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Favorite Dave Chappelle Quote


 


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 13 years ago '04        #76
severe 
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From the player haters ball..."This coat here is made outta your mama's pubic hair"

 13 years ago '05        #77
Young OG 168 heat pts168
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There are sooo many


The Gay Boxer: What u lookin at with ya ashy a.ss lips?
Gay Boxer #2: whatever fat a.ss
Don king: I LOVE IT


White Kid: I'm from the streets son GGGG-unit!
(dave takes him to the hood)
Dave: here we are the hood gon ahead get out, GGGGGet yo a.ss out the car
Dave: Tell them lenard Washington glad he got out
Dave: Oh yea if ya need money sell Rocks I heard thats what they do around here
Dave:GGGGGOODBYE!


Son:But dad he's hillarious
Dave: fu*k YOU SON


Black President Dave: M.A.R.S mars bi*ches
BPD:The nugggah tried to k!ll my fatha

Kid: I don't know but i think mr mandela smoked some of my weed
Nelson Mandela: (sings the lion king song)

Kneehigh Park: You don't understand as I make love to my hand see I don't need you honey I beat my d!ck like it owes me money!

White Lady: Is that your son?
Tron:Nah I just brought this baby straight up cash


For What it's worth
White Guy:You want some apple juice
Black Guy: n*gga what the fu*k is JUICE
Black Guy:I want that grape drink baby

if you saw his new stand up you'll get it


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 13 years ago '04        #78
kbigsexy9 
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players hatas ball-i hate u i hate u i dont even know u and i hate yo guts

tron-katie got some big a.ss tittys

fu*k yo couch n*gga


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 07-24-2005, 01:41 PM         #79
ogd17  OP
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probs

 07-25-2005, 02:30 AM         #80
e.i  OP
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'They always ask me..BLACK GALIGER!!!..why does a dog lick his balls?? CUZ THEY'RE SALTY THATS WHY!!'
'WHY...ARE..n*ppleS...SALTY??!!..anybody?'

 07-25-2005, 02:34 AM         #81
Shakur195  OP
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"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!!!"

lol. Just the way he says it makes it so funny.

 07-25-2005, 03:14 PM         #82
e.i  OP
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"How you gone rip it like this son?! how u gone rip it like that son?! I dont play son! I'm talkin action! I'm talkin bout Baa-baa cuz I'm black son! thats right i'm tha black sheep the real black sheep....BAAAA BAAA bi*ch I"M RICH BAA bi*ch!!!"..lmao

 07-25-2005, 05:17 PM         #83
BSWEGZS1  OP
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Rick james beiotch

 07-26-2005, 05:02 PM         #84
jjapsw  OP
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im rick james bi*ch

 13 years ago '04        #85
little4209 
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lol..yea i love this show too..mine is the players ball episode and he say.."rosie o'donnel wears draws w/d*ck holes in em'.."..i was rollin

 13 years ago '05        #86
Big_Boi 
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oil whi said somethn bout oil bi*ch u cookin

 07-27-2005, 06:19 PM         #87
e.i  OP
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 Big_Boi said
oil whi said somethn bout oil bi*ch u cookin
um..i dont understand ur language..im sorry

 07-27-2005, 06:26 PM         #88
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Its a celebration bytches!!!!

 07-27-2005, 06:30 PM         #89
mak10  OP
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go ahead and have s3x wit charlie murphy!

 13 years ago '04        #90
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"i can't eat all of it Joe" and "Joe, let me tell you something....I smoke rocks"

 13 years ago '04        #91
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That's the gayest sh*t I ever heard!

 07-27-2005, 07:04 PM         #92
Nasir Jones  OP
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"Katie had some big a.ss tit-ees!"

 07-27-2005, 07:12 PM         #93
jd_robbins  OP
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UUNNIIITYYYYY


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 13 years ago '04        #94
uncfan888 5 heat pts
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you crazy Joe Rogan

 07-27-2005, 08:12 PM         #95
lakerboy  OP
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My part was when Dave was Prince and played basketball as team "Blouses"
That sh*t was crazy it had me rollin' son

 13 years ago '04        #96
uncfan888 5 heat pts
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i thought of another...

How much money does she stand to make from cooberating the story? I tell you what, you give me that kinda money and R. Kelly can fart in my dinner tonight...spray fart

 13 years ago '04        #97
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wat did the 5 fingers say to the face???..SLAP..lol..

They shoulda neva gave you n*ggas money..

..im tryna think of some othas..

Night, Night..Keep ya butthole tight..

 13 years ago '04        #98
SMallz 2 heat pts
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heres a couple of my favorites...

"Remember that commercial where all the kids run in from outside playin and they all run to the fridge...and the kids like okay we got some purple stuff, sunny delight and as soon as he says sunny delight all the kids go yaaaayyyyy....watch the black kid in the back, if u ever watch that commercial watch the black kid in the back, he be like.....i want that purple stuff" Dave Chapelle.

"Kobe is one of the few black celebrities that get the benefit of the doubt, not cuz he's a celebrity, more because.....well the girl showed up with 8 different semens to the investigation, u cant do that...thats seven too many, thats alot of semen man, this bi*ch got noah's ark in her panties, what u tryin to recreate humanity or somethin? shes a collector. She got every unsolved mystery in her panties, thats the first place i'd look. She got O.J's other glove in there, big foot's footprint, 3 CSI re-runs....Dave Chappelle.....classic sh*t from For What ITs Worth


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 07-27-2005, 09:45 PM         #99
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 sh*tniks77 said
*talkin bout Rosie O'Donnel* "She wears underwears wit d!ck holes in em"
this sh*t made me laugh for so long....that whole Playa Haters Ball in season 1 is the best....

 07-27-2005, 09:47 PM         #100
bosox04  OP
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even in that episode when dave is giving his winning the hater of the year speech..."now if you'll excuse me...i have to go home and put water in buc nasty's mommas dish"...

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