04        #45
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Make you hold your breath longer than a navy seal - Lil Scrappy

Shoot him in the mouth, they'll call him bullet tooth - Lil Wayne....and this is the n*gga yall calling the best out and so called nice?

 13 years ago '04        #46
Kasssssst 135 heat pts135
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 dub-u $ said
"i got gators, not dead they alive,
Lions Tigers Bears O my."
sorry but dat Cam line is hot right there....I stay saying dat Lions line when sum1 does sumthing or says sumthing stupid

 13 years ago '05        #47
BigL4Life 1 heat pts
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Worst line EVER!!!!

"Got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson..."

--Slow Jamz

 08-01-2005, 11:48 AM         #48
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 ppits_dawg said
those arent punchlines those are just random garbage


really though, terrible rhymes like those just make me laugh my a.ss off... i get this mental image of nelly sittin in the studio thinkin that line up then being like DAMN THIS sh*t IS TIGHT
LMAO !! Never thought of it that way.. LOLOLOL

im givin you props for that one.

 08-01-2005, 11:57 AM         #49
pacman82 
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bet lil flip was wrong for dat sh*t :banghead:

 08-01-2005, 12:23 PM         #50
sacki 
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 SC1 said

"Ill treat you like butter and do nothin but spread ya"

U DONT GET WORST DEN DAT LINE
haha...true..it doesn´t get more corny then that

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