what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?

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 13 years ago '05        #41
BigThangs 
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Whenever i spit i'm like a man on a mission. Drop so many hooks n*ggas think that i'm fishin.

Listenin to me is addictive like the good crack, Just wait till i get more airtime then the moves in Ong-Bak.
 07-26-2005, 11:15 PM         #42
14K  OP
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Nobody likes you , even ya moms a hater
You bring less to the table than a armless waiter- ????
 07-26-2005, 11:53 PM         #43
dex1can  OP
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okay, lets talk about this ice that i'm carryin
all these carrots like i'm a fu*kin vegetarian
-lil wayne in "shine"
 07-27-2005, 12:48 AM         #44
Irvgeezy  OP
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"Now I'm so fresh, you can smell me through a ziplock" Jay-Z

"I ain't got the Lamborghini doors on the Escalade, I'm a just go get the Lamborghini instead"
Lil Wayne

"Whip past my foes in something they can't afford...naw, I ain't talkin bout no Honda Accord" "Tommy on me aint a Hilfiger son" Mac Man

"Guraranteed diamonds shinin lookin like a chandelier...im a freeze up ya wax when I whisper in ya ear" TP

"I want her I can have the chick...doing the same poses Paris Hilton in them camera flicks" Chamillionaire

"How can I say it plain? That I'm off that Mary Jane...and if its true what they say then I don't know how many cells is left in my fu*kin brain! But I'm a keep on writin and lightin mine to these hungry rappers..and tell the hood that I've hired n*ggas and fire'ed crackers...on the 4th of July..open your eyes..I'm jokin stupid! I love all races but if you hatin my music then fu*k You!" Ludacris-Screwed Up (had to add all that for understandability.)
 07-27-2005, 01:02 AM         #45
kmkurdone  OP
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Your bi*ch so dumb she got her thong on wrong- Madchild (Swollen Members)
 07-27-2005, 01:08 AM         #46
True Geniu$  OP
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You spit hot garbage son of Sanford
What you rappin' for to get fame or get rich
I slap a n*gga like you
And tell him Rick James bi*ch...
- Common...


Last edited by True Geniu$; 07-27-2005 at 01:21 AM..
 07-27-2005, 01:12 AM         #47
True Geniu$  OP
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i know its not a punch line, but its still nice.

I'm not a businessman,
I'm a business, man
Let me handle my business, damn
- Jay-Z...
 13 years ago '05        #48
highryda 1 heat pts
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jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars
 13 years ago '05        #49
highryda 1 heat pts
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ludacris to T.I. on stomp ..

So Pimpin be easy,quick catchin feelings
you wortha couple hundred grand and im worth millions
nobody thinkin bout u plus ya beef aint legit..
so please stay off the T.I.P of my d!ck!!

nice diss but i like both artists
 13 years ago '05        #50
highryda 1 heat pts
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the whole Jada song .. Checkmate
 07-27-2005, 01:48 AM         #51
K26Wiles  OP
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 highryda said:
jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars
its "ima dollar what the fu*k is 50 cents"

another sick punchline...

"im ahead of my class fu*ker,
i only serve a bi*ch once so she treats my d!ck like the last supper"
-banks

and pretty much anythign that Big L says...
 13 years ago '05        #52
CaShMoNeYDfG 13 heat pts13
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Ric Jilla-Authentic

Everybody bob they head, gimme dap when i rap, i'm like a middle finger and thumb, cuz i dont do nuthin but snap

Ric Jilla- The Anthem

"...you n*ggas is savages, ya flow aint gettin it, its inadeaquate, u might as well call me abortion, cuz i aint havin it...."

Freddie Gibbs-
"...n*ggas flee when i enter the children, man i got n*ggas weatin like micheal jackson in a room ful of children

Jay-Z-Heart of The City
"...I pack heat like i'm the oven door..."

LLoyd Banks-G-Unit Anthem
"Only way i get blue balls is if she got blue lipstick..."

The Game - 200 Bars
"...I dont rap for Free, thats why they fired A.J."

The Game - 100 Bars

"...I'll put the 5th to ya chest and the eagle to ya helmet like donovan mcnabb..."

The Game - Poison Bananas

"...I don't need 50 cent, mah n*ggas make collect calls..."

Ric Jilla - My Verses

"...Put the heat to ya head, like a skull cap..."

Mannie Fresh - So Serious

"...Got a chromed out beretta, leave a n*gga wetta than a crackhead in the summa time in a sweater..."


T.I. - 99 Problems
"...Wish ya daddy woulda got sum head , shoulda wore a rubba but he didnt, so now i guess the world gotta suffer, u the kinda wanksta, gangstas dun had a enuff of, so imma take pride when i ride through and buss ya, u'll be repsonsible for the saddest day ya momma seen, wanna let this kay-slay a n*gga like a drama king.."


BEST ONE~~~~~
Fabolous- Keep it gangsta remix
"...Every time u try they wanna bury ya, thats why i roll wit a Semi, like Eddie did in COMING TO AMERICA
 07-27-2005, 02:50 AM         #53
FaB514  OP
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Fabolous has by far the best punchlines, the dude is sickkkk

You can hear my coupe a block away
bi*ches be yellin, "Let Me Ride" like they Snoop and Dr. Dre

Act stupid get shells in ya stomach, like you ate pasta for lunch

Fabolous the one from the Menatti Mix
Known to have more kicks than karate flicks


I could go on for days
 13 years ago '04        #54
Untouchable 
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I use to wave at a broad ..who he wavin at aint me..now i wave my wrist in the air mothernature gets brain freeze..

Chamillionaire
 07-27-2005, 03:10 AM         #55
berkal  OP
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Props Me I'll Props You Back
 07-27-2005, 03:16 AM         #56
Shakur195  OP
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"I can't be all-right, there would be no left"
- C-Rayz Walz

"You look like a pu**y, I should call you fu*k face
You couldn't dodge my punchlines if you had duck tape"
- C-Rayz Walz

"I put holes in the game, just to lace it, yo"
- C-Rayz Walz

"C Walz is the name I claim, I spit so nasty I've actually stained my fame"
- C-Rayz Walz

"The president's a bush, the vice presidents a d!ck
so a whole lot of fu*kin' is what we gon' get"
- Talib Kweli

"My rhymes be kickin' like a brother's breath be stinkin'"
- Common Sense

"***COUGH***, Pardon me but I'm fu*kin' sick wit' it"
- Big Daddy Kane

"You was a blood but you flipped tonight
You like that sh*t that k!lled superman, cause you a crip-to-night"
- Papoose
 07-27-2005, 04:53 AM         #57
Kon Vert  OP
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"Rappers wanna know why Tonez so dope!
And asked me to stand under the microscope
Finding my cells alligning tightly in the shape of the microphone" - Hillton Tonez
 13 years ago '05        #58
CripKiLLa 
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Put his arms in back of his head and snapped him again
Fractured his limbs and put him in the figure 6 subtracted from 10--- canibus
 07-27-2005, 06:28 AM         #59
No Joke  OP
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"i come with a bang like a pony tail"
"im like an air conditioner, ill make you lose your fans."
"my names at the top of the rasta like dredlocks."
"im like the four seasons, when i bust the four... when the firing pin 'inters the springs, summa fall."
"feel like a frog, leap..watch me disect you"
"like the bones in fatjoes legs, i move crack"

^^papoose

"everyminute with fresh prints, im like carilton banks."
"talk about you tagg and toss her, we know damnwell he snuggle like the fabric softner."
"your days up like calenders on the ceiling"
"dont talk about the cook, and the raw that you buy.. cause papi steps all over your base, like he hit an RBI"
"you, a trash can in the winter- you're cold garbage"
"you dont want me to put in the damn order...to take your bi*ch, r*pe your bi*ch, tape the sh*t, and make you hold the camcorder."
^murda mook

"Pack heat like i'm the ovendoor."
"costs you nothing, pay me no mind."
"sell fire to hell, could even sell water to a well."
"like a brain in my voicebox i speak my mind."
^untouchable j hova
 07-27-2005, 06:33 AM         #60
juvynille  OP
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So u madd like fu*k dat n*gga
but ya bi*ch like damn i want to fu*k dat n*gga
Cassidy.....
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