what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?

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 07-26-2005, 01:23 PM         #21
SpectacularYES!  OP
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ni**az'll be 50 minus two thats another dude that Forty ate

40 Cal

i got a squad in Philly,
that'll have you missin ya left eye like T-Boz n Chilli

Ransom (of the A-Team)
 12 years ago '05        #22
Bobby's World 9 heat pts
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Damn, that 40 cal line was hot.

BiG L-"If your bi*ch don't like Me, She must like Women".
 12 years ago '04        #23
tmontana171 4 heat pts
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" I ain't trying to see my bed in a cell, but i will turtle a n*gga and put his fu*king head in a shell" - Lloyd Banks ....That Line Had Me GOing crazy for months!!
 07-26-2005, 01:54 PM         #24
Mr$. Money  OP
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 R=77 said:
This is a rough one I'll start with a few

I'm never gonna pop like 10 gold chaines thats why your b*tch blowin on me like nentendo games - Lloyd BanK$

I got the broads swarmin thats why the old ni99az be given me grills like George Forman - Fabolous

I'm like Spiderman the fith brother up in the clan who drop like cracks that scattered up in your van - Ghostface k!llah

Personally on of my favorites..... Just imagine droppin a bundle in your whip... you'd go crazy tryin to pick up ever bit of it.... whether a crack head or a dealer.. LOL
I'll do anything, but i wont fu*k Mariah, Even if she got Ashanti butt nekkid in bed. Cause she got forehead just like Tyra. - GAME
 07-26-2005, 01:57 PM         #25
TheKidHypno  OP
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"Put your money where your mouth is and make my crotch a millionare" - Chino XL
 12 years ago '05        #26
IceMaker 3 heat pts
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I got diarhea flow cause I sh*t on n*ggaz even when I'm constipated I still sh*t on n*ggaz- Young Jeezy

I'm the sh*t biiiaaattch, I need toilet paper (daaaaaayyuum!)
And some air freshener n*gga, fu*k a hata- Young Jeezy
 07-26-2005, 02:20 PM         #27
DilatedMan  OP
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"Even with a d!ck in your ear, you still couldn't fu*k with my sound"
-Xzibit, off the Reflection Eternal Album, on Down for the Count
 07-26-2005, 03:02 PM         #28
Yardfather  OP
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"Asking me if im better than Cassidy?
Is like asking Jadakiss if he's better than Master P." ~ Saigon.
 07-26-2005, 03:06 PM         #29
Dec. 31, 1984  OP
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"every time i bus' kids think they on they way to school" :thefu*k:

- One.Be.Lo aka One Man Army
 12 years ago '05        #30
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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i'm go come at you with 3 k's like i hate n*ggas......?????????
 07-26-2005, 03:11 PM         #31
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Young Buck...
You could be my wife but only for tonight...
 07-26-2005, 03:14 PM         #32
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Too short...
bi*ch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb...
 12 years ago '05        #33
Bobby's World 9 heat pts
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Big Pun- "Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh*t on you".
 12 years ago '04        #34
Franchyze 
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Jadakiss
"Ima leave u right where u stand hace the ambalance pass yo timbalands off right to yo man/ cause he pu**y he aint gon do nothin but look when it comes to beef he aint gon do nothin but cook"

Another Jada
I dont wanna poly yall/ Im in a zone of my own kinda like tom hanks talkin to that volleyball

sh*t had me rollin for weeks
 07-26-2005, 06:52 PM         #35
sparky_123  OP
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ill start flippin the sh*t and the flippin the script, like a little kid rapping a paedophile.

one of the best punchlines i can remember of the top of my head.
 07-26-2005, 07:33 PM         #36
Willie Hutch  OP
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If You Lookin' for Sympathy
You Better Look Between R and T
In The fu*kin' Dictionary

--Rass Kass from Xzibit's 3 Card Molly
 12 years ago '04        #37
phillyprospect4 
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 fabolous_iam said:
i'm go come at you with 3 k's like i hate n*ggas......?????????
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness
 12 years ago '05        #38
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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 phillyprospect4 said:
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness



good lookin
 07-26-2005, 08:12 PM         #39
cnice  OP
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J.R. tuck the thunder for brothers/So it won't be ya mother tuckin you under the covers//Look, you about to give me what you earn on the block/Or figure out how you want it, urn or a box//Cause where I'm from, they house em' and smack em'/Ask Juvenile, I can give you a mouthful of platinum//Writer wreck frames, with the tech aim/Trust me, icey hot won't help the chest pain//See me, you either duck or you dodge/Or you run in ya car and duck in ya dodge//We take n*ggas jewels with the tools we packin/One by one, that's what I call a chain reaction//-J.R. Writer
 07-26-2005, 08:36 PM         #40
cdhow  OP
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here are some good 1s

you don't bother me none, like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at the sun~Immortal Technique

If you go platinum its got nothin to do with luck,
it just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k~Immortal Technique


dont even talk about guns,
the only 9 u got is a 5 dollar bill and 4 ones~Canibus

Im like a crooked batman with no partner but still robbin~sporty theives
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