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 13 years ago '05        #101
blackhavenboi 
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Im Rich Beeatch....!

 08-08-2005, 11:19 PM         #102
Mormanator67  OP
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favorite dave chappelle line....

"breeeeeeast milk..... you make my daaaa-eee-yaaaaaay"

 08-09-2005, 03:21 AM         #103
Caz  OP
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The whole Wayne Brady sketch
"is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bi*ch?"

Oprah and Dave:
Oprah: "Dave....i'm pregnant"
Dave: "HAHA, got ya bi*ch"

 13 years ago '05        #104
Sub Crazy 15 heat pts15
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 osama said
what did the five fingers say to the face?


*slAPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Word son thats the sh*t.

Oh and that thing "one big tity one little tity they call the bi*ch biggie smalls"

oh man great sh*t

 08-15-2005, 08:32 PM         #105
jesus81  OP
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iam rick james bi*ch

 08-15-2005, 08:42 PM         #106
ZerO be ill  OP
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...And thats the first time i sucked a d!ck for crack...

Tyrone Biggums, the greatest chappelle quote eva!

 08-16-2005, 07:04 AM         #107
smeagle  OP
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"theres something you might not know about me joe rogan, i smoke rocks"

 08-16-2005, 07:29 AM         #108
ThaPlaya  OP
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propz

 13 years ago '05        #109
Dcuts770 
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"Do u want some Grape juice? Juice n*gga what the fu*k is juice. I want some grape Drank baby.Yum its purple"

 08-16-2005, 11:34 AM         #110
nemeXis  OP
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"buy another one you rich mother fu*ker! fu*k..yo..coach..n*gga...fu*k...yo...coach"

 13 years ago '05        #111
Switchc2390 10 heat pts10
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Here's one I think nobody mentioned:

Tyrone: "Dogfood tastes exactly like it smells....DELICOUS!"


 13 years ago '04        #112
supbitch 1 heat pts
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Arsenio Hall, *sees white guy* "ay muthafuka...why didnt you tell me how good this cheese was"

 08-17-2005, 04:11 AM         #113
DaKronic187  OP
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From the Prince episode, "How about you and your friends versus me and the revolution."

 13 years ago '04        #114
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Over this interview is!

Get down do u?

Good blow this is

About it tell me!

 08-17-2005, 05:38 AM         #115
Selekio  OP
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 obnoxious2m said
it was from the mad real world when they were working at that juice bar and he tells dood to bring him back a "banana cognac" hahaha...
haha yea, thas mine too...one dude 'get me a philly blunt son'...then dave...'and a banana cognac beeyatch!' :D

 08-17-2005, 06:57 AM         #116
Lungs  OP
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Maybe someone can answer this question for me....

What is the puncline that the freestyling guy spits when Questlove is in the barbershop?

Dave was clowning the guy on the music special, because he was so wack and said his own "OHHHHHHHH......" after he dropped the line...

 13 years ago '05        #117
yujiro1982 13 heat pts13
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Dylan : I spit hot fyah

 13 years ago '04        #118
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"You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my d!ck without peeling it?"

 13 years ago '04        #119
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 Lungs said
Maybe someone can answer this question for me....

What is the puncline that the freestyling guy spits when Questlove is in the barbershop?

Dave was clowning the guy on the music special, because he was so wack and said his own "OHHHHHHHH......" after he dropped the line...
i kinda remember him saying something like "u defeatin me is like billy crystal playing scarface. u cant see me, im blind to your eyes, i come up in your face BOOM POW SURPRISE.. OOHHHHHHHHHH!"

 13 years ago '05        #120
iice 
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what can i say about your face thats hasnt already been said about afganistan.. from playa hata's ball

aye man.. we do have the right to fu*k you up.... i mean we could just fu*k you up... form mad real world

 08-30-2005, 03:08 PM         #121
lisaordonut  OP
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I'm rich bi**h!

 08-30-2005, 06:02 PM         #122
pimpnpolo2005  OP
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I'm Rich bi*ch

 08-30-2005, 06:28 PM         #123
A.B.N  OP
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you know what it is
I'm Rich b*tch

 13 years ago '05        #124
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From the love contract skit when he tosses the used condom in the trash -"KOBE!!!!"-

kills me every time

 13 years ago '04        #125
Stadium 15 heat pts15
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I plead the FEEEETH!!!!
&
I'M RICH BEEYATCH!!! (*HONK*HONK)

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