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what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?


 
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 07-27-2005, 02:48 AM         #51
K26Wiles  OP
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 highryda said
jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars
its "ima dollar what the fu*k is 50 cents"

another sick punchline...

"im ahead of my class fu*ker,
i only serve a bi*ch once so she treats my d!ck like the last supper"
-banks

and pretty much anythign that Big L says...

 13 years ago '05        #52
CaShMoNeYDfG 15 heat pts15
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Ric Jilla-Authentic

Everybody bob they head, gimme dap when i rap, i'm like a middle finger and thumb, cuz i dont do nuthin but snap

Ric Jilla- The Anthem

"...you n*ggas is savages, ya flow aint gettin it, its inadeaquate, u might as well call me abortion, cuz i aint havin it...."

Freddie Gibbs-
"...n*ggas flee when i enter the children, man i got n*ggas weatin like micheal jackson in a room ful of children

Jay-Z-Heart of The City
"...I pack heat like i'm the oven door..."

LLoyd Banks-G-Unit Anthem
"Only way i get blue balls is if she got blue lipstick..."

The Game - 200 Bars
"...I dont rap for Free, thats why they fired A.J."

The Game - 100 Bars

"...I'll put the 5th to ya chest and the eagle to ya helmet like donovan mcnabb..."

The Game - Poison Bananas

"...I don't need 50 cent, mah n*ggas make collect calls..."

Ric Jilla - My Verses

"...Put the heat to ya head, like a skull cap..."

Mannie Fresh - So Serious

"...Got a chromed out beretta, leave a n*gga wetta than a crackhead in the summa time in a sweater..."


T.I. - 99 Problems
"...Wish ya daddy woulda got sum head , shoulda wore a rubba but he didnt, so now i guess the world gotta suffer, u the kinda wanksta, gangstas dun had a enuff of, so imma take pride when i ride through and buss ya, u'll be repsonsible for the saddest day ya momma seen, wanna let this kay-slay a n*gga like a drama king.."


BEST ONE~~~~~
Fabolous- Keep it gangsta remix
"...Every time u try they wanna bury ya, thats why i roll wit a Semi, like Eddie did in COMING TO AMERICA

 07-27-2005, 03:50 AM         #53
FaB514  OP
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Fabolous has by far the best punchlines, the dude is sickkkk

You can hear my coupe a block away
bi*ches be yellin, "Let Me Ride" like they Snoop and Dr. Dre

Act stupid get shells in ya stomach, like you ate pasta for lunch

Fabolous the one from the Menatti Mix
Known to have more kicks than karate flicks


I could go on for days

 13 years ago '04        #54
Untouchable 
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I use to wave at a broad ..who he wavin at aint me..now i wave my wrist in the air mothernature gets brain freeze..

Chamillionaire

 07-27-2005, 04:10 AM         #55
berkal  OP
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Props Me I'll Props You Back

 07-27-2005, 04:16 AM         #56
Shakur195  OP
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"I can't be all-right, there would be no left"
- C-Rayz Walz

"You look like a pu**y, I should call you fu*k face
You couldn't dodge my punchlines if you had duck tape"
- C-Rayz Walz

"I put holes in the game, just to lace it, yo"
- C-Rayz Walz

"C Walz is the name I claim, I spit so nasty I've actually stained my fame"
- C-Rayz Walz

"The president's a bush, the vice presidents a d!ck
so a whole lot of fu*kin' is what we gon' get"
- Talib Kweli

"My rhymes be kickin' like a brother's breath be stinkin'"
- Common Sense

"***COUGH***, Pardon me but I'm fu*kin' sick wit' it"
- Big Daddy Kane

"You was a blood but you flipped tonight
You like that sh*t that k!lled superman, cause you a crip-to-night"
- Papoose

 07-27-2005, 05:53 AM         #57
Kon Vert  OP
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"Rappers wanna know why Tonez so dope!
And asked me to stand under the microscope
Finding my cells alligning tightly in the shape of the microphone" - Hillton Tonez

 13 years ago '05        #58
CripKiLLa 
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Put his arms in back of his head and snapped him again
Fractured his limbs and put him in the figure 6 subtracted from 10--- canibus

 07-27-2005, 07:28 AM         #59
No Joke  OP
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"i come with a bang like a pony tail"
"im like an air conditioner, ill make you lose your fans."
"my names at the top of the rasta like dredlocks."
"im like the four seasons, when i bust the four... when the firing pin 'inters the springs, summa fall."
"feel like a frog, leap..watch me disect you"
"like the bones in fatjoes legs, i move crack"

^^papoose

"everyminute with fresh prints, im like carilton banks."
"talk about you tagg and toss her, we know damnwell he snuggle like the fabric softner."
"your days up like calenders on the ceiling"
"dont talk about the cook, and the raw that you buy.. cause papi steps all over your base, like he hit an RBI"
"you, a trash can in the winter- you're cold garbage"
"you dont want me to put in the damn order...to take your bi*ch, r*pe your bi*ch, tape the sh*t, and make you hold the camcorder."
^murda mook

"Pack heat like i'm the ovendoor."
"costs you nothing, pay me no mind."
"sell fire to hell, could even sell water to a well."
"like a brain in my voicebox i speak my mind."
^untouchable j hova

 07-27-2005, 07:33 AM         #60
juvynille  OP
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So u madd like fu*k dat n*gga
but ya bi*ch like damn i want to fu*k dat n*gga
Cassidy.....

 07-27-2005, 08:52 AM         #61
Plush  OP
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 K26Wiles said

its "ima dollar what the fu*k is 50 cents"


nope...it's

" i'ma bout the dolla, who the fu*k is 50 cent "

and it was live in a concert... :D

 13 years ago '04        #62
Tikyle2 4 heat pts
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 ArmaniMark said
Gettin that a.ss kicked fast like Ramadon, it's the Rap Phenomenon - Biggy
^^If you're gonna quote the G.O.A.T. get it right.


"Get in that a.ss quick fast like Ramadan, it's the rap phenomenon"

 07-27-2005, 09:07 AM         #63
R=77  OP
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 Franchyze said
Jadakiss
Another Jada
I dont wanna poly yall/ Im in a zone of my own kinda like tom hanks talkin to that volleyball


sh*t had me rollin for weeks
Thats one of my favorite Jada lines



I forgot who said this one maybe Jay

"Like short sleeves I bare arms"


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 07-27-2005, 09:10 AM         #64
markus1127  OP
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dont even talk bout guns the only 9 you got is a 5 dolla bill n 4 one's-canibus

my sole purpose as a verbalist is to make my words twist and connect like letters when they in cursive-canibus

my word is bond like james n*ggas be trying to test but they week'r than 7 days-canibus

 08-26-2005, 08:22 AM         #65
R=77  OP
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Bump ^^^

I got the broads swarmin so no even the old nigg@z is givin me grillz like george forman

Fab

 13 years ago '05        #66
redruM_ 3 heat pts
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"Have you seen my Aston leanin on dubs
And they can't afford chrome so they puttin vasoline on they hubs"

"I'm in a waggy with em passin by ya
With a baby girl who suck harder than Maggie on a pacifier"

both off fabolous' forgive me father.


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 13 years ago '04        #67
kayne716 
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i spend big at anytime i can start splurgin
the twin cigs open chest like a heart sergin

 08-26-2005, 09:37 AM         #68
No Joke  OP
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"i'll take AIM, squeeze, and use the Scope, with no toothpaste or mouthwash."

 08-26-2005, 01:04 PM         #69
TonyYayoRunsNY  OP
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"your god damn right im feelin myself im trying to talk a bi*ch into seeing the suicides and k!llin herself" fab

 08-26-2005, 01:07 PM         #70
TonyYayoRunsNY  OP
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"my flow in insane for you to win u need lucky charms a leprechaun and lil flip chain" banks

 13 years ago '04        #71
sygma 
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Before I took ya life/ you & ya hype boyz//
Said that you wanted static, now you speakin' thru white noise//
-Hitchcock of A-Team

 08-26-2005, 01:40 PM         #72
choong  OP
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"you think that bandana make you look gangsta but all I see is a hankerchief" Lloyd Banks

sick line

 08-26-2005, 02:19 PM         #73
pusha_man  OP
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"And All Y'all Other Cats Throwin' Shots At Jigga./You Only Get Half A Bar. F*ck Y'all N*gga's....."

Jay-Z off 'Takeover'

Dude's the best in the game. Point. Blank. Period.

 13 years ago '04        #74
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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 Willie Hutch said
If You Lookin' for Sympathy
You Better Look Between R and T
In The fu*kin' Dictionary

--Rass Kass from Xzibit's 3 Card Molly
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That's a real line

Some of y'all be quoting some real cats, props for that and others need to stop quoting some of these fake a.ss mc's step your game up.
This is a real punchline for real head

Ras Kass Soul On Ice
Drink Listerine, Brush My Teeth With Amphetamine, So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between.


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 13 years ago '04        #75
RoyceDa59 258 heat pts258
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Madvillain-Rhinestone Cowboy
Got more soul than a sock with a hole

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