what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?

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 07-26-2005, 08:53 AM         #1
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R=77 
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what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?
 

 
This is a rough one I'll start with a few

I'm never gonna pop like 10 gold chaines thats why your b*tch blowin on me like nentendo games - Lloyd BanK$

I got the broads swarmin thats why the old ni99az be given me grills like George Forman - Fabolous

I'm like Spiderman the fith brother up in the clan who drop like cracks that scattered up in your van - Ghostface k!llah

Personally on of my favorites..... Just imagine droppin a bundle in your whip... you'd go crazy tryin to pick up ever bit of it.... whether a crack head or a dealer.. LOL

91 comments for "what are the best 1 liners/punch lines u ever heard?"

 07-26-2005, 08:55 AM         #2
Bone Diddles 
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-waits for a bunch of banks,cassidy,fab lines-
 11 years ago '04        #3
jrich_23 
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plenty of punches to name from the Jada and Nas disses to 50
 07-26-2005, 09:10 AM         #4
Five 'n' Lash 
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u a pu**y wit a yeast infection

u dont want beef u vegitarian
 07-26-2005, 09:56 AM         #5
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I'm Far from broke , got enuff bread
And mad hoes , ask beavis i get nothin butt-head - Big L R.I.P
 07-26-2005, 10:00 AM         #6
4321 
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When i go out, ima go out shootin/
Not when i die, when i go to the club, stupid!

Eminem - Remember Me
 11 years ago '05        #7
DuzzE 42 heat pts42
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da da da da dahhh i love ten hut lol that was the sh*t man but the best one liners come from Cassidy sometimes jigga lil wayne Llyod banks and alot more
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And it goes*Ya sh*t aint neva gonna pop like 10 gold chaines thats why your b*tch blowin on me like nentendo games - Lloyd BanK$


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 07-26-2005, 10:08 AM         #8
Hookz 
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I'm upset, yo lets get it on,
Birds fly upside down over ya head, cause you ain't worth sh*ttin on - Chino XL


Wack n*ggas get passed over so much they seem Jewish - Talib Kweli
 11 years ago '04        #9
Tikyle2 4 heat pts
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And To all y'all lil' Jada's for the 1000th time
I don't recall hittin' your moms or writin' your rhymes
And just because you might have seen me in and out of your house
there's no way that she gon have a baby out of her mouth


2 liner. Sue me!
 07-26-2005, 10:32 AM         #10
deadjunkee 
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"i feel like Selena the president of my fan club trying to k!ll me" - EL-p
 11 years ago '04        #11
f0twenty|M 
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'I'll launch a missile to your city til your coast is clear..' - Celph-Titled

'And tear your skull with my cd..now you got my song stuck in your head' - Celph-Titled
 07-26-2005, 10:38 AM         #12
ArmaniMark 
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Gettin that a.ss kicked fast like Ramadon, it's the Rap Phenomenon - Biggy
 11 years ago '05        #13
IceMaker 2 heat pts
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T.I.P. your majesty's right c'here
Notice when I came the dames disappeared, ya lames listen here
To play me, ba-by, hey he,
gone need a track from God featuring Jesus or Jay-Z -T.I.
 07-26-2005, 10:59 AM         #14
dub-u $ 
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Best punchlines-Common-Hungry
off of One day it will all make sense

too many sick lines to pick only one
 07-26-2005, 11:09 AM         #15
sooner1478 
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A sh*tload in Luda's "Cry Babies (Oh No!)"....
 11 years ago '04        #16
foundation 
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My Latin King n*ggas Sicker We Call Him Lance //
He Wear Yellow And Will Ride Up Like The Tour De France // -ac

Id Love To See This Man Tango//
But I Know He Wont , He Aint Real He Dont Peel He Soft Like Bad Mangos //
I Hang Him By His Dam Ankles , So Lets See If He Talks When Hes Up In A Bag Like Fangando // -ac
 11 years ago '05        #17
lil 1 
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i'm about a dolla what the hell is fifty cents -jigga

see the difference between you and his
me gettin beat down dat's ludicrous - TI

so plz stay off the TIP of my d!ck - Ludacris (dat one always k!lls me)
 11 years ago '04        #18
Philly2DaBay 
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"I know the watch is bothering your vision, you reach for it I put a dot on your head like its part of your religion"

--LLoyd Banks
 07-26-2005, 12:55 PM         #19
Trey_08 
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you concession a.ss n*ggas love to pour salt
 07-26-2005, 01:18 PM         #20
R=77 
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