Im Rich Beeatch....!

favorite dave chappelle line....

"breeeeeeast milk..... you make my daaaa-eee-yaaaaaay"

The whole Wayne Brady sketch
"is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bi*ch?"

Oprah and Dave:
Oprah: "Dave....i'm pregnant"
Dave: "HAHA, got ya bi*ch"

osama said: what did the five fingers say to the face? *slAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Word son thats the sh*t.

Oh and that thing "one big tity one little tity they call the bi*ch biggie smalls"

oh man great sh*t

iam rick james bi*ch

...And thats the first time i sucked a d!ck for crack...

Tyrone Biggums, the greatest chappelle quote eva!

"theres something you might not know about me joe rogan, i smoke rocks"

propz

"Do u want some Grape juice? Juice n*gga what the fu*k is juice. I want some grape Drank baby.Yum its purple"

"buy another one you rich mother fu*ker! fu*k..yo..coach..n*gga...fu*k...yo...coach"

Here's one I think nobody mentioned:

Tyrone: "Dogfood tastes exactly like it smells....DELICOUS!"

Arsenio Hall, *sees white guy* "ay muthafuka...why didnt you tell me how good this cheese was"

From the Prince episode, "How about you and your friends versus me and the revolution."

Over this interview is!

Get down do u?

Good blow this is

About it tell me!

obnoxious2m said: it was from the mad real world when they were working at that juice bar and he tells dood to bring him back a "banana cognac" hahaha...

haha yea, thas mine too...one dude 'get me a philly blunt son'...then dave...'and a banana cognac beeyatch!' :D

Maybe someone can answer this question for me....

What is the puncline that the freestyling guy spits when Questlove is in the barbershop?

Dave was clowning the guy on the music special, because he was so wack and said his own "OHHHHHHHH......" after he dropped the line...

Dylan : I spit hot fyah

"You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my d!ck without peeling it?"

Lungs said: Maybe someone can answer this question for me.... What is the puncline that the freestyling guy spits when Questlove is in the barbershop? Dave was clowning the guy on the music special, because he was so wack and said his own "OHHHHHHHH......" after he dropped the line...

i kinda remember him saying something like "u defeatin me is like billy crystal playing scarface. u cant see me, im blind to your eyes, i come up in your face BOOM POW SURPRISE.. OOHHHHHHHHHH!"

what can i say about your face thats hasnt already been said about afganistan.. from playa hata's ball

aye man.. we do have the right to fu*k you up.... i mean we could just fu*k you up... form mad real world