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 10 years ago '07        #176
DiplomatMagic 16 heat pts16
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[IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/stormshadow247/fu*kYoCouchn*gga.gif[/IMG]

 09-18-2008, 09:48 PM         #177
juelz318  OP
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 DoctorJ said
the whole wayne brady skit
"is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b*tch"
I have to co-sign. The Wayne Brady skit was the funniest cause it was unexpected. My favorite line from the skit is:

"This is not an option n*gga. If you do not smoke this then we have a problem." Wayne Brady's face is priceless.

 09-18-2008, 11:15 PM         #178
HR_Paperstacks  OP
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"I'm bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding!"- Tron from Mad Real World

 10 years ago '05        #179
Bx_Bomberz 227 heat pts227
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 juelz318 said
I have to co-sign. The Wayne Brady skit was the funniest cause it was unexpected. My favorite line from the skit is:

"This is not an option n*gga. If you do not smoke this then we have a problem." Wayne Brady's face is priceless.


one of my favorites n i dont think its been posted is

"game blouses"

 10 years ago '07        #180
Cartel-Clipz 38 heat pts38
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 bc/o06 said
so you just gone do yo taxes right i front of me playboy
that's whats hot in the streets ness?

and of course...

"turn my headphones up!.........I'm serious n*gga turn them sh*ts up!"

"alright make that beat drop!..............n*gga I said drop not drumroll"


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 10 years ago '04        #181
BklynKid718 
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wife: "Dave, we need to talk"
.........
Dave:
(sits down)

"fu*k!!!!!"

 09-19-2008, 07:18 PM         #182
almcaffee  OP
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WHAT THE fu*k IS JUICE????

I WANT THE PURPLE STUFF!!!

two of the best ever, but these are from his stand up not the chapelle show...

 09-19-2008, 08:11 PM         #183
lightysilo18  OP
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the nelson mandela boot camp " if i wanted to be mean i would call this boy fat and push his bosoms together and make love to them."

 10 years ago '07        #184
Adam Is BeTTeR 2 heat pts
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Man that toilet was disgustin...wasn't fit for christian butt cheeks...so I had two choices...I could either go doo doo in my trousers, which I couldn't, that was the only good pair I had at the time, or...I could use a white restroom...it was risky...but so was mudd butt!

and

"All this time I been thinkin I liked fried chicken cuz it was delicious... Turns out i'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken"


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 10 years ago '05        #185
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All good ones, but I don't see two if my favorites:

"Bucknasty, what you said about my coat deeply offends me. It was made by your mother's pubic hair." - Classic

And at the end of the skit when they put up the Rosie O Donnell picture and he says: "She looks like she wear underwear with d*ck Hooooooles" - the whole cast breaks character... Cooooooold Blooooooooded


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 10 years ago '05        #186
YoungerHov 
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 Adam Is BeTTeR said
Man that toilet was disgustin...wasn't fit for christian butt cheeks...so I had two choices...I could either go doo doo in my trousers, which I couldn't, that was the only good pair I had at the time, or...I could use a white restroom...it was risky...but so was mudd butt!

and

"All this time I been thinkin I liked fried chicken cuz it was delicious... Turns out i'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken"
Second quote is from k*lling Them Softly... but a classic nonetheless.

 10 years ago '04        #187
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some mark a*s trick just stepped on my sneakers and poured mortons salt all over me.

 10 years ago '07        #188
CadillacVyse 1018 heat pts1018
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oil..you cookin b***h?

 10 years ago '05        #189
I_REP_VA 10 heat pts10
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aw man it's gotta be in makin da band where he's p.diddy

he's like.. "taxes ness? is that what they doin in the hood?"

hahahhahaha

 10 years ago '05        #190
I_REP_VA 10 heat pts10
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"Dave.. I'm gonna race em"

 05-15-2009, 02:45 PM         #191
Dastrola  OP
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'I rip and I Rhyme, Rhyme and I rip, Dis iz da way Dylan Spits.'

That whole making the band skit is hilarious!

 10 years ago '08        #192
Ron O'Neal 8 heat pts
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now as i sip my soda that im sure somebody spit in. from the players haters ball

one of the paul mooney skits when mooney says to the guy "n*gga what is up with your teeth" or something like that

 10 years ago '08        #193
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" oh s**t its Wayne Brady son
Riverside Mutha f**ka"

lmao

 05-15-2009, 05:29 PM         #194
TheCityOnMyMind  OP
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face?.......Slap

 10 years ago '07        #195
Pistol Peter 35 heat pts35
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"hey..im just a n*gga that like t*tties"

 10 years ago '04        #196
lilsnatch770|M 102 heat pts102
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First they had The Mexican with Brad Pitt and now we have The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise? Maybe they'll produce my film: The Last n*gga on Earth starring Tom Hanks


hahahahahaah

 05-15-2009, 07:31 PM         #197
J. Lewis  OP
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Put some treble in it, put some treble in it...that's my word

 10 years ago '07        #198
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 lilsnatch770 said
First they had The Mexican with Brad Pitt and now we have The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise? Maybe they'll produce my film: The Last n*gga on Earth starring Tom Hanks


hahahahahaah
I was rollin when I seen him say that

 10 years ago '06        #199
Knockout5 7 heat pts
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The player hater ball when he roast Rosie O'Donell sayin "It looks like she wears panties with d**k holes in them"

 10 years ago '07        #200
Pistol Peter 35 heat pts35
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 lilsnatch770 said
First they had The Mexican with Brad Pitt and now we have The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise? Maybe they'll produce my film: The Last n*gga on Earth starring Tom Hanks


hahahahahaah
lmao i was driving to work the other day and i thought about that one and i busted out laughing

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