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 13 years ago '05        #26
IceMaker 3 heat pts
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I got diarhea flow cause I sh*t on n*ggaz even when I'm constipated I still sh*t on n*ggaz- Young Jeezy

I'm the sh*t biiiaaattch, I need toilet paper (daaaaaayyuum!)
And some air freshener n*gga, fu*k a hata- Young Jeezy

 07-26-2005, 03:20 PM         #27
DilatedMan  OP
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"Even with a d!ck in your ear, you still couldn't fu*k with my sound"
-Xzibit, off the Reflection Eternal Album, on Down for the Count

 07-26-2005, 04:02 PM         #28
Yardfather  OP
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"Asking me if im better than Cassidy?
Is like asking Jadakiss if he's better than Master P." ~ Saigon.

 07-26-2005, 04:06 PM         #29
Dec. 31, 1984  OP
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"every time i bus' kids think they on they way to school" :thefu*k:

- One.Be.Lo aka One Man Army

 13 years ago '05        #30
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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i'm go come at you with 3 k's like i hate n*ggas......?????????

 07-26-2005, 04:11 PM         #31
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Young Buck...
You could be my wife but only for tonight...

 07-26-2005, 04:14 PM         #32
aNGeLBaBie  OP
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Too short...
bi*ch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb...

 13 years ago '05        #33
Bobby's World 9 heat pts
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Big Pun- "Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh*t on you".

 13 years ago '04        #34
Franchyze 
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Jadakiss
"Ima leave u right where u stand hace the ambalance pass yo timbalands off right to yo man/ cause he pu**y he aint gon do nothin but look when it comes to beef he aint gon do nothin but cook"

Another Jada
I dont wanna poly yall/ Im in a zone of my own kinda like tom hanks talkin to that volleyball

sh*t had me rollin for weeks

 07-26-2005, 07:52 PM         #35
sparky_123  OP
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ill start flippin the sh*t and the flippin the script, like a little kid rapping a paedophile.

one of the best punchlines i can remember of the top of my head.

 07-26-2005, 08:33 PM         #36
Willie Hutch  OP
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If You Lookin' for Sympathy
You Better Look Between R and T
In The fu*kin' Dictionary

--Rass Kass from Xzibit's 3 Card Molly

 13 years ago '04        #37
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 fabolous_iam said
i'm go come at you with 3 k's like i hate n*ggas......?????????
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness

 13 years ago '05        #38
fabolous_iam 4 heat pts
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 phillyprospect4 said
That was Hollow Man when he was battling E Ness



good lookin

 07-26-2005, 09:12 PM         #39
cnice  OP
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J.R. tuck the thunder for brothers/So it won't be ya mother tuckin you under the covers//Look, you about to give me what you earn on the block/Or figure out how you want it, urn or a box//Cause where I'm from, they house em' and smack em'/Ask Juvenile, I can give you a mouthful of platinum//Writer wreck frames, with the tech aim/Trust me, icey hot won't help the chest pain//See me, you either duck or you dodge/Or you run in ya car and duck in ya dodge//We take n*ggas jewels with the tools we packin/One by one, that's what I call a chain reaction//-J.R. Writer

 07-26-2005, 09:36 PM         #40
cdhow  OP
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here are some good 1s

you don't bother me none, like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at the sun~Immortal Technique

If you go platinum its got nothin to do with luck,
it just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k~Immortal Technique


dont even talk about guns,
the only 9 u got is a 5 dollar bill and 4 ones~Canibus

Im like a crooked batman with no partner but still robbin~sporty theives

 13 years ago '05        #41
BigThangs 
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Whenever i spit i'm like a man on a mission. Drop so many hooks n*ggas think that i'm fishin.

Listenin to me is addictive like the good crack, Just wait till i get more airtime then the moves in Ong-Bak.

 07-27-2005, 12:15 AM         #42
14K  OP
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Nobody likes you , even ya moms a hater
You bring less to the table than a armless waiter- ????

 07-27-2005, 12:53 AM         #43
dex1can  OP
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okay, lets talk about this ice that i'm carryin
all these carrots like i'm a fu*kin vegetarian
-lil wayne in "shine"

 07-27-2005, 01:48 AM         #44
Irvgeezy  OP
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"Now I'm so fresh, you can smell me through a ziplock" Jay-Z

"I ain't got the Lamborghini doors on the Escalade, I'm a just go get the Lamborghini instead"
Lil Wayne

"Whip past my foes in something they can't afford...naw, I ain't talkin bout no Honda Accord" "Tommy on me aint a Hilfiger son" Mac Man

"Guraranteed diamonds shinin lookin like a chandelier...im a freeze up ya wax when I whisper in ya ear" TP

"I want her I can have the chick...doing the same poses Paris Hilton in them camera flicks" Chamillionaire

"How can I say it plain? That I'm off that Mary Jane...and if its true what they say then I don't know how many cells is left in my fu*kin brain! But I'm a keep on writin and lightin mine to these hungry rappers..and tell the hood that I've hired n*ggas and fire'ed crackers...on the 4th of July..open your eyes..I'm jokin stupid! I love all races but if you hatin my music then fu*k You!" Ludacris-Screwed Up (had to add all that for understandability.)

 07-27-2005, 02:02 AM         #45
kmkurdone  OP
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Your bi*ch so dumb she got her thong on wrong- Madchild (Swollen Members)

 07-27-2005, 02:08 AM         #46
True Geniu$  OP
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You spit hot garbage son of Sanford
What you rappin' for to get fame or get rich
I slap a n*gga like you
And tell him Rick James bi*ch...
- Common...


Last edited by True Geniu$; 07-27-2005 at 02:21 AM..

 07-27-2005, 02:12 AM         #47
True Geniu$  OP
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i know its not a punch line, but its still nice.

I'm not a businessman,
I'm a business, man
Let me handle my business, damn
- Jay-Z...

 13 years ago '05        #48
highryda 1 heat pts
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jay-z dissin 50 cent ... sumthin like this ..

fu*k a 50 cents i get nuthin but dollars

 13 years ago '05        #49
highryda 1 heat pts
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ludacris to T.I. on stomp ..

So Pimpin be easy,quick catchin feelings
you wortha couple hundred grand and im worth millions
nobody thinkin bout u plus ya beef aint legit..
so please stay off the T.I.P of my d!ck!!

nice diss but i like both artists

 13 years ago '05        #50
highryda 1 heat pts
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the whole Jada song .. Checkmate

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