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 12 years ago '04        #141
creep 14 heat pts14
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" SIR! im in no way involved in any ??????ium!" lol
 08-31-2005, 06:20 PM         #142
Crzyazninvazn  OP
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"Take a picture with a midget, holding these ballons *holding these ballons*holding these ballons*"
 12 years ago '04        #143
SupremeAssassin 
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aaahhh maaan, theres way too many, heres some

"...and a banana cognaaac biatch!"
"katie got some big a.ss tittaaayys" - tron from the mad real world

"this is de full nelson biches!" - nelson mandela

"habba habba!" - phyuick yiu (when eddie is shakin the dice)

"i smoke rocks"
"THAT REDBULLS GOT ME!" - tyrone biggums

that whole skit of the chicago gang wars was hilarious

that chinese dude from that "10 years from now" camera sh*t lol

"dont drop thaaat sh*t!" - anthony berry (black bush, when mos is talkin bout the yellow cake lol)

im done for now...
 08-31-2005, 08:01 PM         #144
Andre3000  OP
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From the episode of Wayne Brady takin ova-"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a bi*ch."
From the racial draft episode-"Tuff luck n*gga theres always fubu" and "You keep OJ and you take Condoleeza Rice"
 08-31-2005, 08:04 PM         #145
Andre3000  OP
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Ohh sh*t I remembered the funniest one of all the episode where the black people become rich and the black guy says "Whats wrong with you CHuck u look sick like u was rollin in Ground Zero"
 08-31-2005, 11:07 PM         #146
bobmarley11  OP
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the best show ever on tv , needs to get back on....prop and ill prop back
 08-31-2005, 11:39 PM         #147
ZerO be ill  OP
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"i was bout to kick a n*gga out the window" - Charlie Murphy
 12 years ago '05        #148
TalonD22 
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She wears underwear with d!ckholes in them
 9 years ago '04        #149
jeehtoven 51 heat pts51
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"You know white people gonna trip when they know what that means. They'll be like 'My god what have we done'"

 ~OSiRiS~ said:
dis off of the 1st season
No...season two. He's talking about the word 'skeet'
 9 years ago '04        #150
BklynKid718 
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what can i say about your suit..that hasnt already been said abouta Afganistan..It looks bombed out and depleted!

clayton bigsby had a ton
"one time jasper had one of dem coons come by to pick his sister up for a date.. he said "look here n+gger!..that there i my girl. anyone havin s3x with my sister its gonna be ME!"
"that dirty monkey was beatin my hood!"
Colin Powel...Candalangus (condeliza)sp Rice! Condalangus RIce sounds like a mexican dish, maybe we should put her ona plate an send 'er to mexico for da mexicans will eat 'er!
Hiland park..
how did u get that?
Snoop: from FUKIN!

Mooney: the last samurai..staring Tom Cruise....hes the last samurai?? give me a break, hollywood is crazy, maybe ill make a movie, ill call it the Last n*gga on Earth staring Tom Hanks..

im on my Att Tilt.ill post later
 9 years ago '05        #151
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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 obnoxious2m said:
it was from the mad real world when they were working at that juice bar and he tells dood to bring him back a "banana cognac" hahaha...
Same shyt i was about to put;

"Well sell me some juice bytch I'm thirsty"
"Bring me a Philly blunt son"

".....And a Banana Cognac be-yotch"
 9 years ago '07        #152
Playa 70 heat pts70
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"Doodly doodly doodly doo"

int eh black sheep pants
 9 years ago '06        #153
Manny05 1 heat pts
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 tcap said:
Last episode Season 2
Black Bush
If I can be real
Be real son..
Be real real
Tried to k!ll my father,,I dont play that sh*t
Tell them say word they tried to k!ll your father,,
THE n*gga TRIED TO k!ll MY FATHER!!

Right this down, M A R S,,mars bi*ches
 Sylent Khaos said:
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And we can't sleep on his two hit songs:

R Kelly (Piss on You [Remix] Lyrics)

" (spoken)
Normally I don't do this
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready? Here we go

(sung)
I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds
(instrumental breakdown)
I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen

(spoken)
That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
I want to p!ss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to p!ss on you
"
For What it's worth
White Guy:You want some apple juice
Black Guy: n*gga what the fu*k is JUICE
Black Guy:I want that grape drink baby
 SMallz said:
heres a couple of my favorites...

"Remember that commercial where all the kids run in from outside playin and they all run to the fridge...and the kids like okay we got some purple stuff, sunny delight and as soon as he says sunny delight all the kids go yaaaayyyyy....watch the black kid in the back, if u ever watch that commercial watch the black kid in the back, he be like.....i want that purple stuff" Dave Chapelle.

"Kobe is one of the few black celebrities that get the benefit of the doubt, not cuz he's a celebrity, more because.....well the girl showed up with 8 different semens to the investigation, u cant do that...thats seven too many, thats alot of semen man, this bi*ch got noah's ark in her panties, what u tryin to recreate humanity or somethin? shes a collector. She got every unsolved mystery in her panties, thats the first place i'd look. She got O.J's other glove in there, big foot's footprint, 3 CSI re-runs....Dave Chappelle.....classic sh*t from For What ITs Worth
 ruff said:
"You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my d*ck without peeling it?"


man..funny times man. i wish he came back. one of the most funniest man alive IMO.
 9 years ago '07        #154
Jayceon 480 heat pts480
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 Lake said:
'the MEANEST burger in the world could be the LEEEANEST burger in the world, if u cook it that WAAAAAy' the way that dude sings it cracks me up.
rofl!! oh sh*t
 9 years ago '05        #155
stickemup 
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everything in this thread, even "I'm Rick James bi*ch", when he says it it's still funny.
 9 years ago '06        #156
Manny05 1 heat pts
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lol, why not bring it back. his jokes never get old
 9 years ago '05        #157
IllmaticYungin 8 heat pts
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"GOT DAMN"
"You Know Some people like their cucumbers pickled. What? HUH?"
 9 years ago '06        #158
Nugen2384 
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Juice??? What the fu*k is juice??? I want some grape drink...mmh, its purple.

Chocalate??? This is doo-doo, baby!!!
 9 years ago '07        #159
kyhoopsgoat 416 heat pts416
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The "Turn My Headphones Up!" skit from the Chappelle Show.

Turn my headphones up, what?
I am serious n1gga I can't hear outta this ear.
Yeah, hold on n1gga I can't hear outta my left ear,
turn them sh1ts up.
This one n1gga it's my left.
You ready to see how we drop it in the streets?
I said drop the beat not drumroll.
Now let the beat build like that, Uh, uh...
What happened? Turn my head phones up...

"I'd stab a n1gga in the neck with a butter knife for Fisticuffs!"
 09-11-2008, 01:57 PM         #160
biggdoggbbc  OP
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"i want you guys to go out there and get me brea$t milk from a cambodian immigrant, cause i only drinks the finest brea$t milk."















































"i can't believe you guys did it, that's 100% cambodian."
breaaast milk, youu maaade my daaayyyyyy


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