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 12 years ago '04        #61
Don CMoney 
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"Can I have some Redballs!?!?!?" - Tyrone Biggums
"Ashy Larry! Marcy Projects! Marcy, What!?" Ashy Larry
You can't hustle me! I'm the ultimate hustler!" - White Delegation Representative
 07-20-2005, 09:36 PM         #62
infamous_gangst  OP
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"i'm Rick James bi*ch, Now Show Me Your t*tties!"
"jail's The sh*t"
"CUT THE MALARKY"
"FOSHIZZLE" (TIGER WOODS)
....and Then His Wife Threw Her t*tties In My Hands."


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 07-20-2005, 10:06 PM         #63
BlazeDip5et  OP
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Im Rick James bi*ch ! ! ! !! !
 07-20-2005, 11:12 PM         #64
Granite4  OP
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"There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke ROCKS!" That sh*t still has me DYEING with laughter
 07-21-2005, 03:13 AM         #65
Tha Matic  OP
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I didn't know you liked to get wet dave.
What?
That's PCP. Angel's Dust. Ashy Larry. Hulk Hogan. Fred Flinstone. Jimmy Superfly Snuka.

That's the gayest sh*t I ever heard.

Go put on some cotton dockers. What's the square root of his apartment?

Who ordered pizza?

I'm thirsty, sell me some juice bi*ch.
 07-21-2005, 04:44 AM         #66
K26Wiles  OP
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- mmm... red balls!

- bye n*ggaz! (to the n*ggar family)
 07-21-2005, 08:49 AM         #67
iluvdiamondz  OP
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"everyone Wants To Be A n*gga But Dont Nobody Want To Be A n*gga" - Paul Mooney On Ask A Blk Guy
 07-21-2005, 08:55 AM         #68
Ca$ino86  OP
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every black guy is required to know the law, if a young brother starts doing illegal activity a old n*gga will pop out and say n*gga dont do dat thats 5-10....(i know that quote isnt exact, but just woke up and tired as fu*k yet lol)
 07-21-2005, 09:18 AM         #69
AllEyezOnMe187  OP
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they should of never given u n*ggas money
 07-21-2005, 09:31 AM         #70
504cutthroat  OP
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The episode with the three daves "I'm broke n*gga I'm broke".
 07-21-2005, 09:49 AM         #71
RFish74  OP
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Hey Chad...I had s3x wit Katie, too, man!!
 12 years ago '04        #72
DownSouthFLBoy 
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From k!lling Them Softly
"We're not gonna take it!"
"Get outta here cracky"
"n*gga I got kids to feed"

Chappelle's Show
"Kiss the rings bi*ch"
"Make me a banana cognac biatch"
When Dylan was in the booth "a bumbaclot, a bumbaclot........."
all the other quotes everyone knows
 07-21-2005, 10:18 AM         #73
qb_smokedogg  OP
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Today 03:55 PM
Ca$ino86 every black guy is required to know the law, if a young brother starts doing illegal activity a old n*gga will pop out and say n*gga dont do dat thats 5-10....(i know that quote isnt exact, but just woke up and tired as fu*k yet lol)

props to you for using a quote from his stand up sh*t ain't nobody but you and me used one from that sh*t
 07-21-2005, 12:01 PM         #74
cs2005  OP
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How's it taste Motherfu*ka.... You aint seen none of my movies Juice, that was a good one, Deep Blue Sea, a shark ate me a fu*king shark ate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
 07-23-2005, 02:52 AM         #75
TX_Country_Boi  OP
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Killing Me Softly;
Suck my d!ck there's a future in it

Chappelle Show:

Season 1:

-Go to the deleted scenes on Season 1 and watch the Jerkoff scene from the I wanna get rid of my b00bs skit... Funniest sh*t ever (even though it's not Dave)

-For the first time in my life... I tasted brown sugar... And not in my oatmeal heh heh heh

-And that kids... was the first time I ever sucked a d!ck for crack

-OOO a camera... What does this button do? I want some crack

Oh yeah I almost forgot... The Entire Deep Impact sketch

Season 2:

-Oh Beretta Did that sh*t

-Michael Jackson is a man of many faces... And none of em look guilty to me


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 12 years ago '04        #76
severe 
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From the player haters ball..."This coat here is made outta your mama's pubic hair"
 12 years ago '05        #77
Young OG 159 heat pts159
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There are sooo many


The Gay Boxer: What u lookin at with ya ashy a.ss lips?
Gay Boxer #2: whatever fat a.ss
Don king: I LOVE IT


White Kid: I'm from the streets son GGGG-unit!
(dave takes him to the hood)
Dave: here we are the hood gon ahead get out, GGGGGet yo a.ss out the car
Dave: Tell them lenard Washington glad he got out
Dave: Oh yea if ya need money sell Rocks I heard thats what they do around here
Dave:GGGGGOODBYE!


Son:But dad he's hillarious
Dave: fu*k YOU SON


Black President Dave: M.A.R.S mars bi*ches
BPD:The nugggah tried to k!ll my fatha

Kid: I don't know but i think mr mandela smoked some of my weed
Nelson Mandela: (sings the lion king song)

Kneehigh Park: You don't understand as I make love to my hand see I don't need you honey I beat my d!ck like it owes me money!

White Lady: Is that your son?
Tron:Nah I just brought this baby straight up cash


For What it's worth
White Guy:You want some apple juice
Black Guy: n*gga what the fu*k is JUICE
Black Guy:I want that grape drink baby

if you saw his new stand up you'll get it


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 12 years ago '04        #78
kbigsexy9 
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players hatas ball-i hate u i hate u i dont even know u and i hate yo guts

tron-katie got some big a.ss tittys

fu*k yo couch n*gga


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 07-24-2005, 12:41 PM         #79
ogd17  OP
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probs
 07-25-2005, 01:30 AM         #80
e.i  OP
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'They always ask me..BLACK GALIGER!!!..why does a dog lick his balls?? CUZ THEY'RE SALTY THATS WHY!!'
'WHY...ARE..n*ppleS...SALTY??!!..anybody?'
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