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 13 years ago '05        #31
Tollah The God 
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Cams whole flow is tight if you understand how multis work......

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" -(take a guess)

"Push a mayonaise colored benz, I push a miracle whip"(or something to that effect. Someone correct me-Kanye)

"Know a chick named Blockhead, got a blockhead/After every block party give the whole block head"-Shells

Any attempt at a punchline by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Petey Pablo, etc

 07-31-2005, 01:04 PM         #32
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 rlzrilrap said
i actually liked the 50 one

it fit into da song

yeah the beat he did it on was a lil jono produced one.. the 50 line was hard ..

the wackest punch somebody already said it.. noreaga.

"im like a hammer that you hold in your hand, i make hits"

 07-31-2005, 01:09 PM         #33
dub-u $ 
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"i got gators, not dead they alive,
Lions Tigers Bears O my."

 13 years ago '04        #34
hansolo79 
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Actually the whole song to me was whack but i'll i have to say

Yayo: So Seductive

You got mirrors in your pants cause i can see me in um

 07-31-2005, 01:49 PM         #35
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yo the 50 line is hot but it was misquoted.

"nickname my chopper scrappy, thats my kkkk kaaayy"

 07-31-2005, 02:07 PM         #36
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 Tollah The God said
Any attempt at a punchline by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Petey Pablo, etc
lol.... Y'all aint even heard his underground stuff lol

The Best Of Paul Wall

I don't like dinosaurs or Jurassic Park
but the rims sure look jurassic when I park


I'm 72% mackin to hood rats
the othe 28 got STDS
that's true facts
Picture me and a honey dip off in the benz
it's off with the top
now we flyin off in the wind
She offerin skins
but no I just wanna be friends
cuz lil mama steady coughin up phlegm
:thefu*k:

lol I'll post more whenI think of em


Last edited by TX_Country_Boi; 07-31-2005 at 02:11 PM..

 13 years ago '05        #37
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 CaShMoNeYDfG said
5.)Nelly - "...You ain't from russia, so bi*ch why you rushin?"...
4.)50 Cent- "Call Mah gun lil scrappy its mah, k-k-k-kaay"
3.)Cam'ron - "Yellow and red stones call em lemon red, yellow diamonds in my ear, call em lemon heads.." :thefu*k:
2.)Pharell - "Can you catch what i'm pitchin? Chef Boy-R-Pee is back in the kitchen.." :banghead:
1.) THE WORST---- Lil Flip - "...and i'll adore you, I'll treat you like milk, i'll do nothin but spoil you..." :thumbsdow :sick: :thefu*k:
couldnt put it better myself! down with mainstream rappers!

 07-31-2005, 02:20 PM         #38
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lol I love my Texas rap but I've heard some of the worst lines ever out of the DSR camp in Dallas

Tum Tum

"You claim ya high/Well tum-tum is higher/show me the money watchin Jerry Maguire"

"Give me some Nyquil I'm gettin sick with tha flow"

"You already know what's bout to happen/once my 5th start relaxin/my trunk sound like micheal gettin his a.ss whipped by joe jackson"

Fat Bastard

"My name is Fat Bastard/Get in my belly/I done hit the club/throwback Jim Kelly"

I can't think of too many because I've only heard three of their songs, but all three had some TERRIBLE lines

 07-31-2005, 02:46 PM         #39
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 BigL4Life said
wat song is the 50 lil scrappy line from
we gone hit u up its over da slim thug beat 3 kings

 07-31-2005, 02:52 PM         #40
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Get off Cam's nuts, those of u that think his flow is 'corny' ..most likely cant understand what he's saying.

 13 years ago '05        #41
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i agrree wit that flip line wack as fu*k lol i was laughin my a.ss off when i 1st heard it

 13 years ago '05        #42
JaYelL 31 heat pts31
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im just kiddin like jason-nelly from hot in herr

 07-31-2005, 04:16 PM         #43
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LMAOOo @ n*ggas not knowwin what a punchline is..

 13 years ago '04        #44
Tay187213 105 heat pts105
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n*gga who stared the thread didnt even type the punch lines in right. maybe thats y they suck cuz yu dont understand cuz that pharell and cam line is nasty

 13 years ago '04        #45
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Make you hold your breath longer than a navy seal - Lil Scrappy

Shoot him in the mouth, they'll call him bullet tooth - Lil Wayne....and this is the n*gga yall calling the best out and so called nice?

 13 years ago '04        #46
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 dub-u $ said
"i got gators, not dead they alive,
Lions Tigers Bears O my."
sorry but dat Cam line is hot right there....I stay saying dat Lions line when sum1 does sumthing or says sumthing stupid

 13 years ago '05        #47
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Worst line EVER!!!!

"Got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson..."

--Slow Jamz

 08-01-2005, 10:48 AM         #48
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 ppits_dawg said
those arent punchlines those are just random garbage


really though, terrible rhymes like those just make me laugh my a.ss off... i get this mental image of nelly sittin in the studio thinkin that line up then being like DAMN THIS sh*t IS TIGHT
LMAO !! Never thought of it that way.. LOLOLOL

im givin you props for that one.

 08-01-2005, 10:57 AM         #49
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bet lil flip was wrong for dat sh*t :banghead:

 08-01-2005, 11:23 AM         #50
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 SC1 said

"Ill treat you like butter and do nothin but spread ya"

U DONT GET WORST DEN DAT LINE
haha...true..it doesn´t get more corny then that

 13 years ago '04        #51
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Nore - I live my life like a fast car, low on my speed



 08-01-2005, 11:36 AM         #52
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 SpectacularYES! said
my hearts colder than Jack Frosts is - Lloyd Banks

thats AWFUL...especially from someone of Banks' standards...
Banks Standards??????

I'll admit, when they first got on Banks was nice, but he has constantly gone downhill,

1. he rarely does any mixtape sh*t anymore unless it's some wackass Whoo Kid sh*t, i mean do they forget that other DJs, like KaySlay and Envy are also part of the reason they blew up, it wasn't just Whoo Kid supporting their sh*t a couple of years ago

2. most of his lines aren't even funny anymore, and he goes off topis a lot now, just throwing in punchlines that mean nothing to the song
The hoes know I'm lazy as hell, that's why I get the bi*ch to twist
Dogg, I stay around trees like Christmas gifts
Yea, you laughing and dancing 'til they stick you
And have you holdin' your chest like I'm singing the National Anthem
Have your worried bout the reprecussions after the tantrum
I'll be alone in a mansion, and it's snowing in the Hamptons
Regardless of what these fools say, I'ma be around longer than 'Cool J
Armed with a new K
So dumb in a new way, If I don't fu*k Monday, I'm gone hit it Tuesday
My charm get it usually
You put a lot of years into rap, these lil' starvin' chumps
Start your career from the back of a milk carton
Your gased up from whatever he must of told ya
But everything in Army fatigues ain't a soldier
In my upbring we wore the same socks
And buckets in the living room to catch the rain drops

that's not even that good of a verse, he just rambles and throws in punchlines, it's wack, now here is a verse from a true punchline artist, the prototype that 50 and Lloyd created Banks from

Your goddamn right I'm feeling myself
A chauffeur no sir, I'm wheeling myself
Looking for a chick chilling for self
So I can show her the suicides and talk her into k!lling herself
I'm having problems dealing with wealth
But you wouldn't understand it, until you get a million yourself
You n*ggaz must've got a deal for your health
Your cd is frozen food, it just chills on the shelf

I spend big, at any time I can start splurging
The twin cigs open chests like a heart surgeon
And I'm buttoned up, I'm just a blue collar crook
But I keep a stack thick as few college books
I got a new polished look
And twenty dime bi*ches, to show y'all n*ggaz how my two dollars look
The boy's got at least six digits on
So the guns gotta be at least midget long
The money, is like ten bridges long
I throw bread around just to turn pigeons on

I got some good smoke just for puffers
The two grand twenty's make the hustlers suffer
Plus it's fluffer, than a cotton ball
I've gotten calls wanting me to put the pot in malls
But nowadays you can't put it past 'em
I got a Dan Marino arm, I'm bout to throw some bullets past 'em
And the n*ggaz in the hood keep quoting my lines
I don't jump ship I keep floating in mine
Long as I keep toting I'm fine
I'mma have these d!ck sucking n*ggaz (Banks) deep-throating the nine

I jumped in the English ship, Benzed whip
It's Terminator 2 chrome the engines dip
I'm reading scripts no, not the penmanship (no)
The box-office sh*t (yeah), I box off this bi*ch (yeah)
Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst
And still make a mil' off the first of months
These dudes be the first to front
'Til they family and friends is in limos, they in hearse in front
I'm in the top position, I can make you a proposition
I'm in the hard top waiting on the drop edition
To hell with the patience
I'mma send a n*gga down under like Australia vacations


Last edited by cdoyle456; 08-01-2005 at 11:43 AM..

 13 years ago '04        #53
haterade2885 1 heat pts
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 YoungBattle said
Get off Cam's nuts, those of u that think his flow is 'corny' ..most likely cant understand what he's saying.
it isnt corny "sucks" is more like it

 13 years ago '04        #54
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 Tollah The God said
Cams whole flow is tight if you understand how multis work......

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" -(take a guess)

"Push a mayonaise colored benz, I push a miracle whip"(or something to that effect. Someone correct me-Kanye)

"Know a chick named Blockhead, got a blockhead/After every block party give the whole block head"-Shells

Any attempt at a punchline by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Petey Pablo, etc




Mayonaise colered benz i push miracle whips is a hot a.ss line!!

 13 years ago '04        #55
Juse 3 heat pts
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 cdoyle456 said
Banks Standards??????

I'll admit, when they first got on Banks was nice, but he has constantly gone downhill,

1. he rarely does any mixtape sh*t anymore unless it's some wackass Whoo Kid sh*t, i mean do they forget that other DJs, like KaySlay and Envy are also part of the reason they blew up, it wasn't just Whoo Kid supporting their sh*t a couple of years ago

2. most of his lines aren't even funny anymore, and he goes off topis a lot now, just throwing in punchlines that mean nothing to the song
The hoes know I'm lazy as hell, that's why I get the bi*ch to twist
Dogg, I stay around trees like Christmas gifts
Yea, you laughing and dancing 'til they stick you
And have you holdin' your chest like I'm singing the National Anthem
Have your worried bout the reprecussions after the tantrum
I'll be alone in a mansion, and it's snowing in the Hamptons
Regardless of what these fools say, I'ma be around longer than 'Cool J
Armed with a new K
So dumb in a new way, If I don't fu*k Monday, I'm gone hit it Tuesday
My charm get it usually
You put a lot of years into rap, these lil' starvin' chumps
Start your career from the back of a milk carton
Your gased up from whatever he must of told ya
But everything in Army fatigues ain't a soldier
In my upbring we wore the same socks
And buckets in the living room to catch the rain drops

that's not even that good of a verse, he just rambles and throws in punchlines, it's wack, now here is a verse from a true punchline artist, the prototype that 50 and Lloyd created Banks from

Your goddamn right I'm feeling myself
A chauffeur no sir, I'm wheeling myself
Looking for a chick chilling for self
So I can show her the suicides and talk her into k!lling herself
I'm having problems dealing with wealth
But you wouldn't understand it, until you get a million yourself
You n*ggaz must've got a deal for your health
Your cd is frozen food, it just chills on the shelf

I spend big, at any time I can start splurging
The twin cigs open chests like a heart surgeon
And I'm buttoned up, I'm just a blue collar crook
But I keep a stack thick as few college books
I got a new polished look
And twenty dime bi*ches, to show y'all n*ggaz how my two dollars look
The boy's got at least six digits on
So the guns gotta be at least midget long
The money, is like ten bridges long
I throw bread around just to turn pigeons on

I got some good smoke just for puffers
The two grand twenty's make the hustlers suffer
Plus it's fluffer, than a cotton ball
I've gotten calls wanting me to put the pot in malls
But nowadays you can't put it past 'em
I got a Dan Marino arm, I'm bout to throw some bullets past 'em
And the n*ggaz in the hood keep quoting my lines
I don't jump ship I keep floating in mine
Long as I keep toting I'm fine
I'mma have these d!ck sucking n*ggaz (Banks) deep-throating the nine

I jumped in the English ship, Benzed whip
It's Terminator 2 chrome the engines dip
I'm reading scripts no, not the penmanship (no)
The box-office sh*t (yeah), I box off this bi*ch (yeah)
Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst
And still make a mil' off the first of months
These dudes be the first to front
'Til they family and friends is in limos, they in hearse in front
I'm in the top position, I can make you a proposition
I'm in the hard top waiting on the drop edition
To hell with the patience
I'mma send a n*gga down under like Australia vacations
AMEN!...... Props to u.....One of the best in the game byfar....you will never hear banks spit a verse that long an that ill....ever....

 13 years ago '05        #56
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let me see i got 2 by the same artist in tha same damn song

"patty cake, patty cake, microwave"-----wut in da hell is that sh*t??????

"I'm so cool but I'm so hot and I'm so fly and you is so not "-----no.no.noThat sh*t sound like sumthin my lil cuzin would say

 13 years ago '04        #57
creep 14 heat pts14
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^ obviously he was talking about drugs.. but ya that was stupid

 08-01-2005, 01:44 PM         #58
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that cam line was tight yo what the hell u thinkin but da rest is whack :banghead:

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