what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?

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 07-27-2005, 07:52 AM         #61
Plush 
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 K26Wiles said:

its "ima dollar what the fu*k is 50 cents"


nope...it's

" i'ma bout the dolla, who the fu*k is 50 cent "

and it was live in a concert... :D
 11 years ago '04        #62
Tikyle2 4 heat pts
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 ArmaniMark said:
Gettin that a.ss kicked fast like Ramadon, it's the Rap Phenomenon - Biggy
^^If you're gonna quote the G.O.A.T. get it right.


"Get in that a.ss quick fast like Ramadan, it's the rap phenomenon"
 07-27-2005, 08:07 AM         #63
R=77 
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 Franchyze said:
Jadakiss
Another Jada
I dont wanna poly yall/ Im in a zone of my own kinda like tom hanks talkin to that volleyball


sh*t had me rollin for weeks
Thats one of my favorite Jada lines



I forgot who said this one maybe Jay

"Like short sleeves I bare arms"


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 07-27-2005, 08:10 AM         #64
markus1127 
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dont even talk bout guns the only 9 you got is a 5 dolla bill n 4 one's-canibus

my sole purpose as a verbalist is to make my words twist and connect like letters when they in cursive-canibus

my word is bond like james n*ggas be trying to test but they week'r than 7 days-canibus
 08-26-2005, 07:22 AM         #65
R=77 
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Bump ^^^

I got the broads swarmin so no even the old nigg@z is givin me grillz like george forman

Fab
 11 years ago '05        #66
redruM_ 3 heat pts
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"Have you seen my Aston leanin on dubs
And they can't afford chrome so they puttin vasoline on they hubs"

"I'm in a waggy with em passin by ya
With a baby girl who suck harder than Maggie on a pacifier"

both off fabolous' forgive me father.


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 11 years ago '04        #67
kayne716 
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i spend big at anytime i can start splurgin
the twin cigs open chest like a heart sergin
 08-26-2005, 08:37 AM         #68
No Joke 
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"i'll take AIM, squeeze, and use the Scope, with no toothpaste or mouthwash."
 08-26-2005, 12:04 PM         #69
TonyYayoRunsNY 
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"your god damn right im feelin myself im trying to talk a bi*ch into seeing the suicides and k!llin herself" fab
 08-26-2005, 12:07 PM         #70
TonyYayoRunsNY 
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"my flow in insane for you to win u need lucky charms a leprechaun and lil flip chain" banks
 11 years ago '04        #71
sygma 
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Before I took ya life/ you & ya hype boyz//
Said that you wanted static, now you speakin' thru white noise//
-Hitchcock of A-Team
 08-26-2005, 12:40 PM         #72
choong 
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"you think that bandana make you look gangsta but all I see is a hankerchief" Lloyd Banks

sick line
 08-26-2005, 01:19 PM         #73
pusha_man 
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"And All Y'all Other Cats Throwin' Shots At Jigga./You Only Get Half A Bar. F*ck Y'all N*gga's....."

Jay-Z off 'Takeover'

Dude's the best in the game. Point. Blank. Period.
 11 years ago '04        #74
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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 Willie Hutch said:
If You Lookin' for Sympathy
You Better Look Between R and T
In The fu*kin' Dictionary

--Rass Kass from Xzibit's 3 Card Molly
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That's a real line

Some of y'all be quoting some real cats, props for that and others need to stop quoting some of these fake a.ss mc's step your game up.
This is a real punchline for real head

Ras Kass Soul On Ice
Drink Listerine, Brush My Teeth With Amphetamine, So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between.


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 11 years ago '04        #75
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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Madvillain-Rhinestone Cowboy
Got more soul than a sock with a hole
 11 years ago '04        #76
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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Common-Ressurrection 95
Yessir, I'm in the Mix A Lot, b*tches put them on the glass while I'm puttin stickers on they a.ss, I rule everything around me like cash, on the rocks of reality dreams get smashed.
 11 years ago '04        #77
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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Common-Invocation
Invisioning the here after like Steve Wonder
On A Quest for Love like The Proceed Drummer
 11 years ago '04        #78
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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Pete Rock feat Talib Kweli and Cl Smooth-Fly Til We Die
Talib-So many n*ggas buggin me it's like I need a f*uckin pesticide
 11 years ago '04        #79
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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Common-Soul By The Pound
Listen to the whole song, puchlines out the a$$
 11 years ago '04        #80
RoyceDa59 216 heat pts216
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