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 13 years ago '04        #76
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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Common-Ressurrection 95
Yessir, I'm in the Mix A Lot, b*tches put them on the glass while I'm puttin stickers on they a.ss, I rule everything around me like cash, on the rocks of reality dreams get smashed.

 13 years ago '04        #77
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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Common-Invocation
Invisioning the here after like Steve Wonder
On A Quest for Love like The Proceed Drummer

 13 years ago '04        #78
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Pete Rock feat Talib Kweli and Cl Smooth-Fly Til We Die
Talib-So many n*ggas buggin me it's like I need a f*uckin pesticide

 13 years ago '04        #79
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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Common-Soul By The Pound
Listen to the whole song, puchlines out the a$$

 13 years ago '04        #80
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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De La Soul-Stakes Is High
Pos-Living in a place where needles and skins connect, no wonder where we live is called the projects

 13 years ago '04        #81
dj_tameil 2 heat pts
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...and i dont like beans but f*ck it...kiss gone eat....- jadakiss

 13 years ago '04        #82
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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Heltah Skeltah-I Ain't Havin That
Starang-Starang, forever like Wu-Tang, my crew brings drama
hangin your a.ss upside-down by ya shoe strings

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Starang-Son you know they can't stand me
Cuz my crew pack heat like Miami
Ran for these rappaz outside of the Grammy's
They be k!llin me how they willingly be grillin me
Cuz they shorty wop just be feelin' me

 13 years ago '04        #83
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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KRS-ONE-Rappaz R N Dainja
Blastmaster Kris I don't talk ish
Expand your conciousness and dismiss foolishness
No one is new to this or new to Kris
In hip-hop's atomic structure, I am the nucleus

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Some rappers like to come to the party, hopin to leave with somebody
check, I come with skills and I leave with your motherfu*kin respect
Ahh yeah... so check, UH!

 13 years ago '04        #84
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Heltah Skeltah feat O.G.C.-Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka
Rock and (Louiville Sluggah)-Aiyyo why oh why did I need cappucino
Scar on my face but I'm not Al Pacino
(We 3 amigos) Sparsky and Dutch we bring mo'
drama than what? (A primetime NBC TV show)
(Headz don't know and damn sure ain't ready)
(n*ggas walk the street wit more Boop than Betty)
sh*t'll get heavy (back of the tree now surrender)
(My pon hits yo mind mix thoughts like a blender)

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Ruck and (Top Dawg)-It's a shame how these MC's are wannabees
front on these and get hung up like dungarees (please)
ease off selecta Strangle wrecks ya
plus bust a.sses on whoever passes through my sector
(So what you gonna do when you stuck at thirty-two)
(degrees please, get off yo knees and follow these)
(now swallow these, buckshots from the rifle)
(then I will make n*ggaz Beat It and Scream just like Michael)

 13 years ago '04        #85
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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O.C.-Time's Up
You lack the minerals and vitamins, irons and the niacin
fu*k who that I offend, rappers sit back I'm bout to begin
bout foul talk you sqwak, never even walked the walk

 13 years ago '04        #86
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I gotta think of some more dope ones, I'll be back later but whoever follow's classics like these better not come with some weak bullsh*t, come with the real.

 08-26-2005, 03:33 PM         #87
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 RoyceDa59 said
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Some of y'all be quoting some real cats, props for that and others need to stop quoting some of these fake a.ss mc's step your game up.
This is a real punchline for real head

your a fu*king fool, this is for the some of the best punchlines you heard, so it dont matter where chingy says it, if its good, then its good. Ge tthe fu*k outta here

 13 years ago '04        #88
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 choong said
your a fu*king fool, this is for the some of the best punchlines you heard, so it dont matter where chingy says it, if its good, then its good. Ge tthe fu*k outta here
LOL, CHINGY, you gotta be fu*king joking. Any of these cats would own Chingy like the bi*ch he is. Even that horrible white kid on MTV's made who C-Rayz Walz was training could make Chingy look like a fool.

 13 years ago '04        #89
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I mean if the line is ill then it is but if your saying that because you're a Chingy fan then there is something wrong.

 08-29-2005, 05:20 PM         #90
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"if i cant lower heaven i promise i raise hell"- BY JIN in GET IN TOUCH WIV US

"Dont talk bout licking if it aint deep throat maaa"- PHARRELL in SHOW ME YOUR SOUL

"i got fans all around the country, its jin who they feelin', last time you had a fan, it was spinning off the ceiling" - JIN in SOME FREESTYLE

 13 years ago '05        #91
freshtoodef 5 heat pts
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yall n*ggaz is 14 days 2 week- hell rell

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