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 07-26-2005, 03:11 PM         #31
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Young Buck...
You could be my wife but only for tonight...

 07-26-2005, 03:14 PM         #32
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Too short...
bi*ch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb...

 13 years ago '05        #33
Bobby's World 9 heat pts
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Big Pun- "Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh*t on you".

 13 years ago '04        #34
Franchyze 
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Jadakiss
"Ima leave u right where u stand hace the ambalance pass yo timbalands off right to yo man/ cause he pu**y he aint gon do nothin but look when it comes to beef he aint gon do nothin but cook"

Another Jada
I dont wanna poly yall/ Im in a zone of my own kinda like tom hanks talkin to that volleyball

sh*t had me rollin for weeks

 07-26-2005, 06:52 PM         #35
sparky_123  OP
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ill start flippin the sh*t and the flippin the script, like a little kid rapping a paedophile.

one of the best punchlines i can remember of the top of my head.

 07-26-2005, 07:33 PM         #36
Willie Hutch  OP
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If You Lookin' for Sympathy
You Better Look Between R and T
In The fu*kin' Dictionary

--Rass Kass from Xzibit's 3 Card Molly

 13 years ago '04        #37
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 fabolous_iam said
i'm go come at you with 3 k's like i hate n*ggas......?????????
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness

 13 years ago '05        #38
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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 phillyprospect4 said
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness



good lookin

 07-26-2005, 08:12 PM         #39
cnice  OP
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J.R. tuck the thunder for brothers/So it won't be ya mother tuckin you under the covers//Look, you about to give me what you earn on the block/Or figure out how you want it, urn or a box//Cause where I'm from, they house em' and smack em'/Ask Juvenile, I can give you a mouthful of platinum//Writer wreck frames, with the tech aim/Trust me, icey hot won't help the chest pain//See me, you either duck or you dodge/Or you run in ya car and duck in ya dodge//We take n*ggas jewels with the tools we packin/One by one, that's what I call a chain reaction//-J.R. Writer

 07-26-2005, 08:36 PM         #40
cdhow  OP
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here are some good 1s

you don't bother me none, like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at the sun~Immortal Technique

If you go platinum its got nothin to do with luck,
it just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k~Immortal Technique


dont even talk about guns,
the only 9 u got is a 5 dollar bill and 4 ones~Canibus

Im like a crooked batman with no partner but still robbin~sporty theives

 13 years ago '05        #41
BigThangs 
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Whenever i spit i'm like a man on a mission. Drop so many hooks n*ggas think that i'm fishin.

Listenin to me is addictive like the good crack, Just wait till i get more airtime then the moves in Ong-Bak.

 07-26-2005, 11:15 PM         #42
14K  OP
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Nobody likes you , even ya moms a hater
You bring less to the table than a armless waiter- ????

 07-26-2005, 11:53 PM         #43
dex1can  OP
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okay, lets talk about this ice that i'm carryin
all these carrots like i'm a fu*kin vegetarian
-lil wayne in "shine"

 07-27-2005, 12:48 AM         #44
Irvgeezy  OP
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"Now I'm so fresh, you can smell me through a ziplock" Jay-Z

"I ain't got the Lamborghini doors on the Escalade, I'm a just go get the Lamborghini instead"
Lil Wayne

"Whip past my foes in something they can't afford...naw, I ain't talkin bout no Honda Accord" "Tommy on me aint a Hilfiger son" Mac Man

"Guraranteed diamonds shinin lookin like a chandelier...im a freeze up ya wax when I whisper in ya ear" TP

"I want her I can have the chick...doing the same poses Paris Hilton in them camera flicks" Chamillionaire

"How can I say it plain? That I'm off that Mary Jane...and if its true what they say then I don't know how many cells is left in my fu*kin brain! But I'm a keep on writin and lightin mine to these hungry rappers..and tell the hood that I've hired n*ggas and fire'ed crackers...on the 4th of July..open your eyes..I'm jokin stupid! I love all races but if you hatin my music then fu*k You!" Ludacris-Screwed Up (had to add all that for understandability.)

 07-27-2005, 01:02 AM         #45
kmkurdone  OP
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Your bi*ch so dumb she got her thong on wrong- Madchild (Swollen Members)

 07-27-2005, 01:08 AM         #46
True Geniu$  OP
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You spit hot garbage son of Sanford
What you rappin' for to get fame or get rich
I slap a n*gga like you
And tell him Rick James bi*ch...
- Common...


Last edited by True Geniu$; 07-27-2005 at 01:21 AM..

 07-27-2005, 01:12 AM         #47
True Geniu$  OP
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i know its not a punch line, but its still nice.

I'm not a businessman,
I'm a business, man
Let me handle my business, damn
- Jay-Z...

 13 years ago '05        #48
highryda 1 heat pts
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jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars

 13 years ago '05        #49
highryda 1 heat pts
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ludacris to T.I. on stomp ..

So Pimpin be easy,quick catchin feelings
you wortha couple hundred grand and im worth millions
nobody thinkin bout u plus ya beef aint legit..
so please stay off the T.I.P of my d!ck!!

nice diss but i like both artists

 13 years ago '05        #50
highryda 1 heat pts
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the whole Jada song .. Checkmate

 07-27-2005, 01:48 AM         #51
K26Wiles  OP
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 highryda said
jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars
its "ima dollar what the fu*k is 50 cents"

another sick punchline...

"im ahead of my class fu*ker,
i only serve a bi*ch once so she treats my d!ck like the last supper"
-banks

and pretty much anythign that Big L says...

 13 years ago '05        #52
CaShMoNeYDfG 15 heat pts15
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Ric Jilla-Authentic

Everybody bob they head, gimme dap when i rap, i'm like a middle finger and thumb, cuz i dont do nuthin but snap

Ric Jilla- The Anthem

"...you n*ggas is savages, ya flow aint gettin it, its inadeaquate, u might as well call me abortion, cuz i aint havin it...."

Freddie Gibbs-
"...n*ggas flee when i enter the children, man i got n*ggas weatin like micheal jackson in a room ful of children

Jay-Z-Heart of The City
"...I pack heat like i'm the oven door..."

LLoyd Banks-G-Unit Anthem
"Only way i get blue balls is if she got blue lipstick..."

The Game - 200 Bars
"...I dont rap for Free, thats why they fired A.J."

The Game - 100 Bars

"...I'll put the 5th to ya chest and the eagle to ya helmet like donovan mcnabb..."

The Game - Poison Bananas

"...I don't need 50 cent, mah n*ggas make collect calls..."

Ric Jilla - My Verses

"...Put the heat to ya head, like a skull cap..."

Mannie Fresh - So Serious

"...Got a chromed out beretta, leave a n*gga wetta than a crackhead in the summa time in a sweater..."


T.I. - 99 Problems
"...Wish ya daddy woulda got sum head , shoulda wore a rubba but he didnt, so now i guess the world gotta suffer, u the kinda wanksta, gangstas dun had a enuff of, so imma take pride when i ride through and buss ya, u'll be repsonsible for the saddest day ya momma seen, wanna let this kay-slay a n*gga like a drama king.."


BEST ONE~~~~~
Fabolous- Keep it gangsta remix
"...Every time u try they wanna bury ya, thats why i roll wit a Semi, like Eddie did in COMING TO AMERICA

 07-27-2005, 02:50 AM         #53
FaB514  OP
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Fabolous has by far the best punchlines, the dude is sickkkk

You can hear my coupe a block away
bi*ches be yellin, "Let Me Ride" like they Snoop and Dr. Dre

Act stupid get shells in ya stomach, like you ate pasta for lunch

Fabolous the one from the Menatti Mix
Known to have more kicks than karate flicks


I could go on for days

 13 years ago '04        #54
Untouchable 
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I use to wave at a broad ..who he wavin at aint me..now i wave my wrist in the air mothernature gets brain freeze..

Chamillionaire

 07-27-2005, 03:10 AM         #55
berkal  OP
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Props Me I'll Props You Back

 07-27-2005, 03:16 AM         #56
Shakur195  OP
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"I can't be all-right, there would be no left"
- C-Rayz Walz

"You look like a pu**y, I should call you fu*k face
You couldn't dodge my punchlines if you had duck tape"
- C-Rayz Walz

"I put holes in the game, just to lace it, yo"
- C-Rayz Walz

"C Walz is the name I claim, I spit so nasty I've actually stained my fame"
- C-Rayz Walz

"The president's a bush, the vice presidents a d!ck
so a whole lot of fu*kin' is what we gon' get"
- Talib Kweli

"My rhymes be kickin' like a brother's breath be stinkin'"
- Common Sense

"***COUGH***, Pardon me but I'm fu*kin' sick wit' it"
- Big Daddy Kane

"You was a blood but you flipped tonight
You like that sh*t that k!lled superman, cause you a crip-to-night"
- Papoose

 07-27-2005, 04:53 AM         #57
Kon Vert  OP
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"Rappers wanna know why Tonez so dope!
And asked me to stand under the microscope
Finding my cells alligning tightly in the shape of the microphone" - Hillton Tonez

 13 years ago '05        #58
CripKiLLa 
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Put his arms in back of his head and snapped him again
Fractured his limbs and put him in the figure 6 subtracted from 10--- canibus

 07-27-2005, 06:28 AM         #59
No Joke  OP
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"i come with a bang like a pony tail"
"im like an air conditioner, ill make you lose your fans."
"my names at the top of the rasta like dredlocks."
"im like the four seasons, when i bust the four... when the firing pin 'inters the springs, summa fall."
"feel like a frog, leap..watch me disect you"
"like the bones in fatjoes legs, i move crack"

^^papoose

"everyminute with fresh prints, im like carilton banks."
"talk about you tagg and toss her, we know damnwell he snuggle like the fabric softner."
"your days up like calenders on the ceiling"
"dont talk about the cook, and the raw that you buy.. cause papi steps all over your base, like he hit an RBI"
"you, a trash can in the winter- you're cold garbage"
"you dont want me to put in the damn order...to take your bi*ch, r*pe your bi*ch, tape the sh*t, and make you hold the camcorder."
^murda mook

"Pack heat like i'm the ovendoor."
"costs you nothing, pay me no mind."
"sell fire to hell, could even sell water to a well."
"like a brain in my voicebox i speak my mind."
^untouchable j hova

 07-27-2005, 06:33 AM         #60
juvynille  OP
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So u madd like fu*k dat n*gga
but ya bi*ch like damn i want to fu*k dat n*gga
Cassidy.....

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